Merry Eunuch Lang

Waking up in the morning, the little eunuch opened his eyes and saw that the queen mother's sister was sitting in front of the dressing table, and the four girls named Chun Xia Qiu Dong were helping her comb her hair, thrush, rub her shoulders and back.Pan Youan couldn't help shouting:

"mom!"

The empress dowager turned her face, and the little eunuch was taken aback: the empress's sister's face was as cold as frost, completely different from that woman in the night.Although her voice is not high, the little eunuch is enough to feel her majesty.Just listen to her say:

"An'er, I forgot what I said last night. I will call you Queen Mother from now on. Today is the first day, so I asked you to sleep a little longer, so I won't be an example in the future. Remember?" After finishing speaking, the Queen Mother turned around and told a court lady, " Qiu'er, go and wait on him to wash his face and eat, and then lead him to practice martial arts."

"What shall we call this little brother in the future?" Qiu'er lowered her head and asked.

"My lord! Ai's family has adopted him as a foster son, what do you call me if you don't call me lord?"

"Yes, Empress Dowager!" Qiu'er whispered.

"Also," the queen mother told the little eunuch who was about to leave, "the martial artist who teaches you martial arts is surnamed Li, don't call him master, at most you can call him teacher, Lao Li is fine, master is too vulgar, go The Queen Mother then said to Qiu'er, "Qiu'er is by the little prince's side. If the prince wants to eat or drink, you should wait carefully for him. Take the little prince to the imperial dining room for dinner at noon, and go with the emperor in the afternoon. Study, I will tell you to go on later."

When I went out, there were two sedan chairs waiting at the door.Qiu'er carefully helped the little eunuch into a large sedan chair carried by four people, and then she herself boarded a small sedan chair carried by two people.

The little eunuch peeked out, and a little eunuch who was shouting in front came into his eyes, and he shouted, saying:

"Hey, aren't you Wang Xiaowu? Why are you here?" Wang Xiaowu and Pan Youan had studied together, so he knew each other.

Wang Xiaowu turned around and bared his teeth and smiled, his smile was extremely ugly, his lips moved a little, but no sound came out.

"Damn it," Xiao Pan was very angry when he was ignored, and cursed in a low voice, "I don't know what a job I've been in, I don't care about people with big airs!"

After breakfast, he left the palace and walked a long way in the sedan chair before arriving at the martial arts arena.Pan Youan got off the sedan chair and was helped by Qiu'er. He ran over in two steps, slapped Wang Xiaowu on the shoulder, and cursed:

"Damn Wang Xiaowu, you didn't know me when you just got a good job? I even slept in the same bed with you, and I touched your calf!"

Wang Xiaowu hurriedly bowed down and kowtowed, pleading: "My lord, please forgive me! Just now our eunuch chief said that it is the little lord who is being carried today, so we need to be careful. You are the lord, and I am the slave." , I dare to talk to you?"

Pan You'an pulled Wang Xiaowu up, and said comfortingly, "We are friends, no matter how many? If you need anything in the future, you can come to me."

"Thank you, my lord!" Wang Xiaowu wanted to kneel down and kowtow again.

Pan You'an changed his face and said: "In the future, don't kowtow to me, or I will be angry!"

Just as Wang Xiaowu knelt down on one leg, he raised his head and whispered, "Yes, my lord!"

"Don't call me prince either."

"What's your name then?"

"Call me brother! I'm a few months older than you anyway."

"The servant dare not."

"Don't dare, just call it that." Xiao Pan remembered something, lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Wang, let me ask you, do you still have Niu Niu?"

"It's long gone, it's not convenient to pee. How about you, brother?"

"Me?" Pan You'an touched his lower body involuntarily, and suddenly thought of what Eunuch Yang said.

Pan You'an walked for a long time, looked back, Wang Xiaowu was sitting on the stone steps at the door, took out a piece of pancake from his bosom, and gnawed it on his own.He thought of the breakfast on his own table just now, hot soup and hot dishes, cold dishes and cold drinks, all kinds, just one breakfast filled a big table.Qiu'er also said repeatedly, do you want her to feed?

Master Li, who teaches martial arts, is an old man with a beard that almost covers his mouth. He has a red face, big eyes, thick eyebrows, and a hooked nose. He looks fierce.When the old man saw them, he kowtowed to greet them first, and then said with a grin, "I heard that the new lady...became a prince. When I saw them today, the scenery is really different."

Xiao Pan didn't quite understand what the old man said, so he called out to the old man and said, "Master, you won't be able to kowtow to me in the future, I'm not used to it."

"I can't do it if I don't, I'll lose my head if I break the law. How about this, I will knock when there are people, and I won't be free when there is no one. Besides, you must call me Uncle, or Lao Li!"

Pan You'an really couldn't figure out the rules in the palace, the old man called the young master, but the young man called the old man by his name?

Lao Li asked Pan Youan to lie flat on a bed, saying that he wanted to touch his bones.His big hands touched Pan Youan's entire body, and suddenly accidentally touched the top between Pan Youan's crotch.Immediately, Lao Li's hands jerked away, first as if he had pinched a scorpion, then as if he had hit a ghost in broad daylight, his face suddenly turned pale, his eyes were straight, his lips trembled and he was speechless for a long time.

Pan Youan was puzzled, and asked, "What's the matter with you, Old Li?"

"Little prince, why didn't I touch your calf?"

After all, Xiao Pan is a baby, he can be trusted as soon as he is coaxed, so he said according to what Eunuch Yang taught him: "Old Li, you don't know that I am an eunuch, how can eunuchs have cows?"

"Oh, I forgot that the little prince is a eunuch, offended offended."

The little eunuch is not stupid, he always feels that Lao Li seems to have seen something about him, but he doesn't say it.He obviously grabbed his calf just now, even through the clothes, can he still not feel whether there is something or nothing?But judging from his expression of pretending to be a cat and turning into a dog, he must have discovered something.Lao Li is an outsider, if he publicizes that the little eunuch is a fake, won't the whole world know about it?

Lao Li grinds the Tao for a long time in a state of anxiety, and then teaches martial arts to the little eunuch.The first movement to practice is horse stance and punching.After practicing a few times, Lao Li said that he is still good, and he will definitely be a general in the future.

At noon, I went to the imperial dining room for dinner, and just got off the sedan chair, and ran into Dong'er head-on.Dong'er said:

"Your Majesty just told me to let the little prince go directly to Bixia Palace to have dinner with her."

The little eunuch turned back non-stop and wanted to sit in the sedan chair again. When he walked to the door, he saw that Wang Xiaowu was squatting under the eaves, eating the remaining half of the cake!When they heard that they were going to leave, the eunuchs who carried the sedan chairs got up one after another without saying a word, eight of them, together with Wang Xiaowu who shouted, carried three sedan chairs and went straight to Bixia Palace.