Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 282 I Don't Know What I'm Singing?anyway they don't understand

"One, two, three."

"No. [-], No. [-]. Little Fatty Orange, you should be No. [-]." The host looked at the balls in the hands of the guests and said to Cheng Hao, whose paw was still stuck in the box.

There are only a few balls in the box, and now they have all the balls in their hands.

Only the little chubby orange one was left. The one in the little chubby orange hand was definitely the No. [-] ball without even thinking about it.

"Aww~ (Is that so? Then what should we do next?)" Cheng Hao, who was swinging the box, asked. If he had known that it would be fine to keep it quietly, he would not stick his claws in.

"Little rascal, stop swinging around. If you keep swinging, you will hit someone else's head." Seeing this, Sister Hong'er quickly walked over and stopped her.

There is still a ball in this box, what if this little villain throws it like this, what if he hits someone later?
"Aww~ (The problem is if I don't shake it? I can't get my claws out.)" Cheng Hao muttered, how could he save his claws if he didn't shake the box?

"Then don't shake it like that, sister, can you take out the claws for you?" Sister Hong'er said helplessly, and helped pull out the box.

"There was a little accident at the scene, but let's not focus on it." After the host saw it, he said with a smile: "Let's focus on the game first, and now everyone who has drawn the No. [-] ball Guests step forward. We're going to start the game now."

"What's so interesting about the game, I still want to watch the little fat orange pull out the box."

"That's right, it would be so much fun for Little Fatty to pull out the box."

The audience below heard it and murmured.

He showed no interest in the ongoing game, and continued to stare at the man and the tiger who seemed to be pulling out carrots.

"Aww~ (Sister, I think there is something wrong with our approach.)" Cheng Hao, whose paw was trampled on, said.

"What's the problem? Wait until my sister helps you pull out the box." After hearing this, Miss Hong'er said, didn't this little villain pull out his claws in a hurry?Why is there so much nonsense now?

"Ouch~ (The problem is that I feel like it can't be pulled out like this. Otherwise, let's try another way. How about dismantling this box?)" Cheng Hao suggested aloud.

Anyway, it's a broken box for a lottery, wouldn't it be enough to just dismantle it?Where do so many things come from.

"Uh, isn't that good?" Sister Hong'er said after hearing this. They came over to record a show. Did they open the lottery box?And it was under the watchful eyes of the public.

"Aww~ (It's okay, I'll just take it apart a little bit and put it back on for him later, can't it be all right?)" Cheng Hao said.

"Forget it, sister, try again." Sister Hong'er hugged the box and stepped on Cheng Hao's round face and said.

It's really strange, how come this box is so tightly clamped?Could it be that this is also a spoof of a famous music show?
"Actually, the bottom of this box can be opened." Seeing this scene, the staff on the side came up to remind.

He felt that if this went on like this, everyone would be watching this side of the whole show.

"Aww~ (Then why didn't you say it earlier, and stood by the side watching the show?)" Cheng Hao scolded after hearing this.

Isn't this guy happy to watch his misfortune?Should you have reminded him earlier?

"Excuse me, how do I open the bottom here?" Sister Hong'er first slapped Cheng Hao's head when she heard the words, and then asked.

"There is a rotating button underneath. Ms. Keeper, just twist the button and the whole box will open." The staff explained.

"Okay, thank you." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er asked Cheng Hao to lie down and lift the box.It didn't take long to find the button that the staff said it was.

After a slight twist, the box became a rhombus.

At this time, Cheng Hao finally realized that the mouth holding his paw was loose.

"Ouch~ (I'm finally free. If it gets stuck again, I can't help but smash this thing.)" Cheng Hao muttered, waving his paws, and found that a microphone had been stretched out in front of him. .

"It seems that Xiaopangju has successfully escaped from the lottery box, so now I invite Xiaopangju to come on stage and sing for us." The host said after seeing this scene, and the camera immediately focused on Cheng Hao.

"Aww~ (I knew that all the members of your show are villains.)" Cheng Hao said with black lines on his face when he heard this, these guys won't come sooner or later.

