Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhang Facun and Huang Ren pulled out the sticks of the tent and pulled it lightly, how could the tent not fall down?According to the location, they cut a hole in the tarpaulin with a knife, pulled out the soil-covered Ginkgo Dundup, cut her rope and ran away.As for Zhao Xiaogao, they didn't dare to dispose of him casually because he was not ordered by his eldest brother, Marshal Pan. After all, he was still the emperor's food security officer, so he couldn't be killed temporarily, so he could only let nature take its course.The tent is made of cotton cloth, surrounded by thin bamboo poles, and supported by only one pillar in the middle. The weight is not very heavy, and it will not endanger people's lives.

Zhao Xiaogao exhausted all his strength to crawl out of the tent, put on his trousers and yelled several times but got no response, he thought he was unlucky, why is this grain guard appointed by the emperor so useless?The deputy general in the tent next door rushed over after hearing the sound, and hurriedly called some people to put up the tent again overnight, and it would be dawn soon.Someone found the two sentinels in the grass, Zhao Xiaogao personally interrogated who tied them up, the two chattered, and couldn't explain why for a long time.It's not that they didn't say it, I really didn't see who did it at the time.After Zhao Xiaogao finished the past and thought about the future, he guessed that this matter must not have been done by the eunuch's subordinates.The little eunuch is trapped on the top of Wushaoling and still can't take care of himself. There is no such master in front of the Ginkgo Dunzhu tent. Who is it?Zhao Xiaogao pondered for a long time, but he couldn't come to a conclusion in the end, but one thing was certain, his days as an official in the Southern Dynasty had come to an end.As for the next move, he thought about it for a long time, and suddenly a figure came into his sight. This person was named Wugong Zhongren, and he was the envoy sent by the Great Wa Kingdom to the Central Plains.He and Wu Gong have met a few times, the two have similar personalities and congenial tempers, so they can be regarded as friends!Wugong valued his martial arts talent very much, and invited him to work in the Japanese country many times, and promised him to recommend him to be a great official in front of the emperor.At that time, in order to repay Prime Minister Wang's kindness, but at the same time, he couldn't let go of the affectionate and righteous Queen Wang and the group of charming court ladies, so he didn't agree to this matter.When Wu Gong left, he said that he had an official residence in Weihai, Shandong, and that he could go there directly to find him if he needed something important.Zhao Xiaogao is desperate now, who else can he go to if he doesn't go to friends from the Great Wa Kingdom?

Having made up his mind, Zhao Xiaogao summoned some of his confidants and told him his plan.It was said to the outside world that he was going back to the court to urge food. He has a gold medal issued by the emperor. Where does he dare not let him go?They are all friends of Zhao Xiaogao, who have received many favors from him. I heard that they are going to Japan to enjoy the blessings, so there is no reason why they should not be allowed.Everyone hastily prepared, and brought all the gold, silver, cloth, etc. that the emperor rewarded the army with them. The army of thousands of people was still in a dream. Before leaving, this group set fire to the forage field of the army. Dozens of them hurried like bereaved dogs, slipping through the net in a hurry, slipping away overnight.

The little eunuch ordered people to clean up the battlefield, except for Fanjun Xia Weiqi who led a few remnants of the defeated generals and fled far to the north of the Great Wall. He still left behind a large amount of supplies and food, which was enough for his army to last for several months.The three armies set up camp on the spot, and the little eunuch ordered people to go to the front mountain to meet Zhao Xiaogao's grain escort troops. When Zhang Facun came back and explained the whole story, the little eunuch swore angrily:

"I'm sure this dog day will never end well!"

The little eunuch temporarily appointed Mao Xingwang as the food security officer, and reported to the imperial court to appoint another person to escort the military food.Fortunately, Xia Weiqi left a lot of food and grass, otherwise this level will be sad.

After resting for three days, the army continued to march.Crossing the Qilian Mountains, crossing the Shule River, entering Guazhou, Dingliuyuan, sweeping Hami, descending Loulan, collecting Dawan, and attacking Turpan, this day arrived at Yining City, the old nest of the Huns, where De Halin can be seen just around the corner.

Twenty miles away from the city, the little eunuch chose a spacious place to set up camp.Then Hu San wrote a letter of war, agreeing to a decisive battle with King Zuo Xian in the future.The gauntlet reads:

Zuo Xian Wang Da Shan Yu Breda Your Excellency:

The Xiongnu and the Han have fought for many years. Although you are a small and barren country, you are located in a remote place, have lived in barren land for a long time, and the land is sparsely populated. , Burning and looting.During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the generals Di Qing and Huo Qubing became famous in the first battle. They killed you and other Hun children to the very last, and the defeated soldiers fled to the depths of the desert for many years.Now I hear that you are gathering people and gathering other foreign countries to make a fortune, trying to embezzle our country's land, plunder my rich resources, kill our border residents, and restore your barbaric dynasty, which is really intolerable.I, Your Majesty the Emperor, have always cherished the living beings, preserved the virtues of life, and waited for a way out for you. When the heavenly soldiers arrive, retreat quickly, dismiss the troops, and go about their own business. Those who farm the fields, those who herd sheep, don’t seek death. up.If you don't give up, you will fight to the death in the future, and then you will surely die without a place to bury you, then it will be too late for regrets!Whether it's fighting or retreating, it's time to decide.General Pan of the Southern Dynasties

The little eunuch was overjoyed after receiving it, and exclaimed: "It's wonderful, it's really penetrating, and it's written vividly. Brother's talent, coupled with this smooth calligraphy, is better than Wang Xizhi and Liu Gongquanquan. Dali Temple is too small. Compared with that bastard Prime Minister Wang and the wimpy Wen Shichang, I don’t know how many times better! If I were the emperor, I would definitely choose Hu Xiandi as the champion!”

