My wife is Wu Zetian

Chapter 362 If you don't want to be strong, I seem to have done it!
Li Hong was dumbfounded, now he only hated himself for being short and his legs were too short.

As long as I run fast enough, even if you have all kinds of schemes and tricks, you will not be able to catch up with me.

No, I have to eat more chicken legs and chicken wings from now on. My sister said that I will be the fastest running prince in Lishan.

"Teaching? I will teach you well first."

Speaking of which, Li Zhi threw Li Hong on the carriage and started the loving father mode, and Li Hong also wailed and begged for mercy when he hit him.

After beating his son, Li Zhi was also in a good mood, so he grabbed Li Hong and walked towards the town.

"Father, my daughter has prepared a big meal, please."

When Li Zhi came, Li Yanran waited early at the gate of the school grounds.

"Big meal? I'm afraid it's hot pot."

Hearing that Li Yanran had prepared a big meal, Li Zhi's anger dissipated.

It's better to be a daughter, knowing that I love my father, unlike my silly son, who will make me angry all day long.

"How can it be, Yan Ran has prepared a barbecue for the father today."

"Barbecue? What?"

Hearing this name, Li Hong was so excited that he jumped up immediately.

Who knew that Li Zhi glanced at him, and then slapped him again.

"Father, why did you hit me again?"

Li Hong was depressed, his father had eaten gunpowder instead of gunpowder.

Otherwise, he would have the aura of murder.

"I don't have any knowledge at such a young age. Besides, I haven't spoken yet. How can you speak?"

Li Zhi glared at Li Hong, "Hitting you is considered light, you little bastard, you haven't done anything right all day long.

When Lao Tzu hasn't spoken yet, there is no reason for your son to speak.

"Then father, you said."

Li Hong was depressed, and saluted respectfully.

"Barbecue? What?"

"???"

Li Hong was depressed, I thought you could name a flower, but you are not the same as me.

I didn't have any knowledge when I was young. When you are old, it's not that you don't know what barbecue is.

"Father, please."

Li Yanran smiled slightly, and if I don't let you eat your tongue, I won't be called Li Yanran.

"it is good."

Li Zhi directly raised his foot forward, while Li Yanran and Li Hong followed behind him.

"Isn't this an oven?"

Looking at the bar-shaped barbecue stove in front of him, Li Zhi was also taken aback.

"Father knows, then take your seat."

Li Yanran was slightly taken aback, there was barbecue in the Tang Dynasty?

This was something she didn't expect.

"it is good."

Li Zhi sat directly next to the oven, rubbed his hands and waited for the skewers to come out of the oven.

The same is true for Li Hong, sitting beside Li Zhi, waiting for Xiaoyan to wait attentively.

Li Yanran was dumbfounded, these two were really father and son, they were exactly the same, she slapped Li Hong on the head as she said that.

"Why are you standing still? Baking."

"???"

Li Hong was dumbfounded, I am the same as my father, why didn't you hit me instead of my father.

Is it because he is the emperor?Am I the future emperor?
You are a bit biased.

Li Yanran grabbed a handful of sterilized iron sticks and began to thread the meat, Li Hong also blinked and imitated Sister's movements to string up the sticks.

Seeing his sons and daughters skewering meat for him, Li Zhi also smiled slightly.

Such a scene has only been in his dreams.

Now that the dream has come into reality, he still can't accept it.

After a while, the charcoal fire of the kung fu oven was burning hot, and a string of lamb that had been simply marinated was also placed on the oven.

Brushing with oil, dipping in sauce, and roasting were all done in one go, and Li Zhi, who was watching, was a little dumbfounded.

If he didn't know that the girl in front of him was his own daughter, he would have wondered if this girl had been specially trained.

"It's all burnt, you should turn it over."

"Oh oh oh."

"Hurry up, turn over again."

"understood."

"Fool."

While looking at the string in her hand, Li Yanran waved her palm to teach Li Hong.

Li Hong was slapping each other while looking at the string in his hand.

After a while, the aroma of kung fu mutton had been stimulated by the charcoal fire. Li Zhi watched the two siblings bickering over there, and his index finger moved wildly.

"All right."

Li Yanran put the meat skewers on the tray next to her, her eyes bursting with satisfaction.

The same was true for Li Hong, who also put the meat skewers on the tray, and his eyes were filled with pride.

"Father, please."

"Father, eat mine."

Both trays were pushed in front of Li Zhi.

Looking at Li Yanran's meat skewers, they are bright in color, tender and oily, and then looking at Li Hong's, they are black, yellow, and red.

"Hong'er, you should enjoy the fruit of your hard work yourself, father and father will eat this."

Li Zhi smiled slightly, kept Li Yanran's skewers by his side, and pushed Li Hong's skewers back with his backhand.

"???"

Li Hong is depressed, they are all children too, why do you only eat sister's and not mine.

Her color is beautiful, but mine is too hot, look at this black one, how burnt it is.

Li Zhigang wanted to eat, but was stopped by Li Yanran.

"Father, wait."

Li Yanran glanced at Li Zhi, immediately stopped him, grabbed a handful of cumin from the jar next to it, and sprinkled it on the meat skewers.

