Soul Ferry: My master is Uncle Jiu

Chapter 6 No black stockings, bad review

Chapter 6 No black stockings, bad review
  The bright moon was in the sky, and the earth was covered with a layer of frost.

Even late at night, you can still see through the moonlight.

The exciting sounds in the banana forest have subsided. After midnight, it is the most gloomy time of the day.

There were no cement roads in the village roads during the Republic of China. After coming back and forth, it was almost half an hour before Uncle Jiu and others arrived.

"The yin energy is so strong!"

"Wencai, be optimistic about An Yan."

"Oh, Master."

An Yan held a wine jar and looked at the literary talent huddled behind him, with a few black lines on his forehead. Who was protecting whom?

Wen Cai smiled awkwardly, pretended to be a senior brother and patted An Yan on the shoulder: "An Yan, don't worry, senior brother will protect you."

"It would be more convincing if you weren't hiding behind me." An Yan complained.

"Ahem, this is to exercise your courage."

It can only be said that the literary talent is not stupid, but the cleverness is used in the wrong place.

As he spoke, he passed through the dark banana forest and two thatched houses appeared.

Li Dagou pointed to the thatched house on the left and whispered to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, that's the one."

Looking at the thatched hut, Uncle Jiu's eyes narrowed, feeling so gloomy.

"Follow me closely!"

Uncle Jiu straightened his chest, strode like a shooting star, and walked quickly towards the thatched house.

He frowned when he saw the red thread drawn from the thatched house.

The wooden door opens.

The bed was in a mess, and Li Ergou was not seen.

"Two dogs! Two dogs!"

Li Dagou panicked when he saw no one in the room.

"Ergou, where are you? Don't scare brother!"

He is only a relative. If Ergou dies, what will happen to such a large banana forest?
  "Uncle Jiu, what should we do now?"

"Follow me." Uncle Jiu quickly walked out of the thatched house.

An Yan, who was following behind, saw the banana forest and was confused. This seemed to be the plot of "Yimei Taoist", right?
  It's just that in "Yimei Taoist", the difference is that the literary talent is replaced by another actor, but the same thing is that both of them are equally stupid.

Following the red line, Uncle Jiu saw the dragon and phoenix candles inserted on the ground, "Your brother must have used other tricks to attract the female ghost hiding in the banana forest."

"Er Gou must have believed the storyteller's lies in the teahouse." Li Dagou thought of what happened during the day and said angrily, "I will smash the storyteller's stall at dawn."

"The storyteller can also make heretical remarks?" An Yan asked, which seemed to be different from the plot of Yimei Taoist.

Uncle Jiu also felt something strange, but things had to be prioritized, "The storyteller should let it go first, and deal with the ghost first."

"Don't get close to the banana forest, I'm afraid the female ghost is hiding in it."

Wencai, who was accidentally standing under a banana tree, was excited when he heard this. He turned around and saw the dark banana forest with dancing shadows behind him. The banana trees in the darkness looked like ghosts with their teeth and claws.

He was so frightened that he hurried away.

pat!

Suddenly a hand grabbed his hair and pulled it back hard.

"Ah! Let me go! Let me go!"

Wencai screamed in fright.

As soon as An Yan reacted, Uncle Jiu, who was farther away, had already rushed towards him, grabbed the arm and twisted it, and the thing hidden behind the banana forest was pushed to the ground.

Taking a closer look, he saw a man with a green face and white lips, foaming at the mouth.

When Li Dagou saw the man, he immediately shouted in panic: "He is my brother, how did it become like this?"

"Uncle Jiu, is my brother still saved?"

Uncle Jiu said nothing, stood up, and wiped his hand on the banana tree.

Li Ergou, who was on the ground, had taken off his pants and his lower body was completely blurred.

An Yan and Wen Cai trembled when they saw it, how painful it was.

This ghost looks like it would be better to be dead than alive.

"Take him away first. The first priority is to catch the female ghost, otherwise more people will get into trouble."

"The female ghost killed someone and saw the blood, and she became an evil ghost."

Li Dagou had no time to be sad and was frightened by Uncle Jiu's words. When he thought that there was an evil ghost hiding in his banana forest, he suddenly became anxious.

"Uncle Jiu, please destroy the evil ghost. Ergou is my only relative."

"It is our duty to subjugate demons and eliminate demons."

