My wife is Wu Zetian

Li Yanran slapped him again, and looked at Li Hong with a tigerish face.

You did this once, how about the next time?
Do you really think I dare not beat you?
"No, no more."

Li Hong shrank his neck, his eyes were full of fear.

"So you were wrong."

"I was wrong, sister taught me the lesson."

Li Hong finally lowered his own little head.

"Then sister asked you to write [-] times, I was wrong, do you admit it?"

"Recognize, how much? Twenty-twenty thousand times?"

Li Hong is stupid, how many times?

Didn't he hear clearly?
"Twenty thousand times, right?"

"Sister, isn't this a bit too much? The mahout can only write it [-] times, so why should I write it [-] times?"

Li Hong frowned, looking at Li Yanran with fear in his eyes.

"Why?
Mahou is just your younger brother who has written it ten thousand times, how can you, the boss, be on an equal footing with him, don't you want to lose face?
Besides, you are the mastermind this time, but you can't make a decision before you act. Shouldn't you write it [-] times? "

Li Yanran smiled slightly at Li Hong.

Don't you always want to save face?Then I'll give you enough face, don't be ignorant.

"Sister, actually, I've thought about it, I don't want to lose face."

Li Hong felt that he was about to crack. I made a mistake [-] times, which means [-] words.

The entire Analects of Confucius is only over 6000 words. Sister, do you want me to write a book?
As for face, what face can be worth [-] words.

Thinking about it, it seems that it is not that important to me.

"I'll give you face, but you don't want it. Sister, don't you want face?"

Li Yanran stared wide-eyed, making Li Hong tremble again in fright.

"Sister, how about a little less, ten thousand and one?"

"Stop talking nonsense, and if you bargain again, it will rise to [-] times."

"Sister, stop talking, I'm convinced."

After hearing this, Li Hong covered his ears and ran out.

"Xiao Mian, fight with me, you are still a little tender."

Looking at Li Hong's back, Li Yanran also sneered.

Twenty thousand times is enough for you to write for several days, and you can live in peace for a few days.

Li Hong just ran out, turned around and ran back.

"???"

Looking at Li Hong who went back and forth, Li Yanran was also full of doubts.

"Sister, lend me some money."

Li Hong scratched his head and looked at Sister A embarrassedly.

"What are you borrowing money for?"

"In order to beat up Di Renjie, I gathered some friends and promised to give them ten dollars each as a reward. You don't want Brother Hong to sit on that dishonest villain, do you?"

Li Hong hurriedly told all the things he had promised his friends before.

"???"

It's really bad for Li Yanran this time, you little Li Hong, you're all counting on me.

Why do you hire someone to do the murder, but ask me, the victim, to pay for it.

Is there still a king in this world?

Are there any laws?
"Sister, you can just give it to me. At worst, you can charge me a higher interest rate. That's okay."

Li Hong looked at Li Yanran's gloomy little face, and was embarrassed for a while.

He knew that it was not good for him to be like this, but there was no other way?

After all, I still want to save face.

Otherwise, once he breaks his promise, he will never be able to stand up among his friends in the future.

"you you."

Li Yanran just wanted to beat Li Hong to death now, the last one who dared to count his wallet, now the grass on the grave was five meters high.

"Sister, just lend me."

Li Hong shook Li Yanran's arm, he knew that his elder sister would never look at him ashamed.

"How much do you want to borrow?"

"I found a total of fifteen people, each with ten dollars, and lent me a total of two hundred dollars."

"???"

Li Yanran felt that she had been violently attacked again. Shouldn't 150 renminbi each be [-] renminbi for fifteen people?
Why do you want two hundred dollars from me.

When your sister doesn't know how to count?

"Come on, tell me where the two hundred dollars came from."

Immediately twisting Li Hong's little ears, Li Yanran wanted to hear what her little brother thought.

"Sister, the sum of ten cents per person for fifteen people is 150 cents.

But Ma Hou is my ace brother, and because I was punished, I have to reward him, right? Giving him forty dollars is not too much. "

After speaking, Li Hong broke off his fingers and helped Li Yanran do the calculations.

"What about ten coins?"

"Sister, why are you so stupid? I'm also a participant, so I should get my ten coins. Does this mean it's exactly two hundred coins?"

"???"

Li Yanran froze for a moment, then slapped her across the face.

"You can really do the math. Did you guys come to me to get your wages? Even you have to count your wages. I'm really amazed."

Li Yanran counted thousands of things, but Li Hong even counted herself in it.

It was an eye-opener for myself.

She could see now that the mastermind who co-authored to beat up Di Renjie was not Li Hong, but herself.

"Sister, why are you beating me, the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers!

Everything I do is for you, you can't help but pay me. "

Li Hongmiao became small and pitiful. As a younger brother, he is devoted to you. You can't let me feel cold.

Besides, I didn't ask too much, ten dollars to hire the prince of the dynasty as a thug, this price is at the level of explosion in the whole history.

