Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman

Chapter 411 Xu Damao and his wife tease the deaf old lady
Xu Damao did not become angry because of the deaf old lady's behavior of relying on her old age, but instead showed a bit of joy on her face.

Liu Yufeng had always been worried that she could not see clearly the faces of the beasts in the courtyard.

Thinking about how to give her a practical performance.

The deaf old lady bumped into the muzzle of his gun.

Naturally, he won’t let it go easily.

He stopped and looked at the deaf old lady.

"Who said I didn't say hello to you? I greeted you with my eyes, but you didn't understand the meaning of my eyes. How can you blame me?"

The gaze of the deaf old lady.

It fell on Liu Yufeng, who was much taller than Xu Damao next to Xu Damao.

How can such a girl with big shoulders and round waist compare with that dewy girl like Lou Xiao'e?

Lou Xiao'e is bookish, quiet, and the daughter of a wealthy family. Her innate temperament makes people like her just by looking at her.

If she marries into a courtyard, she will definitely become the best daughter-in-law in the courtyard. She will be much better than Li Xiuzhi of Silly Zhu, and she will be able to live a comfortable old age.

In the end, Xu Damao married such a thing.

The deaf old lady disliked Liu Yufeng at the first sight.

"You are Xu Damao's wife?"

"Master, who is this?"

On the way back to the courtyard with Liu Yufeng, Xu Damao told Liu Yufeng that among the beasts in the courtyard, who was the most annoying, who was the least human, who could be associated with, and whom to be wary of.

Silly Zhu and his wife are the kind of people Xu Damao recommends that they can date and can be safe with. Next in the list is Yan Fugui and his wife, who are calculating and stingy.

Let Liu Yufeng interact with these four people in the courtyard.

Other neighbors.

It's best to ignore them, they are the kind of people who pick up the bowl to eat and put down the bowl to scold their mother.

The deaf old lady is the first annoying lord.

Let Liu Yufeng see the deaf old lady and don't say anything to the deaf old lady.

Xu Damao is really a wicked villain. He ignored the deaf old lady and decisively regarded the ancestors of the courtyard as nothing. This guy deliberately made the deaf old lady angry. He quickly stepped forward, brought his daughter-in-law to the old lady, and introduced her enthusiastically. .

"Daughter-in-law, this is the old lady from the five-guarantee household I told you about."

He slapped his forehead with his hand.

The tone became one of correcting mistakes once they are acknowledged.

"Look at my brain, I'm really confused. I want to pay back the old lady from the five-guarantee household. This old lady is the ancestor of our courtyard house and a five-guarantee household in the street. Because she committed the crime of reselling supplies, the street kidnapped her. The hat of the five-guarantee household is the godmother of Yi Zhonghai, the former steward of our courtyard. I have not had much contact with this old lady in the past, so you should ignore her, otherwise our family may cause some trouble. "

In the eyes of the deaf old lady.

They're all going to breathe fire.

Xu Damao was poking her lungs.

She opened her mouth to Liu Yufeng.

No nice words to say.

"Xu Damao, his wife, is this the man you are looking for? Listen to what he said. He has no respect for the elderly at all. If I were you, I would divorce him quickly. If I don't divorce, I will suffer the consequences. If you don't listen, The old man said that he is facing a disadvantage. The bridge that my old lady has crossed is longer than the road that you have crossed. At my age, it is more than enough to be your grandmother."

I thought I could drive a wedge between Xu Damao and his wife.

But I forgot this sentence.

It's not a family, she doesn't enter a family.

If you like Xu Damao, you will naturally have similarities in personality and behavior.

"Hello grandma, my name is Liu Yufeng, and I got married to Comrade Xu Damao today."

Liu Yufeng behaved very well, imitating Xu Damao's example, walked up to the deaf old lady, called grandma first, and forced a smile on her face.

When the deaf old lady saw Liu Yufeng being so well-behaved, she thought Liu Yufeng was a soft-eared person.

When the deal is done.

There is no way Lou Xiao'e can be Xu Damao's second daughter-in-law.

I thought that if Liu Yufeng could serve her three meals a day and take care of the deaf old lady as an ancestor like an aunt, her life would be pretty good.

At least you don't have to look at Jia Zhang's face to make a living.

As the five-guarantee household was revoked, the things she had hidden could not be exposed. She could only eat and drink Yi Zhonghai. With Yi Zhonghai here, the deaf old lady's life was pretty good.

This is not because Yi Zhonghai was away and went to another place for less than half a month.

Without Yi Zhonghai's support, the deaf old lady fell into the hands of Jia Zhang. Those who were bullied by Jia Zhang wanted to call her grandma.

I am eager to prepare a spare tire for myself.

