Chapter 189
The system wants to work hard to complete the task.
But it soon realized that it didn't seem to have much to work on...
The only thing it can do is to keep whispering in the ear of the host, and it has to be careful not to make the host find it annoying.
woohoo~
Life is difficult.
The next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to buy clothes. On the way back, he met a man in black and red tights with two knives on his back.
He jumped down from upstairs, and with a "click", his legs were broken and he knelt on the ground.
"Ah~"
He lay on the ground, twisted for a moment, his legs growing back together.
After standing up, he also jumped.
Then, he turned his head and saw Lin Yi and Wei Ni.
He said hello, "What a coincidence, I can meet you all this time. The last time I met was the last time. Old people always have endless things to say when they meet..."
Before he could finish speaking, a gunshot interrupted him.
A bullet hit his ass.
He covered the chrysanthemum with one hand, and waved at Lin Yi with the other, "Wait a minute, I need to settle something."
Lin Yi watched him fight with several men in black, and then asked, "Who is he?"
Winnie replied, "The one with scars all over his body."
The system replied, "Deadpool."
Lin Yi was stunned.
After a while, the battle came to an end, and there was only one man in black left, holding a pistol and looking at Deadpool warily.
Deadpool turned his head and blinked at Lin Yi, "Next, I will show you a unique skill."
Lin Yi wondered why he could still make expressions while wearing a hood?
Deadpool turned his head, pulled out a long knife, looked at the last man in black, and said, "Believe it or not, I can split your bullets?"
boom!
Accompanied by a gunshot, Deadpool looked at the hole in his leg, and hurriedly said, "Wait, I haven't started yet, you're cheating!"
The black-clothed people ignored them and fired one after another.
Deadpool shrugged, "Okay!"
I saw him swinging the long knife in his hand, and he actually split the bullets in half.
After a while, the pistol ran out of bullets, and Deadpool looked at Lin Yi and Wei Ni proudly, "How is it? Am I good?"
Lin Yi and Wei Ni applauded together, both of them praised perfunctorily, "Awesome!"
Deadpool:"……"
Lin Yi pointed behind him.
Deadpool turned his head and saw the man in black pulling out a submachine gun out of nowhere.
Lin Yi asked, "Are you okay?"
Deadpool smiled confidently, "Have you ever heard of double swords?"
I saw that he pulled out another long knife behind him, and with the bullets pouring down, he kept waving the two knives in his hands.
Not long after, the bullets stopped.
Deadpool looked down at the dozen or so bullet holes on his body, and stepped forward to finish off the man in black with a knife.
He looked back at Lin Yi and Wei Ni.
The two hurriedly started applauding.
Deadpool:"……"
"I still have something to do, goodbye!"
Deadpool waved, hailed a taxi, and left.
Lin Yi and Wei Ni returned to the warehouse, where Colossus and Warhead had long been waiting.
Colossus opened his mouth and said: "We specially applied for it. If you join the X-Men, we can give you a salary."
"Then what do I usually need to do?"
"Generally speaking, you don't need to do anything. Only when a mutant event occurs, you may be required to take action."
"Oh……"
Lin Yi asked again, "Can you help my daughter go to school?"
When Wei Ni heard the word "daughter", she looked up at Lin Yi.
Colossus said no problem.
So Lin nodded, "Okay, I'll join."
As soon as Lin unlocked the warehouse door, he will not live here anymore, and he can let others live here.
After Wei Ni went to school, Lin Yi was a little bored.
Ganglishi and the others were busy recruiting others, while Lin was doing nothing and continued to deliver food.
He looked at the house number and knocked on the door.
A moment later, the door was opened a crack.
A smooth arm protruded from the crack of the door, and a female voice sounded, "Just put the takeaway in my hand."
"Oh……"
Lin Yi responded, and a male voice came from inside, "Why does this voice sound familiar?"
A head approached the crack of the door, and Lin Yi saw a face full of scars.
After a while, Deadpool got dressed, opened the door, and greeted Lin Yi, "Sorry, I was busy just now, well, we are planning to have a baby recently, so we have to work harder."
Lin nodded, expressing his understanding.
It's really hard work to have a baby.
Deadpool asked, "Come in and have a seat?"
"I will continue to deliver food!"
"That's a pity. I still don't know your name. What's your name?"
"Lin Yi."
Deadpool glanced at the time, "Let's chat briefly for 2 minutes without delaying the delivery."
"it is good."
Half an hour later, Lin Yi looked at Deadpool who kept opening and closing his mouth, and turned to leave.