After he freed his claws, he came over. If they hadn't arranged it deliberately, he wouldn't believe it.

"Excuse me, what should we do next?" Sister Hong'er asked after hearing the words and came up, and patted Cheng Hao's head along the way.

"There is no need to do anything. You two just need to sing your opponent's song." The host explained with a smile.

"Aww~ (Then we also need to know if his song is good or not. I don't even know who he is, let alone his song.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said.

He just wanted to know who the guy with the yellow hair was?

"Hi, little fat orange, now it's our turn to fight." The guest with the little yellow hair said with a smile.

"Ouch~ (It doesn't matter, just sing casually. Sister, you are responsible.)"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Hao said to Sister Hong'er beside him.

Although he didn't understand anything, it didn't matter. He believed that his sister would definitely understand. All he had to do was hum indiscriminately.

"My sister can't be responsible for telling you, and my sister has never heard his song." After hearing this, sister Hong'er whispered to Cheng Hao's ear and said.

She knew the other person's name was Zixuan, but the problem was that she didn't understand rap, and she didn't like listening to it.

So it's impossible for the little villain to want her to sing, because she doesn't know the lyrics.

"Aww~ (then there is no other way, we can only tell the truth, sister, tell the host that we can't do it.)" Cheng Hao shrugged his shoulders and said, he doesn't understand, and neither does my sister, so you don't have to Play it, let's end it like this.

"Do you think it's possible? Besides, there are so many people here, if you want to talk like this, wouldn't it embarrass him to death?" Sister Hong'er said angrily, walked towards the host, and explained the situation clearly.

"Okay, okay, I understand. Small problem, small problem." After listening to the words, the host said with a smile, and immediately arranged for a large projection screen: "Dear viewers, there is a little problem on the scene now. A small change, because Little Fat Orange is a tiger, so we need to show Little Fat Orange the lyrics, otherwise he won’t be able to remember too many songs.”

"I hope you can understand. After all, our guests are all young people who are almost three years old. And little Fatty Orange is not yet two years old."

"Understood, understood. After all, our chubby orange is so good, we don't need to listen to other people's songs at all."

"That's right, our little fat orange's own songs are very good."

The audience heard below said, who cares who the yellow hair is?They came here this time only to listen to Xiaopangju sing.

"hateful……"

Zixuan who was standing on the stage gritted his teeth in anger when he heard the words.

But in front of the camera, he could only grit his teeth and put on a smiling face, showing that he had a broad mind.

"Okay, now let's ask our Zixuan to sing Little Fat Orange's famous song Blue White Porcelain." The host said with a smile, pretending that he didn't hear it at all.

After all, whose song is good and whose song is bad?It's never what they say depends on the audience, and the audience obviously like Xiaopangju's songs very much.

"Okay, thank you." Zixuan smiled and nodded, and immediately came to the center of the stage.Then he started singing, and he would let these ignorant audiences know how powerful he is.

As the music started, the melodious melody immediately filled the entire program.

Zixuan raised the microphone and began to sing, imagining the shocked expressions of these guys, but after he sang every line, he found the audience in the audience whispering with expressionless faces.

It was completely different from the fanatical scene he had imagined.

For a moment, he didn't know what went wrong?Leading to fluctuations in singing.

This made the discussion among the following audience even more intense:

"I think his singing has no emotion and no meaning at all."

"Yeah, I sang it exactly according to the book."

"That's right, at least he knows the story of this song before singing."

It's fine if you don't have any feelings when you sing, but if you claim to be a professional singer, why don't you even smell your breath?They doubted the gold content of this program, why would they invite such a layman to come?

"Xiao Ju, how do you feel when you listen to others singing your own songs?" Sister Hong'er on the side asked with her arm resting on Cheng Hao's big head.

"Aww~ (I don't feel anything, it's just like this anyway.)" Cheng Hao yawned and said, what kind of feeling can this have?I don't feel anything.Isn't it just singing a song?