She pinned her hopes on Liu Yufeng.

Unexpectedly.

Liu Yufeng was just teasing her.

He took out a handful of White Rabbit toffee from his pocket and stretched it towards the deaf old lady.

sugar.

Rare stuff.

The deaf old lady stretched out her hand to receive it.

But unexpectedly, Liu Yufeng suddenly put the candy in her pocket.

"You don't give me candy anymore." The deaf old lady looked at Liu Yufeng and asked, "Are you trying to make fun of my old lady?"

"Grandma, I just thought that people of your age cannot eat sweets. If you eat sweets, you will easily give yourself away. In order to let you enjoy our wedding joy, I let you take a look at the candy wrapper. We are full of filial piety." Liu Yufeng pretended to be relaxed and joked, "As for your behavior of calling me granddaughter just now, my grandfather will definitely praise me for my filial piety. My grandma was shelled by little devils in the countryside, and no bones were left. My grandpa is alone down there, and he is quite lonely. With you, my grandpa also has someone to talk to. If you keep him company, I can rest assured, and so can my parents."

An elderly deaf lady.

Extremely afraid of death.

When I heard Liu Yufeng say this.

I feel like my body is a little chilly.

Regardless of pretending to be serious, he hurriedly stood up from the stool and walked towards his home on crutches.

An old lady with small feet actually walked like flying.

"Old lady, please walk slowly. This matter is settled. My grandpa will come up and take you down one day."

"Plop" sound.

The deaf old lady fell to the ground at the door of her house. She rolled and crawled into her house as if a man-eating beast was chasing her.

Xu Damao and Liu Yufeng both had happy expressions on their faces.

The deaf old lady has turned into a big bastard.

……

"Big news, big news."

Those people in the second cafeteria.

No wonder.

They knew that even if they didn't ask, Liu Lan, who couldn't hide things in her heart, would tell them the truth and save the process of selling out the truth.

as predicted.

I saw the dull expressions of my co-workers.

Liu Lan's face didn't look very good.

This is an insult to her.

"What the hell is going on with you? I'm talking to you."

"Tell me, what happened? I don't believe it is more exciting than Qin Huairu's pregnancy. Could it be that Qin Huairu's wild man was found out? Is it Liu Haizhong from the forging workshop? Early this morning, Liu Haizhong ran to the security department I must be in a hurry to find Qin Huairu."

"Stop farting, can Qin Huairu like someone like Liu Haizhong?"

"That's right. Even though Qin Huairu is a widow, she is also arrogant and arrogant, which most people look down upon."

"Who is a good parent?"

"This is the truth. Isn't the wild man Xu Damao?" "Can you stop talking about Xu Damao?" Liu Lan, who thought she had been robbed of the limelight, roared, "Shut up and listen to me. "

Roar.

Silly Zhu and the others have become honest.

They all focused their attention on Liu Lan, wanting to hear what Liu Lan had to say.

"Big news, super big news, Xu Damao is getting married."

A 'click' sound.

The big teapot that Silly Zhu was holding fell to the ground, which also attracted the attention of the workers.

Ignoring the workers, he asked Liu Lan.

"Liu Lan, you said Xu Damao got married? When did it happen? He must not have married Qin Huairu, right? Is it really Xu Damao's fault that Qin Huairu's belly is so big?"

It’s really not silly to think too much.

Mainly because the content in the script is too weird.

Several episodes of the "Qin Man" script were crossed out, and this part happened to be about Qin Huairu's pregnancy. The person who made Qin Huairu pregnant was not Xu Damao, but Yi Zhonghai.

The relationship between Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu is not that of father and daughter, but that of a couple.

Back in the countryside, Yi Zhonghai met Qin Huairu and showed his charming side. Qin Huairu had the idea of ​​marrying into the city through Yi Zhonghai.

The turtle met the tortoise.

Right eye.

But because of their age, Yi Zhonghai thought of a way to let Qin Huairu marry Jia Dongxu, and he helped deliver a sewing machine. Compared with Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu was more willing to marry Jia Dongxu. After the marriage, Qin Huairu gave birth to a child. There were three children. Before Huaihua was born, Jia Dongxu died, and Qin Huairu, who became a widow, was pregnant with a child. This matter was not as big a deal as it is now, and only a limited number of people knew about it.

The deaf old lady relied on her old face to get Yi Zhonghai and his wife to divorce. At the same time as the divorce, she also applied for a marriage certificate for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu.

He bribed the person who applied for the certificate and tampered with the certificate. The date of marriage was written before Qin Huairu became pregnant. This method saved the lives of Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu.

Silhu, who had read the script, kept these contents in mind. When he heard Liu Lan say that Xu Damao was married, he subconsciously brought the contents of the script into reality.

