I'm sorry, I want to be a new person

Chapter 2 has been dug out!
Ye Da is not from this world.

He came through time!
But the problem is that he is not of this era either!

If I have to say it, he is now in the 3rd world, or the 2.5th world
When I opened my eyes again, I was born in a place where the history has nothing to do with the earth, but the culture and customs are almost the same. At that time, it was still some kind of "Dabin Dynasty".

This Dabin Dynasty, which did not exist in the history of the earth, is like having some serious illness, making people's lives difficult.

How serious is it?It was so serious that Ye Da thought he had traveled to the world of "Liao Zhai" in the first few years.

Not only are there constant famines and rebellions, but it is also often heard that there are monsters and monsters who cannibalize people, and evil gods who prostitute themselves as disasters.

Fortunately, Ye Da was born in a family of poets and books, a well-known local family with thousands of hectares of fertile land and countless servants.

He had heard most of those horror stories about ghosts and ghosts, but judging from the reactions of his family members, I am afraid that there was something real, not feudal superstition.

I thought that I traveled to such a world to subdue demons and slay demons, and cultivate to become a fairy, but it turned out that several years passed without any adventures, and there was no legendary golden finger in my account.

He just grew into an ordinary, even a little thin boy.

So Ye Da gave up his thoughts of subjugating demons and slaying demons, and chose another path.

Copy him!

The Ye family's poetry and calligraphy are heirlooms, and literary talent is the most important thing. Ye Da's copying can be said to have copied the Ye family's horse, right?

Although his academic performance was mediocre in his first life, he was still a liberal arts student with adult thinking and modern vision.

At the age of 6, he was familiar with dozens of classics handed down from generation to generation.

At the age of 9, his name was passed down to Liangzhou, Yunzhou, and parts of Xiqi.

At the age of 14, he was already a well-known child prodigy in the Dabin Dynasty!Whether it is poetry or editorial, it will attract the attention of the world as soon as it is in the world, and even the outrageous title of "the master is the teacher" appeared, and it evolved into idioms and allusions in the future.

At the age of 15, Ye Da was recognized by Dabin literati as Wenqu Xingxia, Wang Zuozhi, Zhongxing Brachialis, and the emperor of the dynasty conscripted three times, but was rejected by Ye Da on the grounds that he had not yet reached the crown.

Unfortunately, he died at the age of 16

Even if he has paid great attention to personal hygiene, it is useless for you to defend against the plague alone, because no one around you is against it.

He was definitely not the only one who died. Many people should have died in the Ye family, Xiangxi, and even Dabin as a whole.

At this age, it is not considered a premature death, but it is definitely an untimely death. After all, it is only 20 and the crown is reached, and 16 is Ga.

It's a pity that the two maids he trained since childhood were carefully selected, and there was no one in a million.

Ye Da treated the two as brothers and sisters, taught them to read and write, and hoped that if they could add more charm to their red sleeves in the future, it would be a good talk.

As a result, the cultivation system died within two years. I don't know if the two of them survived the plague.

He died very painfully at that time, and the feeling of his vitality being pulled away bit by bit is something he will never forget.

And then he didn't know, after all, he was dead, and when he died, he was gone.

Until hundreds of years later, he was dug out.

Ye Da opened his eyes in a daze, and then found that his coffin board had been split.

At that time, he had just regained consciousness and was at a loss for everything, when he saw an old man with a white beard swinging an iron axe, chopping down his own coffin boards one by one.

A crack was split in the thick coffin board, and the old man peeked inside with one eye, smiling strangely.

Then cut harder.

How frightening and frightening it was, it almost made him faint from a dead man.

The coffin that had accompanied him for hundreds of years failed to protect him in the end and was lifted out.

"Who are you?! Hugh destroys the peace of the dead! Be careful to be punished by God!!"

Ye Da didn't know why he said that, but there seemed to be a voice in his head telling him that he should be at the bottom of the pit, not here.

Tell him that the dead should sleep forever, otherwise something bad will happen.

The old man with a white beard seemed to have expected Ye Da's state. He was not surprised why the person in the coffin could speak, but calmly explained:
He is a descendant of the Ye family, and hundreds of years have passed since then.

Ye Da looked around blankly. He was in a barren mountain at this time, and he could vaguely see that this was a decaying ancestral hall. It seemed that it had not been properly repaired for at least decades. Compared with the wild cemetery, there was only a circle of walls around here. .

Obviously, it is different from the Ye family in his memory.

"This is the Ye family? My Ye family's heir to poems and books, known as the 'Xiangxi Poem Chief', has it declined like this?"

