Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman
Chapter 222 Yi Zhonghai's Subsequent Reaction Caused by Being Arrested
Chapter 222 Yi Zhonghai's Subsequent Reaction Caused by Being Arrested
When silly Zhu returned to the courtyard.
It's past five o'clock.
In the name of going to the tuba, he deliberately draped the gown on his shoulders, and entered the courtyard humming a little song.
Go back to the house.
Seeing Li Xiuzhi, Sha Zhu's heart instantly warmed up.
This daughter-in-law.
It's worth marrying.
I was worried about Shazhu for more than an hour. Seeing that Shazhu came back safely, I changed the worry on my face into the expression that I want to go back to sleep.
Silly Zhu inserted the bolt on the door casually.
He took off his clothes three times and got under the bed.
Looking at the daughter-in-law in front of him.
Have fun.
He pressed his cold cheeks to Li Xiuzhi's warm back.
Li Xiuzhi giggled, and the couple happily did what they could do, and then embraced each other and fell asleep.
Today is Sunday.
Rare day off.
In the evening, I went to the ghost market, ran for a long time like my life, and went to Wushan together when I came back. I was exhausted and very tired, so I wanted to take advantage of Sunday to sleep in.
But because of some uncontrollable accidents, the silly idea of sleeping late turned into an illusory bubble, which burst with a poke.
When he slept until eight o'clock, there was a sound of crying and crying in the courtyard, and Sha Zhu's good mood was instantly disturbed. Even though Sha Zhu covered his head with a quilt, the sound of crying and crying still flew into his ear curtains.
Turn over.
Sitting up straight, she looked helplessly at her own daughter-in-law who had gotten up half an hour ago and was busy making a living with her own hands.
He yawned a lot, put on the underpants, vest, and trousers one by one, and asked Li Xiuzhi while putting them on.
"Daughter-in-law, did someone die in our courtyard? Why is someone crying so early in the morning, crying so heartbroken?"
He vaguely remembered when Jia Dongxu died, how Jia Zhang cried and cried indiscriminately.
Otherwise, who would cry loudly on Sunday when everyone is off!
Aren't you afraid of being poked in the back of your spine?
Li Xiuzhi looked outside, then lowered her voice and said to Sha Zhu.
"Master, what nonsense are you talking about, no one is dead."
"There are no dead people. Who is so wicked to affect the rest of the neighbors? No quality."
"It's Big Mom."
"Who?"
"Big Mom."
"What happened to Big Mom?"
Silly Zhu opened his innocent eyes wide. He really didn't know what happened to Yi Zhonghai's house. If Li Xiuzhi hadn't kept saying that there was no dead person in the courtyard, he would have thought that Yi Zhonghai was dead.
Say something that shouldn't be said.
Yi Zhonghai is dead.
In addition to not being sad, Sha Zhu has to buy and hang firecrackers to celebrate well.
"It's not what's wrong with Big Mom, it's Yi Zhonghai's accident." Li Xiuzhi took the opportunity to bring Sha Zhu face water, and moved up to Sha Zhu, and talked about why Big Mom was crying, "Listen to Big Mom, What do you mean the deaf old lady has a bad appetite, and she has been clamoring for meat these days. In order to buy some meat for the deaf old lady, she went to the ghost market to sell meat tickets. She didn’t come back all night, and thought she was queuing at the supply and marketing agency. After the notification, I found out that Yi Zhonghai was arrested in the ghost market by the people from the security department, and now he is staying in the security department, and he asked the aunt to pick him up and pay the fine."
If it wasn't for Li Xiuzhi's reminder.
Silly Zhu really forgot everything about Yi Zhonghai.
I complained a little in my heart.
The hypocrite couple are really not human. If they go to the ghost market, they go to the ghost market. If something happens, they insist on finding a so-called righteous name to push the deaf old lady out to fight against thunder.
Wicked.
"By the way, did you meet Yi Zhonghai last night?"
Shazhu looked at Li Xiuzhi blankly.
