Merry Eunuch Lang

The imperial palace is not all eunuchs and maids, a group of idiots, small leaves in the greenhouse, weak and inexperienced.It is said that the master of the inner circle is the master of the inner circle, and the emperor does not have many effective bodyguards. If he encounters a villain at a critical moment, wouldn't he be ready to die.The Empress of Ning Dynasty sent two eunuchs to the garrison office of the Forbidden Army to find the chief in charge. It is said that the commander of the Forbidden Army is named Zuo Bicheng, who is about 24 or [-] years old. The general guarded for seven years and made many military exploits. Later, he was introduced to the palace as the commander of the gate guards of the palace wall, and the official reached the fourth rank.

The barracks of the imperial guards are all set outside the walls, and only when they are on duty can they climb the high walls.The high wall is four or five feet high from the ground. There are tower crenels on the high wall, and parapet walls half a person's height are on both sides.Soldiers were patrolling the walls, their eyes were only allowed to look out (to prevent external enemies), and they were not allowed to look in, otherwise they would be beheaded.There is an unwritten rule within the Forbidden Army, which describes the fate of peepers. This saying is widely circulated in the army and everyone knows it, that is: Take a look, gouge out an eye, look twice, cut it off immediately, feast your eyes, and the whole family Fu Zhu.From this point of view, the main task of the imperial guards is to defend against foreign invaders. As for inside the palace walls, it is a private matter of the royal family, and interference is not necessary or allowed. Even if the palace is on fire, these officers and soldiers must not jump over the wall to fight the fire. It is not allowed to take advantage of the fire to rob.The burning of the emperor, queen, concubines, etc., was dealt with in a separate case and had nothing to do with the city defense forces.

Zuo Bicheng has been the commander of the imperial army for three years, but he has never had the opportunity to enter the deep palace.Occasionally standing on the wall and sneaking down a few glances (he is the boss), the gorgeous girls inside made him flustered and disoriented.It stands to reason that he was too early for marriage, and many people have proposed marriage to him. It's not that the old left is not enlightened, or that he has physical problems, but that he has certain rules, and he would rather lack than abuse in this life; ;;; Sexy women;;;; sons do not marry.Because of his vision, that is to say, among the girls he occasionally saw on the palace wall, none of them really caught his eye.It is certain that among the empresses and concubines there are those who are all over the country and the city, but they live in secluded places, and he has never seen a single hair.

Yesterday afternoon, Zuo Bicheng's opportunity finally came. The emperor brought two pretty beauties into the palace in the evening. One was fat and the other was tender.Zuo Bicheng recognized these two beauties the moment he opened the car curtain, his heart beat faster, his cheeks were flushed, his tongue couldn't be bent in his mouth, his eyeballs couldn't turn in their sockets, he was completely stunned. There is enough work for half a cup of tea.Hadn't the emperor coughed beside him, he would probably have to meditate and be in a daze for a while!It's not that he doesn't understand the serious relationship. He quickly changed his posture, and the effect was that he was carefully examining the two Baisheng women to see if they were suspicious people or spies who had infiltrated the inner palace.If the emperor finds out about his embarrassment, that he is coveting his wife, is that okay?The emperor killed him as a fourth-rank official, Zuo Bicheng, just like crushing a grasshopper to death.

That night, Zuo Bicheng suffered from insomnia. This was the first time in his life that he could not sleep because of a woman.The shadows of those two women kept dangling in front of his eyes, and they couldn't get rid of them no matter what.After tossing and turning on the bed for more than half an hour, he finally decided to go to the wall to search for a girl, try his luck, maybe he can find a cheap one.Grabbing a wife with the emperor?Not only did he not have the ability but also the guts, at most he just took a few glances, and it was done in secret, it would be a big deal if the emperor knew about it, he would have to change the position of his head if he didn't kill him.He chose the best position, dispatched the patrolling sentries, and hid behind the parapet, peeking down with half-brained eyes.Here you can observe most of the front of the emperor's bedroom. The surrounding area of ​​the emperor's house is usually brightly lit. He is very comfortable looking down on the wall, and the flow of people coming and going can be seen at a glance.

If he caught him, in the middle of the night, a woman got up from a stretcher and ran around wrapped in a thin quilt, shouting, "Why did I get here, who will help me?" Huh?" What she made up was all nonsense, she was obviously the fat woman who entered the palace with the emperor during the day, and she still asked how to enter the palace knowingly?

Zuo Bicheng wondered: This woman didn't wear clothes, she might be going to sleep with the emperor, so she didn't enter the house for some reason.A person has just entered the room, that person is Prime Minister Hu, he has seen it eight hundred times, I don't know what this has to do with Prime Minister Hu?I heard that this Prime Minister Hu is very big, except for his brother eunuch, he has a hand with everyone.Hu Xiang has great power in the court and no one dares to provoke him. In contrast, although Zuo Bicheng is an official to the fourth rank, he is a foreigner Wu Bian and is not qualified to enter the court to discuss affairs, so he has not had any direct negotiations with Lao Hu.

Later, he saw that some eunuchs and palace maids led the fat beauty to Ning Guiren's palace (he didn't know that Ning Hong had already been promoted to acting empress at this time).Later, later, he somehow took a nap behind the parapet.When he suddenly woke up, he felt that something was wrong. The fight between two women was like a female tiger fighting. He had heard many stories like this in the palace.There are many dangers for this woman, and he must be a hero to save her.If he is lucky enough to get that woman, he will hang out and abscond, and spend his life in a barren mountain and wild forest where no one can be found.Zuo Bicheng has a unique advantage that he can run on the palace wall, and it is much more convenient to overlook the surroundings from a high place.With the light of dawn, he vaguely saw that fat beauty was framed (carried) by two eunuchs, looking left and right, looking mysteriously, looking forward and backward, sneaking around, after leaving Ning Guiren's palace, turning around, Pass through the imperial garden, take a shortcut, and go straight to the back door.

At this time, if you want to turn around and run to the palace gate and the city wall, the distance of nearly seventy or eighty miles is too late.If you jump off right here, you will have to break a leg if you don't die. If you want to advance or retreat, you must make a decisive decision.A good Zuo Bicheng said it was too late and then quickly, when he suddenly jumped and flew down, only heard a plop, Zuo Bicheng fell into the moat outside the palace wall.The water is deep, Zuo Bicheng is not familiar with water, he has already drank four or five big gulps.After all, he has experienced in the border for several years, killing the Xiongnu and drinking blood, rejecting the soldiers and dying several times, life and death are like visiting relatives and friends to him, and the king of Hades dared to pluck a few beards.Lao Zuo calmed down, held his breath, jumped out from the bottom of the water and was not far from the shore, and then swooped again, just holding onto the edge of the embankment with both hands, resting for a while, and exerting more force, he just came out city ​​river.Zuo Bicheng wiped his face with both hands, lowered his head and looked around, and saw two masked men in black, one hugged the woman tightly with both hands from behind, and the other raised a water-like object, aiming at the beautiful woman. The face of the woman is about to be splashed down.