Uncle Jiu asked Li Dagou to hide in another thatched hut with the body, and he led his two apprentices to ambush in the thatched hut where the incident occurred.

However, after waiting for almost half an hour, the female ghost did not appear again.

An Yan asked in a low voice: "Master, what should we do now?"

The three of them looked through the window at the banana forest outside, feeling extremely quiet.

"This female ghost will not appear if I don't lure her out." "Now, only the pure yang energy of a virgin can lure out the full female ghost."

Uncle Jiu looked around and found that both An Yan and Wencai were looking at him.

As we all know, Uncle Jiu is an old virgin.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

"Besides me, who of you two will go?"

Uncle Jiu was so angry that his tooth hurt.

Finally, An Yan, the youngest and handsomest of the three, tied a red rope and lay on the bed.

Wencai hid under the bed.

Unexpectedly, the first time I put on a groom's outfit was with a female ghost.

If Xiaoya knew about it, he would probably be jealous.

Thinking of his arrogant online girlfriend, An Yan missed her very much.

Just as he was thinking wildly, a gust of wind blew in.

A touch of red clothes rippled in the air.

An Yan, who had been baptized by many teachers, was greatly disappointed after seeing the appearance of the female ghost.

"No, I've been waiting for a long time, and this is what you're doing?"

"?"

The female ghost's smile froze, and the handsome man on the bed actually looked disgusted.

"Your collar could be lowered a little, so that only a little bit of it is exposed. Bad review."

"The legs are good, no black stockings, bad review."

"The clothes are not transparent enough, bad review."

“The eyes don’t discharge, bad review.”

The female ghost couldn't be fooled by this, so she was unconvinced and immediately performed the illusion as An Yan said.

Not to mention the female ghost, Uncle Jiu and Wencai couldn't deal with it. Suddenly Wencai felt a little regretful. Good things like this should come to him by himself.

"Brother, is that so?"

The white and tender feet were covered with seductive black stockings, the clothes were thin and see-through, and the electric eyes were striking. The slender green-white fingers gently slid across the delicate red lips, and gradually slid down the body.

The object on his chest was hot, waking An Yan up all of a sudden.

"It's a pity, I'm not Qiusheng."

"Evil ghost, look at my Bagua Mirror!"

Let's see how I kill you evil spirit today.

An Yan was seen pulling the groom's clothes left and right with both hands, revealing the Bagua mirror hidden underneath.

"what!"

The golden light of the Bagua Mirror instantly broke through the evil ghost's illusion, revealing its disgusting appearance.

"Take a yellow talisman from me!"

Wencai, who was hiding under the bed, immediately got out, holding a yellow talisman in his hand, and shot it towards the evil ghost who revealed his true form in the air.

It seems that literary talent is not unreliable. It is very unreliable.

An Yan was confused by Wencai's sexy tricks.

The yellow talisman lost its energy halfway through its flight and fluttered down.

Wencai, have you not eaten?
  "Stinky Taoist priest, I'm going to eat you!"

The furious evil ghost killed him with the Bagua Mirror, which was not fully stimulated. Wen Cai was so frightened that he used the unique skill of pressing the bottom of the box and shouted: "Master, help!"

An Yan on the bed did not sit still and waited for death. He stood upright, grabbed the fallen yellow talisman, and pressed it towards the evil ghost.

Snapped!
  The yellow talisman was first placed on the evil ghost's forehead, and was instantly ignited by the yin energy, bursting out with intense golden light.

"what!"

The evil ghost screamed and was suddenly knocked away, and the ghost's body became illusory.

"Evil ghost, where are you running?"

An Yan recalled the method taught by Uncle Jiu, bit his finger and pointed it at the Bagua mirror, then moved it towards the evil ghost's face.

The Bagua Mirror, blessed by the boy's blood, finally activated its true power and shot out streaks of hot golden light to drive away evil spirits.

He saw An Yan holding the Bagua Mirror, with steaming Yang Qi and a fierce look.

The evil spirit was so frightened that he rushed out of the door and fled for his life.

"Monster! Where to run?"

Uncle Jiu, who had been waiting for a long time, jumped off the roof, hugged the enchanted wine jar, held the sword in his hand and pointed at the special seal of the wine jar, pointing towards the evil ghost's back.

The altar lid flew out and hit the evil ghost. A red light flashed from behind, and the evil ghost screamed and was sucked into the altar.

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