I wanted to say some nonsense.
But looking at Li Xiuzhi's charming cheeks, Silly Zhu couldn't think of coaxing Li Xiuzhi at all. This silly daughter-in-law worried him all night.
Silly Zhu remembered an idiom.
Soft as water.
No wonder there is a saying that the king does not go to court early.
"I met him. I didn't recognize him as Yi Zhonghai at the time. During the bombing of the market, I ran away..."
Silly Zhu told Li Xiuzhi the situation at that time in short words.
Hearing that Shazhu, who was almost implicated by Yi Zhonghai, was caught, Li Xiuzhi also lost any sympathy for Yi Zhonghai, and instead looked at Shazhu worriedly.
She suddenly stretched out her small white hand, touched Shazhu's cheek, and murmured something about your hard work.
Also at this time.
The crying mother suddenly moved from outside the house to the inside, not knowing what to say to Shazhu, but she saw Li Xiuzhi's hand stroking Shazhu's cheek, and saw Shazhu's two big hands holding Li Xiuzhi tightly. With the other hand, the two of them stared at each other tenderly, as if she had seen the most terrifying thing in the world, she turned and rolled out of Sha Zhu's house.
When leaving Shazhu's house, under the fluster, the big mother didn't pay much attention to her feet, and she staggered and lay on the ground, her whole body looked like a big character.
It was a miserable fall, and it seemed that the teeth had broken the mother's tongue, and there was a faint blood oozing from the corner of the mouth.
The silly couple in the house.
They stared at each other.
There are smiles on the face.
The couple held hands and walked towards the outside of the house, and Liu Haizhong's puzzled voice came from their ears.
"Lao Yi's daughter-in-law, aren't you looking for Shazhu and his wife? What did you see? How did you get scared like this? Isn't Shazhu not at home?"
This is also the answer that the neighbors want to know.
Xu Damao in the crowd.
When everyone was still waiting for the answer from the big mother, they seemed to have guessed something, and in the principle of adding fuel to the fire, they deliberately added a sentence.
Bian Sun yelled at Sha Zhu's house from the air.
"Silly Zhu, it's past eight o'clock in the morning, you mess around, mess around, mess around, take care of your body, let me talk to Xu Damao, if you go on like this, sooner or later you'll be like Jia Dongxu, hanging on at a young age wall."
"Xu Damao, believe it or not, my old lady tore your mouth, our Dongxu is not the same as Shazhu."
Jia Zhang glared at Xu Damao.
He made a gesture of fighting with Xu Damao.
When Jia Dongxu was alive, the Jia family had Yi Zhonghai backing him, and Xu Damao was not afraid. What's more, now that Jia Dongxu is dead, Yi Zhonghai is locked up in the street security department.
Bisun deliberately laughed hahaha, not paying attention to Jia Zhang at all.
Having said all this, Liu Haizhong still didn't understand the meaning of Xu Damao's words, so he preached to Xu Damao as the temporary master in charge.
"Xu Damao, don't say a few words. Jia Dongxu has been away for less than a year. Besides, Jia Dongxu is different from Shazhu. Shazhu is a cook. Jia Dongxu is an employee of the No. [-] Workshop. There is no possibility that anything will happen to Shazhu."
Yan Fugui at the side.
I really can't see it.
He looked down on Yi Zhonghai, thinking that Yi Zhonghai's calculations were too much, he was clearly extinct, but he didn't adopt a child, and eventually the compound was full of careless calculations for the elderly.
He also looked down on Liu Haizhong, his mind was completely muddled, Liu Haizhong couldn't figure out such a clear thing.
Just this IQ.
Still want to fight with Yi Zhonghai.
Yan Fugui explained to Liu Haizhong in a low voice.
Only then did Liu Haizhong understand why the eldest mother ran away. At the beginning, Liu Guangqi, the eldest brother, was holding hands with his partner at Liu's house, and Liu Haizhong also ended up being scared away.