The old man sat on Ye Da's coffin board, and he didn't see anyone else. He smashed an old smoking pipe and said, "Almost, you are my 32-generation great-great-grandfather who died 700 years ago, and then the Ye family's family died 600 years ago. Falling in the middle of the road, it was changed 500 years ago, and it has been passed down to this day, but it has also won the reputation of "Xiangxi Corpse Chief".

Ye Da is a little stuck
What is Xiangxi Corpse Chief?
"As for you, you are now a zombie."

Ye Da had seen this word in some anecdotes before he died. It is not on the same level as the zombies in the previous life. It is said that they gather evil spirits and like to eat human flesh, especially blood relatives. It is terrifying and a typical evil way. , God cannot tolerate it.

Unexpectedly, in the 700 years of vicissitudes, the Ye family changed from "Xiangxi Poem Chief" to "Xiangxi Corpse Chief"!What kind of story happened in the middle!

Thinking of this, he looked at the old man
Suddenly I felt very hungry.
A feeling of hunger that goes deep into the bone marrow, as if starved for hundreds of years.

Especially on the old man, there seems to be a strange fragrance. It is a kind of all-encompassing sweetness that has never been smelled before. It also contains a connection between blood, just like the top ingredients, with a pinch of added. cumin.
But if he moved a little bit, his body would frantically warn him, as if someone was beating gongs and drums to remind him frantically in his ear.

"I will die! I will die! I will die! I will die!"

This kind of warning even suppressed his instinct, so that he could only stand there in embarrassment.

"So, as a descendant of the Ye family, you dug me out, and then split the boards of my coffin to make me restless! What is it for?"

"That's a long story, so I'll make it short, the Ye family is going to die."

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Ye Da subconsciously looked at the old man's lower body.

The white-haired old man crossed his legs, covered himself a little, and said, "It's not what you think. My name is Ye Jianguo. Counting from me, the last four generations of the Ye family have been single generations. I also had a son, but a few years ago .There was an accident and no one was alive. Old man, I am too old. The hospital said they couldn’t even do an in vitro fertilization. Of course, there was no one to give birth to me.”

It's hard to imagine that such a fierce man who chopped coffin boards and taught the dead to do things, actually has such an unpretentious name as "Ye Jianguo".

"Test tubes?! What do I mean, test tubes? What era are we in now?"

Ye Da almost exposed that he knew what test-tube babies were.

This time Ye Jianguo was dressed like an old farmer, and he didn't see any traces of modernity on his body. In this wilderness, he really couldn't see how far the world had developed for a while.

He hadn't heard the word "test tube" for a long time, and his mind was even a little stuck.

Ye Jianguo said:
"Don't interrupt, I will explain to you slowly in the future. Although my Ye family is not considered prominent, it has been passed down for nearly a thousand years and cannot be broken here, so I dug you out. From now on, you will be my ancestor. It's your father, we two have different opinions."

Ye Da: "."

Disgraceful!Disgraceful! ! !

The old man never leaves his pipe, taking one puff after another. I don't know if the inability to make a test tube has anything to do with this smoking method.

"When you died, the Ye family hadn't changed careers. They didn't know Feng Shui and didn't know how to do it. They buried you in the place where the yin and evil gathered in the ancestral grave. You sucked most of the yin from this big tomb. In addition, the Ye family Over the past 700 years, the flame of incense has sometimes prospered and sometimes declined, but it has never been cut off after all, and only then did you give birth to something like you."

"As early as 200 years ago, the Ye family discovered your existence after changing their careers. However, considering that they were their ancestors after all, they did not raise your coffin to exalt you, but chose to suppress you underground. However, today is different. Old man, I will take the initiative to break the seal and dig you out. In your current situation, you are flying stiff, try your own strength."

Ye Da waved his hand tentatively, and lifted his coffin, which weighed more than a hundred catties, flying more than ten meters away. Even a zombie brain knows the horror of this power.

"Wait a minute, I'm flying zombies? Doesn't that mean I can fly into the sky and escape from the earth? I can't enter the five elements, but I can fly thousands of miles away?"

Ye Jianguo glanced at him and said calmly: "Fei, you, means 'jump like flying', which means you can jump very high."

Ye Da: Ah this
Is it such a flying thing?

However, during Ye Da's movements, he felt that his joints were dull, his fingers were stiff, and he had a very unsmooth feeling.

He looked at his hand suspiciously, only to see that the skin on it was dark blue, clinging to the bones, which looked like a mummy, but the nails were nearly a foot long, dark and shiny, emitting a faint black light.

Ye Da was taken aback by the terrifying hands.

"If I give you a mirror now, you can scare yourself to death. Flying Zombies must have been conceived for at least 600 years. They were born by absorbing the moonlight and full of food. They got the name because of 'jumping like flying' , but no matter how strong you are, zombies can't give birth to children, I didn't ask you to come out to make you my son, but mainly to let you give me grandchildren!"

