Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 111 Faint

Zhu Badger helped Ma Yasha up and saw that her eyes were closed tightly and her mouth and nose were bleeding. She was panicked like never before.

"Mother, mother..." Zhu Badger shouted while subconsciously pinching Ma Yasha's body.

"You can't pinch her. You sit on the ground and let your mother's head rest on your lap. I'll pour you some water." Uncle Liu's voice rang in Zhu Badger's ears.

"Yes." Zhu Badger instantly calmed down physically and mentally when she heard Uncle Liu's voice. She sat on the ground according to Uncle Liu's instructions, and then helped Ma Yaksha's head to her lap.

Uncle Liu came over with a bowl of warm boiling water and squatted down. He dipped his chopsticks into Ma Yasha's lips a few times. Then he took out a small box from a cloth bag on his body, opened it, and dipped some in with his fingers. The contents of the small box were applied to Mayasha's nasal cavity.

After a while, Ma Yasha opened her eyes. Uncle Liu supported her upper body, fed her a bowl of water, and then said to Zhu Badger: "Take your mother to the bed."

"Okay." Zhu Badger got up from the ground and picked up Ma Yasha with both hands and walked to her room. After putting her on the bed, he covered her with a quilt. He wiped the blood from her nostrils and corners of her mouth and asked, "Mom, is it okay with you?"

"It's okay, it's my old problem, just lie down and it'll be fine." Ma Yasha smiled at Zhu Badger, and Zhu Badger could feel the bitterness of her smile with a hint of relief.

Uncle Liu spoke: "Son, sit down and talk to your mother, and I'll give her some medicine."

"Mom, I'm fine. Don't you see me every day? You praised me for being smart when we were having dinner just now." Dan'er jumped on the bed and snuggled up to Ma Yasha.

"Why am I happy? It sounds like I'm more of a Yaksha than you are, huh." Daner walked into Ma Yaksha's room. Zhu Badger hurriedly stood up, stepped forward to greet her, pulled Dan'er who was following her and asked, "Why didn't you tell me in advance that your mother was coming over?"

"Not injured? How could she not be injured when so many men were pressing on her?"

"Grandpa, what kind of medicine are you using? What disease does my mother have?" Zhu Badger stood aside and watched Uncle Liu giving Ma Yasha medicine.

"You want to try? Even Mr. Zhu said it's impossible to steal it back, but you still want to try? Let me tell you, the main house is not only guarded by the dog and pig badger, but also..."

"No, no, no, I say, I say, and you must also say to me, answer each other's questions, and truly tell us everything we know, okay?" Zhu Badger went over and grabbed Uncle Liu and Daner's mother. .

Uncle Liu picked up the armrest that Zhu Badger had patted in two from the ground, and said, "Don't you know that this chair is also a treasure? Don't waste it at every turn."

Are you worried that I might have some worries? What am I worried about? I don't need to worry. Zhu Badger walked out of Mayaksha's room and did not go back to his own room. Instead, he ducked out of the old house owner's house. Two thin dogs and two pig badgers who were squatting at the door to watch the wind followed closely. The red badger made a gesture, and one of the thin dogs and one pig badger immediately returned to the original place, squatting in the same posture, and the other one A thin dog and a pig badger followed closely behind the red badger.

Dan'er's mother said: "Mother and son have a heart-to-heart. He said something happened to his own mother and he must come over to see her. I'm not worried at night, so I came over together. Anyway, those monsters and monsters can calm down for a while tonight."

Ma Yaksha said: "Why don't you just call me Yaksha Po and you are bean sprouts? Your master will be very happy if he knows about it."

"What else? If you want to fart all at once, don't be like Zhu Fanzi, who always plays tricks on you and ends up being tricked by the Eight Badger Immortals. Also, don't pretend to be fake and really get into his bed. Otherwise I will divorce you."

Dan'er's mother replied to Zhu Badger: "Being angry is a trivial matter. That Daylily never leaves Dr. Wang, Huanhuan is both love and hate."