The rest of the civil and military generals couldn't help but give their thumbs up when the commander praised Hu Rugui so much.Hu San has been with them for a long time. This person is upright and evil, and he never hides selfishness towards his friends, and he is arrogant.But he is jealous of his enemies and tries to tease and humiliate him. That damn Guo Daoren is an example.Master Hu is also really extraordinary in the military, even if it is said that "planning strategies and winning decisively thousands of miles away" is not an exaggeration.Not to mention the little eunuch loves Hu San, but all civil servants and military generals, who would not accept Mr. Hu?

Hu San blushed and stood up hastily, obsequiously, even saying he was ashamed.

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch looked around under the tent and asked:

"Who dares to go to war?"

Hua Shixiong responded and said, "Marshal, let the little brother go through!"

The little eunuch said happily: "I still think that Mr. Hua is the one who is responsible for this matter! Lao Hua, the Xiongnu kings are full of brave and ruthless people who drink blood. After you go, you can neither lose the prestige of our great country, nor If you have offended those lunatics who kill without batting an eyelid, you must watch the wind and steer the rudder and observe the situation. Know the righteousness, declare your interests, go on the road safely, and go home smoothly. And don't let down my brother waiting for the good news and looking forward to the prime minister. After I succeed, I will definitely Bing Ming, you are an extraordinary achievement."

Hua Shixiong said: "It's a trivial matter, the commander-in-chief doesn't have to worry. A man was born between heaven and earth, he sacrificed his life for his country, and regards death as his home. Besides, the little Xiongnu, I regard them as worthless, what a shame! There is a commander-in-chief and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers Stand up for me and be brave, forgive him for not daring to do anything to me?"

Hu San couldn't help thinking to himself: "This Hua Shixiong was originally a petty official in the Huayang Mansion. He was teased by the elder brother in front of the mansion, but now he has become an important minister in the court. Being an insider in the anti-king's mansion is one thing. It can be seen that people are as shapeless as water, eating meat with wolves and eating shit with dogs, Lao Huazi is also a character!"

Hua Shixiong, one man and one horse, rode into the palace of the Hun King Fanbing alone. A Hun soldier came and took his horse away, and searched him all over his body. .After making sure he was safe, he blindfolded and let him enter the hall.

Fan Bingbuda asked someone to take off his blindfold, and shouted loudly, "Who is here?"

"He's the one who plays the game!" Although Hua Shixiong's voice was not high, his articulation was clear and eloquent.

"Tong Die, what is Tong Die?" Although Breda is proficient in Chinese, he doesn't know everything.

"It's the announcement from our commander-in-chief ordering you to surrender!" Hua Shixiong said in a calm and serious manner.

"Order us to surrender?" Fan Wang understood it this time, he laughed and teased, "You are so awesome that the fly landed on the cow's butt? Pull it out for me and chop it!"

"..." Hua Shixiong remained silent.

"Drag him back!" King Fan ordered, and then asked Hua Shixiong, "Aren't you afraid of death? Why don't you speak? Don't you cry for mercy?"

"What did I say? I just said one sentence and you killed me. If I want to say more, you still don't cut me into pieces. What do you people do besides killing people?" Hua Shixiong opened his eyes slightly. He rolled his eyes and looked up.

"There are so many things you can do! You can eat meat, drink wine, kill cattle and sheep, ride horses and shoot arrows, and fuck women, which one can't you?" Fan Wang retorted.

"I think there is one thing that doesn't work." Hua Shixiong said disdainfully.

"What kind of thing?" King Fan opened his eyes wide.

"Can't speak human language."

"Why can't you speak human language? You say one thing and I say one thing, and you say two words and I say two words. Which one is not human language?"

"Is it human talk that you kill someone as soon as I open my mouth? How can people talk about killing someone?"

"Okay, let's not talk about murder. Whoever talks about murder is a bastard." Hua Shixiong surrounded Fan Wang, and Breda made a turtle shape with both hands.

"Okay, then let me ask you, will you surrender or not?" Hua Shixiong asked again.

"Surrender is impossible. Isn't that why we have been tossing for a long time? What's more, there is no reason to surrender before the battle? You are too underestimating this king. There is no such thing in the city." King Fan shook his head and said.

"However, there are two ways of fighting. I don't know which one you choose?" Hua Shixiong played tricks again.

"Two ways of fighting? Just fight, and still be so verbose?" Fan Wang said impatiently.

"One is martial arts. See you on the battlefield. Guns fight guns and knives. Fight to the death. The second is literary fighting. We have sent the whole set. If you are not convinced, you can also write an article to ridicule us. Hun, what you say is justified and we will withdraw our troops." Hua Shixiong said in a serious manner.

"I won't compete with you." Fan Wang waved his hand and said, "You Central Plains people are clever, full of tricks, insidious and cunning. But after all, those who eat chaff and swallow vegetables can't beat us who drink horse milk and eat beef and mutton. See you on the battlefield. Long story Let's not write any more, just reply to you with four words, and we will fight in the future!"

"Well, I'll go back and deliver the letter, but you have to send someone to deliver it to me."

"Why do you still need to send you? You are sent by the enemy, and you are not a relative or friend, so you still need someone to send you?" Fan Wang was puzzled.

"Your people killed me on the way, wouldn't my letter not be delivered?" Hua Shixiong also wanted to be on the safe side.

"Don't worry, I've already said it, whoever talks about killing people is a bastard." King Fan made a turtle shape with his hands again.