Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 108 and

"Crying, making trouble, and hanging? Yes, how could I have forgotten this ancestral trump card?" Daylily got up from the ground and rushed to the middle courtyard desperately.

Ma Yasha shouted at Day Lily's back: "If you can't help it, dig out your father's urn and I'll make sure to drive her away. Also, your sister wants to use that Wang Jingyan, you can use him too."

"No problem, I'll come over in a minute to drink the nectar and eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow." Daylily responded, and the figure turned around the persimmon tree of her squinting husband's house and disappeared in the corner of the main house. After a while, crying came from the middle courtyard.

"No, I have to catch him and bring him back." Lu Huan rushed to the middle courtyard.

Ever since Wang Jingyan and Huang Qiukui left the front yard hand in hand, Lu Huan had been dumbfounded. Zhu Badger was talking to Day Lily, and Ma Yasha was talking to Day Lily. Lu Huan couldn't hear it, and in his mind was only the scene of Wang Jingyan and Huang Okra holding hands. When the day lily blew past her like a gust of wind towards the middle courtyard, she reacted, but the scene of Wang Jingyan and Huang Okra holding hands was still in her mind. When Ma Yaksha shouted at Huang Liangcai's back: "Your sister wants to take advantage of that King's Glasses, you can also use him." Lu Huan's heart suddenly felt like a knife was twisting, and the pain was severe, so he followed Huang Liangcai desperately. Toward the middle court.

After a while, the noise was added to the crying in the middle courtyard. The noise and the crying were almost equal, one after another, complementing each other, causing the birds on the east, west, south and north mountains to fly together. The sky above the weasel's house is hovering, and the weasel's house is as dark as night.

Zhu Badger came out of his house and saw Ma Yaksha calmly clearing the tables, chairs and benches. He couldn't help but teased: "You Ma Yaksha, you kill people with a borrowed knife, but you don't kill without blood?"

"Am I as good as you? How do you know that person is a fake? Is the appointment letter a fake?" Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger replied: "I don't know. If I had known earlier, I would have killed them without mercy."

"Then how did you find out later?" Mayaksha asked. Zhu Badger replied: "He feels guilty. If he is really in charge of the town, he can't feel guilty. He will only get angry."

"Well, that makes sense. What about the appointment letter?" Mayaksha asked. Zhu Badger replied: "Of course I want to see the appointment letter because he feels guilty, but he is holding his purse tight and does not dare to let me see it. Isn't there three hundred taels of silver in this place?"

"Okay, there is progress." Ma Yasha smiled knowingly. Zhu Badger smiled back: "Thank you for the encouragement, and strive for greater progress."

"What should I do if the big foodie comes over later and wants to drink nectar and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow?" Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger replied: "Isn't it you?"

"I'm not your mother in heaven." Mayaksha curled his lips. Zhu Badger went over and hugged Ma Yasha, kissed her face and said coquettishly: "You are my all-round mother, you can definitely do it."

"Sister, Mom, do you still want to be intimate?" Dan'er's little head popped up from behind the persimmon tree of her squinting husband's house.

"Mom? You call me mother?" Ma Yasha dropped the big bowl he was about to wash, rushed to Dan'er, leaned down and hugged Dan'er tightly, with tears streaming down his face.

Dan'er wiped away Ma Yaksha's tears and whispered to Ma Yaksha: "Mom, I have been calling you mom in my heart. But dad said that there is a difference between inside and outside, so you can't call me mom in front of you until the time comes."

"Then why do you call me mother now? My son." Mayaksha burst into tears. Dan'er said: "There are no outsiders now. Besides, I have become a fairy, so I don't need to worry about those evil people."

"My son, my good son!" Ma Yasha hugged Dan'er tighter, and her tears wet Dan'er's clothes.

Zhu Badger felt sad to see and hear this, his eyes were red. After he calmed down a bit, he went over and asked Dan'er: "You just asked us why we still have the heart to be intimate? Is your sister Huanhuan being bullied by them?"

"Well, it's just not my sister Huanhuan, but everyone's sister Huanhuan." Dan'er corrected.

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "If you don't want three hundred taels of silver here, your sister Huanhuan will be your sister Huanhuan."

"Sister, I..." Dan'er's little face turned red.

