Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 110 Appendix

When Zhu Badger returned to the house, he saw Lu Huan sitting in the hall and sulking. Dan'er was doing all kinds of funny tricks to amuse her. He ordered the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers to disperse to perform their tasks and walked into the room himself.

He didn't get a good nap, so Zhu Badger lay down on the bamboo recliner and fell asleep quickly.

In the dream, I saw Chouyu, whom I had not seen for a long time.

Chouyu seemed to have something on her mind, and there were faint traces of tears in the corners of her eyes.

Zhu Badger was about to ask what happened to Chouyu? Chouyu burst into tears.

Although Zhu Badger is usually careless and careless about things, he hates hearing people around him cry, especially those crying, which is annoying.

Chouyu cried for a while but saw that Zhu Badger didn't respond. She secretly glanced at Zhu Badger through the fingers that covered her face. She was looking into Zhu Badger's big eyes that were staring at her. She quickly closed her fingers and continued to cry.

She covered her face with her hands and moaned for a while, but Zhu Badger still didn't respond. Chouyu was a little panicked and wanted to stop moaning, but she didn't know why? It's like driving a car on the highway at a speed of 120 yards. Suddenly you find something happening in front of you. You want to step on the brakes, but you can't.

Seeing that the car was about to crash, Chouyu had no choice but to close her eyes and resign herself to fate.

"Chou Yu, please wait a moment. Zhu Yuanzhang, let me ask you, did Grandma Taizu tell you that this bamboo recliner was made by Liu Ji and Liu Bowen. He expected that you would be chased by Chen Youliang and wanted to use this bamboo recliner to heal your injuries. ? "Zhu Badger's mind has never been clearer.

After hearing what Zhu Yuanzhang said, Chouyu couldn't help but go over and take a closer look at the bamboo couch where Zhu Yuanzhang was lying, but she couldn't see the reason, so she asked nonchalantly: "Is it possible that you, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, are sitting on this chair?" Pass?"

Grandma Taizu used herbal medicine to treat Zhu Yuanzhang's injuries after Chen's pursuers evacuated. Zhu Yuanzhang's injuries this time were mainly on his back. Lying on his back would definitely not work, so he could only sleep on his stomach. But Zhu Yuanzhang could not lie down for long on the bed, because Zhu Yuanzhang's earlobes Shoulders and hands over knees. Grandma Taizu asked Zhu Yuanzhang to lie down on the bamboo reclining chair, with his head on the back of the bamboo reclining chair and his hands on the left and right armrests. Zhu Yuanzhang was able to recover smoothly.

"Hmph, it's not like you didn't believe in this hero or that hero after you sat on the dragon throne, and you killed them all without mercy on unfounded charges. If Liu Bowen hadn't had the foresight to escape from the capital by feigning death, you would probably have been killed too. Cut it off immediately." Chou Yu interjected.

"Zhu Yuanzhang, in the end you still lost to Mr. Liu Ji and Liu Bowen, and to Grandma Taizu." Zhu Badger sighed while stroking the bamboo couch with his hand.

Zhu Yuanzhang replied: "That's right. After I investigated later, I found that Grandma Taizu was actually the ancestor of Liu Ji and Liu Bowen. It was he who arranged everything in advance."

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Fairy, after experiencing the catastrophe in the underworld, I have learned from it painfully. After being reincarnated, I must correct all my past misdeeds and start anew."

"Haha, no wonder you are destined to be a palace maid." Zhu Yuanzhang laughed. Chouyu cursed: "You're a cowherd kid, don't you just have a life of herding cows?"

"Don't you hate me? Don't you refuse to let me come with you?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked Chou Yu, and Chou Yu replied faintly: "At this time and that time, how could I know that the fairy today is different from the past?"

"Why do I only have the life of herding cattle? Didn't I conquer the Ming Dynasty, which was worth tens of millions of dollars?" Zhu Yuanzhang stared. Chouyu curled her lips: "Do you have to listen to the bull-headed horse face now? The King of Hell asked you to seduce the soul with the bull-headed horse face. Don't you have to go there obediently? Isn't this herding cattle?"

"Am I being mysterious? Do you know the origin of this bamboo recliner?" Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out his hands to caress the bamboo recliner. I don't know why? Zhu Badger was lying on the bamboo couch, calm and relaxed, listening with interest to the bickering between Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu. If it had been before, Zhu Badger would have jumped up from his chair and called Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu a piece of shit.

