Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman

Chapter 405: Liu Haizhong’s awesome education joke

Xu Damao used several big hats to successfully make Liu Haizhong shut his nasty mouth obediently.

Just when Xu Damao thought he had taken the initiative, an uninvited guest appeared and immediately broke Xu Damao's defense.

People who come.

Not someone else.

It's Xu Damao's father, Xu Wood.

This old man heard the rumor that his son had fucked Qin Huairu in the steel rolling mill in the afternoon, so he knew something was wrong. He racked his brains all afternoon to think of a solution, but finally found nothing.

He was not sure whether his useless son had slept with Qin Huairu.

My family knows their own affairs.

As Xu Damao's father, Xu Wood knew what kind of character Xu Damao was.

Like beautiful women.

Taking advantage of the fact that he is a film projectionist in a steel rolling mill, he chatted all the way.

Qin Huairu was good-looking, otherwise she would not have been called the pretty widow of the steel rolling mill.

The two of them lived in the same courtyard. Whether it was Xu Damao who took the initiative to chat with Qin Huairu, or Qin Huairu who took the initiative to seduce Xu Damao, things made Xu Wood feel troubled.

Qin Huairu is a widow who has given birth to three children and supports a mother-in-law. She really has nothing to worry about.

Xu Damao is a young man with yellow flowers.

Xu Wood worked hard to find a clue about the Lou family and get Chairman Lou to agree to a blind date between Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao. As long as Xu Damao becomes Chairman Lou's son-in-law, it is possible that the Lou family's family property will be named Xu.

That's a huge family fortune.

As the rumor that Qin Huairu got pregnant by Xu Damao spread in the steel rolling mill, Xu Wood knew that his long-planned plan was shattered.

Even if the truth is found out in the future, Lou Xiaoe will not marry into the Xu family.

Because this rumor will make the Lou family inquire about Xu Damao's past. Their son is really not an economical lamp.

He hurriedly came to the courtyard.

Just arrived.

I saw Xu Damao showing off.

Xu Wood was so angry that his head hurt.

You are all in the rhythm of the Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river, and you still have the energy to play tricks in the courtyard.

Take a few steps.

When he came to Xu Damao, he raised his hand without saying a word and slapped Xu Damao's donkey face viciously. The slap made Xu Damao dizzy and knocked the title "Dad" from his mouth back into his abdomen.

"You bastard, I asked you to act blindly and show off to the neighbors who watched you grow up, but you actually show off to them. What kind of shop do you want to set up?"

Swearing Xu Wood.

He raised his big palm again.

Once again, he slapped Xu Damao's long face.

This time Xu Damao gained experience and ran directly towards the front yard.

Xu Wood gave chase.

His mouth was not idle, cursing Xu Damao.

"You bastard, you still dare to run away. You don't let me worry about it all day long. At the critical moment when we are discussing marriage, rumors about you and Qin Huairu spread. I know that you are innocent and have nothing to do with Qin Huairu. , but those people who are watching the excitement and don’t mind it being a big deal, who will believe it? Stop right here, I’ll break your legs to save you from ruining the reputation of our Xu family."

Keep the neighbors at the scene.

Make a promise to each other.

Xu Wood seemed to be referring to Sang and Huai, saying that they were melon-eaters who were just watching the excitement and did not take it too seriously. At the same time, he also defended Xu Damao.

The atmosphere instantly became a little weird.

The main reason is that the face in the bangs is not very pretty.

It stands to reason.

With all the rightful leaders running away, there was no need to continue the compound meeting.

It's just that Liu Haizhong was angry at Xu Damao just now and wanted to vent his anger. He turned around and saw the three little white-eyed wolves of the Jia family, calling his two unfilial sons and twisting the stick to the scene.

He categorically said that when he came back from get off work, he saw Banggeng stealing something, and asked Banggeng to honestly explain why he stole things, and to hand over the stolen things quickly, otherwise he would send Banggeng to a juvenile detention center.

The stupid person watching the show in the crowd.

shocked.

Unexpectedly, the character clues in Bangge once again matched the character clues in the script.

The great plot in the script is called the Saint of Thieves, who can slip in and pick locks, and is omnipotent. He visits Shazhu's house every now and then and steals all the food in Shazhu's house. Sometimes Qin Huairu exchanges peanuts for Shazhu's house. In the lunch box that Zhu brought back, the peanuts were stolen by Bangge from Silly Zhu’s house. The Jia family did not eat them, so the peanuts were returned to the original owner.

The most beautiful thing about Banggeng.

There are three pieces in total.

The first piece.

He stole Xu Damao's old hen and took his two sisters to make a beggar's chicken from the stolen old hen in the scrap yard of the steel rolling mill. He also disliked the bad taste and ran to the second cafeteria of the steel rolling mill and stole half a bottle of soy sauce. , eating beggar's chicken dipped in soy sauce.