"Hey, we're not done talking yet!"
"I'm going to be late for my next order."
"I feel like it hasn't been long!"
"..."
As soon as Lin finished delivering the food, he picked up Wei Ni from school, and Colossus and Warhead also just came back.
Lin Yi asked, "Have you recruited anyone?"
"No……"
Bullet chewed his gum, "It doesn't matter about this kind of thing, just treat it as going out every day."
Colossus: "..."
In the following time, Lin Yi occasionally delivered food, and together with his monthly salary, he also saved a sum of money.
He bought a mobile phone for himself and Winnie.
Lin Yi asked Weini, "Are you on vacation tomorrow?"
Winnie nodded.
So, the next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to the zoo to play.
Winnie stood in front of the glass, staring at a monkey.
After ten minutes, the monkey was defeated.
The expression on Winnie's face didn't change, but there was a hint of happiness in her eyes.
Then, she came to the iron cage again and stared at the tiger.
A figure suddenly jumped out from the side, climbed up the iron cage two or three times, and then opened his arms, taking a leap of faith.
Today, the tiger has an extra meal.
Lin Yi covered Wei Ni's eyes and found that the person who gave the tiger extra food was Deadpool.
Half an hour later, Deadpool was pulled out of the cage by the staff. At this moment, only his upper body remained.
Lin Yi walked over and took a look.
His waist had stopped bleeding and new flesh was growing.
Lin Yi fell into deep thought...
Does he also have a kidney that can't be eaten up?
A few days later, when Lin Yi was walking on the road, a figure fell from a tall building, and in an instant, his flesh and blood were bloody.
Ten minutes later, the figure got up from the ground and had recovered.
Lin Yi greeted, "What a coincidence."
Deadpool looked hopeless, "Why, I can't die?"
Lin Yi stayed for two seconds and asked, "Are you committing suicide?"
"if not?"
"Why do you want to die?"
"My wife is dead, and I don't want to live anymore."
"Condolences."
Deadpool looked at Lin Yi, "Can you help me?"
Lin Yi thought about it and nodded.
"Let me try."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"..."
感谢书友20230302014220183打赏的100,烟岫打赏的1666+588,书友20230503759_aB打赏的100~
(End of this chapter)
The system wants to work hard to complete the task.
But it soon realized that it didn't seem to have much to work on...
The only thing it can do is to keep whispering in the ear of the host, and it has to be careful not to make the host find it annoying.
woohoo~
Life is difficult.
The next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to buy clothes. On the way back, he met a man in black and red tights with two knives on his back.
He jumped down from upstairs, and with a "click", his legs were broken and he knelt on the ground.
"Ah~"
He lay on the ground, twisted for a moment, his legs growing back together.
After standing up, he also jumped.
Then, he turned his head and saw Lin Yi and Wei Ni.
He said hello, "What a coincidence, I can meet you all this time. The last time I met was the last time. Old people always have endless things to say when they meet..."
Before he could finish speaking, a gunshot interrupted him.
A bullet hit his ass.
He covered the chrysanthemum with one hand, and waved at Lin Yi with the other, "Wait a minute, I need to settle something."
Lin Yi watched him fight with several men in black, and then asked, "Who is he?"
Winnie replied, "The one with scars all over his body."
The system replied, "Deadpool."
Lin Yi was stunned.
After a while, the battle came to an end, and there was only one man in black left, holding a pistol and looking at Deadpool warily.
Deadpool turned his head and blinked at Lin Yi, "Next, I will show you a unique skill."
Lin Yi wondered why he could still make expressions while wearing a hood?
Deadpool turned his head, pulled out a long knife, looked at the last man in black, and said, "Believe it or not, I can split your bullets?"
boom!
Accompanied by a gunshot, Deadpool looked at the hole in his leg, and hurriedly said, "Wait, I haven't started yet, you're cheating!"
The black-clothed people ignored them and fired one after another.
Deadpool shrugged, "Okay!"
I saw him swinging the long knife in his hand, and he actually split the bullets in half.
After a while, the pistol ran out of bullets, and Deadpool looked at Lin Yi and Wei Ni proudly, "How is it? Am I good?"
Lin Yi and Wei Ni applauded together, both of them praised perfunctorily, "Awesome!"
Deadpool:"……"
Lin Yi pointed behind him.
Deadpool turned his head and saw the man in black pulling out a submachine gun out of nowhere.
Lin Yi asked, "Are you okay?"
