My wife is Wu Zetian

Seeing the tofu mixed with spring onions like this, Wu Zetian felt bad instantly.

Is this thing for people to eat?
It's not an exaggeration to say it's pig food.

Is this what you call delicious?

Mom, I've been looking forward to it for so long, why don't you show me this?

"It's delicious!"

Li Hong's face curled up, his eyes full of pleading.

This is the first time I've cooked for myself. You, motherfucker, have to give me face no matter what you do.

"That's fine!"

Wu Zetian also didn't want to let down Li Hong's wishes, so she picked up the chopsticks, picked up a little tofu and put it into her mouth.

"Ok?"

When the tofu entered her mouth, Wu Zetian's expression changed, but she still swallowed the tofu in her mouth.

"How, how?"

Li Hong looked at Wu Zetian anxiously, waiting for his mother to praise him.

"I can only say that it's okay, but it can be said that I can get in!"

Wu Zetian was also depressed for a while, but managed to smile.

"I'm telling you! Queen Mother will definitely like this dish. Queen Mother, come to Hong'er and feed you another bite!"

When Li Hong heard this, his little mouth immediately curled up, and he took a chopstick of tofu and was about to feed it to his mother.

"Well, if my mother is not hungry, why don't you let your sister have a taste of your craftsmanship?"

Wu Zetian's eyes were full of rejection, and he glanced at Li Yanran beside him, and he also tried to divert trouble to the east.

"Me? Let's forget it. I just finished eating."

Li Yanran's face was full of rejection. She saw the look on my mother's face just now.

If this food was delicious, I would definitely not do this.

It would be strange if she couldn't even see this.

"Sister, don't you want to try Hongdi's craftsmanship?"

Li Hong also looked at Li Yanran, his eyes already filled with mist.

"Don't even think about it, I don't want to eat it."

Li Yanran also took a step back, her eyes full of fear.

"Sister! How about you just have a taste? Just one bite?"

Li Hong also chased after him, looking like he would never give up.

"If you dare to come here again, I'll beat you up!"

Li Yanran also raised her fist and issued a warning.

"What are you doing?"

Just when the two were in a stalemate, a voice sounded from behind, and then Li Zhi slowly walked over.

"Father? Hong'er has made a delicious dish, just for you to enjoy."

Seeing Li Zhi coming, Li Yanran followed suit and kicked the ball directly.

"Hong'er's delicious food? Then why should I try it?"

Li Zhi was also stunned when he heard that Li Hong had cooked the food, and he immediately became interested.

He was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, but he had never tasted the delicacies made by his own son.

"Father, please!"

Li Hong directly brought the mushy tofu mixed with green onions to Li Zhi's face.

"What is this?"

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, what is this?
Is this something people can eat?
"This is the tofu mixed with green onions made by Hong'er! It's delicious, even the queen mother said it was good after she tasted it!"

Li Hong smiled slightly and threw out the first victim.

"Really?"

Li Zhi didn't believe Li Hong's words.

This plate of rotten garlic, do you still think it’s delicious?

What about a liar?
Glancing at Wu Zetian on the side, she also smiled slightly and nodded to Li Zhi.

"Then let me try it!"

With Wu Zetian's permission, Li Zhi plucked up the courage, took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of rotten tofu and put it in his mouth.

"Bah bah bah!"

When the tofu entered his mouth, Li Zhi felt completely bad.

What is this!Beat the salt seller to death?
Looking at Wu Zetian, Li Zhi was also very depressed.

"Father, what's the matter?"

Seeing his father's state, Li Hong was stunned.

My mother was not in this state just now. Why did she change now that my father was here?

"What's wrong? Isn't the salt in the palace free of charge? Are you going to kill people with so much salt?"

Li Zhi also slapped him in the face. You still ask me what's wrong?
Why don't you try it yourself?
"As for?"

Li Hong looked depressed. He picked up a piece of tofu and put it into his mouth in disbelief. In an instant, his face changed.

With a look on his face, Li Hong also looked at Wu Zetian.

It seemed to be blaming Wu Zetian, why didn't she tell her earlier, so that she wouldn't be embarrassed in front of her father.

"Hong'er, you are forbidden to cook from now on, otherwise it will be a disaster for others.
And you are the prince of the Tang Dynasty. A gentleman lives far away from the chef. Don’t you know this? "

Li Zhi also rolled his eyes at his son, "You have the nerve to cook, you are really a disaster in the kitchen."

"Hong'er knows!"

Li Hong nodded depressedly. Looking at it now, he was indeed not suitable for cooking.

"Well, New Year's Eve is coming soon. Please be safe with me these two days, especially you, Xiao Yanran, please be honest with me."

Li Zhi nodded, then looked at Li Yanran aside.

Among these people, Li Yanran is the best at handling things. If she starts to mess around, it's a question of whether she can have a good New Year's Eve.

"understood!"

Li Yanran also curled up her face, why are you talking about me?

Am I the kind of person who would cause trouble?

"It's good to know, Mei Niang, when are you going to go back to the Wu family to see it? After all, it is your mother's family."

