My wife is Wu Zetian

After hearing his son's bastard words, Changsun Wuji raised his knife and slapped Changsun Yan almost to the point of meeting the King of Hell.

"If you dare to let me hear such bastard words again, I will tear your mouth out!"

Changsun Wuji's beard was so angry that he was so angry that he slapped him again.

What does it mean to uproot the eldest son's family?
Now I am just an idle cloud and wild crane, a powerless prince.

Even if Li Zhi's nephew had more tricks on his mind, he wouldn't be able to do anything to him.

"Aren't I kidding!"

Changsun Yan covered his head, his eyes full of depression.

I'm just making a hypothesis, are you going to beat me to death?

If my extremely smart brain is beaten stupid by you.

Don't say that I can't let you go, your Majesty and Brother Li can't let you go either.

"Is this a joke? If word of this spreads, what do you want Your Majesty to do?
Why have you been with Princess Lishan for so long and you haven’t made any progress at all? "

Changsun Wuji became even more angry when he heard these three words. When I was your age, I had already followed the late emperor into battle to kill the enemy.

How does it look like you, are you still joking?

Do you still think you are a child like Yi'er?
"My son knows!"

Changsun Yan didn't dare to say anything anymore. He should give in at the critical moment, otherwise he would be beaten again.

"Well, remember, when you get to the Daming Palace, eat less, talk less, and watch more. If you can't do it, just treat yourself as a mute. Do you understand?"

Changsun Wuji nodded and told Changsun Yan again.

This was his son's first time attending a New Year's Eve banquet. If he didn't teach him a lesson, he was really afraid that his silly son would disgrace him as an adult.

"Zhang Si, Zhao Wu, prepare delicious food for me. I want to eat before I go to the banquet!"

"Snapped!"

As soon as Changsun Yan finished speaking, Changsun Wuji slapped him again.

"Father, why did you hit me again?"

Changsun Yan was completely dumbfounded. What happened? He slapped himself again?

"Now that you are full, who will the food on the table be given to when the banquet comes?"

Changsun Wuji is really depressed. My silly son, what should your father teach you?
"Then father, you said eat less, talk less, watch more, and treat yourself like a mute. Why do you want me to eat again?"

"Nonsense, if you have a full meal at home and don't move at all at the banquet, wouldn't that be a slap in His Majesty's face?
So it’s not okay to eat too much, and it’s not okay to eat too little. You have to know the right amount! "

Changsun Wuji also stated all these taboos, and they must be within the right limits.

"I"

"What are you doing? Get ready. This banquet will take almost five hours. Don't fall asleep then."

"Yes!"

During the day, a grand sacrificial activity was held in the palace. When the moon came to the top of the willow trees, a group of dignitaries and relatives invited by the emperor were waiting outside the palace.

"Yan Zi, Yan Zi!"

Changsun Yan was following his father. Suddenly he heard someone calling his name, and he turned around.

"Cheng Chubi, why are you here?"

Seeing Cheng Chubi walking towards him, Changsun Yan also walked towards him and punched him in the chest.

"I haven't asked you why you're here yet!"

Cheng Chubi also punched Zhang Sunyan with one fist, almost beating him to death.

"You want my life, right?"

Changsun Yan rubbed his chest and was extremely depressed. This kid was careless and almost sent him away.

"I was bored, and I didn't expect you to come. Now that's good!"

Cheng Chubi directly hugged Changsun Yan in his arms, his eyes full of relief.

If he was the only one at this New Year's Eve party, he would be suffocated to death.

"Nonsense, young master, I am the county prince of the Tang Dynasty, and I am also the county king of the Tang Dynasty. If you can pull away, why can't I come?"

Changsun Yan rolled his eyes at Cheng Chubi, "In terms of family background, appearance, and IQ, in what way are you better than the young master?"

Are you still surprised by this?

Surprised.

"Are you two coming too?"

Just when the two despised each other, Li Siwen's voice sounded from behind.

"Li Siwen?"

"Why are you here too!"

Looking at Li Siwen's figure, Cheng Chubi and Changsun Yan were also stunned.

Now three of Chang'an's four heavenly kings have arrived, and Yuchi Huan is expected to arrive soon.

No need to think that this must be Brother Li's favor, otherwise why hadn't the emperor invited them to a New Year's Eve dinner before?

"You three are all here~"

Sure enough, while the three of them were stunned, Yuchi Huan also ran from a distance and joined the three of them.

"Prince Changsun!"

Cheng Yaojin, Li Ji and Yuchi Jingde also met Changsun Wuji.

"I see all the children are here. It seems that Her Royal Highness the Princess is really proud of herself!"

Changsun Wuji nodded to the three of them. Looking at the four idiots who had gathered together, he was speechless.

I can only admire how old I am. In the past, even though he was the emperor's uncle and the prime minister,
The emperor never let Changsun Yan attend the New Year's Eve dinner. At most, he only took Changsun Chong, his consort, there.

Changsun Yancai and Princess Lishan have been together for a long time now, and they already have such a gift.If this lasts longer, maybe I can actually find a princess, princess, or county princess as my wife for Changsun Yan.

"Changsun Wuji, what are you talking about?

