My wife is Wu Zetian

Li Hong was stunned, when did his father come?
"Don't move, I can't do anything to you anymore?"

As he spoke, the big goose under him twitched for a while, Li Hong became angry immediately, and punched the big goose on the head with his fist.

"Quack quack."

The big goose was being honest after being punched, lying on the ground and screaming.

"Get up for me."

Li Zhi's eyeballs were about to pop out.

This is my son?
This is Datang's prince?

Why do I have the urge to kill someone?

"Father, don't be angry."

Li Hong lowered his head, grabbed the big goose by the neck and obediently came to Li Zhi.

"What's the situation? You'd better give me an explanation, otherwise you will know the consequences."

Li Zhi glanced at the big cock in his hand, and slapped Li Hong on the head with his left hand.

"This is a local product that Hong'er prepared for the emperor and the empress. Tonight, we will eat big goose stewed in an iron pot."

Li Hong shrank his neck, his eyes full of fear.

"Eat, eat, eat, I want to stew you now."

Li Zhi was depressed, why is this son so stupid.

Knowing to eat and eat all day long is really speechless.

"Come here, don't take these down."

Soon, one of the two palace men took the big rooster from Li Zhi's hand, and the other grabbed the big goose's neck, and hurried outside.

"Your Majesty, don't be angry, Hong'er also has good intentions, you will frighten the child."

Wu Zetian gave Li Zhi a blank look, you are too fierce a father.

My son kindly brought you a gift back, although it was difficult to wait for the elegant hall, but it was also a heart.

It's fine if you don't appreciate it, and if you put on such a bitter face, who will you show it to?

"Hehe. Hehe."

Seeing the angry Wu Zetian, Li Zhi felt depressed for a while.

Your son has turned your bedroom into a farmhouse, and you still protect him, which really makes him speechless.

Just get used to it.

"I still don't give your father a gift."

"Yan Ran pays respects to Royal Father."

"Hong'er pays homage to Emperor Father."

The two also saluted Li Zhi together, but the other party just nodded and sat beside Wu Zetian.

"Father, brother Hong has prepared a gift for you."

Li Yanran couldn't help snickering at the depressed Li Zhi.

No matter how powerful you are, you are still not a tracheitis.

What about the emperor?
"Oh, royal father, this is a gift from my son."

Li Hong hurriedly ordered someone to bring up the prepared Yuye wine.

Seeing Yuye wine, Li Zhi's Dao heart was completely confused.

I have shares in Lan Kwai Fong, so if you give me Yuye wine, wouldn't it be honoring me with my things.

Fortunately, you can also figure it out.

"Your Majesty, why does Mei Niang see you unhappy?"

Wu Zetian's face also turned black, you are enough to be a father.

Your son has just come back, why are you putting on such a shameful face?

Want to fly?

"No, I'm very happy."

Li Zhibai glanced at Li Yanran, Xiao Mian, you wait for your father.

I made a note of this trick of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha.

Li Yanran looked at Li Zhi's big white eyes and returned them with big white eyes.

This is for you, who told you to use me to get rich when I was fighting with Lu Youlin.

The most important thing is that I have contributed the most, but you don't pay me any money.

It’s not good to disgust and disgust you, you don’t know how powerful it is.

Seeing Li Yanran and Li Zhi staring at each other, Li Hong already wanted to shout: "The wind is blowing."

He has encountered many times when the gods fight and the common people suffer.

When the time comes, I won't be able to offend Elder Sister, so I will spread the fire on myself.

He didn't want to be pushed to the ground and spanked later.

"This royal father actually has other gifts."

Although Li Hong didn't know the way of Yuye wine, he could tell that Li Zhi was very angry, so he quickly ordered someone to bring the moon cakes.

"Father, look."

Li Hong struggled to hold the moon cake box and placed it in front of Li Zhi.

"What is this? Don't tell me it's Lan Kwai Fong's perfume."

Li Zhi felt a headache just looking at the wooden box, if he really dared to take out the perfume, he would beat him up violently if he couldn't keep it clean.

"Xiang Perfume is not, of course, it's moon cake."

Li Hong quickly opened the wooden box, and the eight small mooncakes were neatly placed in the middle of the wooden box, surrounding the big mooncake like stars.

"Moon cake? I'm afraid it's not your elder sister's handwriting."

Looking at the beautifully made mooncakes, Li Zhi also nodded, and then glanced at Li Yanran to the side.

Needless to say, besides Li Yanran, there is no other person in Tang Dynasty who can make this thing.

"Father, this statement is wrong. Although this moon cake is my creation, but these are all made by Brother Hong one by one."

Li Yanran smiled slightly, since Li Hong was asked to present a gift, how could she steal the limelight from him.

"He made it, can it be eaten?"

Hearing that Li Hong did it himself, Li Zhi also hesitated for a while.

Glancing at Li Hong, then at the moon cake, Li Zhi's eyes were full of disgust.

I am the Ninth Five-Year Supreme. If I was poisoned to death because I ate my son's mooncakes, I would really be ridiculed for thousands of years.

