Merry Eunuch Lang

Pan Youan was born in a farm family, and at a very young age, he had witnessed numerous stories of chickens, ducks, cattle, sheep, and donkeys being raped. When he knew what it was, his little animals also began to arouse.He also gradually began to understand what his thing was for, but he never had a chance to get his little animal where it was supposed to go.By chance, he thought of the hen, and the hen's buttocks had, for quite some time, produced an extremely mysterious allure for his little animal.Before he could do the experiment himself, he was summoned to be a eunuch, and he heard that the eunuch had to cut off his little animal.He thought his life was over, he thought he'd never have the chance to appreciate what it was like to have his critter in the ass of a dick.However, by mistake, not only did his little animal not get rid of, but it will come in handy.

To be precise, Empress Dowager Tong Biyu is not a slutty woman, but she is a woman after all.When I was a girl, I didn't think much about it. Marrying a man is still the most expensive person for the emperor!The man gave her everything, but he didn't let her be a woman, not even once.On the night of the wedding, the man (the emperor) did not go to her bed for some unknown reason.She waited night after night in vain, and the feeling of staying alone in an empty room is something that the daughters of ordinary people can't understand.Under the Qiluo tent, where the red candles flickered, there was a big empty house.On the sandalwood bed, jade pillow and brocade quilt, there is a pretty lady alone.It's exactly: "Yellow flowers are piled up all over the ground, haggard and worn out. Who can pick them now? Watching the window, how can it be dark alone? The sycamore tree is also drizzle, and it will be dribs and drabs at dusk. This time, for the first time, how can there be a word of worry?" ?”

Men are probably because they are busy with royal affairs, and the country is no better than a small family.Tong Biyu forgave her husband, and it was still the same the next day, but Tong Biyu still didn't take it to heart.After waiting for more than a year, Tong Biyu's heart died. She concluded that the man would not come.A few times, she saw her man from afar, graceful and graceful, with a red face and white teeth, a pair of bright pearls, and two beautiful eyebrows, surrounded by a group of court ladies and concubines, bustling past her.The man walked past her without even looking at her face, saying that strangers are being polite and they don't know her at all.

Finally, there was a day when we got to know each other. The emperor was probably drunk and met her face to face by mistake.This time, there was no woman beside the emperor, only two eunuchs supported him. He glanced drunkenly at Tong Biyu who had just knelt up and stood on the side. It seemed that his face was familiar, and asked the eunuch next to him:

"Who is this new maid?"

"She is Concubine Tong who visited Huatang with His Majesty!" the eunuch explained in a low voice.

The emperor thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, and finally cursed: "Damn, I have too many wives, I can't remember so many. Show me, go to her place now."

The emperor tossed and tossed for a long time, but in the end it was the power of wine that defeated human power.Concubine Tong still doesn't know what happened with the cloud and rain, the emperor has already been defeated and fell asleep.

It was the only time that she gave birth to a prince.

The emperor in his thirties had not had time to become a crown prince when he suddenly fell ill and died suddenly.Her son was fortunate to be chosen by the ministers to be the king, and she was also crowned the queen mother by an unknown little concubine.

After Tong Biyu became the queen mother, she suddenly had an idea: She wants to find a man!It is more difficult for the imperial concubine to remarry, so she pinned her hopes on the eunuch.This day finally made her wish come true. Eunuch Yang, being a powerful general in the palace, found a fake eunuch with complete parts for her.Small is a little small, and there is no worry about the growth of the seedlings. Give him three years, is he afraid that he will not grow a decent thing?

However, Empress Dowager Tong was hungry and thirsty, and she really couldn't wait for that day.The little eunuch asked the maids to wash it off and send it to her bed that day.No one can hide this matter from these dead girls, I know it will happen sooner or later, besides, the maids have sealed their mouths in advance, and have followed her for many years, so I lent them some courage, forgive them and dare not leave Loud.

Pan You'an was a little nervous at first, and he was a little embarrassed when the maids helped him undress, but gradually he realized that it was a good thing, and his heart began to beat involuntarily.Not long after he got into bed, he saw the fairy girl he had seen during the day (he had never seen such a beautiful woman) and then the sisters who bathed him stripped off their clothes and fell asleep next to him.When had the little eunuch ever seen this kind of formation, his heart beat faster, his whole body trembled, and the little penis also tilted to one side dejectedly.

Seeing this, Xiangu ordered several maids in the palace to say, "Go down, and I will call you if there is something to mourn. If you don't call, you are not allowed to come in." Then she put her arms around Xiao Pan's neck and said, "Don't be afraid, Xiao Anzi, you will be here in the quilt from now on." Just call me elder sister, and call me queen mother in front of people after you go out."

Pan You'an saw that Xiangu spoke so kindly and her voice was so pleasant, so she let go of her hanging heart.He himself was the same, he lost his parents since he was a child, and he didn't have a proper place to sleep, so he just messed around all night.As for sleeping with a woman in his arms, this is the first time he has broken the world.