I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 74 It's so scary, don't you cover up your fighting skills now!

"Since this is a misunderstanding, let's take it."

Zhang Lingtian originally thought that the order had been blown, and the system task could not be completed.

After all, the family members think that he killed Brother Chunjiang.

Now that it has been found out that it was a misunderstanding, and the instigator was the sorceress who was already cold, Zhang Lingtian didn't care about anything anymore.

After all, there are rewards for completing system tasks, and he wants to use his skills in the real world earlier.

Besides, there is no one who refuses customers in a funeral shop.

"Okay, okay, it's safe to leave this matter to you Ping An Shishishi!"

Jin Dacheng was relieved when he heard Zhang Lingtian agreed, and Wei Fengmei was relieved.

"Mr. Jin, do you want to choose some special funeral services for the funeral? Our side provides them all."

After Zhang Lingtian finished speaking, the assistant Xiaohan picked up the funeral service brochure from Baishipu from the other side.

"Of course, of course we need it! For example, restoration of remains."

Kim Dae-seong is very sure.

After all, his son was completely blackened now.

After the repair is completed, the other party can leave decently.

"Hello, Mr. Jin, of course there is restoration of the body. In addition, our funeral shop also provides the mysterious past of the deceased. You can take a look."

Jiang Xiaohan put two brochures in front of Jin Dacheng and his wife.

"Mysterious past??"

Jin Dacheng and his wife were a little dazed when they heard this. What the hell is this?
"This……"

When they saw the contents of the brochure, their eyes froze.

There is such a service?

"Mr. Jin, if you want Xiaoku to walk decently and choose a mysterious past, at the funeral, I will send someone wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella to see him off in front of the tombstone. The specific number of people is up to you." Certainly."

Zhang Lingtian took advantage of the situation to introduce.

It says on the price list.

One person seeing off, 999 yuan.

Ten people see off, 9999 yuan.

100 people see off, 99999 yuan.

……

Thousands of people see off, 900000 yuan.

"Note: Costumes and props are provided by the funeral shop. This is only the cost of the mysterious past, and other costs are paid separately."

"This mysterious past..."

Looking at this price list, Jin Dacheng and his wife were a little dumbfounded.

This mysterious past has ranged from 99 yuan to 90 yuan!
Are the funeral parlors so up-to-date?
But now his son's account has received messages from many fans, asking when the funeral will be held, and expressing that he will attend to see his son on his last journey.

He wanted to give the other party a mysterious past.

Let the funeral have some style.

"Of course, if you don't need these, we can also invite celebrity bands. For example, if Xiaoku had any favorite bands or celebrities before his death, we can also try to invite him to see him off."

Jiang Xiaohan was a little hesitant seeing the second elder, and continued to introduce other businesses.

Baishipu is responsible for the last journey of good people, as long as the money is in place, they can make any exaggerated demands.

"Mr. Zhang, Assistant Jiang, we want this mysterious past, so let's arrange a hundred people for us. The child does have some favorite bands. It would be the best if you can invite me to sing the funeral."

Funerals held in Chunjiang all have a link of singing and mourning.

If you can invite your son's favorite star band to sing the funeral, it can be regarded as allowing your child to leave in the favorite funeral music, and it will be complete.

"Okay, so which star band does Cool Brother like?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked.

And brought a small notebook to write it down.

"Let's think about it, my son's room has a poster of him, and that band seems to be called Four... Four Hands..."

Jin Dacheng tried hard to remember.

"Is it the rose with four hands?"

Jiang Xiaohan was a little curious, and said the name that came to mind.

"That's right, that's the four-handed rose!!"

Jin Dacheng nodded in affirmation as if his blocked memory had come to light.

My son's bedside is this poster called Four Hands Rose.

"Four-handed roses!"

Li Tiantian and Su Wei were surprised when they heard this.

"What's wrong? Couldn't you please?"

Jin Dacheng was a little puzzled when he saw the surprised expressions of the two employees.

After all, he didn't know much about it, but there was a poster of the band in his son's room, and he could tell he liked it very much.

"Mr. Jin, of course you can get it. These four-handed roses are very popular in our industry."

Zhang Lingtian smiled slightly, who did he think he was inviting, but it turned out to be four-handed roses.

Funeral singers are experts, they have contact information in the industry, as long as the price is reasonable, they will definitely come.

Probably Li Tiantian and the others were surprised that a fisherman would like four-handed roses.

Indeed, there are rumors in the industry that if there is no disease, who would like four-handed roses?

"Oh, that's fine, that's fine."

When Jin Dacheng heard that he could come, he nodded immediately.

What his son likes, he still wants to help the other party realize his dream as much as possible on the last journey.