This is also in the courtyard plot.

Sensational chicken-stealing meme.

Also known as the silly pillar who takes the blame.

the second one.

Seeing that Sha Zhu was in a hurry to go on a blind date, he stopped Sha Zhu on the way and asked for several dollars from Sha Zhu. He said that as long as Sha Zhu gave the money, he would call Teacher Ran Qiuye on behalf of Sha Zhu.

This means.

This operation.

She has the demeanor of a brothel madam.

Calling it pimping is an understatement.

A thirteen- or fourteen-year-old boy, but he could think of using his teacher to benefit himself.

Not ordinary people.

The third piece.

Keep calling Silly Pillar.

Although he received Shazhu's support and spent Shazhu's money, he thought that Shazhu was a fool and was not worthy of being associated with Qin Huairu, so Banggeng kept calling He Yuzhu by the name of Shazhu.

Deep down, I despise Silly Pillar.

Maybe it's because Bangge's ability to slip through doors and pick locks was taught by Shazhu.

There is a scene in the script where Bangge beats Yi Zhonghai, and Silly Zhu wants to teach Bangge a lesson. He said that I have already taught you how to slide a door and pick a lock, but I have not taught you about fighting. I will teach you today.

Silly Zhu, who has read the script, has not interacted with Qin Huairu since he became a widow, and has not paid much attention to the three children of the Jia family.

Naturally, they will not teach Bang Ge the ability to slip through doors and pick locks as described in the script.

I thought Bangge would turn into a good boy.

But according to the explanation given by Liu Haizhong, Bangge is still the thief.

Could it be that the stealing gene engraved in the bones has awakened?
Seeing Sha Zhu frowning, Li Xiuzhi asked in a low voice.

"Master, what are you thinking about?"

"I was thinking about what the second uncle said. He said Bangge stole things. Is this possible?"

"Who knows? Maybe it's true."

Li Xiuzhi said helplessly.

Just now.

She mistakenly thought that Liu Haizhong was going to use Qin Huairu's fooling around with Xu Damao as a plot against Bang Gong, and she also wanted to help Bang Gong with a few words. As a clerk in the street, she could not just watch a person as big as Liu Haizhong form a group to bully a person. Nine-year-old child.

It's just that the bangs are said to be stolen.

Li Xiuzhi could no longer intervene casually.

It is not a good habit for children to steal things. When parents know that their children steal things, it is really a double battle for parents to beat them so that their children will not dare to steal things again.

at this point. The bangs are well done.

……

Xu Damao didn't run very far.

He waited at the corner of the alley.

Just two slaps.

Xu Damao suddenly understood the truth of some things.

Waited five or six minutes.

Wait until you get your own father.

meet.

Haven't spoken yet.

Xu Wood cursed Xu Damao furiously.

"You bastard, I asked you to show off, but now you will cause trouble by showing off, right? Do you know that the whole steel rolling mill is spreading rumors about you and Qin Huairu, saying that Qin Huairu's wild man is you, Xu Damao, saying You, Xu Damao, got Qin Huairu pregnant."

"Dad, this is all a matter of no avail. You were so hard just now that you hit me so hard that little stars appeared in front of my eyes."

"I want to beat you to death. Let me ask you, do you have anything to do with Qin Huairu?"

"No."

"Really?"

"Dad, I am your son, you don't believe me?"

"Is it really because you are my son that I don't believe you? I really don't know who you are?"

"Qin Huairu and I really have nothing."

"Then why did you let Qin Huairu jump in line? Now people are talking about this matter against you, saying that if you two are fine, you can let Qin Huairu jump in line?"

"Qin Huairu has a lot of tasks."

Xu Damao just said a few words.

He was forcibly interrupted by Xu Wood.

"Don't tell me these useless things. Do you think I am Liu Haizhong? Do you really have no idea about Qin Huairu?"

"Dad, why are you still asking?"

"I tried so hard to convince them to agree to go on a blind date with you. The date is about to be decided. You made such a fuss, and there is nothing left."

Things that should have been lost.

But Xu Damao felt a sense of relief in his heart.

It was as if a thousand pounds of weight had been lifted off his shoulders.

The whole person felt an unprecedented joy.

"If it's gone, it's gone. People have their mouths, so let them go. Anyway, I, Xu Damao, have a clear conscience."

"Shit, you have a clear conscience. Damao, you are an adult. You understand some truths. One more thing. Qin Huairu's pregnancy has caused quite a stir. I estimate that people from the security department will talk to you tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. , remember, refuse to admit it, even if it is the truth, you cannot admit it. Those excuses you just used to choke your bangs in the courtyard are very effective. You can use them again. Remember, you are not because of Qin Huairu's beauty. Come on, you let Qin Huairu join the team because of the ninth workshop and the steel rolling mill."