Zhu Badger pinched Dan'er's little face and said to him: "Don't worry, I will definitely make her your sister Huanhuan."

"Don't take advantage of Dan'er for fun. I even want to die with him like this." Mayaksha's face was full of sadness.

Zhu Badger helped Ma Yaksha stand up and said to her with a smile: "Don't worry, I am a fairy. I will ask my heavenly father and heavenly mother to get some elixirs from Taishang Laojun and give them to Dan'er. My son must be more beautiful than my earthly father."

"What are you doing, Yaksha? Be careful, the walls have ears." Ma Yaksha returned to his yard to wash the dishes.

Zhu Badger pulled the egg and walked to Mayaksha. He put his ears on his ears and said, "Where can we have ears without a wall? But the squinty-eyed mother-in-law has four eyes staring at us."

"Four eyes? Zhu Hu is back?" Mayaksha stopped washing the dishes. Zhu Badger asked Ma Yaksha: "Don't you know whether Zhu Hu will come back? Two of those four eyes are very slanted, and they have skewed you and me for decades. They are so bright that they blind the one-armed and Cross-legged heart.”

"You mean Lan Yuliu?" The bowl in Mayasha's hand fell into the sink. Zhu Badger picked up the bowl and handed it to Ma Yasha's hand, and whispered: "Why are you panicking? This is not your style."

"What about Zhu Fan?" Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger in a low voice while washing the dishes. Zhu Badger replied in a low voice: "We are together, but we can't get up for the time being."

"How do you know that she and he are together?" Mayaksha asked, and Zhu Badger replied, "You saw it in the latrine."

"Watched it in the latrine? What do you think?" Mayaksha's eyes widened, and Zhu Badger replied with a smile: "It's too dirty and not suitable for you, even though you are Mayaksha."

"Come on, tell me, what's going on?" Ma Yasha poked Zhu Badger's shoulder blade with his palm. Zhu Badger flashed to the other side of Ma Yasha, and just as he was about to answer her, Dan'er grabbed Zhu Badger's clothes and said, "Sister, stop talking nonsense, it's important to save Sister Huanhuan."

"Does Sister Huanhuan need to be saved? If so, then she is not worthy of being your Sister Huanhuan. Go and wait for her under the persimmon tree. When she comes back in triumph, you can clap her hands a few more times." Zhu Badger opened the egg. Later, he said to Erma Yaksha: "I went to the latrine and found the poop of Willow Tree Spirit and Zhu Fanzi, and I was sure that he and she were hiding in Zhu Hu's house."

"Are you dirty? Uh..." Ma Yasha looked disgusted.

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "This fairy is born out of filth and remains unsullied."

"Tell me, did you really base your judgment on that?" Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger in a low voice. Zhu Badger proudly replied; "Of course."

"I don't believe it. Is it possible that you can tell who pulled it?" Ma Yasha didn't believe it. Zhu Badger said: "You must learn to observe. Only by learning to observe can you find and solve problems. This is what your dear taught me."

"Go, go, go to the middle courtyard and see if Huanhuan will be okay?" Ma Yaksha couldn't hide the happy smile on his face.

Zhu Badger said: "If you don't care about things, you will be confused. When did you become sentimental? It seems that it is better for my biological father not to return."

"You are poor, be careful I complain in front of him." Ma Yaksha washed the dishes and wiped the table. Zhu Badger followed closely and begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, my dear mother, you are Liu Ruyu, not Ma Yasha."

"Go, go see Huanhuan, don't let her continue to make trouble, it will not be good for herself or Lu Bei." Ma Yaksha wiped the table while listening to the movement in the middle courtyard. Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha: "Don't you think it's bad for Wang Spectacles?"

"He doesn't matter, he's just a chess piece. Oh, no, he's an expert from a provincial capital. There's nothing wrong with him." "No need to explain, I already knew it, otherwise I wouldn't expose him face to face." "What's going on? You didn't expose him in person?" "What about the big box?" "Did you change the contents of the big box yourself?" "You knew he had sneaked into your room?" "The dogs and badgers are not vegetarians." "Well, they eat meat. If I hadn't arrived in time, he would have become their meal." "I knew it was you who helped him. But you did." It's very good. Since it's just a chess piece, let it go and use it before discarding it." "Well, you have a good attitude and you can teach it."