They are natives of Chunjiang.

There are also two suites in the city.

The family still has some savings.

Especially his youngest son is quite promising, and he has earned a lot.

The money in his current account alone is enough to give him a luxurious funeral.

"Then Mr. Jin, let's sign the contract first."

After Zhang Lingtian's voice fell, assistant Jiang Xiaohan immediately brought over the contract in duplicate.

"After the contract is signed, we can rest assured, then leave the rest of the matter to Mr. Zhang and you Ping An Shishi Shop."

After signing the contract and paying the deposit, the old couple left Ping An Bai Shi Shop.

There was an expression of a major event on his face.

"call--"

After leaving the Ping'an funeral shop, Wei Fengmei felt relieved.

For more than half an hour, she was really on pins and needles.

It's unbelievable that the third wife is really gone! !

It's terrifying to death!
This is the first time she has seen someone spurt blood on the spot after living so long!

"It's also a good thing that Yan Wangye didn't blame us, otherwise our family would be over!"

Finally, the page was turned, and the funeral was handed over to Lord Yan. I believe that my children should not have to queue up at the gate of hell.

Speaking of it, Lord Yan still has a lot.

Don't compare yourself to them.

"How did I know that the third wife was fooling me!"

Fortunately, the other party died, otherwise she would have to scold him.

Almost took her to be buried with her!

"That's all, it's a pity that this child in our family failed to seize the opportunity given by Lord Yan and went to the underworld to report early. Lord Yan will open the way for him. I hope he will be well in the next life."

Now that the matter has passed, Jin Dacheng didn't want to worry about it anymore, so he could only sigh and said.

He never blamed Lord Yan, on the contrary, he regretted that his child did not seize the opportunity given by King Yan.

He had carefully read the message about Yan Wangye to his son. Obviously, this Yan Wang knew what to remind their children not to go fishing within three days or there would be accidents.

But his own son thought that Hades was just kidding him.

He even sent a message to Lord Yan at night to ask him if he wanted to go to a new fishing spot.

After the other party knew about it, they immediately sent back a message telling the other party not to go, and even added WeChat to try to save it.

However, he didn't know that his son had left his cell phone at home.

What is even more benevolent is that the other party added WeChat and found that there was no response and even called. It is a pity that his son's mobile phone was still at home at that time, and missed opportunities again and again.

Speaking of which, I don't know what to think about this woman, but I listened to other people's slander and misunderstood Hades!
Say the simplest words.

Even if you, a sorcerer, can really invite your soul, the king of hell is here, how capable are you that you can surpass the king of hell and invite your soul?
Not to mention some words that slander Hades.

"Oh my queer."

Speaking of her son Wei Fengmei, she couldn't help wiping away tears. Her little son has been very good since he was a child.

I don't know why I became obsessed with fishing, and eventually died young.

It caused the ending of their white-haired people sending black-haired people.

Ping An funeral shop.

"Tiantian, you and Su Wei went to see how the remains are, and then repaired them as soon as possible. Xiaohan, you are responsible for the arrangements for the funeral personnel and the quotations for the items. When the time comes, send them to Jin Dacheng and the others. .”

Funeral is the top priority, so Zhang Lingtian must assign tasks well.

Among them, the restoration of remains is the most troublesome.

Time must be lost.

Especially when the funeral time is still set.

"Understood! Leave this to me!"

Li Tian dessert nodded.

There is a commission for the restoration of the body, and she is full of energy now.

Soon the two rushed to the funeral home, and now Jin Xiaoku's body had been sent there.

As for Jiang Xiaohan, she sent a part-time job message of 100 yuan a day including food and accommodation to several university part-time job groups, and then called Four Hands Rose.

"Okay, okay, Assistant Jiang is fine. We can't call souls, but we can sing funerals! Say hello to Boss Zhang for us."

The lead singer of Four Hands Rose answered the phone with full mouth.

After all, the face of the living Hades has to be given, otherwise they will have to sing in the underworld if they pay attention.

"Well, well, well, then I will work hard for you."

Jiang Xiaohan didn't expect everything to go so smoothly.

The other party didn't even discuss the price, and just said that they can give as much as they want.

This made her block the bargaining scene that she had rehearsed countless times in her mind before.

However, it is estimated that there are not many people who can afford this caller, after all, that is now a popular niche singer.

Jiang Xiaohan hung up the phone, then walked to the office.

In the office, Zhang Lingtian sat in front of the computer.

Looking at some scripts.

I signed the contract yesterday, and today I will start a live broadcast.

Then recommend the products that have been brought in recently.

"Boss, it's alright."

Jiang Xiaohan came in to report.