"What's wrong with Huanhuan? Is she still angry with Wang Jingyan?" Zhu Badger asked Dan'er's mother.

After Zhu Badger was stunned for a moment, he turned around and asked Dan'er, "Why is it bad?" "Grandpa and mother said that if you know too much in advance, you will definitely have concerns and cannot ignore it." Dan'er answered Zhu Badger. .

Uncle Liu told Zhu Badger that Ma Yasha had been hit on the nose by Zhu Fan with his iron fan before, leaving behind this stubborn disease that would relapse from time to time, but as long as he applied a little paraffin oil or peppermint oil to the nasal cavity in time, it would be cured. good.

"My mother is lying on the bed. This is my aunt and your aunt. Mother, are you okay?" Dan'er shook off Zhu Badger's hand and ran to the bed to greet Ma Yasha.

"Not good!" Dan'er stood on the bed and said loudly.

"Sooner or later, I will make him repay his debt with blood!" Zhu Badger slapped his palm on the armrest of the chair, and the armrest broke into two parts.

"Can you not be too self-righteous? Do you think your uncle doesn't want to do business directly with Yuliu and Zhu Fanzi? He can't and doesn't dare to do it. Do you know? If I hadn't listened to Yuliu and deliberately made a trip this time, , I was really locked up by Nama Yaksha."

"Of course she can, and she wasn't hurt at all."

"Yes, how come I carried you in so easily? In the past, you were the only one who grabbed me like a chicken, and I couldn't even hold one of your thighs." Zhu Badger spread out his hands and looked at it. non-stop.

Zhu Badger frowned, turned around and walked out. When he reached the door of Ma Yasha's room, he turned around and said: "Okay, you guys still hide the truth, but I still go my own way and don't care."

"Yu Liu has tried so hard but failed? Then the old house owner's house is not a fortress, so how could it be impossible to steal it back? How about I try it tonight?"

"Grandpa, is this chair too old? Otherwise, it wouldn't be easily broken by me, hehe." Zhu Badger laughed at himself because he didn't believe he had such great strength.

"Master, how are you sure that those monsters and ghosts can temporarily stop tonight?" Zhu Badger asked Dan'er's mother.

"Okay, okay, no nonsense. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. Let me ask you, you haven't asked for that big box from Yu Liu yet?"

Ma Yasha burst into tears instantly, stretched out his hand to touch Dan'er's little head and choked with sobs: "Mom, it's okay, it's okay. How are you? How are you?"

"Want to come back? Is it possible? You still want to come back after falling into the hands of the Eight Badger Immortals? Yu Liu tried to steal it several times but failed, alas."

"Okay, okay, you can divorce me. Zhu Hu, I'm warning you, if you weren't still loyal to me, I would have kicked you, this sick cat, and I would have moved to the county seat alone to live comfortably. Be a county citizen."

"Stop talking nonsense, why did my uncle ask you to come back this time? At first, I really thought you were locked up by Na Ma Yaksha. If you are really locked up, then I will go directly to my uncle , let him do business directly with Yuliu and Mr. Zhu.”

Ma Yaksha lay on the bed and asked Zhu Badger: "Did you forget to bring me in just now?"

Zhu Badger rushed to the back of the screen wall as fast as he could, pressed his body against the screen wall and listened for a while, then rushed as fast as possible to the end of the row of abandoned houses next to the gate of the old house.

Dan'er's mother said to Uncle Liu: "Dad, if she doesn't want to talk, don't ask her any more. If she asks you in the future, don't talk to her too much."

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay for you to scold me and hit me in front of outsiders. It's just the two of us and you're still talking nonsense to me?"

"Can Yuliu survive?"

Dan'er's mother said to Zhu Badger: "Aren't you fooling me all over the place? But I'm afraid Huanhuan won't be able to sleep tonight."

"No, no, no, I'm talking nonsense, nonsense." Zhu Badger hurriedly shook his head.

"Pull me down and move to the county seat alone? Where do you live? If your relative who had already moved out of Wufu hadn't lived in our old house in Lvbu Village, he wouldn't have recognized you, a cross-eyed woman. What niece?"

