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Chapter 124 Thanks Jia Yuhan (please subscribe!)

In Wei'an's memory, there is no such hospital called Moonlight in Zhoucheng.

Besides, even a private hospital would not take such a special name, which gives people a feeling of "moonlight flustered".

On the way to the hospital while driving this SUV, whenever you reach a Sancha intersection or a cross, there will be a road sign on the side of the street in due course, instructing Wei An whether to go straight, turn right or turn left.

The direction is clear, and Wei'an has never gone wrong.

After a while, he really drove a distance of about 3.46 kilometers and came to the door of a hospital.

Anyway, this is a strange story, Wei An directly parked the car on the side of the road, closed the door without locking it, and strode into the hospital gate.

There are not many people in the hospital. It seems that this is really a privately run hospital, and the decoration is very good. Although the nurse sister at the medical guidance desk is wearing a mask, her eyes are extremely clear, and she feels like a beauty.

But for Wei'an, as long as a person puts on a mask, his eyes are full of handsome men and beautiful women, but once he takes off the mask, it is like opening a blind box, so he must be mentally prepared in advance.

"Nurse sister, where can I go through the hospitalization procedures?" Wei An asked with a smile on his face as he walked to the medical guidance desk.

The nurse asked, "Excuse me, what's wrong with you? Have you consulted a doctor?"

Wei An was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously touched his pocket. A medical inquiry form from the hospital appeared in his pocket.

He took it out and handed it to the nurse in front of him, "Here, it should be this."

The nurse took it and took a look, then her big beautiful eyes flickered twice, and she glanced at Wei'an in astonishment.

This look made Wei An feel offended, but he didn't know what he was offended by.

"Here is a QR code." The nurse pointed to the QR code on the consultation form and said to Wei An, "Go to the machine over there to scan it, and then get the hospitalization form at the back, then you can go to the third floor of No. 3 inpatient building Checked in."

Wei An took his own consultation sheet and looked at it, and found the reason for the strange look in the nurse's sister just now.

"Enlarged prostate gland?! I'll go!"

Quickly turned around, came out of the outpatient building after completing the formalities, Wei An went straight to the No. 3 inpatient building, quickly entered the inpatient building and came to the third floor, a chubby nurse took the hospitalization form from him to register, and then Gave him a bracelet to wear.

The fat nurse turned around and shouted into the office: "See if there are any free beds?"

"Yes." The voice of another nurse came from inside, "Grandpa Song was not rescued just now, and bed No. 39 has been vacated."

"Okay, hurry up and tidy up, the patient will use it soon." The fat nurse shouted while writing on the registration form.

"You communicated like this in front of a patient like me, didn't you think about my feelings?" Wei An couldn't help but ask.

"Ham, what's the matter?" The fat nurse said: "Which hospital has no death in the bed? There are only a few people who have never died. You must be mentally prepared when you come to the hospital."

"That is to say, if I sleep on it now, the bed will still be warm?" Wei An curled his lips.

"No, it's cold. Uncle Song was already cold when we found out." The fat nurse raised her head and said, "I didn't save him. Uncle Song left very peacefully..."

"Okay, okay, let's do it quickly." Wei An waved his hand.

Soon the fat nurse brought Wei An to bed No. 39. At this time, a cleaning staff was already changing the sheets and bedding, and Wei An stood obediently aside, looking around.

There are three beds in this ward, but there are no patients in the other two beds.

The fat nurse said: "Both of your patients have gone for examinations, and they will be back later, you should lie down first, and I will come and have an examination for you later."

Wei An was startled, remembering his "enlarged prostate gland", he hesitated and said: "Yes, can you... change someone?"

"Why?" asked the fat nurse.

"It's not that I don't trust you." Wei'an explained, "It's because I'm too demanding, and I want to use the most skilled doctor or nurse to do the operation."

"It just so happens that I am the most familiar with this area, and even Dr. Guo is not as skilled as I am." The fat nurse clapped her hands, turned and left the ward.

Wei An: "..."

After the No. 39 hospital bed was rearranged, Wei An lay down on it trembling and startled, not because someone had just died on this bed, but because he was always worried that the chubby nurse would carry a pile of Medical equipment and medicines came over to check myself.

To be honest, lying on this bed relieved me of a slight shock in my heart, but everything was fine. After all, it is very difficult to find a bed in a hospital that has never died, especially in some critically ill areas.

Wei An's heart is already very big now, let alone only one person died in this bed, even if ten or twenty died, he doesn't care.

Now after he is lying on the bed, according to the rules of the Solitaire game, even if he has obtained the last breath of Yang Qi from the just-dead Uncle Song, he has already begun to think about how this Uncle Song will beg for it at night. Mouth yang.

After lying on the bed for about half an hour, the fat nurse walked in carrying a medical metal tray filled with some disposable medical instruments and various medicine bottles.

"What's the name of the 39-bed patient?"

"Vian."

"Did you pee just now?"

"No."

"Yeah." The fat nurse put the medical tray on the bedside table, turned around and walked back to close the door of the ward, "Take off your trousers."

"All off?" Wei An panicked.

"Well, take it all off." The fat nurse said, "Otherwise, how would you intubate?"

"Still intubated?!" Wei An trembled.

The fat nurse had already torn open the packaging bag of a disposable rubber tube. Wei An inspected it visually and saw that the tube might be half a meter long, but what made him very concerned was that the tube was too thin.

It feels a little contemptuous.

"Wow!" Wei An suddenly pointed out the window, "Why is there someone hanging outside?"

The fat nurse was startled, and immediately went to the window to visit outside.

Wei An rushed up behind him and went down with a knife in his hand. The fat nurse turned around and stared at him inexplicably, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wei An didn't expect that the back of the back of the other's neck that he hit with his palm just now was bounced off by the fat on the back of the neck, and the fat nurse was unscathed.

He pointed to the upstairs and said, "Here, right there, a person was hanged there."

The fat nurse turned to look again.

Wei An had no choice but to take out the bloody hammer and hit her on the back of the neck tentatively.Because the main target of this weapon is the monsters in the ghost stories, the strength needed to deal with the living people in the ghost stories is not that great, and even though the opponent is not a real person, Wei An didn't dare to hit her on the head, afraid of giving her a blow. Knocked out.

The fat nurse immediately fell back, and Wei An immediately reached out to help her, almost throwing herself to the ground.

With great effort, he moved the fat nurse to the bed next to her and lay down on the bed. After checking the back of her head, she found that it was only a little red, and there was nothing serious about it.

Wei An quickly poured some medicine out of those medicine bottles, wrapped them in paper and threw them away, then unpacked the medical equipment and messed them up, giving people a look that had already been used.

Then he lay back on his bed and pulled the quilt over him.

A moment later, the fat nurse woke up, and Wei An immediately pretended to be asleep.

At the same time, a text prompt appeared in front of his eyes.

["Jia Yuhan's Blessing" has been activated, the luck value is 100%, the nurse is healthy but will ignore key information. 】

The fat nurse just felt dizzy. When she walked to Wei'an's bed, she found that all these instruments and medicines seemed to have been used, but her memory was a little fuzzy, and she was a little confused whether she had been checked just now.

At this time Wei An woke up "just in time", with a slightly pained expression on his face, "Thank you, sister nurse!"

"Just now……"

"It still hurts, I want to sleep." Wei An interrupted her.

"Oh, well, then you have a good rest." The fat nurse touched the back of her head, "My head hurts a bit too."

Wei An had already made a slight grunt, and at the same time thought to himself: "Thank you Jia Yuhan!"

(End of this chapter)