"Okay, then you go to the live broadcast room to prepare."

After the expansion of the company, there will be a dedicated live broadcast room.

Zhang Lingtian started the live broadcast in this special live broadcast room.

"it is good."

The assistant's movements are also very neat.

Immediately go to the live broadcast room and prepare to go.

【Appointment for live broadcast of Ping An Bai Shi Shop...】

The account of Ping An Shishipu.

More than 300 million followers suddenly received a message.

That is, this living Hades is about to start a live broadcast.

"Brothers, the King of Hades is live!"

"Just after finishing hooking the soul, he started a live broadcast to bring goods. This living Hades is really busy."

"That video really took my breath away. Is this fighting between the sun and the sun so undisguised now?"

"Sorceress VS King of Hades, witch is completely defeated, now I'm going to work in the underworld."

All major group chats.

One by one, the news of the live Yama's broadcast started.

At the same time chatting about today's popular events.

[5. The sorceress meets Hades on the spot]

The fifth most searched scarf.

The video of the sorceress squirting blood through the intestines became a big hit on the Internet.

"She probably never imagined in her dreams that she wanted to cheat 5000 yuan. Who would have thought that the opposite party is the real King of Hades!"

"It's not very good. My family sells funeral supplies. I don't have to worry about middlemen making a difference anymore. I don't worry about using my own things."

"This kind of deceitful thing should die long ago. What labor and management hate most is the sand pen that breaks up other people's marriage! cnmd!!"

This hot search is below.

Many water friends commented one after another.

Almost all jokes.

There was even an irritable old man who directly scolded him.

After all, everyone doesn't like this kind of deceitful witch!
The most important thing is that the other party has a dark history of breaking up other people's marriages.

This is all the more irritating.

There is a saying that is not very good, it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage.

Soon it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Hello, my friends."

The live broadcast of Ping An Shishi Shop started.

Zhang Lingtian greeted everyone.

"sja6: Hello, Lord Yama!"

"sah1: Lord Yama finally stopped pretending this time!"

"QAQ Son of the Wind: Today's fight was really exciting, thank you Lord Hades for punishing rape and eliminating evil! /狗头"

"Two-dimensional owes me a girlfriend: This sorceress is really good, she didn't count on her own death? /Dog head"

"I'm like the wind: it's on the air again, so this time it's a delivery?"

Zhang Lingtian started broadcasting.

Many water friends immediately watched.

A bullet screen was sent out.

"Yes, today's broadcast is mainly to introduce some products that we have recently selected in Baishipu, and then you can take pictures if you think it is necessary."

Zhang Lingtian said very sincerely in front of the camera.

Don't worry about quality at all.

But whatever they selected in Baishipu, they were selected products.

"Sah: Is it good luck to pay tribute to the King of Hades?"

"OS: Lord Yan, may I buy more, can you ask me how many life yuan I have left?!"

"Two-dimensional owes me a girlfriend: I want to ask, can I not be affected by the curse of Hades when I buy clothes?"

"I'm like a blast: such an awesome anchor, the funeral shop waits for the business to come to your door, and you discover the business yourself! Place an order! Place an order! Order like crazy, please bless me!"

"I want to marry a wife: Brother, I will buy it too. Can you tell me how much life I have left in 007 blessings every day?"

The barrage is lively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room talk to each other.

But don't know how.

This style of painting suddenly began to be a bit biased.

"Eh... For Yangshou, first of all, I declare that I don't have this ability."

Zhang Lingtian can perform poorly on other occasions.

He even said that he was the King of Hades.

Because I am too lazy to explain.

But if you still use the gimmick that you are the king of hell to attract people to buy things when you bring the goods, this is deceiving everyone's hard-earned money.

"OS: Boss, you are the king of Hades, can't you watch Yangshou? I think adding a window to watch Yangshou will definitely be full of people placing orders!"

"Single dog: Indeed, this is much easier to make money than bringing goods."

"The Civil Affairs Bureau owes me a wife: Maybe it's a secret that cannot be leaked, but maybe it's not."

"I'm like the wind: Do you think it's possible that the legendary King of Hades doesn't have this ability?"

"Craftman: Brother upstairs, you forgot to add the dog's head!!"

Zhang Lingtian fell silent.

The barrage in the live broadcast room skyrocketed again.

【Ding!The scan of Chosen One is in progress, and the number of followers on the account is 3210102. 】

However, at this time.

A voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.

It turned out to be the scan of the Chosen One.

Speaking of which, the Chosen One can scan once a day.

I don't know what to scan this time.

Is it another precise customer?
Then this system is too powerful.

One dies almost every day.

He is even a little suspicious now, whether this system is the reincarnation of Hades.