"Sister Huanhuan!"

Just as Ma Yasha and Zhu Badger, mother and daughter, were chatting and joking together, Lu Huan grabbed Wang Glass's ear and returned to the front yard, and Dan'er came forward happily.

"How is it? I said my Huanhuan will not let us down." Zhu Badger looked at the grinning Wang Jingyan and was happy.

Ma Yaksha went over to try to persuade him: "What's the matter? He said calmly when something happened, all a man and a woman need when they fall in love is the word 'harmony'. If they fight and fight all day long, they won't last long." "Hey, Ma Yaksha, are you trying to persuade me? Should Huanhuan break up with Dr. Wang?" Zhu Badger deliberately kept his words clear.

Ma Yasha understood the idea and responded with a smile: "How could I advise Huanhuan to break up with Dr. Wang? The fate between a man and a woman takes several generations to cultivate. If there is no such fate, you can't cultivate it even if you insist on it. As a matter of fact, it’s you who suffers in the end.”

"What do you mean? How many generations does it take to cultivate? Does Huanhuan have to wait until she becomes a grandma or a grandma before she can become a destined person with Dr. Wang?" Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha loudly.

Ma Yasha replied: "The generations I am talking about mean that you must have been looking for your other half before you were reborn in this life. Your other half is also looking for you. Only when you find each other will you be reincarnated together."

"I don't understand. Anyway, I think Huanhuan's other half is definitely not Dr. Wang, and Dr. Wang's other half is definitely not Huanhuan. I asked my heavenly father and my heavenly mother about this." Zhu Badger finished speaking. , deliberately walked under the persimmon tree of my squinting husband's house and looked into the middle courtyard.

Lu Huan let go of Wang Glass's ears, caught up with Zhu Badger, and asked eagerly: "Your heavenly father and your heavenly mother really said that he is not my other half?" "Yes, yes, I really am not Huanhuan." The other half?" Wang Jingjing chased him under the persimmon tree.

"Don't make any noise, I want to see if the day lily has settled down on the okra?" Zhu Badger took a few steps forward, getting closer to the squinting husband's house.

Lu Huan and Wang Jingjing followed closely to Zhu Badger and said together: "The okra has been settled, and the soy sauce is being settled."

"Oh, that's good. Hey, do you really want to know what my heavenly father and my heavenly mother said?" Zhu Badger turned around and looked at Lu Huan and Wang Jingjing respectively.

"Of course I want to know." Lu Huan and Wang Jingjing replied in unison.

"In order to show your sincerity, you have to first tell me how the two of you made a big fuss at the Weasel's house just now?" Zhu Badger pretended.

Dan'er raised her little hand high and said first, "Sister, let me tell you." "Okay, let me tell you Dan'er, you two can add me." Zhu Badger reached out and patted Dan'er on the back.

Dan'er said that when Lu Huan arrived at Weasel's house, Wang Jingyan's hand and Huang Okra's hand were still tightly held together. Lu Huan couldn't help but move up to separate the two of them, but he almost fell down.

"It wasn't me who almost fell down, it was Huang Qiukui who wanted to push me down." Lu Huan corrected.

"This okra is really abominable." Zhu Badger scolded.

Lu Huan stretched out his finger to point at Wang Jingyan and cursed: "He is even more hateful. At this time, he is still holding Huang Qiukui's hand."

"At this time, your hands are still held together with Okra? What do you mean?" Zhu Badger asked Wang Jiamen.

Wang Jingjing hurriedly replied: "It doesn't mean anything, it doesn't mean anything. It was Huang Okra who grabbed my hand and wouldn't let go. She grabbed my hand and didn't let go. I wanted to let go."

"Oh, is it the same as the last time when the willow tree spirit grabbed your hand?" When Zhu Badger mentioned the willow tree spirit, he deliberately said the word "willow tree spirit" very loudly, and sure enough, he heard a sound of bottles coming from the squinting mother-in-law's house. The sound of landing. Of course, the sound was not loud, and the angry Lu Huan and Wang Jingyan, who was eager to defend, would not notice the sound. Dan'er probably heard it, but when Zhu Badger winked at him, he pretended not to hear it.

