It's normal for me to be a father to someone, right?

Chapter 190 Can't Help
Lin Yi looked at Deadpool with a serious expression.

"It hurts a bit, just bear with it."

"small issue."

Taking advantage of Deadpool's inattention, Lin Yi hugged his head and twisted it vigorously.

Deadpool's head fell to the ground and whirled around a few times.

Lin glanced at him, not dead yet.

He picked up Deadpool's head and asked, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, it's just a little dizzy. I just turned around a few times. Can you count?"

Lin Yi thought about it, "Four or five laps!"

He looked at Deadpool's head, "I don't think it's scientific for you to be able to speak now."

Deadpool sighed, "Put my head back, I can't die at this level."

"Oh, I don't believe it."

"..."

Lin Yi put Deadpool's head on the table and stared at him.

He felt that the reason why Deadpool is still alive must be because his head just fell off and he hasn't reacted yet.

However, half an hour later, he found that under Deadpool's head, his body began to grow.

Lin Yi blinked.

"I just said I can't die."

Lin looked at Deadpool's head, then at his body, and asked, "Why don't you grow the head from the body, but grow the body from under the head?"

"It's hard for me to ask you this question..."

Lin Yi thought about it, and bought a large blender with Deadpool's money.

"You jump in and try?"

Deadpool jumped in without saying a word.

Then, the crushed flesh and blood squirmed and fused together.

Deadpool was naked, and made a face to Linyi, "surprise!"

The two sat together and began to meditate.

Deadpool asks, "Do I look like a sculptural thinker? We're all naked, we're all meditating, we're exactly the same... oh no, I'm older than him."

Lin Yi turned his head to look at Deadpool, and burned him to ashes.

"I should be dead now..."

Lin Yi turned out a broom, swept up the ashes, put them in jars, found an open space in the suburbs, and buried them.

After thinking about it, he thoughtfully piled up a grave.

Lin looked at the time, turned and left to pick up Winnie from school.

Time passed day by day, and half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

On this day, Lin Yi was planning to deliver food, but as soon as he went out, he saw Deadpool in black and red tights.

"You're not dead?"

"Yes!"

Lin Yi couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and then asked: "Can you give me a drink of blood?"

"what?"

Deadpool stared at Lin Yi, "Are you a pervert?"

Lin Yi retorted, "I'm not."

Deadpool twitched a few times, "Where do you want to drink blood? Is the ass okay?"

"..."

In the end, Lin Yi tasted Deadpool's blood.

on the finger.

Ok……

Not very tasty.

Lin Yi said, "You have cancer."

Deadpool nodded, "How did you taste it?"

Lin Yi didn't speak, waved his hands, turned around, and spat it out.

"Sorry, it's really hard to drink."

"..."

Lin Yi thought about it, if he couldn't kill Deadpool by burning it to ashes, then he had to change his mind.

"I heard Colossus mention a virus laboratory."

"What's that for?"

"Of course they study viruses."

Lin Yi sneaked in with Deadpool, and then injected Deadpool with various messy viruses.

Lin Yi asked, "How does it feel?"

"It's a little swollen, and I'm a little dizzy. It's like the feeling of being drunk before I was not subjected to the mutant experiment. Now the wine is like water to me. I want to take a few bottles back to drink this virus."

"Don't you feel like dying?"

"No."

Lin Yi looked at Deadpool, and Deadpool also looked at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi said, "Why don't you die."

Deadpool began to cry, "How can you cruelly prevent an infatuated man from reuniting with his beloved woman?"

"you're right."

Lin Yi rekindled his fighting spirit.

He took Deadpool to the river, and then fixed Deadpool to the bottom of the water.

Deadpool began to struggle violently after 1 minute, but because he was firmly fixed, all struggles were in vain.

After a few minutes, Deadpool's struggle weakened, and he remained motionless.

To be on the safe side, Lin Yi didn't touch Deadpool.

Let him die under water for one night first.

The next day, Lin Yi came to the river again, and Deadpool was still lying on the bottom of the water.

"I should be dead by now..."

Lin Yi hesitated, but still did not fish him out.

The phone rang suddenly, and Lin Yi picked it up.

"Hey?"

"Excuse me, are they Winnie's parents?"

"I'm."

"If you have time, please come to school as soon as possible, Winnie is sick."

"I'll go."

Lin ran away as soon as he started, and arrived at the school a few minutes later.

He found the teacher and asked, "Where is Winnie?"

Although the teacher was shocked by the speed of Lin Yi's arrival, he didn't have time to ask more questions, and immediately took him to the infirmary.

In the infirmary, Wei Ni stood expressionless, bleeding from all seven orifices at the same time, and a puddle had gathered on the ground.

Doctors tried to stop the bleeding, but to no avail.

Seeing Lin Yi, Wei Ni's eyes lit up a little.

"what happened to you?"

"I am fine."

Lin Yi tasted a sip of blood, but there was still nothing wrong with it.

At this moment, Winnie's bleeding suddenly stopped.

She wiped off the blood and said again, "I'm fine."

Winnie did not stay in the school, Lin took her back.

The system said: "The host, she must have a genetic defect. I was in the laboratory before, and I don't know what those people did to her."

"What should I do?"

"To make up for her genetic defects."

"How to do?"

"do not know……"

The system wants to cry, such a good opportunity to do the task, but it has no clue.

Fortunately, this kind of situation never happened again to Wei Ni.

It wasn't until half a month later that Lin Yi suddenly remembered that Deadpool was still at the bottom of the river...

He ran to the river and fished Deadpool out of the bottom of the river.

Ok……

It hasn't soaked yet.

A few minutes later, Deadpool spit out a few mouthfuls of water and came back to life.

He rolled his eyes, "Oh, this feeling of suffocation is really uncomfortable, well, I mean, next time you kill me, please use a rougher method."

Lin Yi persuaded: "If the relationship between the two lasts for a long time, how can it be day and night?"

"What do you mean?"

"Why don't you wait to die of old age!"

"..."

Lin Yi's cell phone rang at this moment, and he picked up the phone.

"okay."

Lin Yi put down his phone and said, "I'm going to work."

"What job?"

"I joined the X-Men and Colossus just called me to help contain a mutant who was out of control."

"Wow, that's cool."

"Where is it cool?"

"Actually, I'm just being polite."

Deadpool got up and took a sip of the virus, "Then I'll go and die first, goodbye."

"it is good."

Lin Yi found Colossus, and then looked at the fighter plane parked behind him.

"Do you still have a plane?"

"Is it strange?"

"I always thought you were poor!"

"..."

Ganglishi walked onto the plane silently, and waited until Lin Yi went up and sat down, the plane started.

Lin Yi pointed to the warhead, "Can she still fly a plane?"

"She can drive anything."

"Why are you two the ones who go out on missions every time?"

"Because other people have other tasks...why are you talking so much all of a sudden?"

"I don't know, I just can't help it."

"..."

(End of this chapter)