"Your Majesty, how can you say that about Hong'er?"

Wu Zetian was angry again, how can a father look down on his son so much.

It's too much.

"Mother, please taste it first."

Li Hong immediately picked up the moon cake and handed it over pitifully.

Seeing the mooncake in Li Hong's hand, Wu Zetian also hesitated.

Although it looks exquisite, who knows what kind of dark cuisine it is, so don't make yourself a scapegoat.

"Hong'er, why don't you have any rules, you should give your father a taste first, right, Your Majesty."

Wu Zetian stared at Li Zhi with threatening eyes.

If you dare to disappoint my mother's son, even if you are the emperor, I will let you know what the anger of a loving mother is.

"This"

Li Zhi was also very depressed looking at Wu Zetian.

I just said that this thing should not be eaten lightly, but you have to support your own son.

Now you want to try it, but you backed down and kicked me out.

You will be the co-author of a good person.

Li Daitao is really playing around with this trick.

"Father."

Li Zhi was holding the small moon cake, his face was full of grievances.

"Your Majesty, my son will not harm you, eat it."

Wu Zetian saw Li Zhi's hesitation, and directly pushed his shoulder, telling him to try it quickly.

"Okay okay."

Li Zhi took the mooncake from Li Hong, and then glanced at Li Yanran.

That means you tell me the truth, can this thing be eaten?
You don't want to hurt your father.

"Father, brother Hong's whole heart, don't let you down."

Li Yanran didn't respond at all, now you have to eat even if you eat, and you have to eat if you don't eat.

Instead of this, it's better to be a loving father and make your son happy.

Anyway, it can't kill people.

Li Zhi is depressed, you two mother and daughter are really in harmony, so you just push me to be the blame hero so abruptly.

Wait for me, when you cry.

"Crack."

Bite off a small piece of mooncake, the mouth is extremely sweet and oily.

It seemed that what Li Zhi ate was not moon cakes, but a lump of white sugar.

It's really sweet and happy.

"how?"

Wu Zetian glanced at Li Zhi, saw that he was chewing non-stop, but didn't say a word, and couldn't help being a little curious.

"It's not bad, it's just a little bit sweet, everything else is pretty good, Hong'er has a heart."

As Li Zhi said, he bit the mooncake again and smiled at Li Hong.

"Let me just say it, my father will definitely like it, and my queen, you should try it too."

After being praised by Li Zhi, Li Hong immediately jumped up, took another piece of mooncake and handed it to Wu Zetian.

"Your Majesty, is it really delicious?"

Wu Zetian looked at the beautifully made moon cakes in his hands, but still had some doubts.

She was really afraid that her man would stab her in the back.

"I've said it all, except it's a little sweet, everything else is pretty good."

As Li Zhi said, he took another bite and chewed slowly.

"Mother, you don't believe me."

Li Hong looked at Wu Zetian anxiously.

"Okay okay."

Looking at Li Hong's small face, Wu Zetian was also heartbroken and bit down on the mooncake.

"Crack."

After entering the moon cake, Wu Zetian was in a bad mood.

You call that a little bit sweet?
This is killing sugar sellers, it is really sweet to the point of scum.

"Hahahaha, Mei Niang, I just said, this mooncake is a little bit sweet, right?"

Seeing Wu Zetian's calm expression, Li Zhi also laughed comfortably.

Even if you Wu Zetian is as treacherous as a ghost, you still want to drink my Li Zhi's footwashing water.

Now I know it's great.

"That's right, it's indeed a little sweet, Yan Ran, Auntie has a small appetite, let's share half with you."

Wu Zetian looked at Li Yanran who was on the side, and directly divided more than half of the mooncakes and handed them over.

"Brother Hong made this for Father Huang and A Niang with his own hands. How can I take advantage of others, right, Brother Hong?"

Li Yanran has already noticed that this mooncake must be a million times less delicious, otherwise, according to her father's temperament, she would definitely not be like this.

You are going to share my mooncakes now. If this big piece goes down, I have to go to Sun Simiao to wash my stomach right away.

"Then how can I do it, my sister is so kind to me, so I naturally have my sister's share of this mooncake."

Li Hong shook his head, if there is something good, the whole family should share it together, how could Li Yanran be missing.

He still knows that it is not as good as a sister's smile when a father praises a mother.

"Look, Hong'er prepared it for you too. If you don't eat it, Auntie will be angry."

Wu Zetian glared at Li Yanran, which seemed to mean that if you don't eat, you will be finished.

"It's too much, father, your food is so delicious, I'll share this with you."

Li Yanran took the mooncake with a gloomy expression, then divided half of it with a squeak, and handed it to my father.

"???"

Seeing the moon cakes that Li Yanran handed over, Li Zhi was also dumbfounded.

I still have so much here, and you give me so much, this is trying to murder my own father.

Why didn't you say that you would give me more points when dividing the money.

Remember me now?

There are no doors.

"Yanran, didn't you see that there are many more here, the emperor, I will talk about it after I finish eating."