this is not a joke

Chapter 428 Finally Meet
Zhang Zuxia immediately walked to the pothole on the ground, inspected it carefully, and found that the pothole had become deeper than before.

However, the two of them did not apply pressure here. I don't know why the pothole would collapse by itself.

"You'd better stay away from that pothole, if it collapses..."

Before Zhang Zuxia could finish speaking, Wei Zhengdong took over and said, "Should we just leave this dark space and return to our human world?"

"This idea may be a bit too..." Zhang Zuxia hesitated: "It's too beautiful. Maybe you will fall into a normal strange story, and that strange story may be more dangerous than ours."

Like a nimble rabbit, Wei Zhengdong jumped out of the pothole with a whoosh and stood beside Zhang Zuxia.

But at this time Zhang Zuxia suddenly stepped forward, his body tensed up suddenly, his arms stretched out like an ape's arms, and he was still holding the red-level weapon in his hands - a metal stick!

The metal rod carried a fierce wind, and because the front end moved so violently and quickly, it even rubbed against the air to produce a slight sonic boom.

Bang!
The stick hit the darkness ahead, and the stick immediately hit a black object.

This is a monkey-like dwarf with strong muscles, naked and without clothes. It has three mouths, one is the same as a normal person, one is in the middle of the navel, replacing the original navel, and the other is the mouth. It's in the middle of the spine.

Originally, this weird little man was going to attack Wei Zhengdong, but Zhang Zuxia reacted very quickly, and swung out the metal stick one step ahead of time, intercepting him in the middle.

This stick was also extremely powerful, directly smashing the short man to the ground, but it seemed that he didn't suffer much damage, and he was extremely angry after being hit.

Even though he was still suppressed by the metal rod, the short man still stood up abruptly, his whole body was twisted, as if he had turned into a small meat ball, and slammed into Zhang Zuxia who was standing in front!

Zhang Zuxia originally wanted to retreat, but he was worried that Wei Zhengdong would be hurt if he let the meeting go, so he directly threw the metal stick across, and the short man rushed forward, grabbed the metal stick and bit it.

The first mouth bites the stick, and the second mouth pushes forward, biting towards the lower abdomen of Zhang Zuxia.

This position was a bit awkward, Zhang Zuxia immediately shrank his hips back, grabbed the metal rod and swung it violently, throwing the guy flying.

"This monster is stronger than the two just now, and its breath is different!" Wei Zhengdong said from behind: "Its saliva is on your stick, let me smell it."

At this time, the short man just stood up, three mouths uttered angrily at the same time, and rushed towards Zhang Zuxia.

Zhang Zuxia originally wanted to continue wielding the metal stick to hit the opponent hard, but after hearing Wei Zhengdong's words, he hesitated a little, and still passed the stick over.

Holding the stick, Wei Zhengdong smelled the place where the little man had bitten just now, and unconsciously said: "Well, the smell is indeed different, this one smells better than the two just now."

After Zhang Zuxia handed out the stick, he was about to defend against the opponent's attack with only a pair of fleshy hands, but suddenly found that the short man who was rushing towards him stopped suddenly, with a look of fear on his face, and the bruises on his face and belly button. The two mouths were flattened, as if they were about to cry.

I can't see what the mouth on his back looks like at the moment, but I think it should be the same.

Immediately, the short man quickly rolled backwards, like a solid meat ball, and quickly disappeared into the darkness.

"Run away again!?" Zhang Zuxia was surprised.

At this moment Wei Zhengdong had returned the metal stick to him, still smacking his lips.

Zhang Zuxia looked terrified: "Just now... did you lick it?"

Because he focused all his attention on the short man who attacked, he didn't see what Wei Zhengdong was doing just now. If Wei Zhengdong really licked the stick, he might hesitate to take it.

"Look at what you said." Wei Zhengdong smacked his lips and said, "Who would lick something that can be confirmed just by smelling it!"

Although he said so, Zhang Zuxia took the metal stick hesitantly and held it with two fingers. He seemed a little disgusted, and he still suspected that the old boy might have really licked it.

"Why do they give up attacking and run away as soon as you smell these weird auras?" Zhang Zuxia asked.

At this time, the few weirdnesses encountered in succession made him find the key to this problem. It seemed that it had nothing to do with him, but came from Wei Zhengdong's body. Those weirdnesses chose to escape, all because of Wei Zheng. Dong has smelled them.

It was obvious that they were afraid that Wei Zhengdong would smell them, although these guys attacked Wei Zhengdong as soon as they appeared, not themselves.

Wei Zhengdong spread his hands together: "I don't know either! But I think these weird smells are delicious, and there must be better smells. I wonder if there is such a weird smell in this space?"

"Hey, don't have it!" Zhang Zuxia said: "Your so-called better breath, in fact, this kind of weird strength will be stronger. I know now, once you confirm their breath, they will They will run away in embarrassment, and they will be afraid of you. But before that, these guys will attack you, there must be some reason for this."

Wei Zhengdong rubbed his head, apparently he didn't understand why.

"Maybe it's because I... have an incomparable attraction."

boom!
Not far from the two of them, the pothole in the ground that had been sunken for several minutes just now suddenly collapsed, revealing a black hole with a diameter of more than one meter. It was pitch black inside, and nothing could be seen.

Wei Zhengdong was so frightened that he hurriedly slapped his chest: "Fuck, brother Zhang, thank you for reminding me in time, if I was still standing there, I would have fallen right in right now! What's inside...where?"

As soon as the words came out, there seemed to be something moving at the entrance of the hole, like a head sticking out.

Without any hesitation, Zhang Zuxia jumped up suddenly, and slammed the metal stick on the head.

With a clang, the metal stick collided with another metal object, and a large string of sparks burst out between the two. It can be seen that the force is so strong. Not only Zhang Zuxia's stick hit hard, but also the other metal object was able to stop it. fierce.

Zhang Zuxia glanced at it, it seemed that it was an axe, but he didn't see it clearly, he raised his stick to strike again, when suddenly he heard a sound coming from the hole.

"Zhang Zuxia, is that you?"

Wei Zhengdong on the other side also yelled loudly: "Brother Zhang, quickly poke his ass with a stick, I'll smell it and see what it smells like!"

"Father, why do you want to smell my butt?" The voice from the hole said with some horror.

Wei Zhengdong: "Ah!"

Zhang Zuxia: "..."

Wei An: ┓(;_｀)┏

Not long after, Wei An's upper body poked out from the hole, put away the killing ax in his hand, and said to Zhang Zuxia: "Your stick almost smashed my head flat."

Zhang Zuxia took a quick look at his equally powerful hatchet, grabbed Wei An's hand, and pulled him up.

"How did you find it here?"

Wei An didn't answer directly, and pointed to the entrance of the cave: "You can go out from here now, but before leaving, I want to know how your mental condition is?"

"Brother Zhang is a nice guy." Wei Zhengdong replied for him, "But he just likes to poke weird asses with sticks."

"By the way..." Wei Zhengdong looked at Wei An, "Son, how do you know I'm here? You found me!"

"It's a long story, let's talk slowly after leaving here." Wei An said: "Mom is waiting for you over there, let's go there first."

Zhang Zuxia also said: "This place is very dangerous now, there are many powerful monsters for no reason, let's go there first."

After saying that, he jumped into the cave first, followed by Wei Zhengdong.

But when Wei Zhengdong approached the entrance of the cave, an extremely strong repulsive force lifted him up, flew him out, threw him on the ground and fell him into the mud.

(End of this chapter)