Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 107 People

The potbellied man from the town cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, Miss Huang Okra and Boss Huang have just made an introduction, so I will announce the town's decision."

"Everyone applaud." Huang Qiukui took the lead in clapping her hands.

"Okay!" "Okay, okay!" Cheers and applause came one after another. The one-armed Luo wanted to applaud, but unfortunately he only had one hand, so he shouted loudest. The cross-legged man clapped his hands like chicken claws even more joyfully, slapping his body vigorously with both hands and swinging towards Huang Okra.

"Ahem, cough, cough..." The pot-bellied man took out a piece of paper from a black briefcase tucked into his armpit, coughed a few times, and announced with a bulging chest and belly: "According to the town's discussion and decision, Zi appointed Okra Ms. Huang is the head of the village, effective from the time of announcement."

"Pah, pah, pah..." There was thunderous applause in the front yard of the old house. In order to make a sound in front of Huang Okra, the one-armed Luo slapped his own face with a big hand desperately to compete with the stiltsman. In order to outdo the one-armed man, the man with the legs crossed sat on the ground and raised his legs and slapped him hard.

"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet." The pot-bellied man waved to the neighbors. After the front yard of the old house calmed down, he continued to talk with his chest and belly protruding: "From the warm applause, I fully felt that the donkey is not here. The support of the village neighbors for Comrade Huang Qiukui shows that the town’s decision is very correct and has won the hearts of the people. We have reason to believe that Miss Huang Qiukui will definitely lead the villagers in Lvbui Village to get rid of poverty and get rich, and embark on a prosperous road. Now, please give Ms. Huang Qiukui’s inauguration speech. Speech, everyone is welcome.”

"slow!"

Just when the one-armed Luo wanted to slap himself in the face, and the stiletto man wanted to move his hands and feet together, Huang Qiukui took the speech from the secretary next to him with a smile and was about to deliver his inaugural speech. Zhu Badger opened the door of the old house owner's house with majesty. He walked out, followed by eight majestic thin dogs and eight majestic pig badgers.

"Badger Immortals, I'm warning you, the people in charge of the town are here, don't do anything random." The smile on Huang Okra's face disappeared and she glared at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger did not respond to Okra immediately. Instead, he jumped on his millstone and looked down at Okra for a while before asking Okra word by word: "Is the person in charge of the town here? Who is it? I just have a few questions. You have to ask him face to face.”

"This is the person in charge of the town. He just came down from the county to take up a new job." Huang Okra approached the pot-bellied man, and the pot-bellied man also approached Huang Okra, because the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers who followed the red badger had already surrounded him. She and him.

Zhu Badger did not speak immediately, but looked at the pot-bellied man up and down for a while, and took out a camera to take pictures of the pot-bellied man and Huang Okra for a while.

Huang Okra finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked Zhu Badger: "Where did you get the camera? It couldn't have been stolen, right?"

Zhu Badger still said nothing and continued to take pictures of Okra and the pot-bellied man with his camera.

"Are you the legendary Eight Badger Immortals?" the pot-bellied man asked Zhu Badger with narrowed eyes.

Zhu Badger straightened up and responded: "Oh, you know me? But I have to correct it, I am the real Badger and the Nine Immortals in the Legend of Eight Immortals."

"Hello Jiuxian, I am the new manager in the town. Do you have any questions to ask me? If it does not involve relevant secrets, I will definitely tell you everything I know. However, can you let these dogs Can the dog and the little wild boar go away first?" The pot-bellied man said with a smile on his face.

Zhu Badger responded with a serious face: "No, these are my dogs and badgers. They are not dogs like you, let alone little wild boars like her."

"Eight Badgers, please keep your mouth clean." Huang Okra scolded Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "Is my mouth dirty? It's possible, because I never brush my teeth, hehe."

"Miss Jiuxian, you'd better hurry up and ask. There are still many things in the town that I need to go back to deal with." The pot-bellied man spoke.

Zhu Badger smiled slightly and said: "Okay, time is precious, and I also have to teach the children. Then I will start asking, and you will leave immediately after answering."