Whatever happened to our sons, I think they are fine.

Besides, they are now regarded as Her Royal Highness the Princess's right-hand men, so it is reasonable for Her Majesty to invite them over. "

Cheng Yaojin glanced at the children. In his opinion, his son had grown a lot now.

It’s also worthy of this New Year’s Eve banquet.

"Then you should take good care of your son and don't make a fool of yourself at the banquet."

Changsun Wuji glanced at the moon above his head. Anyway, he had been vaccinated, but he didn't know what happened to the three of them.

"Don't worry, I already gave him a good beating before coming here. I should be able to survive these few hours!"

Cheng Yaojin chuckled. He had already given Cheng Chubi a beating of Yaojin Baguazhang before he came. If he dared to look for trouble, he would definitely beat his son to doubt his life.

"Haha, it's the same with us. My son was also beaten hard by me because I was afraid that something would happen to him."

"As the saying goes, heroes think alike, hahahaha!"

"Hehehehe!"

While everyone was waiting, shouts came from a distance.

"Your Majesty has a decree for all officials to come to the palace to see you!"

"Your Majesty has a decree for all officials to come to the palace to see you!"

"Your Majesty has a decree for all officials to come to the palace to see you!"

The palace gate slowly opened, and a road paved with red lanterns extended straight outward.

There is a Custodian guard under each lantern to ensure that the lantern will not be blown out by the wind.

"Let's go!"

Changsun Wuji dressed up and followed the prince of Tang Dynasty.

The same goes for Cheng Yaojin and other princes, who followed Changsun Wuji.

Civil and military officials, the emperor's relatives and relatives took their seats, but no one dared to sit down because they knew the emperor was coming soon.

"Your Majesty the Emperor, the Queen has arrived!"

Sure enough, Ruian's voice sounded, and then Li Zhi appeared in front of Wenwu with Wu Zetian in his arms.

Behind them were Li Yanran and Li Hong, who were all dressed up, and behind them were Li Zhi's descendants.

Li Zhong, Li Xiao, Li Shangjin, Li Sujie and so on.

"Long live my emperor! Long live the queen!"

"Long live my emperor! Long live the queen!"

"Long live my emperor! Long live the queen!"

Seeing Li Zhi and Wu Zetian appear, all civil and military officials and relatives of the emperor also saluted together.

"Okay, today is the New Year's Eve banquet. There are no monarchs and ministers, so everyone can enjoy it!"

Li Zhi glanced at everyone and waved his hand to signal everyone to take their seats.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The civil and military officials shouted loudly again, and they all sat in their seats.

After glancing at Ruian who was serving on the side, the other party also nodded and took a step forward to stand up.

"Your Majesty has decreed that the New Year's Eve dinner begins!"

As soon as Ruian finished speaking, continuous drumbeats came from outside the hall,
I saw nearly a thousand masked men, wearing red and black clothes and trousers, pouring into the Daming Palace while beating drums.

"woo woo woo woo!"

"woo woo woo woo!"

"Woooooo!"

Entering the Daming Palace, these men wearing masks performed differently from the folk.

The folk dance is nothing more than a Nuo dance, but what is performed in the palace is the Nuo ceremony passed down from the court of the Zhou Dynasty.

The palace performed the Nuo ceremony to pray for the Tang Dynasty to have peace and prosperity for the country and the people, and to avoid any disasters.

There is a lead dancer in the middle named "Fang Xiangshi", and he is relied upon to coordinate and direct the entire Nuo ceremony.

In addition to Fang Xiangshi in the center, there are three Fang Xiangshi next to each other.

In addition to these four Fang Xiangshi, there are twelve Huangmen disciples and mythical beasts, 120 retinues, and several divine actors.

The twelve divine beasts are Jiazuo, Tongwei, Xiongbo, Tengjian, Lanzhu, Boqi, Qiangliang, Zuming, Weisui, Cuoduan, Qiongqi and Tenggen.

What these mythical beasts and Fang Xiangshi want to drive away are eleven kinds of ghost plagues, including ghost tigers, plagues, evil spirits, ominous spirits, guilt, dreams, death, parasitism, contemplation, giant spirits, and poisonous poisons.

In the thinking of the ancients, if these eleven kinds of ghost plagues were driven away, everything would be fine and prosperous next year.

Li Hong was also in awe as he watched the mythical beasts exorcise ghosts in front of him.

The ending that was not seen on the streets a few days ago was finally made up today.

Li Yanran on the other side also has her eyebrows shining, which is simply too burning.

With nearly a thousand people performing this intangible cultural heritage dance, how could he not feel emotional?

Moreover, this Nuo dance is also majestic, unrestrained and cheerful. At first glance, it is the work of an expert.

I don't know if it's Li Yanran or Li Hong, but everyone sitting here was attracted by this Nuo dance.

After all, this dance is only performed once a year, and it is choreographed by Taichang Temple. How can it not be good?

When the last eleven ghost plagues were all bitten to death by the mythical beasts, the last one, Fang Xiangshi, slowly walked towards Li Zhi.

"Your Majesty, please use your bow to slay the demons, and ensure that the Tang Dynasty will avoid all evils in the next year, and everything will be prosperous and prosperous."