Merry Eunuch Lang

The reason why Xia Weiqi wanted to single out the little eunuch was to bully him because he was weak, short (comparatively speaking), with a handsome and handsome face, an embroidered pillow with a bag of grass, and a donkey dung that was bare.Killing Pan You'an, his five wives aside, the rest of the soldiers will fall apart, and his plot to monopolize Liaodong will also begin to take shape.But as soon as the two fought, he had a premonition that the situation was not good after just five rounds. This fake eunuch was far from being such a fool as he had imagined.He shot very quickly, and a long spear appeared and disappeared, which made him dizzy.By the tenth round, beads of sweat were falling from his head like rain.The fat pig head regretted so much that he wanted to slap himself. He knew very well that if he continued to stalk him like this, his life would be lost. He only lived to be twenty years old. Enjoy completely too!Although his tools are not perfect, they are enough to deal with them, and his functions are still sound!In order to survive, Xia Wei didn't care about his face, pushed aside the little eunuch's gun, and shouted tremblingly:

"General Pan wait a minute, I have something to talk about."

The little eunuch is a ghost, his mind is very clear!The reason why he wanted to spend time with Fat Zhutou was that Zhu Linzong's troops were still behind, and the cave entrance was limited, and only one person and one horse could pass through at a time. That's why he didn't immediately meet the real chapter with the fat pig head.With his kung fu, within ten minutes he will let Fat Zhutou die. At this time, if he swipes an army to kill, 5 people attack [-] people, there is no complete chance of winning, and his own casualties must be huge, so he won't do that kind of thing. What a loss-making deal!So he didn't kill him quickly, and looked back while fighting to see if the rear team had arrived.Hearing the fat pig's shout, he immediately went down the donkey, stopped the weapon in his hand, and said in surprise:

"What's the matter?"

"General Pan, I remembered something." In fact, he didn't think of bullshit, he just wanted to escape for the time being.

"What's the matter?" The little eunuch pretended to be stupid on purpose.

"You and I are working hard here, there must be an agreement." Xia Weiqi finally came up with an idea.

"What is the agreement?" The little eunuch leaned forward on his horse, he was afraid that the fat pig would take advantage of the loophole and run away.

Xia Weiqi took a deep breath and said: "General Pan, I think we should stop fighting. What's the point of having no grievances or enmities? You give me a way to survive, and I will not be your enemy from now on. , Go back to Mobei and forget it."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "People like you, how dare you say such a thing? When I'm not prepared and the army is overwhelming, you will eat up my 5000 troops in no time. Do you want to take it if you want?"

"No more fights, no more fights!" Xia Weiqi looked around, trying to slip away.

How could the little eunuch give him such a chance, and shouted: "If you want to leave, you can leave one thing behind!"

"What?" The fat pig was taken aback.

"It's what's in your crotch!"

"Didn't you let your subordinates cut it off?"

"Cut the chicken and eggs, keep your eggs and leave!"

"Pan, don't deceive people too much!"

Aleksey & #8226;; Xia Weiwei was already angry with a bullfighting bull at this time, this time he was completely enraged, soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, and what the little eunuch said is exactly his sore point, he will never be humiliated. I've never been so angry.

"Good job, if you have the guts, how about practicing two tricks with me again?" The little eunuch saw the faint dust rising from behind the team, and he knew that Zhu Linzong's people were coming.

Xia Weiqi had to bite the bullet and go into battle.The little eunuch made a ruthless move this time, picking off Xia Weiqi's helmet with only one shot.

The fat pig's head was so embarrassing that he couldn't beat and run, and he was so frightened that he was in a hurry and his hands were waving.The little eunuch's second shot came again, and Xia Weiqi couldn't care less. The little eunuch's gun head went into his crotch, and as expected, something came out.The fat pig head killed a pig and yelled:

"Grandpa Pan, please forgive me, I will never covet half an inch of your land in the Central Plains again!"

The little eunuch intentionally spared his life, passed the tip of the gun, hit him on the back with a "slap", and yelled:

"Go, pig, it won't be so cheap to see you next time!"

Xia Weiqi climbed on the horse's back, turned around and walked away, shouting as he ran:

"Quick retreat, quick retreat!"

The little eunuch swung his army to kill, because the commander in chief gave the order, and the northern army did not make any resistance. Fat Zhutou left a large number of corpses and luggage, and escaped with only 2000 men and horses.

Cao Huazhi asked her husband, "Why didn't Pan Lang kill that fellow?"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Killing is worse than being scared to death, and attacking the heart is better than attacking the city. I can be sure that the fat pig will never dare to look south to the land of the Central Plains!"

Cao Huazhi seemed reasonable after thinking about it, and sighed: "It's just that it's cheaper."