"You can't even see why today's fairy is different from the past? What else can you do besides being a palace maid? According to my standards, you are not qualified to be a palace maid." There was no ugly jade in Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes. Chouyu became angry: "Then why did you choose me to enter the palace in the first place? And also chose me to serve you closely? Don't be too self-righteous. Do you know why the fairy today is different from the past?"

"Hmph, it's better than you serving that judge anyway. With the help of the fairy, I will become a god sooner or later. And you will always have the fate of being a palace maid." Zhu Yuanzhang sighed out his nose. Chouyu was unconvinced: "Why am I always destined to be a palace maid?"

With tears in his eyes, Zhu Yuanzhang told Zhu Badger and Chou Yu about his experiences that year.

Zhu Badger asked Zhu Yuanzhang: "Has Grandma Taizu told you the origin of this bamboo recliner?"

"Humph, when I was the emperor, I had so many things to do, how could I have time to worry about such a trivial matter as choosing a palace maid? Didn't you, a scheming bitch, deceive Queen Ma into trusting me and gain access to me? I'll tell you clearly, why did the fairy do it today? Different from the past? That's because the fairy is lying on this bamboo couch today." After Zhu Yuanzhang finished speaking, he looked at Zhu Badger with pride and looked at the bamboo couch where Zhu Badger was lying. Chouyu's eyes were also fixed on the bamboo couch where Zhu Badger was lying, and asked disdainfully: "Because the fairy is lying on this bamboo couch? Is it possible? Zhu Yuanzhang, don't be pretentious."

"Hey, how did you get enlightened now? Let me tell you, not only have I sat on this bamboo recliner, but my life depends on getting it back." After Zhu Yuanzhang finished speaking, he touched the bamboo recliner with his hand and tears filled his eyes.

"Haha, the fairy is ignoring you?" Zhu Yuanzhang's voice rang in Chouyu's ears. Chouyu felt as if she had narrowly escaped death and asked hurriedly: "Why did you come?"

"What did you say?" Zhu Badger got up from the bamboo recliner and asked Zhu Yuanzhang. Chou Yu also asked: "What did you say?"

That year, Zhu Yuanzhang and Chen Youliang were fighting in Jiangxi. They were defeated and fled to Lvbuo Village in Zhejiang. Lvbuo Village is located at the junction of the three provinces of Zhejiang, Jiangxi and Fujian, with high mountains and sparsely populated areas. Zhu Yuanzhang was rescued by an old woman. The old woman is Grandma Taizu.

"I said it before, but I was doubtful at the time. It was only after I conquered the country that I believed it. It's a pity that Liu Ji helped me unify, but he failed to share the glory and wealth." Zhu Yuanzhang sighed.

"Hmph, that's a nice thought. Can you be reincarnated? It's thanks to the fairy that you can herd cattle in the underworld in another five hundred years." Chouyu sneered.

"You're such a slave, how dare you curse me?" Zhu Yuanzhang got angry and raised his hand to hit Chou Jade. Zhu Badger got up from the bamboo recliner and stopped Zhu Yuanzhang, scolding: "Zhu Chongba, do you think your bones will itch if I don't scold you a few words?" "I, I, I..." Zhu Yuanzhang raised his hands high, neither up nor down.

Chouyu was happy, covered her mouth and smiled, and said proudly: "What are you doing to me? Are you me? I can't stand in front of the fairy, can I?"

"Shut up, don't think that I will give you face if you possess my own mother." Zhu Badger scolded Chouyu.

Chou Yu was so frightened that he quickly retreated behind Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu Yuanzhang quickly retreated behind Chou Yu, and the two people retreated there in succession.

"You can leave if you want, I don't care about it." Zhu Badger lay down on the bamboo recliner again.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu rushed to the bamboo couches and stood neatly on the left and right. They said one after another: "Fairy, I have something important to tell you." "Fairy, my maid also has something important to tell you."

"Is it about the 'Eight Immortals'?" Zhu Badger asked slowly while lying on the bamboo recliner. I don't know why? As long as she lies on the bamboo recliner, her whole body will become extremely comfortable, her mind will become extremely clear, and her heart will become extremely calm.

"That's true." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu replied simultaneously.

Zhu Badger asked: "When Chouyu came, was it because he was worried that some of the evil immortals from the 'Eight Immortals' would set a trap for me behind my back?"

"Fairy, it's clear that my maid is worried about this day and night." Chou Yu replied.

