Merry Eunuch Lang

It was a sunny day in autumn, and there was a slight breeze blowing on the endless prairie, which made people feel a little bit of chill.The wild geese returning from the south flitted across the sky in a neat formation, and the two opposing armies were staring at each other, their swords were on the verge of breaking out. A horrific massacre would break out here at any time.

King Breda of the Huns sat high on a black horse like black satin. The young man raised his head high and squinted his two big eagle-like eyes to look at the troops facing him, as if wolves and jackals were watching a group of troops. A cow, sheep, donkey, and horse with pointed horns.

In his mind, only a man galloping on the grassland is a real man. He doesn't believe it, he faces the loess all day long, eats half a bowl of bran vegetable soup, and hardly sees the smell of meat for a year. Skinny people can also go to war?He took over the scepter of controlling the grassland from his father, and also inherited the ancestral motto of "drive away the Han people and expand the pasture" from his father.His father and brother had told him more than once: No matter how big this land is, it is owned by the Huns. Except for the Huns, only animals with four legs that eat meat and grass are allowed to run on the land. Serve as slaves to the Huns, or tell them to die.

Especially the Han people, his father and brother said, the Han people are like autumn locusts, coming in swarms and covering the sky, constantly nibbling away at the grasslands they depend on for survival.One day, when there is no pasture on the land, the end of the Huns will come.The reason is simple, the Huns cannot change the Han people, and the Han people cannot change the Huns, just like wolves will never eat grass, and cattle and sheep will never chew bones.The only way to win each other is to die, and you must not be merciful, let alone place any hope on the Han people.

Since the day he succeeded to the throne, Breda has kept in mind the precepts of his ancestors and implemented the plan of genocide against the Han people step by step.He ordered his subordinates to make all the captured women of the Han family their own wives.If you kill one Han man, you will be rewarded with a sheep, and if you kill ten, you will be rewarded with a horse.Breda has been on the throne for three years, and this strategy has already achieved initial results. His generals have at least a dozen Han Chinese wives, and many soldiers have captured Han women as wives.Within the scope of his activities, it is rare to hear Han cocks crowing and dogs barking. New grass sprouts begin to grow on the barren land, and smart Han people also start to wear felt hats and Hu clothes. Farming, also went to the mountains to herd sheep and cattle.Most of the frontier officials and border guards sent by the Southern Dynasties were also huddled within the city walls, and they dared not step out of the camp easily.

In a certain year AD, Breda, the wise king of Zuo, gathered more than a dozen vassal states, and borrowed 30 troops from foreign countries, with a total of 50 soldiers and horses, which he claimed to be [-].Within a few days, they attacked the city and pulled out the stronghold, cut down the pass and seized the pass, and will soon take Jincheng Pass.Just when Breda was in high spirits and threatened to cross the Yellow River in March, enter the capital in April, and cross the Yangtze River in May, he suddenly received a secret report saying that the Southern Dynasty had selected troops and sent generals. Hexi, soon to hit jackal ditch.

Breda didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "An army of 10 people actually sent an eunuch as the leader, which shows that there is no one in the Southern Dynasty." After finishing speaking, he asked, "Who is willing to fight the jackal ditch to resist the enemy?"

Hu Luzan, a general in the army, came out in response, saying: "The great Chanyu, the young general is willing to go."

Breda knew that Hulvzan was illiterate and lustful. He already had more than a dozen wives in his family, and he often went out to prostitute himself.Whenever a city is conquered, the first thing to do is go to a whore in a brothel, can such a person be reused?But at present, when employing people, one should not be too fussy about the details of life. Where will one find talents who are both civil and military, courageous and resourceful?So Huluzan was appointed as the chief general of Dajiegou, and Yagelu was selected as the deputy general, thinking that he was on double insurance.Unexpectedly, both of them were idiots, but they were killed and chopped up by several female generals of the Southern Dynasty, and they missed the first hurdle of fighting jackal ditch.