Deadpool smiled confidently, "Have you ever heard of double swords?"
I saw that he pulled out another long knife behind him, and with the bullets pouring down, he kept waving the two knives in his hands.
Not long after, the bullets stopped.
Deadpool looked down at the dozen or so bullet holes on his body, and stepped forward to finish off the man in black with a knife.
He looked back at Lin Yi and Wei Ni.
The two hurriedly started applauding.
Deadpool:"……"
"I still have something to do, goodbye!"
Deadpool waved, hailed a taxi, and left.
Lin Yi and Wei Ni returned to the warehouse, where Colossus and Warhead had long been waiting.
Colossus opened his mouth and said: "We specially applied for it. If you join the X-Men, we can give you a salary."
"Then what do I usually need to do?"
"Generally speaking, you don't need to do anything. Only when a mutant event occurs, you may be required to take action."
"Oh……"
Lin Yi asked again, "Can you help my daughter go to school?"
When Wei Ni heard the word "daughter", she looked up at Lin Yi.
Colossus said no problem.
So Lin nodded, "Okay, I'll join."
As soon as Lin unlocked the warehouse door, he will not live here anymore, and he can let others live here.
After Wei Ni went to school, Lin Yi was a little bored.
Ganglishi and the others were busy recruiting others, while Lin was doing nothing and continued to deliver food.
He looked at the house number and knocked on the door.
A moment later, the door was opened a crack.
A smooth arm protruded from the crack of the door, and a female voice sounded, "Just put the takeaway in my hand."
"Oh……"
Lin Yi responded, and a male voice came from inside, "Why does this voice sound familiar?"
A head approached the crack of the door, and Lin Yi saw a face full of scars.
After a while, Deadpool got dressed, opened the door, and greeted Lin Yi, "Sorry, I was busy just now, well, we are planning to have a baby recently, so we have to work harder."
Lin nodded, expressing his understanding.
It's really hard work to have a baby.
Deadpool asked, "Come in and have a seat?"
"I will continue to deliver food!"
"That's a pity. I still don't know your name. What's your name?"
"Lin Yi."
Deadpool glanced at the time, "Let's chat briefly for 2 minutes without delaying the delivery."
"it is good."
Half an hour later, Lin Yi looked at Deadpool who kept opening and closing his mouth, and turned to leave.
"Hey, we're not done talking yet!"
"I'm going to be late for my next order."
"I feel like it hasn't been long!"
"..."
As soon as Lin finished delivering the food, he picked up Wei Ni from school, and Colossus and Warhead also just came back.
Lin Yi asked, "Have you recruited anyone?"
"No……"
Bullet chewed his gum, "It doesn't matter about this kind of thing, just treat it as going out every day."
Colossus: "..."
In the following time, Lin Yi occasionally delivered food, and together with his monthly salary, he also saved a sum of money.
He bought a mobile phone for himself and Winnie.
Lin Yi asked Weini, "Are you on vacation tomorrow?"
Winnie nodded.
So, the next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to the zoo to play.
Winnie stood in front of the glass, staring at a monkey.
After ten minutes, the monkey was defeated.
The expression on Winnie's face didn't change, but there was a hint of happiness in her eyes.
Then, she came to the iron cage again and stared at the tiger.
A figure suddenly jumped out from the side, climbed up the iron cage two or three times, and then opened his arms, taking a leap of faith.
Today, the tiger has an extra meal.
Lin Yi covered Wei Ni's eyes and found that the person who gave the tiger extra food was Deadpool.
Half an hour later, Deadpool was pulled out of the cage by the staff. At this moment, only his upper body remained.
Lin Yi walked over and took a look.
His waist had stopped bleeding and new flesh was growing.
Lin Yi fell into deep thought...
Does he also have a kidney that can't be eaten up?
A few days later, when Lin Yi was walking on the road, a figure fell from a tall building, and in an instant, his flesh and blood were bloody.
Ten minutes later, the figure got up from the ground and had recovered.
Lin Yi greeted, "What a coincidence."
Deadpool looked hopeless, "Why, I can't die?"
Lin Yi stayed for two seconds and asked, "Are you committing suicide?"
"if not?"
"Why do you want to die?"
"My wife is dead, and I don't want to live anymore."
"Condolences."
Deadpool looked at Lin Yi, "Can you help me?"
Lin Yi thought about it and nodded.
"Let me try."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"..."
感谢书友20230302014220183打赏的100,烟岫打赏的1666+588,书友20230503759_aB打赏的100~
(End of this chapter)
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