Ye Da opened his eyes wide: "Zombies can also be born?"

"Of course it's not possible now. Even if you spend a lot of effort to conceive a living person, the baby you will give birth to is a corpse baby. It's useless? It's too little meat to make soup. You need to follow my method and practice the 'life in the world' , when your three souls and seven souls are full of fireworks in the world, and you regain your destiny, you can change to the once-in-a-thousand-year 'Yang Corpse' path, and then you can give me a big fat boy and continue the blood for the Ye family."

"Even if I gave birth, it shouldn't be your grandson, right? Shouldn't it be your great-grandfather who went back 31 generations?"

The old man touched his ax again, Ye Da's body frantically warned again, and then shut up.

Ye Da was very happy to hear that he could live again, and even had the opportunity to recover his status as a living person and have a child.

Whether or not to have children is secondary. The main thing is that I like the process, but I like the identity of a living person.

The Ye family has never owed him anything, and even his sense of identification with the Ye family is higher than that of the reorganized family in the first life. After 700 years, only one person and one corpse remained, which made him feel sad.

If the body is restored to a living person, it should be postponed for the Ye family.
I just don’t know how my parents and eldest brother felt when they buried him. Did they survive the plague?
Asked about what happened after his death, Ye Jianguo said that he didn't know either, and that he knew about himself because "Ye Da" was very famous, and there were a lot of records in the genealogy.

Although the parents and elder brother are also the direct descendants, after so many years, there is only one name left, let alone other people.

According to Ye Jianguo, 700 years have passed, and the world today is very different from when Ye Da was alive. Science and technology have advanced rapidly, and humanities have developed and flourished. It is not an exaggeration to say that the world has been turned upside down.

More importantly, maybe the world has changed for humans, or humans have rewritten the world, and the form of existence of "extraordinary" has also changed.

Ye Da never imagined what a world full of ghosts and ghosts like "Liao Zhai" would look like when it developed into a modern society.

Ye Jianguo said that with the development of science and technology and the enlightenment of humanities, all gods, ghosts and ghosts are now collectively referred to as "spirits", and they are all explained with "spirits".

This has a complete set of scientific concepts, and can be logically self-consistent and even observable.

When humans occupied almost all corners of the planet, gods and ghosts dissipated, spirits and monsters disappeared, and most of the spirits in the world fell on humans.

Then concepts such as "spiritual enlightener" were born. This is a change in the rules of heaven and earth, and it can also be said to be a change in human nature.

The concept of enlightenment has penetrated into human production and life.

After all, although there is no one spiritual enlightener in a million, in other words, it can be said that all living beings are equal.

Ye Jianguo is one of the spiritual enlighteners, but spiritual enlightenment is only his most basic identity, and the Ye family's hundreds of years of "corpse chief method" is his core thing.

"Laws exist and rules change, and Kyushu is your heart. You don't need to know more about it now, because this is also part of your practice of "Live in the World". The changes in this world need you to understand by yourself."

"The Way of Living in the World" is the key to Ye Da's restoration of a living body.

However, if Ye Da wants to practice "The Way of Living in the World", he must fully integrate into the society and the world of mortals.

"Of course, you still have a long way to go if you want to enter the world and practice the living law. With your ghostly appearance, if you sleep in the village tonight, the chickens and ducks in the village will die tomorrow morning. I will suppress your corpse energy and Yin first." Qi, evil spirit, and help you reshape the corpse, get rid of the current ghostly appearance before you can say anything else, and you have to study!"

Ye Da asked curiously, "Study is also a condition for becoming a living person?"

"No, but only by studying can you find a good daughter-in-law and give birth to a good grandson! You have to go to a big city to cultivate your 'lifestyle', and there are many good wives there. How can you go to a big city without a diploma? How can you pay for it? What a good wife? I checked, and you were a child prodigy before you died, and reading should not be difficult for you."

Ye Da: "?"

On the second night, Ye Da, whose eyes were like fish bubbles, his face was ferocious and festered, and his nails were black and shiny,
I have become a zombie, why do I need to brush the questions?

Ye Jianguo smoked a big cigarette and said: "It will take a lot of time to reshape your body. You can't go to a serious school, it will scare people to death. Let's study at home. I asked Teacher Liu in the town, and he said that as long as this thick If you memorize one copy of each, well, if you memorize one of each subject, it will be more than enough to get into a 911 university in a big city. You are a child prodigy, so there should be no problem, right?"

Ye Da:.
No, it’s actually a big problem
　This book is original, please do not apply zombie combat power or levels from other works.

　　Don't argue about combat power across a crystal wall.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)