Silly Zhu couldn't count on it, so Liu Haizhong simply handed over the matter to Yan Fugui. Yan Fugui heard that he was given a favor fee of [-] cents, so he happily rode his bicycle to the street security department to pick up Yi Zhonghai.
The front foot just went.
Silly couple came out of the house one after the other.
Seeing that everyone looked like someone who had come here, Shazhu chuckled, but Li Xiuzhi was embarrassed, blushing, and helped the big mother to Yi's house.
Qin Huairu in the crowd.
Fire spewed from the eyes.
Ever since Li Xiuzhi married into the courtyard, Qin Huairu regarded Li Xiuzhi as her worst enemy.
On the one hand, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang wanted to match Shazhu and Qin Huairu, and Qin Huairu also thought that Shazhu was the best candidate for him to help.
Yesterday, Sister Ma introduced several bachelors to Qin Huairu. There were men over [-] years old, and their children were [-] or [-] years old.
Those with young children have mothers at home.
If Jia Zhang's family had a conflict with his mother, his mother would also set up rules for Qin Huairu.
There is a bottom line for a man without children, that is, Qin Huairu wants to give birth to a child.
The problem is that Qin Huairu had already gone to the hospital to get a ring one month after Jia Dongxu's death.
Now that you have your own children, can you love them with all your heart and soul?
After groping around, groping around, she found that Shazhu was her good match.
Treat Li Xiuzhi as a rival in love.
On the other hand, Li Xiuzhi was younger than Qin Huairu, and she married Shazhu as the eldest daughter of Huanghua. Not to mention Qin Huairu, she had three children and a mother-in-law, which can be called the most luxurious widow's package at the moment.
Status is not equal.
In the courtyard, Li Xiuzhi's behavior and interpersonal relationship far surpassed Qin Huairu's. Qin Huairu's image as a good daughter-in-law who married into Jia's family and worked hard was not enough for Li Xiuzhi. Even if Qin Huairu washed clothes all day long, her Neither does the persona.
Just now Li Xiuzhi helped the aunt to leave. Qin Huairu thought that Li Xiuzhi was acting kindly on purpose, and cursed Li Xiuzhi's eight generations of ancestors in his heart. of brilliance.
Fortunately, Shazhu is not the roundworm in Qin Huairu's stomach, otherwise Qin Huairu would have to be slapped a few times.
Such moments.
Questioning by Yan Jiekuang, the youngest son of Yan Fugui's family.
Let the atmosphere in the courtyard calm down a little.
"Brother Da Mao, what did Brother Shazhu and sister-in-law Xiuzhi do, why did they have to hang it on the wall?"
"Third, shut up, can you ask this question casually?"
The three mothers stared.
A rhythm of shooting at any time.
"Our teacher will ask if he doesn't understand."
"Hahaha!"
The neighbors laughed at the scene.
The third son of Yan Fugui.
Really interesting.
When the three mothers raised their big hands to slap Yan Jiekuang's ass, they booed even louder.
Xu Damao was afraid that things would not be a big deal, so he was messing around again.
"Three moms, don't fight Jie Kuang, Jie Kuang is a good boy, and he will be promising in the future."
"Xu Damao, you."
"Jie Kuang, Brother Da Mao means that Sha Zhu is having a baby with his wife."
"Xu Damao, you won't be able to rent a house for three days."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Damao slipped around the crowd, Shazhu chased him a few times, seeing that Xu Damao was slippery like a loach, and he had no intention of competing with Xu Damao, so he stopped his pursuit.
Ever since Li Xiuzhi said a few heartfelt words to Xu Damao at the wedding, the relationship between Shazhu and Xu Damao has improved a lot.
Although they have not yet evolved to the level of close friends, they will no longer be like before, when the two meet each other, they will either fight or pinch.
They all regarded Yi Zhonghai as an enemy.
"Silly Zhu, if you say you can't do it, you still don't admit it."
"Xu Damao, stop talking nonsense, my brother is lucky to have a daughter-in-law. After a while, when you have a child, the two of you will become godbrothers."