Zhu Badger asked: "Zhu Yuanzhang, is Chouyu not letting you come with us because he is worried that you will hinder him?"

"Fairy, I don't dare. Although I have interacted with the 'Eight Immortals', who really became famous and became a household name in my Ming Dynasty, I really don't have much love with them." Zhu Yuanzhang explained. Chouyu said: "Zhu Chongba, weren't those of the Eight Immortals who came to earth to trap fairies during the holidays your best friends in the past?" "Chouyu, what's yours?" ? I knew you would sow discord in front of the fairy." Zhu Yuanzhang glared at Chou Yu. Chouyu curled her lips and said to Zhu Yuanzhang: "If you are honest, are you afraid that I will say bad things about you in front of the fairy? Don't you have a guilty conscience?"

"Can you guys stop bickering all the time? After five or six hundred years of bickering, you still haven't gotten over it? Do you want me to tell the Lord of Hell to let you two stay in Jiuyou and bicker?" Zhu Badger said.

"No, no, no..." "No, no, no, no..." Chou Yu and Zhu Yuanzhang shook their heads like rattles in the hands of a salesman.

Zhu Badger said: "Then you guys should talk nicely. Let me ask you, do you know how many of the 'Eight Immortals' have possessed mortals and come to me now?"

"This..." "That..." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chouyu looked at me, and I looked at you. Finally, they both looked at Zhu Badger, but they did not dare to tell the truth.

Zhu Badger asked: "Are you afraid of breaking the rules of heaven? There will be no chance of reincarnation from now on?"

"Uh huh huh..." "Hmm huh huh..." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu nodded like garlic.

Zhu Badger saw it funny and decided to scare him and her. He slapped the left and right handguards of the bamboo reclining chair with a straight face and said sternly: "You are so timid and fearful, and you still want to rely on this fairy to help you to be reincarnated? Where is the red boy? Little Dragon Girl Where?"

"Red Boy is here!" "Little Dragon Girl is here!" Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl jumped out of the bamboo holes on the left and right handguards of the bamboo deck chair.

"Ah?" Chou Yu was so frightened that she knelt on the ground. Zhu Yuanzhang was trembling and speechless. After saying "I" for a long time, he still couldn't say "I".

"Let me tell you, I have long known that the mortals possessed by Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu among the 'Eight Immortals of the Tao' have come to me to seek trouble. Some have already confronted me face to face, and some have been given to me. I've laid the trap. Red Boy, Little Dragon Girl, don't you think so?" Zhu Badger ignored Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu and asked the two little immortals.

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl replied together: "Exactly."

"Red Boy, Little Dragon Girl, Penglai Fairy Mountain is on holiday because of Empress Guanyin's birthday. You should go travel well. Don't worry about me. When I meet Empress Guanyin, she will give me a message, saying that I am confident that I can defeat Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, and Lan Caihe and Uncle Cao Guo." After Zhu Badger finished speaking, he reached out and touched the little faces of Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu respectively.

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl both responded "OK" and then jumped into the left and right armrests of the bamboo lounge chair and disappeared.

Seeing that Chouyu was still kneeling on the ground, Zhu Badger called her up and asked her and Zhu Yuanzhang: "Are you two going to do this or that to me in the future?"

"No, no, no, absolutely not." "Absolutely not, absolutely not." Chouyu and Zhu Yuanzhang shook their heads again like a salesman's rattle.

Zhu Badger said: "Zhu Yuanzhang, Chou Yu, I can tell you clearly that Lu Dongbin is possessed by Wang Jingyan. As for Lan Caihe, Han Zhongli and Cao Guojiu, I won't touch them for the time being."

"Fairy, do you really know this already?" "Fairy, have you thought of a way to deal with them?" Zhu Yuanzhang and Chouyu walked back to the bamboo recliner, and their eyes glanced at the left and right armrests of the bamboo recliner from time to time.

Zhu Badger pretended not to see it and said calmly: "Didn't I just ask Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl to bring a message to Lady Guanyin?"

"Yes, yes, yes, the fairy can definitely defeat Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu." "These outdated 'Eight Immortals' want to trouble the fairy? They really overestimate their capabilities." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou said One of Jade glared and the other curled her lips. These were the emoticons of the two of them today.

Zhu Badger said that Lu Dongbin was possessing Wang Jingmeng's body. In fact, it was just his own speculation and there was no solid evidence. The Queen Mother privately told Zhu Badger that Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu from the "Eight Immortals" took advantage of the Penglai Wonderland holiday on Empress Guanyin's birthday to possess mortals and come to cause trouble. She began to think about Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, What kind of mortal would Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu possess and come to look for trouble in her?