"Okay, okay, you ask, you ask, I'll leave as soon as I answer." The pot-bellied man looked down at the thin dog and pig badger at his feet, and then looked up at the red badger standing on the millstone, feeling uneasy.

Zhu Badger asked the pot-bellied man: "Are you really the new manager in town?" "Of course, I can show you your work permit." The pot-bellied man took out his work permit from his briefcase and handed it to Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger took the work permit and looked at it and said, "Well, the people in the photo are just like the people in real life. I have to take a picture with a camera." "What did you take the picture for?" The pot-bellied man wanted to take the picture. Zhu Badger took his work permit back from his hand, but the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers at his feet stared at him eagerly.

After taking the photo, Zhu Badger took the initiative to return the work permit to the pot-bellied man and said: "I am asking you to answer, not you to ask and I answer. Let me ask you again, what did you call her just now?" "Miss Huang Okra." The body of the pot-bellied man and Okra Close together.

Zhu Badger asked again: "Is there anything else?" "No more." The pot-bellied man replied in a low voice.

Zhu Badger asked sternly: "Are they really gone?" At the same time, eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers opened their mouths. "Yes, yes, I also call her Ms. Huang Okra and Boss Huang Okra. This is a bit casual, a bit casual." Facing the eight grinning thin dogs and eight pig badgers, the pot-bellied man couldn't help but lean on Huang Okra.

Zhu Badger raised the camera and took a few more photos, then raised his voice and asked the pot-bellied man: "Are there any more?" "No more, no more, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I later called her Comrade, Comrade Huang Qiukui ." The pot-bellied man didn't dare not answer.

Zhu Badger nodded with satisfaction and asked, "Did you just declare the town's decision official?" "Of course it is." Huang Okra answered first.

Zhu Badger scolded Huang Qiukui: "Shut up, it's not your turn to speak now." Then he calmly asked the pot-bellied man: "Hey, the person in charge of the town, do you think it's official?" "Formal, formal, I've always said It's all formal, every word is formal," the pot-bellied man replied hurriedly.

"Hahaha, okay, okay, okay." Zhu Badger laughed and said hello three times in a row, and then asked the pot-bellied man: "On formal occasions, as the person in charge of the town, you call her comrade. Don't you think it's inappropriate?" Or did you violate any discipline? Of course, it's another matter if you have other purposes or intentions. "No, no, no, slip of the tongue, I definitely don't have any other purpose or intention."

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "It's fine if you don't have other purposes and other intentions. Then can you correct everyone on the spot?" "Of course, of course, everyone, I just said that from the warm applause, I fully felt that the donkey cannot reach the village. The neighbors' support for Comrade Huang Qiukui was a slip of the tongue, a serious slip of the tongue. Miss Huang Qiukui cannot be called a comrade in formal occasions, because Miss Huang Qiukui is not yet a member of the organization." The pot-bellied man ignored Huang Qiukui and kept pulling him. With his clothes on his back, he made clarifications to his neighbors.

Zhu Badger raised his camera and took a photo of Huang Okra pulling on the pot-bellied man's clothes. Then he asked the pot-bellied man: "Can Ma Yasha be called a gay?" "Yes, of course she can. She is a member of the organization, so of course she can be called a gay." The pot-bellied man nodded repeatedly.

Zhu Badger then asked: "Can someone who is not an organization member become the head of a village?" "This..." The pot-bellied man could not answer.

Zhu Badger asked sternly: "Can or not?" "No, no, but I can be the second boss and assist the boss in his work." The pot-bellied man was sweating on his forehead.

Zhu Badger loudly scolded the pot-bellied man: "Do you think you are the king of the bandits' den? What are the seats for the first and second masters?" "No, no, no, no, I blurted it out." Sweat dripped from the forehead of the pot-bellied man.

Zhu Badger asked the pot-bellied man in a gentle tone: "Can I see the appointment document you just read out?" "This..." The pot-bellied man clutched the black briefcase in his armpit.