Li Zhi came to Wu Zetian's side and held her in his arms.

"The children are still here!"

Wu Zetian rolled her eyes at Li Zhi, "It's a bit bad for you to be like this in front of your children." "Them? I never take them seriously!"

Li Zhi was also disdainful. They were just two children, nothing more.

"Hey! I have a holiday tomorrow. I have prepared some gifts and will go back to my mother's clan to visit my relatives."

Wu Zetian was helpless and directly stated his plan.

"Well, prepare more gifts so that you don't get criticized. After all, you are also my queen of the Tang Dynasty."

"Meiniang understands!"

Wu Zetian smiled slightly. After all, he was her husband and he knew how to treat her mother's family well.

"Well, I'm still a little hungry. I asked the imperial kitchen to pass on the banquet. Let's eat here!"

Li Zhi took Wu Zetian and sat on the sofa.

"Your Majesty, these are all made by Yanran and Hong'er. How about we serve this tofu as the main course today and let the imperial chef make something delicious?"

Wu Zetian looked at the tofu on the plate and felt a little hungry.

"Okay, then let the imperial chef prepare a tofu feast!"

"Ryan, order the imperial kitchen immediately."

"Here!"

After hearing Li Zhi's order, Ruian also hurriedly left to serve the banquet in the imperial dining room.

Hearing that the emperor wanted to have a tofu banquet, the royal chef in the palace was also stunned. With all the ordinary ingredients, how could your majesty think of eating such a thing?

At present, the imperial chef in the imperial dining room also hurriedly ordered people to leave the palace to fetch the tofu. At the same time, the imperial chefs also prepared the matching ingredients.

Soon the tofu was brought back by Pegasus, and then the royal chefs also started to take action, and one after another tofu dishes with excellent color, fragrance and taste were cooked.

"Let's go!"

After everything was ready, the delicacies from the imperial dining room were delivered to Wu Zetian's palace.

Looking at the tofu feast on the table, Li Zhi and others were also delighted.

During this period, Li Yanran also personally made serious tofu mixed with green onions and put it on the tofu feast.

"Father, mother, can we start now?"

Li Hong looked at the dishes one after another and couldn't wait for a long time.

"Go!"

Li Zhi also had nothing to do with Li Hong, so he picked up a piece of tofu mixed with green onions made by Li Yanran with his chopsticks.

"Well, that's right!"

Appreciating Li Yanran's craftsmanship, Li Zhi also nodded.

After Li Hong's dark delicacies just now, Li Yanran's tofu with green onions is delicious.

"Then Hong'er starts to move!"

Even though his father started to move, Li Hong couldn't help it anymore and started the sweeping mode of Feng Zhuan Can Yun.

"This"

Looking at Li Hong's appearance, Wu Zetian also frowned.

She still remembered that Li Hong used to eat very politely. Why is he like this now?

It seems that this fiefdom is a big dye vat, and he will have to take care of it when he returns to the palace.

"Eat slowly! Don't choke, drink the soup quickly."

Wu Zetian scooped up a bowl of seafood and tofu soup distressedly and handed it to Li Hong.

"Thank you, Queen Mother!"

After Li Hong took a sip, his eyes were full of satisfaction.

This is life, this is food.

In comparison, what I made is really not even pig food.

After eating and drinking, Li Hong also gave Li Yanran a look.

"???"

Seeing Li Hong's appearance, Li Yanran was also stunned, wondering what this kid wanted to do.

"Father, mother, if nothing happens, Hong'er will go back to study!"

Li Hong sighed, wiped his mouth and stood up to say goodbye to his parents.

"Wen Shu? Are you sure?"

Li Zhi glanced at his own son. It is said that a son is as good as his father. Li Hong definitely wanted to do something else.

"That's right, Hong'er is naturally going to study, right? Sister!"

Li Hong felt a little guilty and immediately pulled Li Yanran out.

"???"

Li Yanran was even more confused now, why is this little brother so crazy?

"is it?"

Wu Zetian also looked at Li Yanran, and she was not sure what Li Hong wanted to do.

"That's possible!"

Li Yanran also scratched her head, a little confused, but looking at her younger brother's appearance, she nodded.

"Then you go! I won't keep you here."

Now that Li Yanran said so, Li Zhi felt relieved and let the two of them leave.

If they don't leave, how can I live in a world with Wu Zetian?

"Hong'er resign!"

"Sister, go quickly!"

After Li Hong finished speaking, he pulled Li Yanran and ran outside.

"What exactly do you want?"

After shaking off Li Hong's little hand, Li Yanran was also filled with questions.

"Sister, tell a story, tell a story, the story of Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is not over yet!"

"???"

Li Yanran is really convinced by Li Hong. Damn you, you talk so much just to listen to yourself telling stories?

How intoxicating!
"Let's go, let's go! Hongdi can't wait any longer."

Li Hong held Li Yanran's hand, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Don't you want to warm up your books?"

"Yes, The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is also a book. I didn't say Wen is a book!"