Merry Eunuch Lang

Eunuch Yang was ordered to call the eunuch, and the empress dowager sent someone to find Eunuch Yang, and secretly ordered:

"Old Yang, you go this time and get someone to bring back to the Ai family. The Ai family has not witnessed the real thing for many years. Get one to open the eyes of the Ai family. Just don't be too old, it will attract attention Aijia will reimburse you how much money you spend when you come back, and there will be a big reward after the incident is completed, and if you cause trouble, Aijia will kill you, understand?"

Hearing this, Eunuch Yang thought to himself that the Empress Dowager, who is half-mature, wants a brat with handles, so why can't he not know?In an instant, the three souls of Lao Yang's head hardly scared Qi Po away, he clearly knew that this was an act of exterminating the Nine Clans!But on second thought, now that the Empress Dowager's son is in power, the little bastard is only eleven or twelve years old, and it's not his old lady who has the final say in and out of the court.Eunuch Yang weighed the pros and cons, and finally thought to himself: If this matter is to be done beautifully, won't he become the empress dowager's favorite and confidant in the future?Needless to say, the benefits are naturally huge! "Damn it," he said in his heart, "if I risk my life, I'll be a fucking pimp this time!" Immediately he kowtowed in agreement:

"Please rest assured, Empress Dowager, the servant will handle this matter properly!"

"It's a secret, only you and I know it, don't let the third person know it, and don't dare to let it out. Do you understand?"

The old eunuch kowtowed eight times on the ground.

Among the dozen or so candidates for eunuchs, Eunuch Yang spotted the boy named Pan You'an at first glance. This kid is smart and smart, and he looks good, especially his little penis, which he has peeked at a few times. The doll is almost as big as half a child. If you take more time and take good care of it, maybe it won't please the empress dowager?

In the clean room, the old eunuch deliberately arranged for Xiao Pan to be the last one, and the executive staff put on anesthesia. As soon as Xiao Pan lost his mind, Eunuch Yang gave instructions to the operation staff:

"Forget it, forget it, I won't do this. This is my nephew's only son. I didn't want to call him. It was my nephew who insisted on letting the baby go to the palace to enjoy the blessings. After thinking about it, our Yang family can't cut off the baby. I'm not going." After Lao Yang finished speaking, he took out a large piece of silver ingot from his sleeve, threw it on the table, and said, "Everyone has worked hard all day, let's sell it for a bowl of wine!"

The surgeons who performed the surgery were neither imperial doctors nor wandering doctors. They were an institution specially established by the royal family for the purpose of purification. It was called the "Anti-Pornography Department" externally and the "Jun'an Department" internally. It was directly under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Rites.Although the work unit is not far from the imperial palace, and the errands they do are all top-secret projects, it is absolutely impossible to enter the inner palace.Hearing what Eunuch Yang said, and seeing the silver on the table, these people smiled happily and said comfortingly:

"Eunuch Yang, you are old enough to be a eunuch because you have enough food to eat!" After the words were out of my mouth, I felt that I was suspected of scolding the monk in front of the bald man, so I hurriedly changed my words and said, "It's not like your old man!" , the eunuch can be regarded as a first-class top-quality eunuch for this job."

Eunuch Yang didn't want to get entangled with this group of people, so he said impatiently: "Forget it, don't talk nonsense! Sign your names quickly, and find a place to drink after the formalities are cleared!"

The head of the craftsman hurriedly summoned all the people who participated in the project to sign and pledge, and one of them read the list: "Candidate eunuch No.1 Wang Xiaowu, No.2 Zhang Dandan, No.3xxx, No.4 Li Changjiang, No.5 Ma Sihai, No.6 Pan Youan, No.7..."

Taking the opportunity of going out on business, Eunuch Yang brought out the fake Pan You'an from the inner palace and replaced it with the real Pan You'an.

The empress dowager's real name is Tong Biyu, and she said she was a widow at the age of 30, but in fact, the actual age is far more than that!A year after she and the former emperor got married, the man slept with her on the grass.It's no wonder that there are hundreds of women and one man, how can they take care of them one by one.Don't talk about people, the master breeder among animals should be regarded as a rooster, and it will be rationed with three hundred old hens to see how many days it can last?It's really strange, it was the only lingering time that made Tong Biyu pregnant with the dragon seed and gave birth to a little emperor.In the end, whether Lao Wang died of exhaustion in the king's affairs or in the housework, no one pursued this matter, and he dared not pursue it. In short, he died in his 30s.Tong Biyu was only a concubine when the old king was alive. When her son became the emperor, she changed the upper of her shoes into a hat brim.

Although the son is the emperor, he is still a big kid after all.There are ministers in the court to help her son with things, and she, Tong Biyu, has the final say in the harem.Tong Biyu sometimes thinks that it is worth living to such an extent.Eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and fulfill all your wishes. There is only one shortcoming, which is the sex between men and women.She didn't have a chance when Lao Wang was alive, and she didn't dare to marry a man openly when Lao Wang died.During the day, she looked at the fake men who came and went, and at night she lay on the bed and thought about it, and finally let her figure out a perfect plan: why not make a fuss about the eunuch by mixing the fake with the real one.

Eunuch Yang led Pan You'an directly to the Empress Dowager's bedroom. When Tong Biyu saw her, her eyebrows were beaming and her heart was bursting with joy.

That night, the little eunuch got into the empress dowager's hot bed.