"Lend you two hundred coins, and pay me back two hundred coins."

"???"

"Sister, are you crazy? I borrowed [-] yuan, and you want me to pay back [-] yuan? Do you really think Hongdi is a three-year-old child?"

Li Hong immediately jumped out when he heard this, his small eyes were round, looking at his elder sister.

Sister, there is no such thing as slaughtering people.

People may go out and return thirteen out of nine, but you have already returned out of ten thousand.

Do you really think your brother can't figure it out?
"You are not a three-year-old child, so how about it, I don't need you to pay back the money, two hundred plus two thousand times I was wrong, what?"

Li Yanran touched the handle of the chair without looking at Li Hong.

"Sister, is there any other choice?"

"There are only two ways before you, either pay me two hundred guan for two hundred dollars, or add two thousand more for two hundred dollars, you choose."

Li Yanran shook her head, another choice?

What are you thinking!

"Sister, do you really think that you are the only one with money in Lishan?

Can't I borrow two hundred dollars?You underestimate your brother too much.

I'm borrowing from you to save face, my younger brother advises you not to lose sight of the situation. "

Li Hong was depressed, but he didn't give up and continued to struggle.

"Really? Then let's see if it's your face, or sister's,

Let me put it down now, anyone who borrows money from you, Li Hong, will be against me, just break his leg and drive him out of Xinfeng. "

Li Yanran is not worried at all, little Li Hong, you dare to play this trick with me?

This is my Lishan Mountain, not your East Palace.

Can't handle you, can't I handle others?
Sister did not underestimate you, but don't underestimate Sister either.

"Sister, you are shameless."

Li Hong was stunned, seeing that Li Yanran was not feeling well.

"It's up to you to choose."

"Give me the money, and I'll write. Can't I write?"

"Woooooo."

Li Hong cried completely, and now he also understands that he is not a sister's opponent at all.

"Why are you crying? Hold back for me."

Li Yanran slapped the table and stood up abruptly.

"Remember, you are the prince of Tang Dynasty, you can bleed but not cry, you understand?"

"me."

Li Hong smoked twice, but also stopped crying.

"Go away, go to the cashier tomorrow morning to get two hundred dollars."

"Oh."

After hearing this, Li Hong also ran out in despair.

"Miss."

"Di Renjie didn't say anything, did he?"

"Nothing was said."

Li Feng shook his head and stood behind Li Yanran.

"Go and rest if you have nothing to do."

After yawning, Li Yanran felt sleepy.

This kid Li Hong really deserves a beating, causing trouble at night and disturbing his beauty sleep.

Humph.

Early the next morning, Li Hong went to the cashier, withdrew two hundred dollars from there, and then Sa Yazi ran towards the market.

"Boss, the boss is here."

"Boss."

"Congratulations, boss."

When Li Hong came over, he was immediately surrounded by a group of friends, all of whom had bright eyes.

"Mahou, give them the money."

Li Hong felt a burst of pride when he looked at his capable generals.

This is Bengong's team. Next time, next time, Di Renjie must not let Di Renjie escape.

"Long live the boss."

"Boss is the best."

"Next time. Next time, Boss, remember to call me next time."

A group of people were all excited after receiving the reward from Li Hong.

After all, he is the boss, he just keeps his word.

At first they thought that the other party was fooling themselves, but now they believed it [-]%.

"Well, so from now on, you have to exercise more, and don't let me lose the chain when the boss asks you to do something important next time."

Li Hong looked at the cheering younger brothers and smiled slightly.

"Don't worry, I will exercise hard when I go back, and I will not embarrass the boss."

"Boss, just look at me from now on."

"Next time, I will never let anyone run away."

A group of people nodded one after another, expressing that they would never embarrass Li Hong next time.

"It's all gone."

"okay."

A group of people also dispersed, leaving only Ma Hou looking at the money in his hand at a loss.

"Boss, there are so many more."

"Just keep these, as yesterday's reward."

Li Hong smiled slightly, and patted Mahou on the shoulder.

"Boss, this is too much, I can't bear it."

Ma Hou swallowed, this is forty dollars.

I can buy a lot of liters of rice.

"You were able to take the blame for your boss yesterday, which I don't think is rare.

It's really that the boss is struggling right now. When I get rich in the future, I will definitely not lose money to you. "

Li Hong shook his head, what's the point of this, when I go back to the East Palace, I will reward you with something, which is enough for you to eat for a lifetime.

No, I want to go back to the palace because of Mao?

I'm sick and have to stay in the fief.

Go back to the palace, forget it.

"Mahou is willing to swear allegiance to the boss to the death, and he will go through fire and water."

"Okay, okay, let's go, how about treating your boss to a string of candied haws?"

Li Hong smiled slightly, and was about to buy his favorite candied haws.

"Boss. Boss, why don't you just eat candied haws?"

"???"