My wife is Wu Zetian

Li Hong stuck out his small head, looking at Li Yanran rubbing his temples with puzzled eyes.

After speaking, he licked the candied haws again.

so sweet.

"What am I doing? Even a fool can see it. I have a headache."

Li Yanran was depressed.

are you blindWhy can't you see me.

Not only are people stupid but they are also blind.

"Sister, you are just like your father at such a young age? Why don't you go to Sun Yaowang to have a look."

Li Hong said and licked the candied haws again.

so sweet.

"I see your elbow, your skin is itchy again, right?"

Hearing that Li Hong cursed herself, Li Yanran immediately stood up, staring at Li Hong and growling.

"The wind is tight, scream."

"Run, Ma Monkey."

Seeing that Li Yanran was angry, Li Hong ran away with Ma Hou Sa Yazi.

Looking at Li Hong's back, Li Yanran also frowned.

It is recorded in history that my father seems to be unable to manage government affairs for a long time because of illness, so he will hand over government affairs to Wu Zetian.

Could it be that he is really sick?Or genetic?
Otherwise, why would Li Hong suffer from tuberculosis?
Thinking of this, Li Yanran also shuddered, and hurried to find Sun Simiao.

After Sun Simiao finished taking Li Yanran's pulse, he looked at Li Yanran's nervous face and pretended to be contemplative.

"Sun Yaowang, what kind of expression do you have? Could it be that Ben Gong is really sick?"

Li Yanran's small face instantly became tangled.

If I was really sick, wouldn't it be over.

I haven't experienced this colorful world yet, and I'm about to hit the road.

How is this possible?

"Your Highness, you... hey."

Sun Simiao shook his head, then heaved a long sigh.

"Sun Yaowang, speak up when you have something to say, you don't need to hide it, I can withstand it."

Hearing this long sigh, Li Yanran's blood pressure instantly went off the charts.

This scene is what she fears most in future generations.

He didn't speak, just sighed, making himself seem to be gone soon.

"Then I said it."

Sun Simiao glanced at Li Yanran again, his eyes were full of deepness.

"Wait, wait for me to prepare."

Li Yanran suddenly covered her ears and walked aside, took a deep breath and sat down in front of Sun Simiao.

"I'm ready, Sun Yaowang, just tell me, I can live for a few more days."

Li Yanran closed her Kazilan eyes, not daring to look at the old man in front of her.

She has only one thought now, hoping that she can live a few more days.

Otherwise, if I have earned so much money, it will be gone before I spend it. Wouldn’t it be a loss?

There is a saying, okay? The most tragic thing in life is that the money is not spent when someone dies.

She didn't want to die so sadly.

Even now she has thought about her future life.

Get an oversized carriage and carry yourself around the entire Tang Dynasty.

If you are still there after spending all your money in the Tang Dynasty, go all the way west to the Western Regions, Dashi, and London.

Playing all the places I have never been to in my previous life, it is not in vain to live my life again.

"Your Highness, open your eyes, you must learn to face everything you face,
How happy is life, what fear is death, at worst, he will be a hero again 18 years later. "

Seeing Li Yanran with eyes closed, Sun Simiao also shook his head slightly.

Hearing that Sun Simiao had arranged for another hero after 18 years, Li Yanran was also depressed.

You have lived for more than 100 years, so naturally there is no joy in life and no fear in death.

If you hang up now, it's not called death, it's called opening a new copy.

And me?

I don't even have cardamom, tell me to be bold, Mengpo soup is not bitter.

I thank you for your enlightenment.

Don't enlighten me next time.

"Tell me, I can withstand it."

Li Yanran slowly opened her eyes, there were already tears in her eyes.

"Then I can say it."

"Just say what you have to say, you don't have to torture people like that."

Li Yanran just wanted to stuff Cheng Chubi's stinky feet into Sun Simiao's mouth, and let him taste the saltiness.

Hanging people like this is because I think I am not afraid or smashed.

Old man, I curse you to only live one day longer than me.

"Your Highness, you... hey."

"Sun Simiao, you are enough. Believe it or not, I tied you up before going to sleep with Cheng Chubi."

Li Yanran stood up straight away, she was really going to die of anger.

Old man, you are enough, you don't want me to die quickly, right?

"Hehehe, Your Highness, you can live until you die."

Sun Simiao stroked his white beard, his eyes were full of playfulness.

"Live to die?"

Li Yanran was stunned, what does it mean that I can live to death?

Can't all people live until they die?

"Sun Simiao, what do you mean?"

Li Yanran's Kazilan blinked, looking at the smiling Sun Simiao, she was a little confused for a while.

"What do I mean? Of course I mean that you can live to die."

Sun Simiao spread out his hands with an innocent look on his face.

"You mean I'm not sick?"

This time, Li Yanran also had some aftertaste, was this guy just teasing himself?
"Naturally you are not sick. Your Highness is in good health. Naturally, you can live a long life. Shouldn't you live to death?"

"I rely on."

Li Yanran also swears, you are so meow that you dare to scare me.

Fortunately, I have a relatively strong psychological endurance, otherwise, wouldn't I be frightened by you and kick my legs and die.