"A woman is still afraid of being oppressed by men? You wish you had so many men oppressing you."

"Day Lily really never leaves those Wang glasses? Well, well, well, let's see where you, Lu Dongbin, can jump?" Zhu Badger beamed with joy.

Uncle Liu asked Zhu Badger: "Son, are you sure Dr. Wang is possessed by Lu Dongbin?"

"The town has really been taken over by Na Ma Yaksha? That's not true, right? The people in the town should listen to my uncle? How could they possibly listen to Na Ma Yaksha? Although she can do Yaksha, she is only in the village. , How can anyone in this town listen to her?"

"Don't forget there are those two old kids. These two old kids have very good hands and eyes. I heard from your uncle that there are people at the top of the two old kids. They can't afford to offend easily, not to mention what we are doing. Regarding the business, the authorities are checking it very hard now.”

"There are people at the top of the two old boys? Is it possible? Isn't it a prank? If there are really people at the top, why hasn't the old house been listed as a 'national security'? It is said that as long as the old house is listed as a national security No one dares to touch the 'national security'."

"Your uncle said that if he hadn't interfered, the old house would have been listed as a 'national security'. Of course, the main reason is that the old house has been damaged too much and is not up to standard. Didn't I tell you this last time? But your uncle also said that although the county magistrate is not as good as the current one, he can’t suppress him for too long. If the people above him know that it is a trivial matter for him to lose his hat, he might be put in the bureau.”

"Ah? Then the people above will know it sooner or later? Isn't this Wang Jiamen here? He is with them."

"That's not necessarily true. Isn't there Yu Liu? As long as Yu Liu takes action, I'm sure to take down that Wang Jing Jing." "It's true. That Wang Jing Jing looks like a pervert at first sight. I can't even move forward when I see him."

"Put me down, I will treat you as a woman, who cares about you, an old woman?"

"Hey, Zhu Hu, I'm telling you, as long as the belt of my pants is loosened, I guarantee that Mr. Zhu will be rejuvenated and that cross-legged guy will die."

"Okay, okay, you're awesome, I tell you, you must win over Daylily, and you must never let her become the lackey of the Eight Immortals Badger again."

"Winning over Daylily? What's the use of wooing this big foodie?"

"To win over day lilies is to win over okra, don't you even understand this?"

"What are you doing to win over Huang Okra? She's not with us."

"Although she is not on the same page as them, she has the same goal as us."

"She and we have a common goal? What common goal? Did my uncle say that?"

"Yes, your uncle said that what we want is the treasure of the old house, and what she wants is the feng shui treasure of the old house."

"Is this a common goal? Where is the commonality? Were your brains damaged by the Badger Immortals that night?"

"You cross-eyed woman, can you wait until I finish what I'm saying?"

"Okay, tell me, we won't be able to sleep tonight anyway."

"Your uncle said that the common goal between us and Huang Qiukui is not to let the old house be listed as a 'national security'. If the old house is listed as a 'national security', we will have no treasure to sell, and Huang Qiukui will not be able to get this Feng Shui treasure land."

"Well, this is really a common goal. Then you ask my uncle to send someone to contact Huang Qikui in the provincial capital. She hopes that we can join forces to deal with the Badger Immortals."

"I asked your uncle to send someone? Who do you think I am? But I did suggest it to him. He said not to take the initiative to contact Huang Qikui, otherwise Huang Qikui will raise her tail and her business will be taken away by her. Although Huang Qiukui sometimes has a hard time thinking, she is really good at business. She doesn’t know that the old house’s rotten wood, bricks, tiles and stones can be sold for a lot of money. If she knew, we would definitely not be able to rob her.”

"Doesn't she know? She must know that these things in the old house are treasures. Only the Eight Badger Immortals know nothing. They talk about protecting the old house all day long, but in fact they don't know what they are protecting. "

"The Eight Badger Immortals are actually not scary. What I'm afraid of are the dogs and pig badgers of the Eight Badger Immortals, as well as the jade tree Linfeng, who keeps watch there all day long."