The red badger whistled, and the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers howled at the same time. The Potbellied Man and Huang Okra were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground. Even the One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man also sat down on the ground, trembling all over. stop. "Why don't you take it out quickly?" Zhu Badger jumped off the millstone and walked up to the pot-bellied man and asked sternly. The pot-bellied man tremblingly took out the appointment document from his briefcase and handed it to Zhu Badger's hand. Then he wanted to get up from the ground and run away. However, Huang Okra also wanted to get up and run away. The two collided and fell to the ground again.

Zhu Badger took a look at the appointment letter and laughed: "Hahaha, you Huang Okra, you dare to fake even this? It seems that you are addicted to forgery? Now I have to tie you to the bureau. "No, no, no, no boundaries with me, no boundaries with me." The pot-bellied man thought Zhu Badger was going to help him go to the bureau and denied it.

Zhu Badger ignored the pot-bellied man and Huang Qiukui, because she saw that although Huang Qiukui was paralyzed on the ground, she still looked arrogant. Knowing that she still had a trump card, she raised the appointment letter and said to the surrounding villagers: "Everyone , please see, this is a forged appointment document, Huang Qiukui is a big liar through and through. "

"Yes, I am also a victim. I was deceived by him. Someone, get this liar in the car and send him to the police station." Huang Okra suddenly stood up and kicked the pot-bellied man.

Zhu Badger was stunned for a moment, but he immediately reacted and sneered: "Humph, are you trying to catch a thief and catch stolen goods? My dogs and badgers are not vegetarians. I will let them take you to the police station."

"Badger, I am not scared. I have sufficient evidence to prove that I am a victim and I have nothing to do with him. It was you who threatened me with vicious dogs and wild boars, causing me severe mental and physical trauma. I will entrust my lawyer with full authority to sue you and put you in jail." Huang Okra's throat crackled again. Not only was she no longer afraid of the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers, but she took the initiative to approach the eight thin dogs and eight badgers. Pig badger.

The eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers looked up at the red badger, waiting for the red badger's instructions. The red badger froze in place and was at a loss what to do.

"Hey, isn't this Boss Huang? Are you from the village?" Wang Jingjin walked up to Huang Okra with a smile. At the same time, Lu Huan walked up to Zhu Badger, pulled her aside, and bit her ears.

"Oh, Dr. Wang? When did you come to our village like this?" Huang Qiukui looked surprised and happy, stretched out her hands and shook hands with Wang Glasses warmly.

Wang Jingjin held Huang Qiukui's hands tightly, looking equally surprised and happy: "Boss Huang, if I knew you were from the village, I would definitely pay you a visit before I came here."

"What's more, when you come to my hometown, you don't say hello to me in advance. Is it because you're afraid that my family is too poor to entertain you or that you already look down on me, Huang Okra?" Huang Okra held Wang's glasses tightly and shook her hands.

Wang Jingyan held Huang Okra's hands tightly and shook them incessantly. While shaking, he said: "If you want to see Boss Huang in the provincial capital, you have to make an appointment in advance. How can I dare to disturb you, a beautiful boss, so easily?"

"As talkative as ever, let's go to my house. When we meet old friends in our hometown, we have to have a few drinks." Huang Okra walked towards the middle courtyard holding Wang Glasses in hand.

Looking at the backs of Huang Qiukui and Wang Jingyan, not only Zhu Badger was stunned, but also Lu Huan.

"Okay, go ahead and do what you have to do." Mayaksha stood up and cleaned up the messy cups and plates.

The onlookers have already flocked to Huang Qiukui's house, saying that Huang Qiukui will hold a banquet at home for three days, but it is not Fatty Zhu who is in charge, but the chef she brought back from the provincial capital, and all the ingredients used are brought from the provincial capital. return.

"Hey, what are you still doing here?" Zhu Badger saw Daylily sitting in tears in front of a pile of leftovers, so he went over to ask her.

Day Lily shed tears, raised her head and asked Zhu Badger pitifully: "Fairy, can I still drink the jade liquid and eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow?"