"Sun Simiao, you're going too far, you're not as scary as you, you."

"Your Highness, the old man just spoke slowly. In fact, you are scaring yourself. I just added some modal particles."

"Not surprised, not surprised."

"I'm so meow."

Li Yanran was about to die of anger, was she surprised or not?

This girl has traveled around the world a hundred times in her heart, you tell me you are joking.

Are you playing with me?
"Hehe, you must live to die to be a brave man. Your Highness, you are still too young."

Seeing Li Yanran's expression about to be blown up, Sun Simiao couldn't help but also burst out laughing.

Finally, you have avenged your revenge last time. Let's see if you dare to treat this old man in the future.

"Your Highness, what are you doing?"

Seeing Li Yanran looking around, Sun Simiao was also stunned.

I don't know what the devil is going to do again.

"Sun Yaowang, I remember that you seem to have a cloth rope to tie Hongdi here. I don't know where to put it?"

"Just what do you want to do?"

Sun Simiao shuddered in an instant, this little girl would not want to repeat the old trick again.

"Why don't you want to do it? Didn't King Sun Yao just say that a brave man is born to die. Yan Ran doesn't understand. I just want Yao Wang to demonstrate it for me."

Li Yanran smiled slightly, revealing her two small canine teeth.

"You can't be so stingy, the old man is just kidding you, why are you so vengeful?"

Sun Simiao was dumbfounded, what kind of bad idea did Li Yanran have?

I am an old man over 100 years old, but I can't stand the toss.

Otherwise people will die.

"Just kidding, I also made a small joke with Sun Yaowang, Li Feng, tied Sun Yaowang and threw him to Cheng Chubi's house."

Just kidding, right? It seems like no one will be the same.

But my joke may not be the same as yours.

You can only talk about it, I am a real gunman, and I can only do it.

Didn't you say you live to die?
That girl will give you a taste of it.

Let's see if you dare to treat me like this in the future.

There is a price to be paid for scaring me.

"Li Lifeng, don't do anything,
The old man is already old, if you treat me like this, what will I do if I get angry.

At that time, His Majesty's medicine will be discontinued, and the prince's tuberculosis may recur. "

Sun Simiao was really scared this time, he really didn't want to hear Cheng Chubi's naive snoring.

Not only does it make people sleep, but it also stimulates the nerves.

"If it's broken, it's broken. A dead fellow Daoist doesn't die a poor Taoist. Sun Yaowang must have heard of it. Let's do it."

Li Yanran glared at Li Feng, why are you staring blankly?

Not to avenge the princess yet.

"Sun Yaowang, offended."

Li Feng started to untie his belt as he said that, he couldn't find the rope and had to use this instead.

In the blink of an eye, Sun Yaowang was tied up, and then carried by Li Feng to Cheng Chubi's house.

As soon as he entered the room, Sun Simiao smelled a strange smell, so there was no need to think that Cheng Chubi must have not washed his feet today.

"This is?"

Cheng Chubi looked at Sun Simiao who was tied up, and couldn't help being stunned.

"At the princess's order, Sun Simiao is here to sleep with Mr. Cheng Chubi."

Li Feng put Sun Simiao on Cheng Chubi's bed as he spoke, and then ran away holding his nose.

He finally understood what Li Yanran meant by living to death.

This house is no longer born to death, but death without life.

King Sun Yao, let's see if you dare to offend His Highness in the future.

"Sun Yaowang, the left and right are not sleepy now, why did you provoke Brother Li, let's talk?"

Cheng Chubi looked at the aggrieved Sun Simiao, his eyes were full of desire for knowledge.

"Cheng Chubi, hurry up and wash your feet, you are going to poison."

Sun Simiao was depressed, you idiot, can't you smell your feet so stinky?

How can you sleep with such a smell.

"Does it stink? It doesn't stink."

Cheng Chubi picked up his own feet and smelled it on his nose, how could there be a bad smell?

This is the taste of men.

"I'm so meow, you go there quickly, otherwise, if you come here to see your injuries in the future, I might not put the wrong medicine, such as something that increases the pain."

Sun Simiao's eyeballs are about to pop out, how dare you hear it?

The key is that after smelling it, you still don’t feel it?
It really refreshed his three views, no, it refreshed his five senses.

"Oh oh oh."

"Sun Yaowang, you can't treat me like this, I'll wash it right away."

Cheng Chubi is also an old dog, you old man is too insidious.

It is said that there is no good person who is a doctor, and I have seen it.

Pooh.

shameless.

Speaking of which, Cheng Chubi rushed out, took some hot water from the hot spring pool, soaked for a while before turning back.

"???"

Looking at Sun Simiao who was shouting loudly, Cheng Chubi was stunned.

He had never seen a person who fell asleep so quickly. If he hadn't heard the snoring, he would have suspected that Sun Simiao had drugged himself.

Sure enough, the first secret to longevity is to ensure the quality of sleep.

After speaking, Cheng Chubi lay on the other side of the bed, but listening to the thunderous snoring, he found that he couldn't fall asleep.

what's the situation?