"Brother Da Mao, where was the child born?"
"Armpit."
"Didn't you say the soles of the feet? Why did they become armpits?" Yan Jiekuang, who drew inferences from one instance, concluded by himself: "Girls must be born from the armpit, and boys must be born from the soles of the feet."
"Yan Jiekuang, you are quite talented, why can't you be born from the soles of your feet?"
"Boys smell bad, girls smell good."
The three mothers couldn't stand it anymore.
Grabbing his son by the ear, he walked towards the front yard.
The leader of the Human Birth Research Society of the Siheyuan fell in front of his mother just like that.
Neighbors who stayed at the scene.
Everyone has a smile on their face.
In the end, it came together into a hahaha laugh.
Laughing.
The childish voice of stick stem came.
"What Yan Jiekuang said is wrong. Boys are not born from the soles of the feet, and girls are not born from the creaky nest, but from the stomach."
The laughter stopped the neighbors.
Focused their eyes on the stick.
Everyone was shocked.
Especially Sha Zhu was the most shocked.
this question.
He only gradually figured it out after he married Li Xiuzhi.
How old is stick stem this year?
Nine years old!
A nine-year-old child actually knows how to be a man and a woman, saying that a child is born from the womb, and he is not ordinary talented.
I vaguely remember that it was recorded in the book "Qiman Man" that in order to ask Shazhu for money to buy firecrackers, Banggen actually stopped Shazhu on the way, and asked him for two or three yuan, saying that Shazhu only needs to give him as much as he wants. He took the class teacher Ran Qiuye to the courtyard.
This is tantamount to selling out his homeroom teacher.
If it wasn't for Jia Zhang's or Qin Huairu's teaching, it would be BangGong's own epiphany.
This kid is really not stupid.
The content of the fifth chapter of "Qi Man" is that Bang Giao stole the old hen from Xu Damao's family and cooked it as beggar's chicken in the abandoned rolling mill.
Even if Shazhu is a cook, he learned cooking from He Daqing when he was a child, but it was also in that year that he learned how to cook beggar's chicken.
(End of this chapter)
When silly Zhu returned to the courtyard.
It's past five o'clock.
In the name of going to the tuba, he deliberately draped the gown on his shoulders, and entered the courtyard humming a little song.
Go back to the house.
Seeing Li Xiuzhi, Sha Zhu's heart instantly warmed up.
This daughter-in-law.
It's worth marrying.
I was worried about Shazhu for more than an hour. Seeing that Shazhu came back safely, I changed the worry on my face into the expression that I want to go back to sleep.
Silly Zhu inserted the bolt on the door casually.
He took off his clothes three times and got under the bed.
Looking at the daughter-in-law in front of him.
Have fun.
He pressed his cold cheeks to Li Xiuzhi's warm back.
Li Xiuzhi giggled, and the couple happily did what they could do, and then embraced each other and fell asleep.
Today is Sunday.
Rare day off.
In the evening, I went to the ghost market, ran for a long time like my life, and went to Wushan together when I came back. I was exhausted and very tired, so I wanted to take advantage of Sunday to sleep in.
But because of some uncontrollable accidents, the silly idea of sleeping late turned into an illusory bubble, which burst with a poke.
When he slept until eight o'clock, there was a sound of crying and crying in the courtyard, and Sha Zhu's good mood was instantly disturbed. Even though Sha Zhu covered his head with a quilt, the sound of crying and crying still flew into his ear curtains.
Turn over.
Sitting up straight, she looked helplessly at her own daughter-in-law who had gotten up half an hour ago and was busy making a living with her own hands.
He yawned a lot, put on the underpants, vest, and trousers one by one, and asked Li Xiuzhi while putting them on.
"Daughter-in-law, did someone die in our courtyard? Why is someone crying so early in the morning, crying so heartbroken?"
He vaguely remembered when Jia Dongxu died, how Jia Zhang cried and cried indiscriminately.
Otherwise, who would cry loudly on Sunday when everyone is off!
