Merry Eunuch Lang

After Pan You'an sent Niu Er away, they were afraid that there would be a change. They were afraid that the people of Yelang Kingdom would ask for a replacement if they found out that there was a fake one, so they hurriedly set off on the road after a short calculation.In the future, when they heard that someone passed by this place again, rumors spread that the Yelang Kingdom had changed its ruler, and the name of the country had also been changed to "Niu Zhiguo".Pan You'an and the others couldn't help but secretly marveled that this naughty buffoon not only has the ability to brag and lie, but also has the ability to play with officialdom and state affairs.Give him some color and he will open a dyeing room, give him a step, he will actually climb the ladder to the room, maybe he will go to heaven!This man is really unbelievable!Of course, Xiao Pan didn't know the profound meaning of Niu Zhiguo, and what three words it was.In fact, Niuzhiguo is the country of Cowherd and Weaver Girl, or Niuzhiguo for short.However, based on this, Pan You'an concluded that Niu Zhiguo would return to our Han Dynasty in the third generation.This is something to say later.

Pan Youan took Baimadu, crossed the Wulong River, crossed the Naga Grassland, crossed the Gongbu Snow Mountain, and left the Nikon Trail, from west to north, without a word.

Besides, when Zuo Bicheng saw that the two villains were about to kill Xi Shi beauty, he couldn't stop him, so he picked up a brick on the spot and threw it at him, and the brick hit the acid thrower's head impartially. .In an instant, the man fell to the ground, bleeding profusely.Seeing this, the other person glanced back, shouted "Oh my god" and ran away.

Lao Zuo neither chased nor chased, he hugged the beautiful Xishi with his waist, didn't ask about the east, west, north and south, panicked and ran towards the opposite direction to the palace.

Wu Xiqin's hands were bound, her mouth was stuffed, she wanted to struggle weakly, she wanted to scream silently, and she was imprisoned in Lao Zuo's arms. She didn't know where this place was, who this person was, let alone the victim. Her people have changed roles, and she has met a more dangerous and difficult opponent.Wu Xiqin could only whine, kick her feet and toss about in vain, but she tried her best to escape from the shackles.When she knew that all these efforts were in vain, she gave up and no longer wasted energy, but she did not despair. She concluded that her husband would definitely look for her whereabouts with great fanfare at this time.The palace is the emperor's territory, and Lao Hu should have a place to use his skills outside the palace. She doesn't believe that a current grand minister has no ability to protect his wife.

Zuo Bicheng hugged a beautiful woman like a big golden doll, no, it should be more precious than tens of millions of taels of gold.The heroes of the past dynasties fought against the country and the world, not for the sake of women.Now he snatched a beautiful woman back from the emperor with almost no effort.Naturally, he would no longer be able to go to the emperor's place, nor could he be an official in command of the palace wall, so he had to make an immediate decision on what to do next.He suddenly remembered that he had a younger brother living nearby in the capital, so he might as well go and join him first, and then think about where to go next.

Zuo Bicheng's younger brother is named Wang Tianshun, he has almost no ability to earn a living except some martial arts.As the saying goes, learning literary and martial arts is loaned to the emperor's family, and the common people mainly wear clothes and eat, and even the best martial arts are useless without food.When Wang Tianshun's parents were around, there were still people who took care of food and drink, and others were also very diligent, getting up before dawn every day to practice martial arts.Then there is eating, sleeping, and martial arts, year after year, day after day, for more than [-] years, every day.Parents also advised him:

"Boy, you have such good martial arts, why don't you go to Tianqiao to show off your skills? It's worth a few meals!"

Wang Tianshun dismissed it, and said: "A child is the enemy of thousands of people, and picking the head of a general from a crowd of thousands of horses is like picking a bag and picking ears. How can it be confused with those miscellaneous hairs?"