"This depends on your performance. If you perform well, you will get the food." Zhu Badger's face was as cold as ice, but he was secretly happy in his heart. He thought, as long as you day lily is still hanging on my stomach, I will not be afraid of your okra with three heads and six arms. What's more, I already have your handle, so I will slowly play with you until you hit the wall. Otherwise, you will definitely not give up and come back to life. Like a leech, you will never let go of me and never let go of the old house. Not in the main house. Zhu Badger's whole body felt comfortable again, and he regained his confidence.

Seeing that Zhu Badger had finished speaking, Daylily looked thoughtfully at the persimmon tree that squinted at her husband's house. He thought he was considering how to punish her or was preparing to go to her parents' house to seek revenge. She quickly said: "Fairy, I will definitely behave well. I will definitely behave well." Behave well, I won't do anything you say, as long as you let me drink nectar and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow every day."

"It's impossible to drink jade liquid and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow every day, unless you drive your sister out of the old house now." Zhu Badger went back to the house.

Day Lily squatted on the spot motionless, her tears flowing like a bursting river. Ma Yasha asked her, "Didn't your sister say she would hold a three-day banquet? Why don't you go back to eat?"

"What the hell? Can the ingredients brought back from the provincial capital be eaten? They are not as good as my pig food. And that chef, who only knows what to put in? My stomach will not be refreshed for three days after eating this, wuwuwu... ..." Daylily cried loudly.

Ma Yaksha sighed: "Hey, what's the point of crying? If your sister makes such a fuss, my family will never invite Fatty Zhu over to hold a big banquet again."

"No, it must be done. Only if your family holds a big banquet can Fatty Zhu cook delicious food. Also, I want to drink the fairy's jade liquid and eat the fairy's dragon liver and phoenix marrow every day." Daylily simply sat down. on the ground.

Ma Yaksha said: "The fairy's nectar, jade liquid and dragon liver and phoenix marrow were sent down to earth by her heavenly father and heavenly mother, who sent heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals. They only had a small bowl of it every day. She couldn't even eat it by herself, let alone her." Your sister is so angry that she needs to drink jade liquid and drink dragon liver and phoenix marrow to heal her. "

"Anyway, I will drink the jade liquid and eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow. If you don't give me something to drink or eat, I won't get up. I will sleep here at night." Daylily sat on the ground and acted shamelessly.

Ma Yaksha smiled and said: "Okay, then I thank you for looking after the door of my house."

"I've become a watchdog? That's not possible. I want to drink fine jade liquid and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Auntie, please help me say good things in front of the fairy and ask for a favor." Daylily sat on the ground and kept asking Ma Yaksha. kowtow.

Ma Yasha turned behind Day Lily and cursed: "Aren't you afraid of knocking me to death? When your father was buried, you didn't even knock your head. Let me tell you, if you want to drink jade juice and eat dragon liver and phoenix every day, Impossible, unless you drive your sister out of the old house now."

"Really or not?" Daylily asked without lifting her butt off the ground, turning her body 180 degrees and turning to Ma Yasha.

Ma Yaksha replied: "Didn't the fairy tell you this a long time ago? If you had listened to her and immediately chased your sister out of the old house, I'm afraid you would have drank the jade liquid and eaten the dragon's liver and phoenix marrow by now."

"Auntie, I don't dare to drive her out of the old house. My mother is here, and that is her home court, two to one." After finishing speaking, Daylily lowered her head.

Ma Yasha sighed: "Well, there is nothing we can do about it. I'm afraid you won't be able to drink the jade liquid or eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow in this life."

"Auntie, you must help me. Help me drink the jade liquid and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow." Daylily came over and hugged Ma Yasha's legs.

Ma Yaksha thought for a while and said: "Actually, it's easy for you to drive your sister out of the old house, just use your mother's skills."

"What's my mother's ability?" Daylily asked Ma Yasha, raising her head.

Ma Yaksha said: "Cry once, make trouble, and hang yourself."