"Ah."

"Si Zhu is good. I heard all his words. I can remind you that I won't make trouble for you. It's much better than the neighbors in the courtyard."

"Don't even look at who Silly Zhu's wife is, she is Li Xiuzhi."

"Da Mao, there is only one Li Xiuzhi, and she was married by Silly Zhu. Don't think about marrying a woman who is similar to Li Xiuzhi or even better than Li Xiuzhi as your wife. Do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand."

"Don't go back to the courtyard. Come home with me. We will make plans tonight."

……

In the courtyard.

The compound meeting is still going on.

Proven by facts.

Banggeng really stole something.

The master of suffering appears.

The dog girl in the front yard bought two sweet potatoes at home. When she went home to look for something, the sweet potatoes disappeared when her back legs came out. Someone saw Bangge and her two younger sisters roasting sweet potatoes and eating them in the scrap yard.

Silly Zhu said several good guys in his heart.

In the script, Banggeng took his younger sister to roast a beggar's chicken in the scrap yard. In real life, Banggian and his two younger sisters secretly roasted sweet potatoes and ate them.

Two sweet potatoes seem worthless.

But in the present moment.

Extraordinarily important.

In times of scarcity, two sweet potatoes were used to save lives.

Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu are really good, but they both raised their children to be thieves. It's strange that one is a grandmother and the other is a mother. They both know the principles of thieves stealing gold with needles, but they don't like the behavior of stealing with sticks. Turning a blind eye, is it to take revenge on some people through stick jokes?
You don't care.

Someone is in charge.

The bangs are in the middle.

He held a hospital-wide meeting with the intention of showing off his majesty, but he suffered from the opponent's secret losses one after another. He was so angry that he didn't know how to vent his anger, but the stick bumped into the muzzle of his gun.

Naturally, you can’t let go of the stick stems in your bangs.

Staring at the stick.

"Bangge, did you steal the sweet potatoes from Goudan's house?"

Banggen looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and stared at the youngest Huaihua in her bangs, saying something in a sweet voice.

"I didn't steal it, I took it."

There was an uproar at the scene.

This is just asking for it.

"Sophora japonica, how did you get it?"

"Brother took it. Sophora japonica was hungry, but grandma didn't care. She said that sophora japonica was a loser. No matter how much she ate, she was still someone else's family. My brother said he took sophora japonica to look for food. When he saw the sweet potato, he took it and roasted it. , I gave it to Sophora japonica, my sister also ate it, and my brother ate a little."

"Jia Zhang is really not a human being. Huaihua is a loser. What is she? A big loser?"

"Banggen, even if your sister is hungry, she shouldn't steal. This is wrong."

"My grandma said, this is not stealing, this is taking. If our family doesn't have it, if your family has it, we can take it. This is an opportunity for our Jia family to help you create good things. You have become famous."

"Banggan, if you return my sweet potatoes, your family is hungry, so our family will not be hungry? Several members of our family have been relying on these two sweet potatoes to make porridge and drink. If you eat it, what will we eat?"

"Goudan, please stop saying a few words and I will uphold justice for you. When Mrs. Jia Zhang comes back, I will ask Mrs. Jia Zhang to compensate you for two potatoes."

The bangs are the final word.

People are also highlighted a lot.

He liked this feeling of keeping his word.

"Banggen, the second uncle tells you that it is wrong to steal things. As long as it is someone else's thing and you take it when they are not around, it is stealing and you will be sent to the police station."

"I listen to my grandma, but I don't listen to you. If I listen to you, you won't give me food to eat."

"Dad, Banggeng is hopeless. Good words are useless. We have to take action."

Liu Guangtian knew that there was anger in the center of his bangs.

Worry about getting home.

Will beat myself up.

I wanted to use BangGeng's incident to let BangGeng protect myself from thunder. I thought that if BangGeng was in my bangs, I wouldn't be slapped.

Liu Guangfu was also the one who was beaten out. As soon as he heard what Liu Guangtian said, he knew what Liu Guangtian was thinking and hurriedly followed Liu Guangtian's words and echoed a few words.

"Dad, my brother is right. Banggeng is on the wrong track. Thieves steal needles and big money steals. If you don't educate them now, you will definitely go to jail in the future. If you beat Banggeng, you are not making things difficult for Banggeng. You are trying to save him. Banggeng, even if Banggeng’s grandma comes back, she can’t do anything to you. You are the second uncle in charge of the courtyard. If a child in the courtyard steals something, the parents don’t care. You can’t ignore it, you must take care of it.” (End of Chapter)

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