Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 126 Caught

Huang Qiukui insulted Zhu Badger with all kinds of filthy words, but Zhu Badger was uncharacteristically just chatting with her and not taking any physical action like he did with Lan Yuliu in the past.

This only aroused Huang Qikui's anger. She became angry and rushed towards Zhu Badger desperately.

"Ah!" With a scream, Zhu Badger fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Badger, my badger." Ma Yasha, who had been standing in the distance and watching with cold eyes, saw Zhu Badger falling to the ground. He rushed over like crazy and hugged Zhu Badger, and began to cry loudly, which was even worse than when Dan'er was beaten by Lan Yuliu. Even when you die, you cry sadly.

"Human life is at stake, no one is allowed to move, wait until the top comes to arrest them." Dan'er's mother flew over and closed the back door and side door of the old house.

Seeing that Huang Okra was still stunned, Huang Doujiang hurried over to pull her clothes and asked her softly: "Why did you beat her to death?"

"I didn't, I didn't even touch her." After all, Huang Qiukui had seen the big world, and she didn't panic to the point of losing her mind.

"Go home and hide first. I'll cover you." Huang Doujiang said and began to cry loudly and sadly than Ma Yasha. While crying, she walked to Ma Yasha and pretended to comfort Ma Yasha. Yasha stretched out one hand towards the red badger lying on the ground, one hand tested the red badger's breath, and the other hand pinched the red badger's waist hard.

The red badger lay motionless on the ground, breathless.

Huang Doujiang saw that Huang Okra hadn't left yet, so she kept winking at her while crying, but Huang Okra still didn't leave. Huang Doujiang had no choice but to jump up and cry while rushing over to hug Huang Okra and whispered in Huang Okra's ear: "She is really dead. Run as fast as possible. The further away the better."

"Impossible, I didn't touch her at all. Just when I was about to raise my hand to hit her, she fell to the ground." Huang Okra stared at the red badger lying on the ground with her almond-shaped eyes.

After Huang Doujiang cried loudly for a few times, Huang Okra said in her ear: "It's a fact that she is dead. Can you still explain it clearly? Listen to mother and run away."

"I just run around every time, so what face do I have?" Huang Okra still stood still.

Huang Doujiang was so anxious that she cried and scolded Huang Qiukui: "You are a disobedient girl. You just come back and give money to the neighbors. How can you care about her? She is an untouchable Eight Immortals. Old Who dares to touch her? Wuwuwu..."

"Mom, I really didn't touch her." Huang Qiukui's almond-shaped eyes were still fixed on Zhu Badger.

Soybean paste with ears and okra: "What else are you talking about? If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood. You still have time to run away. Is face or life more important?"

"Mom, I'm leaving then. Be careful." Huang Okra turned to leave.

"Want to leave? No way!" Just as Huang Okra was about to leave, a man came over and grabbed her collar tightly and dragged her to the porch.

"Cauliflower, Cauliflower, let go of your sister, let go of your sister, listen to mother, please speak carefully." When Huang Doujiang saw his eldest daughter, Huang Doujiang, grabbing Huang Okra and dragging it towards the red badger, Huang Doujiang hurried over to pull Huang Cai. .

Daylily held on to the okra tightly and turned around to scold Huangdoujiang: "It's all the result of you mixing the beanjiang. It killed the fairy and made me unable to drink jade liquid and nectar and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow in the future."

"Huaicai, I am your biological mother, and she is your biological sister. If we have something to say, we should go home and talk about it." Huangdoujiang wanted to pull Okra home, but Huangliang wanted to pull Okra into the porch, and they were arguing with each other. At that time, several cars with "Woo La Wu La" drove under the big camphor tree. The people in white coats got off the cars to rescue the red badgers, while the two men in uniforms went straight to the okra, and several others Surround the five or six suits and leather shoes.

"Okra, you're under arrest."

One uniformed person showed Huang Qikui an arrest warrant, and another took out handcuffs and handcuffed Huang Qikui.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you mistaken? Even if she is really dead, you still have to find out if I killed her? Then you can arrest me, right?" Huang Qiukui didn't react until she was handcuffed. .

The uniformed man who announced the arrest said: "Huang Okra, if she is really beaten to death by you, it will be an added crime. We are now charging you with fraud, opening an underground casino, organizing illegal operations, and producing and selling shoddy products." Products causing death and bribery are subject to formal arrest with the approval of the prosecutor’s office.”

"Ah?" Huang Okra collapsed on the ground.

Huang Doujiang was also paralyzed on the ground. She originally wanted to pull Huang Okra home, but Huang Okra refused to let her pull him back. When she heard the "woo la woo la" sound as the car drove to Donkeybu Village, Huang Okra trembled. After a few clicks, Huangdoujiang and Huangliang released their hands at the same time. The mother and daughter waited for the men in uniforms to arrive before they could fully react. When they reacted, Huangqiu had been handcuffed and then collapsed on the ground.