Aren't you afraid of being poked in the back of your spine?
Li Xiuzhi looked outside, then lowered her voice and said to Sha Zhu.
"Master, what nonsense are you talking about, no one is dead."
"There are no dead people. Who is so wicked to affect the rest of the neighbors? No quality."
"It's Big Mom."
"Who?"
"Big Mom."
"What happened to Big Mom?"
Silly Zhu opened his innocent eyes wide. He really didn't know what happened to Yi Zhonghai's house. If Li Xiuzhi hadn't kept saying that there was no dead person in the courtyard, he would have thought that Yi Zhonghai was dead.
Say something that shouldn't be said.
Yi Zhonghai is dead.
In addition to not being sad, Sha Zhu has to buy and hang firecrackers to celebrate well.
"It's not what's wrong with Big Mom, it's Yi Zhonghai's accident." Li Xiuzhi took the opportunity to bring Sha Zhu face water, and moved up to Sha Zhu, and talked about why Big Mom was crying, "Listen to Big Mom, What do you mean the deaf old lady has a bad appetite, and she has been clamoring for meat these days. In order to buy some meat for the deaf old lady, she went to the ghost market to sell meat tickets. She didn’t come back all night, and thought she was queuing at the supply and marketing agency. After the notification, I found out that Yi Zhonghai was arrested in the ghost market by the people from the security department, and now he is staying in the security department, and he asked the aunt to pick him up and pay the fine."
If it wasn't for Li Xiuzhi's reminder.
Silly Zhu really forgot everything about Yi Zhonghai.
I complained a little in my heart.
The hypocrite couple are really not human. If they go to the ghost market, they go to the ghost market. If something happens, they insist on finding a so-called righteous name to push the deaf old lady out to fight against thunder.
Wicked.
"By the way, did you meet Yi Zhonghai last night?"
Shazhu looked at Li Xiuzhi blankly.
I wanted to say some nonsense.
But looking at Li Xiuzhi's charming cheeks, Silly Zhu couldn't think of coaxing Li Xiuzhi at all. This silly daughter-in-law worried him all night.
Silly Zhu remembered an idiom.
Soft as water.
No wonder there is a saying that the king does not go to court early.
"I met him. I didn't recognize him as Yi Zhonghai at the time. During the bombing of the market, I ran away..."
Silly Zhu told Li Xiuzhi the situation at that time in short words.
Hearing that Shazhu, who was almost implicated by Yi Zhonghai, was caught, Li Xiuzhi also lost any sympathy for Yi Zhonghai, and instead looked at Shazhu worriedly.
She suddenly stretched out her small white hand, touched Shazhu's cheek, and murmured something about your hard work.
Also at this time.
The crying mother suddenly moved from outside the house to the inside, not knowing what to say to Shazhu, but she saw Li Xiuzhi's hand stroking Shazhu's cheek, and saw Shazhu's two big hands holding Li Xiuzhi tightly. With the other hand, the two of them stared at each other tenderly, as if she had seen the most terrifying thing in the world, she turned and rolled out of Sha Zhu's house.
When leaving Shazhu's house, under the fluster, the big mother didn't pay much attention to her feet, and she staggered and lay on the ground, her whole body looked like a big character.
It was a miserable fall, and it seemed that the teeth had broken the mother's tongue, and there was a faint blood oozing from the corner of the mouth.
The silly couple in the house.
They stared at each other.
There are smiles on the face.
The couple held hands and walked towards the outside of the house, and Liu Haizhong's puzzled voice came from their ears.
"Lao Yi's daughter-in-law, aren't you looking for Shazhu and his wife? What did you see? How did you get scared like this? Isn't Shazhu not at home?"
This is also the answer that the neighbors want to know.
Xu Damao in the crowd.
When everyone was still waiting for the answer from the big mother, they seemed to have guessed something, and in the principle of adding fuel to the fire, they deliberately added a sentence.
Bian Sun yelled at Sha Zhu's house from the air.
