I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 25 Look for the King of Hades to guide the way, and refuse the half price of the second monument!

"???"

Jiang Xiaohan was also full of question marks.

She also took out her mobile phone and searched for the principal's keywords, but found that nothing was displayed.

"hiss--"

And Fei En, who was chatting with Lao Tie at the back, gasped.

Could it be that Brother Onion is gone?

If this news is true, it would be too heaven-defying!

The Internet is afraid that it will cause a great earthquake!

Fortunately, the Living Hades just forgave him and showed him the way to survive.

Otherwise, it will be half the price of the second monument!

"Is the principal okay? Could it be that Mr. Zhang, you have inside information?"

The eyes of the reporters of Chunbei Focus Satellite TV lit up when they heard this. After all, none of the media circles had any specific news about the tearing of onions.

"Miss reporter, are you making fun of me?"

Zhang Lingtian just felt a little baffled.

What he has inside information.

Obviously the other party made a rhetorical question, but now he came to ask him instead.

"It's Mr. Zhang like this. Let me show you a picture."

Reporter Xiaomei knew that she might have misunderstood what Zhang Lingtian meant, so she quickly took out her phone and opened a picture.

That's a crossroads.

A champagne-colored Ferrari sports car was smashed from the perspective of the photo, and parts were scattered on the ground.

"This is??"

Zhang Lingtian's doubts doubled.

"This is Ferrari's latest specially customized Purosangue. At present, there are only three people in China. This license plate number belongs to the principal's license plate number according to people familiar with the matter."

Reporter Xiaomei explained to her.

She just misunderstood.

I thought this living king knew that the principal was fine.

People in the media are the first to know about this kind of news, because they still have many inside channels.

"The principal's car?"

Zhang Lingtian's heart sank after hearing what the reporter said.

Brother Onion is gone?

No way!
But with such a collision, it feels like the chance of surviving is very slim.

"Gollum—"

Jiang Xiaohan next to Zhang Lingtian swallowed.

"hiss--"

Fei En sucked in a breath of cold air.

This car is like this, people are probably going to be meatloaf, right?
If you don't make meatloaf, you will at least be seriously injured!

The angle of this picture is from the rear.

It can be seen that the mud tanker is pressing on the body, the whole car is crushed, and there are car parts all over the place.

As for the front and rear cabs.

Because some areas are blocked by mud tank trucks, I don't know the situation.

But this is definitely a major car accident.

There are 100% casualties!

Anyway, the girl sitting in the back seat must have ascended to heaven.

Why is it a girl?
Brother Onion, don’t you usually bring several with you when you go out?

"Brother Onion? No more??"

"Is it so scary? Even Brother Onion, who is capable of money, was not spared?"

"This reporter won't just take a photo and talk nonsense, right? Why can't I find any news about this matter on the Internet?"

"Upstairs, your IQ basically bid farewell to the Internet. Brother Cong's banknote ability is useless to live Hades, but it is useful to other media. It is not easy to block a news? And I went to check, the license plate number is confirmed It’s Brother Onion’s number.”

"A moment of silence for Brother Onion. /Candle/Candle"

"Isn't it unfollowing? If you unfollow, you will die? It's crazy! Then you can't directly cancel your account when you meet Hades?"

"Old En, I found that you are really smart, and let the Living Hades show you a way out!"

Fei En is broadcasting live.

So everything Xiaomei showed was also recorded.

Although the photo is blurry.

But the model of the car was said by Xiaomei herself, so it's easy to check if she wants to.

"Mr. Huo Yanwang is already the sixth one. Although our Chunbei Satellite TV is a local TV station, it also faces the whole country. Do you have anything to say to our audience friends here at the moment?"

Reporter Xiaomei held a microphone in front of Zhang Lingtian.

"We have to believe in science, this is an accident!"

Zhang Lingtian didn't expect that an accident would happen even to tearing the onion.

But he is obviously a low-risk group.

There is only a 5% chance of danger occurring.

Extremely low.

But he can't admit that he is that hell king!

This is completely a crime of wanting to add, okay!
"Trust science? Was it an accident?"

Reporter Xiaomei was stunned, never expecting Zhang Lingtian to answer like this.

"Of course, there is nothing mysterious in this world. What is fake is all fake."

After a few sentences.

Zhang Lingtian and the others ended the interview on the grounds that they had something to do.

Mainly, what do you call him in this kind of interview?
Admit that you are the king of Hades?

The god of death walking in the world?

Has this kind of magic spell hidden in his body?

This is not nonsense!
"God, god!"

As the car was about to leave, Fei En moved to Zhang Lingtian's car window.

"what happened?"

Seeing Fei En approaching, Zhang Lingtian was puzzled.

