Merry Eunuch Lang

The person who came was Tian Shanxue's master, and of course the young eunuch's master, Tian Shan's patriarch Ling Guoxiu Master Ling respected him.Although Ling Guoxiu had entered Beijing, he had not revealed his identity, so Wang Shugui's mutiny did not involve the old nun.Master Ling heard about Wang Shugui's coup d'état to seek the throne. She is an outsider and has nothing to do with the world, so she didn't want to go into this troubled water.However, her two disciples were both in the shell, and the grievances between her and the old thief were not resolved, so she rushed to the battlefield to see if she could help the two disciples a little.As soon as I entered Haicheng, I saw a vast sandy beach outside the city surrounded by clouds and fog, and thunder and lightning flashed on sunny days, accompanied by gusts of dark wind and murderous intent.The old nun yelled inwardly that it was not good, presumably it was because his disciples did not know how to fight and led the army blindly to break through the formation.Ling Guoxiu quickened his pace, and took a closer look at the front of the formation. As expected, it was his apprentice Pan Youan who led the troops into the formation. After several hard fights, he could not break out of the siege. If there was another half an hour, his disciple Pan Youan and his thousands of soldiers would all die in battle. .

Tian Shanxue left the crowd and wept to worship the master.The old nun said:

"Xue'er is worry-free, and you bring dozens of capable men, each holding buckets, leather bags, etc., and putting more water in the utensils, which means to use water to flush stones. Immediately rush into the gossip formation, regardless of whether it is red or white, Just pour clear water on the surroundings. The formation can be solved, and An'er will naturally save the day."

Tianshanxue was overjoyed and didn't dare to neglect, and immediately took orders to go.

The ancestor of Tianshan said to Hu San again: "Master Hu, you send another general, female generals are the best, and there are also a dozen soldiers, holding lanterns, torches, sulfur, oilcloth, firecrackers and other inflammable items, and setting them on fire after entering the first formation on the left hand , the paper man and paper horse disappeared in an instant.”

Xue Lihong was already impatient, Hu San immediately ordered her to lead the team to break the formation.

The ancestor of Tianshan said again: "The second formation on the left is an ambush from ten sides. It is said that it is ten sides, but in fact there are only four sides. You can order a female general to lead a dozen strong men, and prepare more chicken and dog blood, dirt and excrement, etc., to enter the formation. Immediately sprinkle it, and the formation will be destroyed without attack."

Yin Tianxue led the troops.

The old ancestor said again: "Because the female general Lu Lianxin is attacking in the first battle on the right hand, another male general will be sent. The choice means soil to overcome water. Use cloth bags and baskets to fill more sand, flour, lime and other things. Cast it in all directions, and the evil water will go away."

Mao Xingwang took people there.

The old ancestor finally said: "For the last battle, the general Shangguan must go out, and he will also bring a dozen strong men, prepare realgar, strong wine, and poison into the battle and spray it immediately. "

Shangguan Xue followed suit.

At this time, the little eunuch was exhausted, his eyes were blurred and his limbs were weak. Looking back at the people and horses he was leading, he knew that it would be futile to continue struggling like this.Just when he was at a loss what to do, he suddenly saw his beloved wife Tianshan Xue bring dozens of athletes to kill from behind, all of them were carrying pots and buckets, splashing water on all sides to play.For some reason, the little eunuch looked at where the water came, the clouds cleared and the mist cleared, and the gravel rolled down. The huge boulders in front of his head, which looked like monsters, burst into pieces when they met the water, and instantly turned into powder.The little eunuch was overjoyed, he had just escaped his life and had a wicked mind, thinking that because he was afraid of water, urinating must have special effects, so he ordered the soldier to carry his wife on his back, unbutton his trousers and urinate heavily, all of a sudden, The water mist was thick, and the shame was soaring to the sky. When I looked at the original indestructible strange formation, there was nothing but seven or eight piles of dilapidated stones.The little eunuch joined forces with Tianshanxue, walked outside, suddenly looked up and saw a thin ape-like Taoist priest with disheveled hair and wielding a sword, chanting on the altar about several feet high, the little eunuch was furious, and picked up a knife from the ground. Gravels, hit them in the face.The old ape monkey was in pain and fell down from the altar with a loud cry, rolling all over the floor.

Seeing this, the little eunuch was about to drive his horse to the altar to end the Taoist priest's life, when Tian Shanxue shouted from behind:

"Husband, don't be reckless. Master is afraid that something will change, so he has explained it long ago. Let me make a quick decision and withdraw from the battlefield before making a fuss."

Only then did the little eunuch calm down, and cursed at the altar: "The old dog, let you live for a few more hours, and sooner or later he will come to take your dog's life!"

At [-]:[-], the four generals trapped in the formation, together with Pan Shuai, led the crowd to break out of the encirclement.The little eunuch ordered some troops to count and lost almost tens of thousands of troops.The little eunuch secretly regretted that he did not use his troops well. He was short of major generals, but now he lost so many soldiers for no reason. Fortunately, the main generals were all there, otherwise he would be even more frustrated.

Seeing the master, the little eunuch immediately knelt down in the dust, kowtowed like pounding garlic and said:

"If Master doesn't come to rescue me, my life will die!"

The ancestor of Tianshan helped him up himself, and comforted him: "Don't thank me, I can't blame you completely. The five people invited by the old thief Wang Shugui are all heretics. These few have lived in the ancient temple in the mountains for a long time. After ten years of painstaking practice, it has finally turned into something. These thieves are half-human, half-immortal, gods and ghosts, who specialize in maze and sorcery to harm people. You are an honest gentleman, good at guns and swords, swords and swords, straight to the point , how can they be the opponents of insidious villains like them?"

The little eunuch said: "Master pointed out the maze, you will teach me how to break the formation tomorrow, and when I kill these monsters in a fit of anger, I will also show my anger."

The ancestor shook his head and said, "No."

The little eunuch asked why, and the old ancestor Fang said:

"An'er, although I know a little about formations as a teacher, I only know how to dismantle formations, but I don't know how to break them. I saw them through today and suffered a big loss. I will definitely change the formations tomorrow, and then I will use the same old methods. Useless."

The little eunuch said: "Since this is the case, when will the demon formation be broken?"

The old ancestor said: "When I was in the Western Regions as a teacher, I once met a Taoist priest, whose real name was Yue Huaiyuan, and his Taoist name was Yunzhongyue. It is reasonable to say that he was also my teacher. His old man lived on Xihualing not far from here. If there is With this person's help, I'm not afraid that we won't be able to break through the magical formation of the five monsters."

Lu Lian couldn't help shouting: "Master, Elder Elder Yue is the child's master. I'll go and invite him tomorrow."

The little eunuch also said: "The old fairy head and the apprentice once met, and he is still the old man under the moon of Lian Xin and me!"

The patriarch rejoiced and said: "This is the best! You can rest for the night, and you can go with Miss Lianxin tomorrow. But tonight, we must prevent old thieves from robbing the camp, and arrange it as soon as possible. Horses never leave their saddles, soldiers never remove their armor, it is better to be careful." .”

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Master, you don't have to tell me, this is a good trick of the disciples. It is specially used to deal with those who steal the camp and rob the camp. I'm afraid that his old thief won't come! All the soldiers have worked hard all day, so everyone just covers their heads and fell asleep." .”

The ancestor said: "That's good. You ask someone to choose a clean and quiet place for the teacher, and I still have to meditate and do my homework!"

The little eunuch said: "Master, don't worry, you can just recite the scriptures and recite the Buddha's name. I hope you will have a good show tonight!"