"Silly Zhu, it's past eight o'clock in the morning, you mess around, mess around, mess around, take care of your body, let me talk to Xu Damao, if you go on like this, sooner or later you'll be like Jia Dongxu, hanging on at a young age wall."
"Xu Damao, believe it or not, my old lady tore your mouth, our Dongxu is not the same as Shazhu."
Jia Zhang glared at Xu Damao.
He made a gesture of fighting with Xu Damao.
When Jia Dongxu was alive, the Jia family had Yi Zhonghai backing him, and Xu Damao was not afraid. What's more, now that Jia Dongxu is dead, Yi Zhonghai is locked up in the street security department.
Bisun deliberately laughed hahaha, not paying attention to Jia Zhang at all.
Having said all this, Liu Haizhong still didn't understand the meaning of Xu Damao's words, so he preached to Xu Damao as the temporary master in charge.
"Xu Damao, don't say a few words. Jia Dongxu has been away for less than a year. Besides, Jia Dongxu is different from Shazhu. Shazhu is a cook. Jia Dongxu is an employee of the No. [-] Workshop. There is no possibility that anything will happen to Shazhu."
Yan Fugui at the side.
I really can't see it.
He looked down on Yi Zhonghai, thinking that Yi Zhonghai's calculations were too much, he was clearly extinct, but he didn't adopt a child, and eventually the compound was full of careless calculations for the elderly.
He also looked down on Liu Haizhong, his mind was completely muddled, Liu Haizhong couldn't figure out such a clear thing.
Just this IQ.
Still want to fight with Yi Zhonghai.
Yan Fugui explained to Liu Haizhong in a low voice.
Only then did Liu Haizhong understand why the eldest mother ran away. At the beginning, Liu Guangqi, the eldest brother, was holding hands with his partner at Liu's house, and Liu Haizhong also ended up being scared away.
Silly Zhu couldn't count on it, so Liu Haizhong simply handed over the matter to Yan Fugui. Yan Fugui heard that he was given a favor fee of [-] cents, so he happily rode his bicycle to the street security department to pick up Yi Zhonghai.
The front foot just went.
Silly couple came out of the house one after the other.
Seeing that everyone looked like someone who had come here, Shazhu chuckled, but Li Xiuzhi was embarrassed, blushing, and helped the big mother to Yi's house.
Qin Huairu in the crowd.
Fire spewed from the eyes.
Ever since Li Xiuzhi married into the courtyard, Qin Huairu regarded Li Xiuzhi as her worst enemy.
On the one hand, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang wanted to match Shazhu and Qin Huairu, and Qin Huairu also thought that Shazhu was the best candidate for him to help.
Yesterday, Sister Ma introduced several bachelors to Qin Huairu. There were men over [-] years old, and their children were [-] or [-] years old.
Those with young children have mothers at home.
If Jia Zhang's family had a conflict with his mother, his mother would also set up rules for Qin Huairu.
There is a bottom line for a man without children, that is, Qin Huairu wants to give birth to a child.
The problem is that Qin Huairu had already gone to the hospital to get a ring one month after Jia Dongxu's death.
Now that you have your own children, can you love them with all your heart and soul?
After groping around, groping around, she found that Shazhu was her good match.
Treat Li Xiuzhi as a rival in love.
On the other hand, Li Xiuzhi was younger than Qin Huairu, and she married Shazhu as the eldest daughter of Huanghua. Not to mention Qin Huairu, she had three children and a mother-in-law, which can be called the most luxurious widow's package at the moment.
Status is not equal.
In the courtyard, Li Xiuzhi's behavior and interpersonal relationship far surpassed Qin Huairu's. Qin Huairu's image as a good daughter-in-law who married into Jia's family and worked hard was not enough for Li Xiuzhi. Even if Qin Huairu washed clothes all day long, her Neither does the persona.
Just now Li Xiuzhi helped the aunt to leave. Qin Huairu thought that Li Xiuzhi was acting kindly on purpose, and cursed Li Xiuzhi's eight generations of ancestors in his heart. of brilliance.