The fresh and tender mutton skewers mixed with the special taste of cumin made Li Zhi swallow his saliva immediately.

"Father, wait a little longer."

Li Zhi just wanted to make a move, but was stopped by Li Yanran.

She took out another small pancake with a shallot in it, grabbed three or four skewers of mutton, put it on the pancake, and rolled it off.

"Father, please taste."

After receiving the pancakes from Li Yanran, Li Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and took a bite.

"Fragrant, really fragrant."

The mutton is soft and tender, served with pancakes and shallots, it really makes Li Zhi want to eat it with his tongue.

Li Hong also imitated Li Yanran's method, sprinkled cumin on it, wrapped it in a small pancake and took a big bite.

When the mutton was in the mouth, Li Hong didn't have the slightest taste of delicious food. It was like a mouthful of poison, which almost made him sick to death.

"Bah bah bah."

After spitting out the meat in his mouth, Li Hong's small eyes directly fixed on the mutton in front of Li Zhi.

"What do you want?"

Seeing Li Hong's eyes, Li Zhi immediately became vigilant.

"Father, what is your taste?"

Li Hong felt that his mouth was full of saliva, looking at Li Yanran's barbecue, he was a little bit overwhelmed.

"Delicious taste."

Li Zhi's eyes were full of threats. If Li Hong dared to stretch out his dirty claws, he would give him a thunderous blow.

"Sister, look at Father, I want to eat too."

Li Hong is quitting, father, you are the emperor, look at your appearance that has never seen the world.

But whoever called him his father, he couldn't afford to offend him, so he could only ask Li Yanran for help.

"Okay, all of them."

Li Yanran smiled slightly, the big glutton was paired with the little glutton, she was also drunk.

Grab a handful of mutton skewers and put them on the oven, and concentrate on the work of the barbecue girl.

When the new skewers came out, Li Zhi grabbed a handful of them immediately, and Li Hong also had quick eyesight and quick hands, and grabbed all the remaining skewers.

"Good food."

Taking a bite of mutton, Li Hong also felt his father's happiness.

This is really delicious, super delicious.

Seeing the two of them, Li Yanran grabbed a handful of mutton and grilled it again.

This time she also became witty, and kept a little for herself, and shared the rest with the two of them.

Li Zhi hadn't had such a hearty meal for a long time, and he patted his stomach after eating, expressing that he was satisfied.

"Father, it's for you."

Li Yanran tactfully took the milk tea from Li Feng and placed it in front of Li Zhi.

Drinking the mellow milk tea, Li Zhi felt that he was about to sublimate.

Li Hong, who was drinking milk tea and licking skewers, looked at the side and became angry again for no reason.

Why did I give birth to such a stupid son? Look at your sister, and look at you.

What a sin.

"Father, can I ask you something."

Seeing that Li Zhi had eaten and drank enough, Li Yanran also moved to his side and said sweetly.

"You say, declare first, do you want money?"

Glancing at Li Yanran, Li Zhi also became nervous.

If you beg me, nothing good will happen.

I will put the ugly words first.

"I don't want money, I just ask you one thing, don't give me a fief in the future."

Li Yanran was depressed for a while, am I so greedy for money?
I, Li Yanran, am I a person who eats what I get, I only want my money.

Only earn what I deserve.

Give me money, it depends on whether I want it or not.

"Suck it up."

Li Zhi took a sip of milk tea, and asked with puzzled eyes, "Why?"

"I know I know."

Hearing this, Li Hong was excited, smashed the milk tea on the table, and raised his hand at Li Zhi.

"You know? Then tell me."

"My sister said that with great power comes great responsibility. Her ambition is not here. She just wants to live a carefree and leisurely life."

Li Hong also imitated what Li Yanran said to him just now.

"???"

Li Yanran is depressed, you are Chi Guoguo's plagiarism, I want to sue you.

"Yan Ran, do you really think so?"

Li Zhi glanced at Li Yanran in front of him, and asked her.

"Father, Yanran really thinks so. I don't have any big ambitions. I am already satisfied with such a life, so don't make things difficult for me."

Li Yanran nodded, now let me make my point clear, I just want to be a little waste who just eats and waits to die.

As long as I don't have desires, no one can kidnap me with desires.

"It makes sense, even I yearn for such a life."

Li Zhi nodded, planting flowers and grass, feeding birds and walking fish every day, who would not want to have such a carefree life.

I am hopeless.

"Father, I actually think the same way, follow sister, eat and drink without worrying about new tricks every day,

Why don't you depose me and let Sister be the crown prince?
I have been working as a servant for Sister A, which is pretty good when I think about it. "

Li Hong turned his small eyes, and moved to Li Zhi's side, shaking his arm and said.

Li Zhi slapped him directly, making Li Hong's eyes glow with gold stars, and his mind went blank.

"Destroy your position as the crown prince? I might as well go one step further and kill you directly. This will save you from wasting decades in the world."

Li Zhi stared angrily at Li Hong with his eyes wide open, and hit him one after another with his hands.

"As the crown prince of the Tang Dynasty, it's thanks to you that you can say such a thing."

"You are the crown prince of Datang, the future of Datang, if I don't punish you today, you will not take off."

(End of this chapter)