I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 24 The Living Hades will make an appointment for your funeral, are you afraid?
"Mysterious past??"

The Wang family was stunned.

What is this stuff?
"Brother Tian, ​​what is the mysterious past? What exactly does it refer to?"

Fei En was also a little confused.

"If you want to be realistic, at the funeral I will send people wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella to see Mr. Wang Dalong off. The exact number of people will be determined by you."

Zhang Lingtian said to the mouth.

"Here is the price list, please have a look."

Assistant Jiang Xiaohan took out several price lists from the black bag.

Feilong's parents gave a copy.

Fei En also gave a copy.

One person seeing off, 999 yuan.

Ten people see off, 9999 yuan.

100 people see off, 99999 yuan.

……

Thousands of people see off, 900000 yuan.

"Note: Costumes and props are provided by the funeral shop. This is only the cost of the mysterious past, and other costs are paid separately."

"This……"

Everyone looks at this price list.

The crowd was stunned.

This mysterious past has ranged from 99 yuan to 90 yuan!
"Awesome! Are the funeral parlors so awesome now? It's so fucking cool! It makes me want to have one for myself!"

Fei En patted her thigh.

Imagine a horde of men in black showing up on the day of a funeral.

One by one holding an umbrella to send you off.

What kind of scene would this be?
It's pretty darn cool, okay?

"Mr. Fei En, why don't I make an appointment for you first, and pay 100 to 1000 yuan in advance. But let me state in advance that this is only the fee for the mysterious past, portraits, table offerings, black gauze, white flowers, white cloth, red cloth, etc. Burning paper, pots, roosters, white flags, paper horses, villas, gold and silver vaults, etc. are all paid for separately.”

Any hint has precedent.

Before that, some customers just didn't read the red font below, which caused some misunderstandings.

So Zhang Lingtian specially reminded him.

"No, no, Brother Tian, ​​I was just joking, I don't want to die so early."

Fei En heard that the King of Hades wanted to make an appointment for him.

Suddenly the fat on his face trembled.

He doesn't want to die yet.

And what if your parents die?
To be honest, since Feilong's accident, watching my good brother's parents grow ten years old overnight and their eyes are blood red, I really feel deeply.

In life, not only oneself but also parents and relatives.

As for money, you can make money if you don’t have it.

But once the fate is gone, only the endless sorrow of the loved ones will be left.

"Then Mr. Wang, are you going to choose a mysterious past? If you are not satisfied with this, we have other projects, such as asking the musicians to play the suona. There are two sets, four sets and eight sets."

After Zhang Lingtian finished speaking, the little assistant took out Suona's money again.

Normally, ordinary people play two suonas for funerals.

When a well-known person dies, the suona will be played for funerals.

When a respected person dies, the funeral will be played on eight sets, and the higher standard will be accompanied by a song called "Hundred Birds Chaofeng".

But that was the old rule.

Now anyone with money can do it.

"We don't need this... the mysterious past, and we don't like it. After all, who will show it to us when we die? But Suona is definitely needed, just two sets."

Feilong's father held out two fingers.

Just be a normal person.

I can't afford four or eight sets.

After all, the price is too expensive.

On that table, there are specifications from one thousand to one million.

"Okay, this is the funeral service agreement of Ping An Bai Shi Shop."

The agreement is signed.

The day is fixed.

Zhang Lingtian began to contact the musicians.

And start customizing the funeral process.

When and what time to do things, these are very rigorous, there can be no mistakes.

Feilong's order is actually pretty good.

Just a little fatter.

The body was not damaged.

If it was Brother Jiyang, he would have to contact the body restorer.

It is estimated that it will not be finished in ten days and half a month.

After all, the restoration of remains is a big project.

Especially the one that falls from a height.

It's like dropping an egg on the ground.

pop-

Those things are radioactive splashes.

It is really troublesome to find one by one.

"The signing is over, then I will trouble you, Boss Zhang, with the next thing."

Feilong's family entrusted this matter to Zhang Lingtian because they were going to report the funeral.

Although it was on the news.

But some processes in my hometown still have to go.

"Thank you for the hospitality, then I will go to work on what I should be busy with."

If the other party went to report the funeral, he had to go to work on the funeral first.

The so-called small mortuary is to cleanse the corpse and put on a shroud, etc.
The reason why it was not easy to do cross-provincial work before is that these things have specialized staff to do them.

If you cross-province, if you can't get in touch with the manpower, you will easily miss a big deal.

"Brother Tian, ​​I have a 60-year-old mother with an unseen wife and an unborn child. I don't want to die so early! I beg you to be sure that the adults have a lot of noble hands. I really know what happened in the live broadcast room last night. You shouldn't be messing around!"

Fei En sent Zhang Lingtian and the others to the entrance of the village.

Halfway, I saw this guy with a begging look on his face.

After what really happened to him last night, he is now completely convinced that this is the Living Hades!

Because both he and Feilong often go for medical examinations.

Except for the three highs, there is basically nothing wrong with it!
As a result, the other party died suddenly.

You said that it was not because of yesterday's offense that he killed him, but he didn't believe it.