That's why I asked.

in sight.

With some confusion.

The script of "Qin Man" clearly stated that Xu Damao was ill and could not have children.

Therefore, it was still unknown whether the child in Qin Huairu's belly was Xu Damao's, and he hesitated to remind Xu Damao.

Don't raise a son for others.

His Silly Zhu's fate in the script was already unlucky enough, but Xu Damao couldn't also end up being kicked out of his house and died miserably.

Just when Sha Zhu was thinking about these messy things, Liu Lan's answer made Sha Zhu feel a little more hopeful about Xu Damao.

"Si Zhu, you guessed wrong this time. The person Xu Damao is marrying is not Qin Huairu, but an acquaintance of yours, Si Zhu."

Silly Zhu looked at Liu Lan.

Until I saw Liu Lan using his handbag to keep people away.

The truth instantly dawned on my heart.

"Liu Yufeng? Xu Damao and Liu Yufeng are married?"

"Yes, it's Liu Yufeng."

"No, I heard that the person Xu Damao went on a blind date with a few days ago was not Liu Yufeng. Why did he get married?"

"This is love."

Liu Lan looked inscrutable.

In an incomprehensible tone, he told the whole story.

"Today the Security Department asked Xu Damao about the incident in the cafeteria where Xu Damao asked Qin Huairu to jump in line. They said that Xu Damao and Qin Huairu had a problem. The Security Department..."

Only then did Sha Zhu find out about Qin Huairu's pregnancy, and accidentally became the driving force behind the marriage between Xu Damao and Liu Yufeng. He never expected that Liu Yufeng would stand by Xu Damao without hesitation at this juncture and support Xu Damao unequivocally. She did not hesitate to turn herself into Xu Damao's wife.

so.

Lou Xiao'e is fine.

The big stone in Shazhu's heart.

Suddenly it hit the ground.

After reading the script, I knew that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e would return without success. I also knew that under the manipulation of the deaf old lady, he slept with Lou Xiao'e, and Lou Xiao'e gave birth to her son He Xiao.

in reality.

When I heard that Xu Damao was going on a blind date with Lou Xiao'e, I felt a little conflicted, because in the script, Lou Xiao'e was considered the only good person in the courtyard.

Kind-hearted people like Lou Xiao'e should not appear in a place like a courtyard where good and bad people are mixed.

Xu Damao married Liu Yufeng.

It is also a good thing for Lou Xiaoe and the Lou family.

In the blink of an eye.

Silly Zhu was worried that Xu Damao and Liu Yufeng would not be able to have a wedding night. He drank with Xu Damao several times and pushed the drunk Xu Damao to the bed.

Liu Yufeng, who is over two meters tall, will sleep on the wooden bed that has just reached two meters.

That picture.

Full of dissonance.

Liu Yufeng's body is still heavy.

This would collapse the bed.

Let’s see if Turtle Sun still has the face to show off.

……

It's around six o'clock in the evening.

Silly Zhu returned to the courtyard on his bicycle.

As usual.

He was baptized by Yan Fugui's gaze.

Shazhu didn't think about anything else. He picked up the bicycle and carried it over the steps of the courtyard. Before he put the bicycle on the ground, he heard Yan Fugui calling him.

"Silly Zhu, if I have something to do with you, don't go home yet."

He put down his bicycle first and looked at Yan Fugui, thinking that Yan Fugui stopped him because he wanted to discuss Xu Damao's wedding and drinking with him.

Follow the rules of the compound.

Marriage is a big happy event, and it has to be celebrated with wine in the courtyard.

It is also the key to improving the lives of the neighbors.

If there is no oil and water all year round, we can only eat more when we eat.

"Third uncle, the neighbors can't afford Xu Damao's wedding banquet, but you, the third uncle, will definitely invite you. You, don't worry and wait. I'll ask Xu Damao later to see when the banquet will be served. After the wedding, No invitation to dinner, he’s so beautiful.”

The two have a good relationship.

Silly Zhu has the right to say that.

Xu Damao also followed Shazhu's tricks.

Yan Fugui was not worried that he would not be able to enjoy Xu Damao's banquet.

He stopped Silly Zhu, mainly talking about Xiaodang.

"Si Zhu, don't worry about the banquet. The third uncle wants to talk to you about Xiaodang."

"What's wrong with Xiaodang?"

"The ear is bleeding. Jia Zhang gave it a beating. The third uncle helped send him to the hospital. You were also present at the time."

Silly Zhu was busy thinking about Xu Damao's marriage to Liu Yufeng, and completely forgot about Xiaodang being slapped deaf by Jia Zhang.

If it weren't for Yan Fugui's reminder.

He really couldn't remember.

(End of this chapter)