Then, one after another, the southern soldiers crossed Wushao Ridge, defeated Xia Weiqi, robbed the generals, and killed him all the way to his base camp.It was only at this time that Breda realized that this young eunuch from the Southern Dynasty must not be underestimated.On the second day after receiving the letter of war, he went out of the city as scheduled to form a formation with the southern army, intending to fight to the death.

The two armies shot at their positions with strong bows and crossbows, people did not shout and horses did not bark, the autumn wind was hunting, and the weather was chilling.

The little eunuch looked at him, and saw that the little Hun Shanyu Wang was a good-looking talent, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a straight nose and a wide mouth, no beard under his chin, red lips and white teeth, and a handsome face.He wears a pheasant tail cap on his head, blue foxtails hanging from his ears, a bloody red robe outside, chain mail inside, and a golden gun in his hand. He sits on an oolong horse. He is majestic and majestic. hero.

"Marshal Pan on the opposite side comes out to speak!" Shanyu Wang Breda shouted.

"If you have something to say, please speak!" The little eunuch beat his horse and stepped forward dozens of steps, standing still in the middle of the field.

"Marshal Pan, I'm not your match for being able to read and write. I'm probably inferior to you when I brag and lie. In terms of martial arts, hehe, it's hard to talk about it." Breda also leaned forward and grinned. , a look of contempt and disdain.

"I'm ashamed," the little eunuch replied, "On the contrary, I can't speak and love to fight, except to trample an ant to death, kill a chicken, and occasionally catch a dog and eat dog meat."

Breda was fooled, he couldn't hold back his face, but it was inconvenient to attack, after all, he asked for it.If you have fought but you can't fight, you can only talk after you fight. Who knows that winning or losing is determined in advance?

"Little eunuch," Breda called, "you and I fight alone, without a helper, and whoever loses will call him father, do you dare?"

"It's really gold and jade on the outside, and tattered cotton on the inside", the little eunuch thought to himself, Shan Yuwang revealed his secrets in a few words, looked at the glamorous person, put good water into the urinal, closed the lid and sniffed it. No, you can only smell the smell when you pour it out.The little eunuch responded:

"Okay, whoever doesn't call you a bastard!"

The little eunuch also heard about the bet between Breda and Hua Shixiong in the Palace of the Palace, so he was treated as a bastard as a matter of fact.

Breda laughed loudly and said, "It's a deal, kid, let's make a move!"

After that, the two of you came and went, one shot and one shot, people fighting people, horses fighting horses.There are poems to prove it: the white horse beats the black horse, and fights fiercely under the Tianshan Mountains. Why did the fight come about? Each is king.Breda rides a black horse and wears a red robe, with two fox tails flapping. From a distance, he looks like a black dog with flowers on a string.The little eunuch with a white helmet and white armor rides a white horse, just like a white jade dragon descending from the sky.

The two fought for more than 300 rounds, and it was hard to tell the winner. The little eunuch tried to hook Breda's fox tail several times to make him make a fool of himself in public, but he cleverly dodged it every time.Breda wanted to tear off the little eunuch's trousers to test whether there was anything in his crotch, but he was always unable to do so.The little eunuch's marksmanship is meticulous, so don't even think about taking advantage of him.

Breda couldn't help thinking to himself: It's a pity for this character, if he becomes a brother with such a person, why would the world worry about it?But now that the two armies are in front of the battle, their eyes are red with blood, and they can't wait to kill the other. How can they think about such a beautiful thing?

The little eunuch also had a whim: If the dog's head was killed by a single shot, and he swung his army to cover him up, that would be half the battle.However, although the king's mind is not very bright, his martial arts are very strong.The two of them are at most equal (old name), it is difficult for anyone to win over the other, so the matter of calling father is naturally out of the question.

When the two were fighting fiercely, something unexpected happened suddenly. Two female generals flew out from the two armies almost at the same time. , one person dragged one, and each went back to the main formation.