Merry Eunuch Lang

Pan You'an boldly asked: "Sister, aren't you the empress dowager? How big is the empress dowager?"

Tong Biyu freed one hand, and the other was still around Pan Youan's neck. The free hand reached into the quilt and gently stroked the little eunuch's nipple. Surprise: At such a young age, why are things like this?It's almost as good as that dead ghost old emperor.She strongly suppressed her beating heart, rubbed it lightly and said with a smile:

"If you want to say that my government is big, it's not as big as your little girl; if you want to say that it's small, I'm in charge of the world!"

The little eunuch was startled: "Sister, you are such a big official, won't you kill me in the future?"

"How could it be? I have tried my best to bring you here. You are my sweetheart. How can I be willing to kill you?" Tong Hou changed the subject and asked again: "Little brother, let me ask you, you Have you ever done that with someone?"

The little eunuch was as clever as a ghost, immediately understood what was going on, couldn't help blushing, and replied honestly: "I don't have one, but I have seen donkeys..."

Tong Biyu twitched and couldn't help convulsing.She suppressed her breasts, pressed her body tightly against the little eunuch, kissed the little eunuch hard on the face, and said:

"Little brother, you can also learn from donkeys, okay?"

The little eunuch blushed and said, "I dare not, are you an adult?"

"It's okay, there is no distinction between big and small in the palace."

"It still doesn't work, I'm afraid those sisters will come in." The little eunuch turned to look at the door and said hesitantly.

"They don't want to live anymore! If I don't speak, they dare not come in. Even if they come in, they won't be afraid. I am the Empress Dowager!" Empress Dowager Tong said comfortingly.Her hand kept stroking the little eunuch, and she felt the little guy's whole body was warm.

"Those sisters just now were good or bad. When they were taking a bath, they all touched me, and one sister even..." The little eunuch accidentally filed a black complaint.

The empress dowager didn't take it seriously, she laughed and said, "It's a trivial matter, but you have to remember my brother, if you do something bad with them, I'll kill you all!"

"Sister, I won't. I won't let them touch me again." The little eunuch was smart and eloquent, and he was very good at dealing with things.

"Let them move! They can't be touched or pinched. It's really a loss to these young girls from the [-]th and [-]s. Staying in this ruined palace, it's better to become a nun and see you sooner or later." A man. Let me tell you one more thing, don’t call them elder sisters in the future. They are servants, and the girls’ names are Chun Xia Qiu Dong in turn, you can just call them Xiaochun, Xiaoxia, Xiaoqiu, and Xiaodong.”

"What if they're not happy?"

"They don't dare, I have a sister!"

"Sister, I remember."

"In addition, you don't need to do any work in the future. I will find someone to teach you martial arts in the morning, go to school with your brother in the afternoon, and come to sleep with me in the evening. In the future, I will definitely train you to be a big man who stands upright. !"

"Who is the elder brother?" The little eunuch suddenly heard that there was another elder brother.

"My brother is my son, and he is the current emperor."

"I call him brother and your sister, isn't it messed up?"

"No chaos. From now on, you have to remember that you can only call me sister on this bed. I will notify the following tomorrow, and I will make you my godson. You will also call me queen mother like your brother in the future."

"Is the queen mother the mother?"

"The queen mother is the mother."

"Mom, you are so kind!"

"Now you can't call me mom, but sister."

"elder sister!"

"Hey, that's right, let's come."

The little eunuch didn't know what coming meant.

"Eat my sister's milk, hey, you little ancestor. Come on, my sister can't take it anymore, hurry up, ah, oh my god!..."

After going on like this for about half an hour, Empress Dowager Tong yelled like crazy, as if entering a fairyland and paradise, she hugged Xiao Pan's body even more tightly, and passed out in an instant.After waking up for a while, seeing that the little eunuch was still on her body, she couldn't help but raised her neck and kissed the little eunuch's lips, and said with a smile:

"You elf, my sister is very happy."

Pan Youan asked cautiously, "Sister, am I wrong?"

"No, not at all. Little brother, I'm tired, you go to sleep too, don't get too close to me!" After the Queen Mother finished speaking, she fell asleep alone.

The little eunuch didn't feel sleepy at all, he seemed to have accomplished an earth-shattering feat, and he was so excited that he couldn't recover for a long time.He felt like a real man all of a sudden, but despite all his best efforts, nothing came out in the end.The palace is not afraid of burning oil, and the lights are always kept on.Under the light, he saw the pink face, fragrant cheeks, jade-white skin and... of the beautiful queen mother sister.He didn't dare lift the quilt to take a closer look, he was afraid that the queen mother's sister would be angry.The little eunuch was still full of thoughts, because he didn't urinate just now, his little butt was still full of heroism, and his head was as high as ever.He really wanted to say a few more words to his sister, but she was asleep, and he didn't dare to harass her.All of a sudden, the little eunuch was looking forward to Shu. He thought of the sisters who helped him take a bath just now. Although they were not as beautiful as the queen mother's sister, they were young and not a few years older than him. It's another scene... The little eunuch thought about it, and gradually became tired, and unconsciously fell into a sweet dreamland.