Fortunately, Shazhu is not the roundworm in Qin Huairu's stomach, otherwise Qin Huairu would have to be slapped a few times.
Such moments.
Questioning by Yan Jiekuang, the youngest son of Yan Fugui's family.
Let the atmosphere in the courtyard calm down a little.
"Brother Da Mao, what did Brother Shazhu and sister-in-law Xiuzhi do, why did they have to hang it on the wall?"
"Third, shut up, can you ask this question casually?"
The three mothers stared.
A rhythm of shooting at any time.
"Our teacher will ask if he doesn't understand."
"Hahaha!"
The neighbors laughed at the scene.
The third son of Yan Fugui.
Really interesting.
When the three mothers raised their big hands to slap Yan Jiekuang's ass, they booed even louder.
Xu Damao was afraid that things would not be a big deal, so he was messing around again.
"Three moms, don't fight Jie Kuang, Jie Kuang is a good boy, and he will be promising in the future."
"Xu Damao, you."
"Jie Kuang, Brother Da Mao means that Sha Zhu is having a baby with his wife."
"Xu Damao, you won't be able to rent a house for three days."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Damao slipped around the crowd, Shazhu chased him a few times, seeing that Xu Damao was slippery like a loach, and he had no intention of competing with Xu Damao, so he stopped his pursuit.
Ever since Li Xiuzhi said a few heartfelt words to Xu Damao at the wedding, the relationship between Shazhu and Xu Damao has improved a lot.
Although they have not yet evolved to the level of close friends, they will no longer be like before, when the two meet each other, they will either fight or pinch.
They all regarded Yi Zhonghai as an enemy.
"Silly Zhu, if you say you can't do it, you still don't admit it."
"Xu Damao, stop talking nonsense, my brother is lucky to have a daughter-in-law. After a while, when you have a child, the two of you will become godbrothers."
"Brother Da Mao, where was the child born?"
"Armpit."
"Didn't you say the soles of the feet? Why did they become armpits?" Yan Jiekuang, who drew inferences from one instance, concluded by himself: "Girls must be born from the armpit, and boys must be born from the soles of the feet."
"Yan Jiekuang, you are quite talented, why can't you be born from the soles of your feet?"
"Boys smell bad, girls smell good."
The three mothers couldn't stand it anymore.
Grabbing his son by the ear, he walked towards the front yard.
The leader of the Human Birth Research Society of the Siheyuan fell in front of his mother just like that.
Neighbors who stayed at the scene.
Everyone has a smile on their face.
In the end, it came together into a hahaha laugh.
Laughing.
The childish voice of stick stem came.
"What Yan Jiekuang said is wrong. Boys are not born from the soles of the feet, and girls are not born from the creaky nest, but from the stomach."
The laughter stopped the neighbors.
Focused their eyes on the stick.
Everyone was shocked.
Especially Sha Zhu was the most shocked.
this question.
He only gradually figured it out after he married Li Xiuzhi.
How old is stick stem this year?
Nine years old!
A nine-year-old child actually knows how to be a man and a woman, saying that a child is born from the womb, and he is not ordinary talented.
I vaguely remember that it was recorded in the book "Qiman Man" that in order to ask Shazhu for money to buy firecrackers, Banggen actually stopped Shazhu on the way, and asked him for two or three yuan, saying that Shazhu only needs to give him as much as he wants. He took the class teacher Ran Qiuye to the courtyard.
This is tantamount to selling out his homeroom teacher.
If it wasn't for Jia Zhang's or Qin Huairu's teaching, it would be BangGong's own epiphany.
This kid is really not stupid.
The content of the fifth chapter of "Qi Man" is that Bang Giao stole the old hen from Xu Damao's family and cooked it as beggar's chicken in the abandoned rolling mill.
Even if Shazhu is a cook, he learned cooking from He Daqing when he was a child, but it was also in that year that he learned how to cook beggar's chicken.
(End of this chapter)
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