Zhu Badger was not baselessly guessing that Lu Dongbin possessed Wang Jingyan's body. There was more or less basis for it. But the basis cannot be used as evidence, it can only be said that it is not based on imagination.

By sorting out what Lu Dongbin did before and after he became an immortal, that is, his consistent nature, Zhu Badger guessed that Lu Dongbin was possessed by Wang Jingyan.

As a doctor of cultural relics, Wang Jingyan could not be so frivolous, grabbing the hands of Lan Yuliu and Huang Okra and shamelessly calling Lan Yuliu's hands "jade hands" and Huang Okra's hands "golden hands". If Wang Jingyan was such a person, it would be impossible for Lu Bo to accept him as his disciple, Lu Huan would not be able to pursue him, and it would be impossible for him to become an expert on cultural relics at such a young age. Zhu Badger understands that in this era and at this age, to become a doctor of cultural relics or an expert in cultural relics, one has to have something real and down-to-earth and pay a lot, and it is not something that a frivolous man can achieve.

Lu Dongbin's Taoist name was Chunyangzi, and he was also known as Taoist. He is smart and funny, and he brings peace and good to the people by eradicating violence and slaying monsters. But he was also fond of wine and lust, and there is a legend circulating in the world about "Lü Dongbin's Three Plays with White Peony". Therefore, Zhu Badger guessed that since Lu Dongbin wanted to possess a mortal to cause trouble for me, Wang Jingyan should be a very suitable candidate. Judging from Wang Jingyan's abnormal behavior, Lu Dongbin has possessed him.

Since Lu Dongbin has possessed the king's glasses, I will use a trick to make you, Lu Dongbin, suffer so much that you will never be able to tell the story of your suffering. If you are bitten by a dog, you will never know a good heart. Thinking of this, Zhu Badger opened his eyes.

Hey, where are Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu? Zhu Badger looked around with the light coming in from the window. There was no one else in the room except himself, and then he remembered that he was dreaming just now.

"Come out and have dinner when you wake up." Mayasha's voice came from outside the room.

Damn it, how do you know I've woken up? Do you have a pair of eyes that can see through walls? How can it be? You'll know I woke up when I definitely stopped snoring and let out a big yawn.

Alas, it’s really hard for you. You have been paying attention to me and taking care of me like this for more than 20 years. Don't worry, I will definitely let you live a normal life with him as soon as possible. You don't have to worry about it every day, and even sleeping peacefully has become a luxury.

Zhu Badger came out of the room, and Ma Yasha was sitting in the hall waiting for her. When he saw her coming out, he stood up and whispered to her: "The willow tree spirit probably won't survive."

"Tch, is that possible? Is that still her Willow Tree Spirit?" Zhu Badger didn't believe it.

Ma Yasha whispered: "It was the cross-eyed woman who came over crying and said it. It doesn't sound like she was lying."

"It seems that you were Liu Ruyu at that time. Don't worry, there is no way Willow Tree Spirit won't be able to survive. Even if I can't survive, Lan Cai and Yi Po will still have their natural charm." Zhu Badger walked towards the kitchen.

While Ma Yasha was heating food for Zhu Badger, he asked Zhu Badger: "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is very simple, it is impossible for the Willow Tree Spirit to survive." Zhu Badger responded casually to Ma Yasha while sitting at the dinner table.

Ma Yasha served the food and asked Zhu Badger: "What do you mean by saying that I was Liu Ruyu at that time? What do you mean by Lan Cai and possession?"

"Isn't this simpler? If you were Ma Yasha at that time, how could you have been deceived by the crocodile tears of the slant-eyed woman?" Zhu Badger wolfed down the food. Nowadays, Zhu Badger basically doesn't eat when others are around. Don’t fairies not eat the fireworks of the world?

Ma Yaksha sat down next to Zhu Badger and said, "You are awesome, you are a fairy. Hey, what do Lan Cai and Possession mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything, I just said it casually." Zhu Badger quickly finished a bowl of rice.

Ma Yasha stood up to serve Zhu Badger rice. As soon as he walked to the stove, his body tilted and he fell to the ground. The rice bowl in his hand broke into pieces.

"Mother, mother..." Zhu Badger rushed over and helped Ma Yasha up. When he saw it, he was shocked.