"Brother Tian, ​​Feilong is my good partner and good brother. Just now, my uncle and aunt's financial strength is limited and they can't afford much money, so you can help me upgrade to four Suona mysterious funerals, and ten more will wear suits and wear black umbrellas." It’s a bit more aggressive.”

He has also earned a little money doing live broadcasting for so long, and taking out a little money is equivalent to saying goodbye to his brother.

Hope he goes well.

Also let the folks in the village know that Dalong has made some progress outside.

"Row."

Since someone paid the bill, he didn't say much.

"Thank you Brother Tian! I wish Brother Tian all the best in the world!!"

After the car started, Fei En bowed to Zhang Lingtian's little broken car.

Zhang Lingtian's head was full of black lines when he heard this.

What does it mean that everything goes well in the world? ?

Where else can I go besides the world?

"Suck--"

The vehicle is moving, copilot.

Jiang Xiaohan took a deep breath through his nose.

"No? Xiaohan, why are you crying??"

Suddenly Zhang Lingtian noticed that his little assistant on the co-pilot was not crying or fussing, but tears were falling down.

He was suddenly stunned to the extreme.

What's the situation? This is it.

"Boss, do you think I'm the kind of person who is very stupid and counts the money for others after being sold?"

Jiang Xiaohan wiped away her tears and took another breath.

"Why do you say that?"

Zhang Lingtian asked back.

It seems that it is right not to fall in love, because he feels that he can't keep up with the girl's brain circuit, for example, he doesn't know why the other party is crying.

"Maybe I was sold by the boss?"

Jiang Xiaohan said slowly.

She felt that she had been cheated miserably.

He actually believed the boss's nonsense.

Anyone who believes in science is an accident!
What accident can happen five times in a row?

It is true that those people either committed suicide or had physical problems, but the principal is a normal person, so why did he have an accident! "

"..."

Looking at Jiang Xiaohan's big barking eyes, Zhang Lingtian couldn't laugh or cry at the look of being let down by a scumbag, but he really didn't know how to explain it, after all, it was really an accident!
"How about I give you a try? A little white goose, right?"

But this little assistant can't do it all the time.

In order to dispel the other party's concerns, Zhang Lingtian planned to stop on the side of the road to pay attention to Jiang Xiaohan.

"Ah, no need, no need, boss! Don't kill people to silence you!!!"

Jiang Xiaohan's strong desire to survive made Jiang Xiaohan stop crying. He moved like a rabbit, and immediately took out his mobile phone from his bag.

"Eh!!!"

Before Zhang Lingtian called out, the little assistant immediately canceled the account again.

"Boss, Douyin will only affect the efficiency of my work. I live for Baishipu to go public as soon as possible!!"

Jiang Xiaohan was just like entering a pyramid scheme.

The main thing is to get the boss to pay attention, okay?

I can't even tear an onion, can she handle it?
"Ugh……"

Zhang Lingtian sighed, it was all caused by nervousness.

Just pay attention to him and you'll know!

Normal people are definitely fine.

But now is not the time to focus on this.

Let's talk about the funeral first.

In this way, they went to dispose of the fat dragon's body.

A day later, relatives and friends went to the funeral.

The four suonas shook the sky, and the man in black was holding a black umbrella, like the funeral of the elder brother of the black society.

Many people were stunned by this mysterious and shocking funeral.

Even the funeral made the local news.

And it was on this day that the onion tearing incident finally broke out uncontrollably.

[It is rumored that Principal Wang died after being followed. Is the Living Hades really as magical as in the legend?Do you have anything to say? 】

The first breaking point is the urgency.

"I'm in Yingjiang, just got off the plane, you asked me why I went abroad? I can only tell you that there is a legend in the Jianghu called the third brother Pingtou!"

"I don't know if it's miraculous or not, but after following five bloggers in four days, almost one person will die for every account I follow! Now even Brother Cong, who has money and can turn ghosts around, can't resist, what do you think!"

……

[The principal suffered a serious car accident? 】

[Pingan Baishipu reappears six kills? 】

[Informed sources: Brother Cong can't get through the phone]

【Zhang Lingtian!Really zero days! 】

All kinds of hot searches have sprung up.

And that living king, Zhang Lingtian, also quickly became the focus.

【Ding!Complete the first funeral!Please receive system rewards. 】

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, and Zhang Lingtian, who suddenly became popular, only feels noisy.

Just as I was preparing to make a cup of tea and thinking about how to answer, a reminder suddenly appeared in front of me.

It was actually a system reward after completing the funeral.

What will it be?
Don't tell me, he's really looking forward to it.

……

　In fact, today's plot needs to be updated with at least 700 words to be fully presented. However, today I wrote more than [-] words because of a bit of a problem, so the arrangement will be at least [-] words in the third update tomorrow!Ask for votes!Please follow up! !

　
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