"Okay." Sister Hong'er said with a smile when she heard that Zixuan over there had finished singing.

"He is indeed a representative figure of current pop singers. His skills are really extraordinary. Thank you Zixuan for bringing us a blue and white porcelain song. Next, let's invite Little Fat Orange to appear." The host said with a smile.

He didn't show any strange expressions because of the audience below. He has been the host for so many years, and he hasn't seen any scenes. Now it's just a drizzle.

"Ouch~ (Sister, I can just go up and yell a few times. They shouldn't understand what I'm saying, right?)" Cheng Hao said after hearing the host's words, and planned to deal with it directly.

Forget about singing or something, you actually want him to do a rap?

"If there is no request, you can just fool around. If there is a request, I will be in trouble." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said.

"Aww~ (Never mind him, I'll go up first and then talk.)" Cheng Hao said, and jumped to the center of the stage.

"It looks like Xiaopangju really wants to sing for everyone, you can tell by his eagerness."

"Since this is the case? Then let's stop talking nonsense. I invite Xiaopangju to sing." The host said, and walked aside.

Soon the accompaniment sounded, and Cheng Hao shook his head while looking at the big screen and sang:

"Aww~ (Don't ask me what I'm singing, because I don't know what I'm singing. If you really want to know, you can ask the magic conch.)"

"Aww~(I'm a tiger, not a piece of tofu, if you want a tiger, don't ask for tofu.)"

"Aww~ (Hey, hey, use the nunchuck quickly, hey, hey, ninja is invincible.)"

"Um~ Is there something wrong with the song Little Fat Orange sings? Is it this one? I feel like it's not."

"There's definitely something wrong. It sounds like I'm very high."

The audience listening to the song below couldn't help but say something after listening to it.

Although they couldn't understand Tiger's language, they could still understand the melody. They felt that either Xiaopangju sang it wrong, or he didn't sing according to the other party's song at all.

But fortunately, Xiaopangju's singing like this is not unpleasant, on the contrary, it has a special feeling.

"This little villain really did that." After hearing the content of the lyrics, sister Hong'er couldn't help but helplessly hold her forehead. This little villain really dared to sing like this.

He just bullied these audiences for not being able to understand, otherwise he would definitely be beaten for his singing style.

"Is this my song? Why is the music so unfamiliar to me with the lyrics." At the same time, I still can't figure it out, and there is also the original singing of the lyrics.

He couldn't figure it out, is his song so hilarious?Did he hear wrong?Or is it that the little tiger in front of me sang it wrong?

"Ouch~ (I don't know what I'm singing? I just really want to sing a song. No, you probably wanted me to sing, so I just sang a song casually.)" Cheng Hao was still singing very happily. , and didn’t stop until the song slowly ended.

The people listening to the song were still confused at this time, but this did not prevent them from applauding.

"It's really beautiful music. Thank you Xiaopangju for singing so affectionately for us." The host said with a smile, and then said to the remaining two people: "Next, please invite the third group of contestants to bring us a touching song."

"Aww~ (How is sister? Is my singing very loud and pleasant?)" Cheng Hao, who heard the host's words, immediately ran to Sister Hong'er and asked.

After Tiao Yitiao didn't have his sister's translation, these guys couldn't understand what he was saying at all, and he could get away with it even if he was confused.

"It's really nice to listen to. There's no problem except that the introductory words don't make sense and the introductory words sound ignorant." Sister Hong'er nodded and said, pulling Cheng Hao to the side: "Okay, let's just watch here honestly, don't Standing in the center is a conspicuous bag."

"Ouch~ (Okay, okay, but sister, you have to help me remind you when my leg of lamb will be delivered. I've been waiting for so long, and they don't realize it at all.)" Cheng Hao reminded, if he If he doesn't ask about this kind of thing, he feels that what he deserves will grow wings and fly away.

"Okay, my sister will go and ask for you." Sister Hong'er said, and walked towards the staff at the side.

Only then did Cheng Hao sit down and watch the show in satisfaction.

(End of this chapter)