Besides, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren performed lightness kung fu and went down the mountain overnight.Running wildly all the way to Gingko'er's residence, a soldier reported:

"The food security officer, Zhao Xiaogao, General Zhao, said that there is an urgent matter to invite, and it is said that General Yinxing has gone. It will not be long, and there will probably be time for a meal."

Zhang and Huang yelled that it was not good, the car turned around and rushed to Zhao Xiaogao's big tent.Just in case, it was inconvenient for the two of them to show up in public, so they quietly went to Zhao's residence in the dark.Someone stood guard outside the tent, and the lights inside the tent were brightly lit.

After the two of them got together for a while, they punched and kicked the two sentries down to the ground, tied their hands and feet, stuffed some linen, paper, etc. in their mouths, and put them in a hidden place.

The ginkgo was tied to a pillar, which was used to support the tent, and the ground was not buried very deep, so the pillar was not very stable.Ginkgo's pillars swayed as soon as they exerted strength.Her clothes were disheveled, her hair was disheveled, and her handsome face was full of anger.

"Zhao Xiaogao, don't be rampant, you bastard. When my husband comes back, I'll look good on you!" Yin Xing cursed.

"I know, I know." Zhao Xiaogao sat on the soft pier, with a small table in front of him, which was filled with tea, wine glasses and various dishes.Zhao Xiaogaang took a sip from his wine glass, and said with a smile, "The problem is that he won't come back! The one named Pan is a tiger alive, and dead shit is worse than him."

"You're talking nonsense, my husband has great powers, nothing in the world can hinder him, I believe he will definitely come back!" Gingko'er was unmoved.

"It's all right now, I won't be able to survive when he comes back, I tied his wife, how can he spare me when he comes back?" Zhao Xiaogao said with a sad face.

"As long as you let me go, I don't have to say anything." Gingko'er was thinking of a way out.

"How can I trust your words?" Zhao Xiaogao picked up the teacup again.

"What do you want?" Ginkgo asked.

"I want to get close to you. You may have heard people say that I was cut off by someone. It's okay to get close to you. Even if you sleep with you, you won't mind if your man comes." Zhao Xiaogao bargain.

"Don't even think about it. I'm a married woman. You don't need to talk about this kind of pig and dog. Please kill me. Pan Lang will avenge me when Pan Lang comes." Ginkgo raised her neck .

"Why are you so brainless? It's fine for a person like me to sleep with the emperor's wife. What do you mind? Let's sleep for one night. Tomorrow you will go your way and I will go mine. Ghosts don't know what's going on. None. Otherwise, I will kill you, and I don’t want to live anyway!” Zhao Xiaogao played both soft and hard ways.

"Zhao Xiaogao, stop dreaming. To tell you the truth, I will only recognize Pan Lang as a man in my life!" Yin Xing'er shook her head and snorted.

"You still don't believe me when you say that you are so determined. Do you know how many wives Pan You'an has? Is he also so loyal to you?" Zhao Xiaogao retorted.

"A man finds a lot of wives, which means that a man has a lot of skills, so you go and find them if you have the skills? Didn't you sleep with the emperor's wife, and your skills are not small!" Yin Xing'er returned the sarcasm.

"You stinky bitch, shameless, let me show you how powerful I am!"

After that, Zhao Xiaogao, who was furious and furious, rushed up quickly, took off his pants with one hand, and untied Ginkgo's belt with the other.

Seeing this, Zhang Facun was about to rush in, but Huang Ren held him back and whispered, "Once you crash in, Sister-in-law Yinxing'er will die."

"why?"

"Does she still have the face to see people?"

"Then what should we do? You can't watch the wicked bully your sister-in-law, can you?"

"Let's have a look before we talk. It's a lottery. He won't do anything."

Zhang Facun had no choice but to hold back his temper. He had heard about Zhao Xiaogao being cut off by his buddies in Langdang Mountain.What else can a fake man do? I don't know what tricks this kid can play?

Huang Ren said in a low voice: "Brother, we can't watch the fun either. I'll be sorry for Big Brother in the future. In my opinion, it's really not possible and we'll just be like this."

Zhang Facun said with a smile: "You really have a way! Okay, let's get ready!"

Zhao Xiaogao couldn't bear it long ago, forcing this stubborn woman to submit was no doubt like seeking skin from a tiger, so he simply did one thing and kept going.Panting heavily, he took off his trousers and untied Ginkgo's belt, and savagely pulled down Ginkgo's trousers, a gap flashed between Ginkgo's white legs. A red rose surrounded by (delete the cross below) bushes, despite Ginkgo crying and scolding, Zhao Xiaogao bent down like a dog and stretched out his tongue towards the rose (delete below) Fifteen words), talked for a long time, then reluctantly straightened up, pulled his trousers to the crook of his legs, just aligned the position, and heard a "plop" before it started (delete the four words below), The tent collapsed.