After his parents passed away, Wang's family fell into poverty, and Wang Tianshun was always worried about three meals a day.There were several times when young eunuchs took command of the school field to select generals for martial arts competitions, in order to fight against rebellion or expand territory.Someone recommended him and asked him to try his luck. With his ability, he could at least be promoted to general.Not to mention eating and dressing, marrying a wife and giving birth to a baby is also a good way to seal your wife's shade and honor your ancestors!Wang Tianshun sneered and said:

"Let me go out into the world with a castrated eunuch? Hehe, I'm not Erweizi. After I die, I'm too ashamed to enter the graves of my ancestors. We can't afford to lose this person!"

After Zuo Bicheng was promoted to the capital, he also discussed with his younger brother to find a small job for him in the imperial guards, but the old Wang refused, saying that he was a watchdog, so he would starve to death!

Whether Wang Tianshun is high or low, he has been living at home all the time, the only thing that has not been delayed is his martial arts.Old Wang had no food to eat, so he pawned a piece of torn clothes, and exchanged two biscuits to continue practicing martial arts.Wang Tianshun himself doesn't know how far his kung fu has reached, anyway, he thinks that the world has no opponent so far.Once while drinking and chatting, he and his brother Zuo Bicheng had a fight, and the old Zuo was knocked to the ground with three punches.Brother is not an ordinary person, he beats him like that, let alone someone else.

Zuo Bicheng, holding the big beauty in his arms, went straight to the junior's house with nowhere to hide.Wang Tianshun Leng Guding was very upset when he saw his senior brother carrying a woman into the house. He followed the old saying that he would rather stop the funeral in the house than make a couple on the bed. No matter who this woman is, even if it is His sister-in-law, he must not allow them to do that kind of thing in his home.

Although Fat Xi Shi didn't know where it was, one thing was certain: she had been hijacked.It's bad enough to say, why did you encounter so many troubles just to go to a friend's house for a drink?When she was in the palace, she wasn't too scared, at least she was protected by a man who was the prime minister.It's all right now, she fell into the hands of the bandits, it's a lie not to be afraid!Although the man who brought her here didn't have a vicious face, he had ulterior motives, which a fool could see.The owner of this family seems to be upholding justice, forbidding this or that, but from careful observation, it seems that his nerves are not quite right.Wu Xiqin couldn't decide for a while, whether this person was an idiot or a low IQ.

Two men and a woman settled down in this small courtyard, and Wu Xiqin put on an apron and went to the kitchen the next day.She understood that if she wanted to be saved from heaven, she had to save herself first. Under the watchful eye of that psychotic man, she was not in too much danger for the time being.

Zuo Bicheng was so frustrated that he wanted to slap himself on the face several times. He regretted how he had stumbled upon such a ghostly place?The younger brother is not only not understanding, but also treats him like a prisoner, he is not allowed to speak a word with this woman, not to mention anything else, let alone move a finger.This woman is not his mother, he cares so much?Zuo Bicheng cursed secretly.Lao Zuo proposed to leave several times, Wang Tianshun said with a smile:

"It's okay to go, but it's not allowed to take this woman away."

"Why? I brought him here." Zuo Bicheng and his junior brother were at odds with each other.

"It's true that you brought it, but haven't you heard that it's easier to go up the mountain than it is to go down? It's the same here, it's easy to get in and hard to get out." Wang Tianshun said with a smile.

"What do you want to do? You want to take away the beauty of others?" Zuo Bicheng was puzzled.

Wang Tianshun said seriously: "I don't want to do anything, and it's even more impossible to steal someone's beauty. I just want to send this woman home and hand it over to her man face to face. It's as simple as that. You must know that Master has always taught me this way. Yes, you must not have the intention of harming others."

"Now I am her man, you leave it to me." Zuo Bicheng said.

"Coax the ghost! Are you her man? What is her surname, what is her name? Where is she, and is she married? Do you know? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Zuo Bicheng was completely helpless with Wang Tianshun, he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't make sense, what could he say to such a fool?For this woman, he ruined the future of the fourth-rank official, and he also risked his family's execution, but now it seems that these efforts are all in vain.