My wife is Wu Zetian

Chapter 826 The fate of Bigu Pill!

As he spoke, he also picked up the spoon, scooped out a spoonful of chicken soup, blew on it and drank it all in one gulp.

"It's alright?"

Fan Ze was even more confused now. There is nothing wrong with this. Why are those two people like this?

"Mahou, you stink so much, get out of here!"

Li Hong covered his nose and roared at Ma Hou beside him with a look of disgust.

"Boss, you are obviously the stinker, okay? You still have the nerve to accuse me. Do you really think I want to be here?"

Ma Hou was equally disgusted and had the nerve to say that he stinks, as if you didn't stink.

I don’t despise you, but you still despise me?

Haven't you heard that everyone is equal before shit, so what if you are a relative of the emperor?

The fried rice cakes are equally delicious.

Seeing Ma Hou move to the side, Li Hong continued to hold his nose and pull his daddy with all his strength.

The two of them seemed to have become a forbidden area now, and all the forbidden troops had retreated to the edge. The smell was really indescribable.

It was not until Li Hong and Ma Hou's legs became weak that they finally came to an end.

"Mahou, where's the toilet paper? Bring me some!"

After finishing his collapse, Li Hong also glanced at Ma Hou in the distance and asked him to bring him some toilet paper.

After Li Yanran arrived in this world, the first thing she had to solve was the toilet problem.

No matter how poor she is, she can't make herself poor.

Therefore, I always use cotton paper bought at a high price when using the toilet. This kind of paper is as white and smooth as jade, delicate, soft, and evenly dense.

The most important thing is that this paper has excellent water absorption effect, which is also the fundamental reason why it was chosen by Li Yanran.

When Li Hong arrived in the fiefdom, he naturally inherited this fine tradition from his elder sister.

Now if you ask him to use toilet chips or other things, he really won't be able to get used to it.

"Boss, how could I bring toilet paper with me? There are two new toilet chips. Do you want to use them?"

Ma Hou was depressed. He was a child from a poor family, so how could he use the precious cotton paper?

Even the toilet chips were used again and again. This time he gritted his teeth and got two new toilet chips.

"Toilet chip? I'm so special!"

Li Hong was dumbfounded. His butt was half a dragon's butt. If you let me use a toilet chip, who would be responsible if it got scratched?

"Come on, come on!"

In desperation, Li Hong could only shout outside.

Hearing Li Hong's shouting, the Imperial Guards outside also looked troubled.

"You go!"

"It's better you go!"

"I can't do it. My status is too low. If I can't do it, I might as well become a senior official!"

"Yes, yes, sir, go ahead!"

A group of people pushed each other and pushed each other, and finally the responsibility was placed on the chief minister Zhao Kuan.

"Do you want to die? Zhang Wuyi, the decision is yours, come over here!"

Zhao Kuan also slapped a fool and asked him to go over and see what Li Hong wanted to do.

"me!"

Zhang Wuyi was also depressed. He could only sigh, tear off a strip of his clothes, cover his nose, and walk towards the place where Li Hongtian collapsed.

"Your Highness, what's the matter?"

Zhang Wuyi was extremely careful every step he took, for fear of being ambushed, and finally came to Li Hong's side without any danger.

"What kind of look do you have?"

Looking at Zhang Wuyi's style, Li Hong was furious.

Do you dislike me? Do you dislike me?

"It's okay, this looks pretty good!"

Zhang Wuyi was stunned for a moment and replied to Li Hong.

"Go and get me some toilet paper right away. I want the kind specially made for my sister, do you understand?"

Li Hong was also helpless. He waved his hand to Zhang Wuyi and motioned for him to quickly get him some paper.

"Here!"

Hearing that Li Hong wanted to get toilet paper by himself, Zhang Wuyi hurriedly ran out.

When Zhang Wuyi came running towards him, everyone stayed away. After all, he had just come out of the minefield.

"What do you mean?"

Looking at his robe, Zhang Wuyi was also depressed.

"What's the smell? Just stand there. What's the matter, Your Highness?"

Zhao Kuan covered his nose and asked Zhang Wuyi.

"Who do you want your Highness to be?"

Zhang Wuyi also smelled it, and it seemed that there was indeed some smell. He quickly raised his feet and took a look.

It's over. I ran too fast when I came out, but I still won the bid.

What a really bad luck.

"What's the matter, Your Highness?"

Zhao Kuan took two more steps back and made a stop motion towards Zhang Wuyi.

"His Royal Highness has finished his trip and wants us to go find His Highness and get some toilet paper specially for her."

Zhang Wuyi also sighed and directly said what Li Hong meant.

"Then why are you still standing there? Why don't you go get the paper from His Highness?"

"Is it me? But isn't this a little too indecent?"

Zhang Wuyi is really ready to die now, you are really shameless.

I have to handle everything. I just came out of the minefield. Can't you be a little more public-minded?

"That's right, Wang Luan, you go."

Zhao Kuan glanced at Zhang Wuyi's right foot with disgust, and then ordered someone to pick up the paper from Li Yanran.

"Here!"

Wang Luan nodded and ran directly in the direction of Li Yanran.

"Sir, let me go and clean it."