Wang Jingjing heard Zhu Badger ask him if Huang Qiukui's grip on his hand was the same as Lan Yuliu's grip on his hand last time? Suddenly he was resurrected with full blood, and he responded happily to Zhu Badger: "Really, it's really the same as when Sister Liu caught me, the feeling, the heartbeat, the blood..."

Looking at Wang Jingyan's narcissistic look, Lu Huan was so angry that he went over to grab Wang Jingyan's ear and scolded him while stepping hard on Wang Jingyan's instep: "I let you feel, I let you Your heart beats, I let your blood flow..."

"Hey, hey, Huanhuan, I'm not talking about you. You either pull your ears or step on the insteps of Dr. Wang. Can Dr. Wang have feelings for you, a heartbeat for you, and blood for you? You should be like Willow Tree Spirit and Okra Just hold his hand tightly and hold on to it, hee hee. "Hehe," Zhu Badger said, bursting into laughter.

Dan'er said: "Sister, my name is Aoi Monster, and Daylily just picked it up for her."

"You little egg, what are you saying bad things about me behind my back?" Daylily walked towards the persimmon tree with sweat on her head.

Dan'er looked back, hurriedly hid behind Zhu Badger, stretched out her little head and stuck out her tongue at Daylily and said, "I don't even have a little Dandan, haha."

"You can't ruin yourself. Do you still miss your sister Huanhuan?" Zhu Badger patted Dan'er's little head.

Lu Huan frowned and asked Zhu Badger: "What did you say?"

"Nothing, Sister Huicai, have you settled everything?" Zhu Badger hurriedly turned to ask Day Lily.

Daylily held her head high and replied: "It's a piece of cake. She went back to the provincial capital. My mother couldn't get out of bed for ten days and a half."

"Then you can't take care of your mother anymore?" Zhu Badger asked Day Lily pretending to be very concerned.

Daylily snorted and said, "I'll take care of her like a bird, but Pig Killer will take care of her."

"Oh, do you really want to come over and take care of me? But you don't dare?" Zhu Badger asked.

Day Lily shrugged her shoulders and said to Zhu Badger: "Aren't you asking questions knowingly? Are you delaying the time for me to drink the jade liquid and eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow?"

"No, no, I know you will be able to settle it, so I have already asked my heavenly father and heavenly mother to send heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to deliver fine wine, jade liquid and dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Go over and ask your Aunt Yaksha for it. She is here Waiting for you." Zhu Badger smiled at Daylily.

"Okay, thank you fairy." Daylily sprinted a hundred meters towards the main house.

"What are the jade liquid and dragon liver and phoenix marrow?" Lu Huan asked Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger did not answer Lu Huan's question, but asked Lu Huan: "What's going on between you and Dr. Wang at Weasel's house?"

"I don't want to say it, it's disgusting." Lu Huan turned his head and faced Wang Jingyan back to back. Dan'er went over and took Lu Huan's hand, straightened her body and said to Lu Huan, "Sister, if you don't get angry, it's not worth it."

"Well, it's a bit unworthy. Dr. Wang, do you still want to catch the hands of Willow Tree Spirit and Sunflower Monster?" Zhu Badger asked Wang Glasses abruptly.

Wang Jingjin replied loudly without thinking: "Yes, of course I do."

"You?" Lu Huan turned around and glared at Wang Spectacles with a pair of beautiful big eyes.

Wang Jingyan hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that."

"Dr. Wang, what do you mean? Could it be that the willow tree spirit's hands are jade hands, and the sunflower fairy's hands are also jade hands?" Zhu Badger asked Wang Glass with a smile.

Wang Jingjing glanced at Lu Huan and then replied to Zhu Badger: "Sister Liu's hands are naturally jade hands, there is no doubt about it. Boss Huang's hands are gold hands, a pair of gold hands."

"Hey, if you keep yelling at Sister Liu, Sister Liu, I will make you a willow branch today!" Lu Huan's eyebrows stood up, furious.

Zhu Badger was happy when he heard the sound of bottles falling to the ground again from his squinting mother-in-law's house. He smiled and comforted Lu Huan: "Huanhuan, don't be too petty. Dr. Wang may have a deeper meaning. Can you please be calm? Okay? Listen to Dr. Wang and explain to us why the hands of Monster Aoi are golden hands."