[Son of the Chosen has automatically followed after scanning, do you want to check the data. 】

Suddenly, a skinny young man's head appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.

Am I like the wind? ?
Zhang Lingtian saw a puzzled look in the ID's eyes.

Because this account is so familiar.

Isn't this the water friend who just posted a barrage in his live broadcast without adding a dog's head?

[Scan object: ID me like a blast. 】

[Danger signal: 88% chance of death in the past three days]

[Danger positioning: death due to car. 】

[Customer attributes: high-risk customers. 】

[System prompt: The host has paid attention. 】

After reviewing the profile.

Zhang Lingtian saw the dangerous positioning of the opponent.

"os: damn it!!"

"The Civil Affairs Bureau owes me a wife: Good guy, brother, you have been paid attention to by the King of Hades, and told you to add a dog head, look at you! @我如爆风"

"Craftman: The tragic characters written in capital letters have attracted the attention of Lord Yan, brother, hurry up and leave your last words."

Many people stared at Zhang Lingtian's account.

And the other party's homepage only pays attention to those few.

Now there is a sudden addition of a person, and the water friends quickly discovered it.

However, when they saw that it was the brother who spoke before without adding a dog's head, they ate each other one after another!

"I'm like the wind: what is it???"

However, this me, like the wind, was stunned.

Then open your homepage.

It turned out that a new fan was added.

This fan turned out to be the King of Hades!
But he has never believed in gods and ghosts, and he came here just to join in the fun.

I even feel that this living Hades is a bit incompetent.

I said a little bit of yin and yang, but the other party paid attention to him.

He's not one of those idiot anchors.

Where will you be deceived.

If the other party finds someone to kill him, that's okay.

He went back and filled the room with cameras.

He even has cameras in his own car.

At that time, post it on the Internet to completely expose the other party.

"Is this brother I named Ru Haifeng still there?"

Zhang Lingtian asked.

I feel that this system is really possessed by Hades.

Going to harvest one every day.

But this is better, only 88% of the probability of danger.

Survival value is still very high.

"I'm like the wind: I'm here, Lord Yama, do you have any instructions?"

The netizen who called me Ru Haifeng replied directly.

"Can you privately tell me what you do for a job? Is it a driver?"

The first thing Zhang Lingtian thought of was the truck driver.

Because it is really tiring to open a large shipment.

Accidents may happen at any time if you are not careful.

So this is more in line with death by car.

Of course there are many more.

In addition, car accidents are also considered as deaths due to cars. To be honest, this range is too wide.

"???"

Jiang Xiaohan at the side was a little confused.

It is not a good introduction to the manufacturer's goods.

Why did the boss talk about this netizen who called me like a blast.

But she didn't dare to bother.

After all, the boss must have his reasons for doing so.

"I'm like the wind: don't need to chat privately, I can tell you that in ancient times, I was the emperor in this dress!"

This netizen who I am like a blast replied quickly.

"emperor??"

Zhang Lingtian was puzzled when he heard this.

"Wearing a yellow robe? A delivery guy from a certain group?"

"Pfft——, I was thinking about what profession was the emperor in ancient times, and your words directly broke my defense!"

"The one who can wear the yellow robe in ancient times must be the emperor? Suddenly, I found that my profession of wind and rain has become taller again!"

"Yan Wang: Yes, yes, it seems that my attention is correct. A place as lifeless as the underworld needs a humorous talent like you."

There are many talents in Shuiyou.

The answer was soon revealed.

"Are you a delivery guy? Then you have to pay attention to safety on the road, especially don't drive fast and don't run through red lights. If possible, I suggest you try not to deliver food for the next three days. It's best to stay at home."

Zhang Lingtian said earnestly at this moment.

The delivery boy needs to be in a hurry to deliver food, and even some uncivilized behaviors such as running a red light are prone to car accidents.

And this fits with the system prompt I got because of the car.

"Sure enough, Lord Yan is here again!!"

"Brother, those who didn't listen to Yan Wangye's advice before have some grass growing on their graves, be conscious!!"

"Indeed, brother in the same industry, you listen to everyone's advice, you don't have to listen to others, but you must listen to the words of Hades!!"

"By the way, Lord Yan killed the sorceress and started fortune-telling by himself?"

As soon as Zhang Lingtian said this, the water friends persuaded him one after another.

Some people were also curious, Hades started fortune-telling?

　Today’s chapter has a little transition, and it is about to enter the feature film. This book will definitely not repeat the same routine, but it can’t change very abruptly. I hope everyone will accompany the author to walk slowly, and I will not accept your expectations.Then ask for a monthly pass, comrades! !Big update on the weekend!

　
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