"Hey, you said that Huang Qiukui hasn't taken action against the treasure of Lao Zhai until now. Is it because she doesn't have a path like Yuliu? Also, does Huang Qiukui think that as long as she takes over Lao Zhai, the treasure will definitely belong to her?"

"Hey, aren't you stupid? You can still think of this. Your uncle said that the reason why we have to serve Yuliu like our own mother is because Yuliu has a way to sell these treasures. Do you know? Yuliu's road leads directly to foreign countries, so you can sell the treasures of the old house for the highest price. "

"Really? This Yuliu is so powerful."

"Your uncle said that Yuliu's ancestors were high-ranking officials in the imperial court, and one generation became big businessmen and later went abroad."

"You mean Yuliu's family members are all abroad?"

"It should be. I didn't ask more about the specifics and I didn't dare to ask. Anyway, your uncle said that we are right to listen to Yuliu. Sooner or later, she will let us become county residents and live in a big house in the county."

"Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good, then do we have to make someone? It's not like having a son and a half."

"You still know it's not a good idea? I've been so embarrassed that I didn't dare to say this in front of others for so many years."

"I'm sorry, Huhu, my dear Huhu, it's all my fault, I can't give birth, I won't give you a son and a half. Huhu, I have an idea, do you like it?"

"What's the idea?"

"Huhu, Yuliu is so young and beautiful, you can have a baby with her. Don't worry, I won't have any idea if you have a baby with her, as long as the baby you give birth to calls me mother."

"Squinty-eyed woman, are you out of your mind? Can Yuliu have a baby with me? Your uncle must show respect to her."

"Isn't Yuliu unable to move tonight? Why don't you act like a bully and force yourself to bow?"

"This one……"

"Huhu, don't use this or that. I know you are more greedy for Yuliu than the one-armed, cross-legged and Tian family. Think about the days when Yuliu lived in my house a few years ago, did you have a good night's sleep?"

"Yes, yes, yes..."

"Are you worried that Mr. Zhu is here? In this case, I will pester Mr. Zhu, and you can go to Bawang and force the bow."

"No, didn't Yuliu tell us that we must hide here and look out tonight?"

"You are really a sick cat, with a thief's heart but no courage. Who would have thought that we hid the treasure in the latrine?"

"The Eight Immortals of Badgers are all-pervasive, and her nose is sharper than those of her dogs."

"A dog's nose is so sharp that it will get dizzy in the latrine. How can she smell such a stinky smell?"

"That's not okay. If these treasures are taken back by them again, our dream of becoming county residents will be completely ruined."

"Take it back, take it back. Aren't there many doors and windows under the eaves of every house?"

"These are different, these are the best of the bunch."

"Isn't there a better one in the main room of the ancestral hall? Yu Liu will steal it sooner or later."

"Mr. Zhu has been stealing for so many years without getting it. How can Yuliu get it all at once?"

"Didn't Yuliu say that she had already done the reconnaissance? If the big box hadn't been stolen by the Eight Badger Immortals, she would have taken action long ago."

"It's all your fault. You couldn't even see a big box. You fell into the trap when the Badger Immortals played a little trick and stole the big box easily."

"Didn't Yuliu herself get deceived? She also fell into the manure pit with Mr. Zhu. I washed their clothes and felt sick for several days. Alas, I can only blame the Eight Immortals Badgers for being too powerful. Hey, Do you think she really became an immortal?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. Besides, where do immortals come from in this world? If there are immortals, Yuliu is the real great fairy."

"That's true. If there is a god, Mr. Zhu is the real god."

"Hey, you keep urging me to go back to Bawang and use the bow. Are you thinking about his magical power and getting dizzy?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I be dizzy? I'm awake."

"Hey, why is it suddenly so bright outside? No, it's on fire!"

"Huh? Is it on fire? It's my house!"

Seeing that their home was on fire, Zhu Hu and Xianyan Po ran out of the hut where they were hiding in a panic, but they didn't run far and both fell to the ground.