Looking at Wang Luan's back, Zhang Wuyi also asked for orders to clean up.

"You should wait and clean it. When Wang Luan comes to get the paper, you will need to deliver it again!" Zhao Kuan shook his head. This matter still has to trouble you.

After all, minefields are dangerous, and you definitely don’t want the others to suffer like you.

"What a long. I. Hey!"

Wang Luan came to Li Yanran and was stunned when she heard Li Hong asked for toilet paper.

Then he shook his head and ordered Liu Peilan to take the paper and hand it to Wang Luan's hand.

Wang Luan took the paper and handed it to Zhang Wuyi.

"Brother, I'm sorry to bother you!"

Wang laughed wildly and then patted Zhang Wuyi on the shoulder.

"Dear me, you owe me a drink!"

Zhang Wuyi also grabbed the paper and walked towards Li Hong again.

Cautiously along the way, Zhang Wuyi also passed through the dangerous zone and came to Li Hong.

"Your Highness, toilet paper!"

"Well, get out of here."

"Here!"

After Zhang Wuyi heard this, he immediately turned around and slowly retreated.

After Li Hong finished, he stood up slowly, but as soon as he stood up, he sat down on the ground with a thud.

"Boss, are you okay?"

Ma Hou also limped to Li Hong's side.

"There's something wrong."

"Here!"

Li Hong struggled to stand up, and then walked out with Ma Hou's help.

The two came to Fan Ze, sat on the ground as if no one else was around, and began to eat the chicken soup Fan Ze had cooked.

Looking at the two of them, Fan Ze also shook his head.

These two boys, who are they?

After they had eaten and drank enough, Li Hong also came to Li Yanran's side.

"Sister, please make room for me, I have to do my homework!"

Li Hong rushed directly to Li Yanran's carriage, and he would work hard from now on.

After all, if you arrive in Chengdu and fail to finish your homework, you will be sent back to Chang'an.

He didn't want to go back in such despair.

"Don't worry about your homework. Can you tell me how you spent so long in the wooden box?

After all, people have three urgent needs. How do you solve them? "

Li Yanran grabbed Li Hong. He could figure everything else out, but he couldn't figure out this matter.

Eating, drinking, and diarrhea are normal human physiological needs.

After so many days, how did Li Hong solve these physical problems.

"I'm not stupid, so I have to consider everything before coming out, so I went to see Old Man Sun.

I asked for two Bigu Pills from him, and if I take them, I won’t have to go to the east for several days. "

Li Hong smiled, it turns out there are things in this world that you don't know about.

It's really strange.

"Bigu Pill? Good stuff."

After listening to Li Hong's words, Li Yanran was also stunned for a moment.

As expected, Chinese medicine is profound and profound, and there is such an elixir, which is really amazing.

"It's okay, don't disturb me if it's okay, I have to do my homework."

Li Hong waved his hand and asked Li Yanran to leave. He was about to start working.

"You get busy!"

Li Yanran was also depressed, so she got off the carriage and walked aside.

"Your Highness, Your Highness?"

Di Renjie came to Li Yanran and looked depressed when he saw Li Hong.

This Li Hong has really changed his mind and is going to start a new life?

The homework he assigned to Li Hong had never been completed before, so why did it happen like this now.

"He's fine, after all, we had an agreement before.

If he cannot complete his previous homework before arriving in Chengdu, he will have to return to Chang'an. "

Li Yanran smiled and told Di Renjie not to talk to Li Hong and to let him do whatever he wanted.

"Your Highness, now that His Highness is in the convoy, we may have to change the direction of travel.

Take less trails and more towns, just to be sure. "

Di Renjie glanced at the carriage behind him again, and slowly spoke to Li Yanran.

"Well, it's really time to be more cautious. Even if it takes two more days, we must ensure absolute safety."

Li Yanran also nodded. Just as Di Renjie said, he must be more steady.

"Then I'll re-plan the route immediately."

Di Renjie saluted directly and turned around to plan the latest route.

At the end of the episode, Li Yanran's team also set off again, heading towards the towns ahead according to Di Renjie's plan.

On Li Yanran's way to Chengdu Mansion, 10,000 Tang Jingqi were also stationed hundreds of miles away from Wuhai.

"My lord, do you really want to do this? We only have more than 10,000 cavalry, but the Tubo people have about 80,000. Isn't this a bit too risky!"

Lieutenant General Chen Hu was stunned when he heard the news that Su Dingfang was going to snipe the Tibetan army in Wuhai.

This is Tubo, not those remote small countries in the Western Regions, nor is it a Turkic tribe.

Their equipment and soldiers' training level are not much weaker than those of the Tang Dynasty.

"Don't worry, even you are so surprised, let alone the Tubo people. This general just wants to catch them off guard!"

Compared with Chen Hu's worries, Su Dingfang is full of confidence.

He always likes to send out troops and perform extraordinary feats in wars.

This time when he came to Tubo, he couldn't just help Tuhun Valley defend its territory. He had to make the Tang Dynasty famous.

"But now that the follow-up troops have not arrived, even if we can really defeat the Tibetans, we will not be able to expand the results.

And after this time, the other party will definitely shrink completely, and it will not be so easy to find opportunities again. "

(End of this chapter)