"puff--"

Seeing Fei En's appearance of paying homage to Hades, Jiang Xiaohan was holding back a laugh.

In fact, it was an accident.

But it's really hard for people to believe it.

Not even she didn't believe it before.

Finally, after the boss's patient explanation, she finally figured it out.

"Uh...do you believe me when I said that Feilong's incident was an accident?"

Zhang Lingtian's head was full of black lines.

"Yeah, accident? Right, right! This is an accident! I'll be fine that day!!"

Fei En froze for a moment when he heard the word "accident".

In the next second, he immediately came back to his senses.

Yes.

You are the god of death, do you want to hide your identity?

accident!

This must be an accident!

"It's not a big problem, but be careful not to overeat, live a regular life, and don't film these dangerous live broadcasts. It's better to continue eating than to film a live broadcast of weight loss."

In fact, Zhang Lingtian didn't know if Fei En was okay with this question.

Because he found that his system seemed to only see the probability of danger in Douyin.

And it's not accurate.

For example, Fat Brother has two IDs.

At that time, it was said that there was a 20% probability of danger.

The probability of danger occurring in the long run is 90%.

As a result, Fat Dragon died that night.

It would be great if there is a detailed data, the respective death rates of Feilong and Feien.

The same is true of the original Meizhao sisters.

Just said 80%.

There is no specific number.

And these are only available online.

Can't see it in reality.

but no matter.

Give the other person some hope and persuade them not to overeat, and it is always right to control their weight.

"Brothers! I'm with Brother Tian today!"

It takes about 15 minutes to walk from the place of eating to the entrance of the village.

It's been about 5 minutes now.

When Fei En heard that she was fine, she immediately felt better.

Started the live broadcast directly.

"Brother Tian? Fuck the King of Hades!!"

"Hiss——, is Fei En crazy, and make an appointment with Lord Yan in advance?"

"You and Fat Dragon are really good brothers, teary eyes!!"

The live broadcast is on.

Because of the popularity of Feilong's death, this account is extremely popular.

A lot of people crowded in at once.

"Everyone, don't get excited. Brother Tian is here to preside over Feilong's funeral. I am very touched by what Brother Tian said today. I mainly want to announce one thing when I start the live broadcast. Since there are two missing one of Brother Fat, So from today onwards, I will no longer use this account, and will give it to Feilong's family for free, and all the proceeds will belong to them."

Fei En announced to the water friends in front of the camera.

Feilong is the only son in the family.

Parents are getting older too.

They need a certain source of income.

And the reason why he didn't want it was simple, he was still alive.

Just confirmed with the Living Hades.

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Zhang Lingtian glanced at Fei En in disbelief.

It was a bit unexpected indeed.

He actually voluntarily gave up ownership of the account.

An account with 80 fans is worth a lot.

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"??"

"???"

"You want to give up your account?"

"Old En, are you going to quit the circle? Don't!"

The water friends were also collectively shocked.

Many people have stayed.

"No, Brother Tian just pointed out a way to survive for me, and that is to conduct a live broadcast of weight loss. After Feilong's funeral is over, I will create a new account and start over."

"Brother Tian, ​​can you say a few words in the live broadcast room?"

After all, Fei En looked at Zhang Lingtian.

"Your body should have lost weight long ago. Work hard and strive to lose weight as soon as possible."

Zhang Lingtian didn't intend to speak.

But this fat act really touched him.

Then say something.

"Thank you, Brother Tian. At the same time, I also warn everyone to take good care of your body. Don't wait for death to come to regret it. Often there is no medicine for regret at that time."

Fei En advised everyone in the live broadcast room.

On the other side, Zhang Lingtian and Jiang Xiaohan walked to the entrance of the village.

"I'm coming!!"

Seeing Zhang Lingtian appear.

The door of a van was quickly opened.

"boss???"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at the few people who were carrying the camera and holding the microphone, and there were question marks all over their heads.

"Ok??"

Fei En, who was broadcasting live, also noticed these people.

"Hello, are you Mr. Zhang from Ping'an Baishipu? We are the staff of Chunbei Focus Satellite TV. My name is Xiaomei. I came here today mainly to interview you about becoming a recent hot topic."

It turned out to be a reporter.

"Hello, we are busy and will not accept interviews for the time being."

Still busy with the dead.

They don't have time for interviews.

"Mr. Zhang, we just want to take a moment of your time. We want to know what you think about the fact that you are now being called the Living Hades on the Internet?"

"Are you really magical?"

Xiaomei put the microphone in front of Zhang Lingtian.

"Do you think there is magic in this world?"

Seeing this reporter stalking Zhang Lingtian asked back.

"I didn't believe it at first, but since I met you, I have been shaken. After all, the people you follow have accidents one after another."

Xiaomei replied.

This is the truth of her heart.

"As a media person, you must believe in science and oppose superstition. There is no such thing as a king of hell or magic in this world. They are all accidents. Those people who paid attention to them before have more or less problems with themselves."

Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.

"Then what do you say, principal?"

The female reporter Xiaomei asked back.

"Principal? Isn't he fine?"

Hearing this, Zhang Lingtian was a little dazed.

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