Merry Eunuch Lang

When the little eunuch entered Bixia Palace the day before yesterday, Eunuch Yang led the way, and Xiao Pan followed behind in shock.Eunuch Yang kept chanting: "Boy, once you enter this palace, good fortune is all up to you!" Now that he returned to the palace he had just left in the early morning, it was a different kind of scene: dozens of fairy-like court ladies clapped their hands and hooked each other. With his head leaning on both sides, two eunuchs who reported the incident stood at the door. As soon as he got off the sedan chair, everyone shouted in unison:

"Hello, little prince!"

The little eunuch was taken aback, looked around and saw no one, only then did he know that these people were coming for him.He didn't feel flattered in the slightest, and even felt well deserved.Last night, the queen mother's sister had already told him clearly that he would live a life of the highest quality from now on.Since he is already the godson of the empress dowager, he is the prince of course, and he deserves the noble courtesy of these servants, what's the fuss about?

Xiao Pan was surrounded by everyone and entered the palace. There were only two people sitting in front of the huge dining table: the queen mother and a strange little boy.The table was covered with dark dishes, and the little eunuch didn't have time to count them, and he couldn't count them even if he was too dazzled.The queen mother pointed to the little eunuch and said:

"An'er, come and meet your imperial brother."

Pan You'an gained a lot of knowledge in one morning, how old the emperor is, even a fool can guess eighty-nine, even a small official will kowtow to a high official, let alone the emperor?As soon as he bent down, because the robe was too long, he was not very used to wearing it at the first time, because of too much force, he tripped somewhere, he staggered, and suddenly fell to the ground, shouting in a hurry road:

"Hello, Brother Emperor!"

These etiquettes were originally taught to them by Eunuch Yang before entering the palace, but when something happened, he messed up the rules in a panic.

The empress dowager was furious, and shouted loudly at the eunuchs and maids behind: "You are all blind! What are you doing in a daze, why don't you help the little prince up?"

The little eunuch was arranged by the queen mother to sit in front of the little emperor.The little emperor patted the little eunuch on the shoulder and said with a smile:

"Brother, I heard that someone cut your butt, let me see it another day, what exactly did you dig?"

The queen mother on the side reprimanded: "The emperor must not be rude, he will be your emperor's younger brother from now on, you must treat him kindly, and don't act recklessly!"

"I don't want it!" the little emperor yelled, "The younger brother is the one who has a cow! What kind of younger brother is he who doesn't have a penis? He is a eunuch, and he can be called a little sister at most. Someday I want to see for myself, he If he really has a penis like me, I will recognize him as my younger brother."

The little eunuch couldn't help it, and was about to say "I have a penis", but in a blink of an eye, he saw the Queen Mother's face, and hurriedly stopped the words.Queen Mother said:

"Prince, this is your new brother for your mother. You are lonely and single-handed. With you as the emperor, I will be a good helper to you in the future. Remember, don't say things that are not big or small. Wang My son," the queen mother turned her eyes to the little eunuch again, and said, "Your brother is a straightforward man, you must be loyal to him from now on, if you have any selfishness, I will kill you!"

The little eunuch naturally knew that the food was delicious and the fart was smelly, so he nodded and said, "Don't worry, Queen Mother, the emperor is my real brother, even if he kills me, I wouldn't dare to say anything nasty."

A rare smile appeared on the Queen Mother's face, and she said, "I'm relieved."

The little emperor refused, but still insisted on watching the little eunuch's Maverick.The queen mother persuaded: "My son, you can't look at my little brother's Niuniu. If you look at it, you will turn into a big turtle. If you become a big turtle, you will no longer be an emperor. No one will call you Long Live Lord anymore."

The little emperor hesitated for a moment, thought for a while and said, "If that's the case, I won't watch it. Brother, you must never take off your pants in front of me in the future, lest I become a big turtle after watching it."

The little eunuch nodded yes.

The queen mother turned around and shouted: "Come on, serve the emperor and the young prince for dinner."

The teacher in the school is also an old man, with white hair, white beard and white eyebrows, and the wrinkles on his face are like old bark.Seeing the two of them coming, he fell to his knees with a plop and dared not get up for a long time.

The little emperor said: "Teacher, today's class will not be held, you take off your pants, let me see if you have any dick?"

The teacher was startled, trembling and pleading: "Your Majesty can't do it. A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Even if you kill the old man, it's impossible to take off your pants!"

"It's just to see," said the little emperor disapprovingly, "I don't want your money and I don't cut your flesh. What's the fuss? My brother's calf and cow queen won't let you see it. Could it be that your old lady is also Can't see it? Get off quickly, I only have one look!"

"I would rather die!" The teacher fell down on the ground.

Seeing this, the little eunuch pretended to be very mysterious and leaned into the little emperor's ear and said in a low voice, "Brother emperor, this old man's penis is even more unbearable."

"So what if you look at it?" The little emperor stared with small triangular eyes.

"If you look at it, you will turn into a little turtle."

"How do you know?" The little emperor half believed it or not.

"Everyone says that, if you don't believe me, ask the teacher?"

"Old Huangya, is there such a thing?"

Although the teacher is old and incompetent, his reputation is at stake, so the conversation between the two children was clear and clear, and he hurriedly said:

"Yes, the little prince is right, he is still a turtle with green hair!"

"Little brother, if you didn't say it earlier, you almost missed my important event. Well, there is someone who will study for me today, Lao Huangya, you can teach him. I will lie on the chair and rest for a while. I will keep two copies of my homework. Let him do it together. The queen mother is also, what should I learn, I have enough knowledge! How about so many ministers listening to me? They always ask me what to do with this and what to do with that..."

Back at Bixia Palace at night, the eunuch who listened to the report came in before his buttocks settled down and said:

"Empress Dowager, the old Li who was teaching martial arts to the little prince committed suicide by hanging himself, will he still be able to attend martial arts class tomorrow?"

The Queen Mother snorted and said, "Come on, why don't you go on? Lao Li is dead and replaced by Lao Zhang. After leaving Zhang Butcher, he still eats muddy pigs!"

The cause of Lao Li's death is unknown to others, how could the little eunuch not know?But it's a pity for that person. Although he looks a bit fierce, he is still quite good.Is it worth committing suicide just by touching his penis?He was a little puzzled, this matter has been pretending in his mind for several days.