Seeing Huang Okra being handcuffed, Huangliang clapped her hands. Seeing her and Huangdoujiang lying limply on the ground, Huangliang cursed: "Why are you pretending to be dead? Didn't you bite your ears in the house to kill the fairy as soon as you came back?" Huangliang went over and kicked Huangqiu and Huangdou. After Jiangge kicked his head, he suddenly realized: "Yes, how could a fairy die? She is the Nine Immortals in the sky. Hey, you all get out of the way, get out of the way." Daylily went over to drive away those in white coats. People in white coats looked at Daylily with doubts on their faces. Daylily ignored them. When they stood aside and shook their heads and sighed, they shouted to the flat-mouthed woman standing at the back door of the old house, "Come in quickly and help the fairy." practice."

"Am I doing this for the fairy?" The pouty woman opened her pouty mouth and was so frightened that she couldn't close it. Her body trembled and she wanted to step back.

Daylily ordered the butcher who was standing next to the flat-mouthed woman: "Hurry up and get your mother over here. The fairy is definitely not dead and will never die."

"Madam, how are you sure this girl is not dead? She has already expired." A man in a white coat came over and asked Daylily.

Daylily Grape stared at her white coat and responded loudly: "You just died. Fairy is one of the Nine Immortals in the sky. How could she die? She only died because she gave me all the jade liquid and nectar and dragon liver and phoenix marrow today." It became like this. The fairy told me that if she is like this, just ask my mother-in-law to come over and recite the soul-collecting spell. Hey, come here, your mother can't hear you?" Daylily calls Pig Killer.

"I'll do it by myself, I'll do it by myself, no need to shake, no need to shake." The flat-mouthed woman walked into the old house and walked into the porch. She did not dare to enter the old house or get close to the red badger for fear that she would trick her.

When Daylily saw the flat-mouthed woman walking into the porch, she waved her hand and shouted to everyone outside the porch: "Shut up, everyone. If anyone dares to say anything again, I will twist off his head and use it as a night pot for the fairy. Flat-mouthed woman Po, recite the mantra quickly.”

"Yeah, yeah, okay, okay." The flat-mouthed woman took out a wooden sword and a talisman from the magic bag she carried with her and began to recite the soul-retracting spell around Zhu Badger's body: "The blue sky is clear and the purple clouds are blooming. Li Erxian sent the soul. The three souls came back to the body, and the seven souls came back to protect themselves..."

The men in uniforms and those in white coats looked at each other and did not move away. They stood quietly to watch what the flat-mouthed woman was doing.

"The old mother without life is sitting on the lotus platform, and the golden boys and girls are lined up on both sides. The thousand-mile boy has lifted up his soul and taken back his true nature and entered his orifice. The nine immortals and nine immortals are coming back soon, the nine immortals and nine immortals are coming back soon, the nine immortals and nine immortals are coming back soon, the nine immortals and nine immortals are coming back quickly, hurry up like a law , as urgent as the law, as urgent as the law..."

"Ouch, have a good sleep, have a good sleep."

The flat-mouthed woman was working hard on what Zhu Badger was doing. Zhu Badger opened his eyes and got up from the ground after a big yawn.

"what?"

The flat-mouthed woman was so frightened that she sat down on the ground, and the wooden sword and the charm fell to the ground at the same time.

"What's going on?" the man in uniform asked the man in white coat.

The man in the white coat looked at Zhu Badger up and down and murmured to himself: "Incredible, incredible."

"Everyone, don't panic. I just went to heaven to visit my heavenly father and heavenly mother. Hey, Sister Qiukui, why are you handcuffed? Aunt Huang, why are you lying on the ground? Xian Po, you Why are you sitting on the ground? What game are you two playing? Ouch, someone is coming up here? Come on, go to my house for tea. "Are you a Zhu Badger?" a man in uniform asked. Zhu Badger smiled and replied: "It's me."

"As long as you're okay, let's go back." The man in uniform and several other people took Huang Okra and the five or six suits and ties out of the old house.

Huang Doujiang climbed up from the ground, caught up with the men in uniform, stopped them and said hurriedly: "The Badger Immortals are not dead, please let my daughter go, let my daughter go."

"Didn't you hear clearly the arrest warrant we just read out? Huang Qiukui is on the run on suspicion of committing a crime. We are here to arrest her and bring her to justice in accordance with the law. Please don't hinder us from carrying out our official duties." The man in uniform looked majestic, and Huang Doujiang had to get out of the way. , looking eagerly at his little daughter being put into a "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" car and being taken away, and he could only collapse on the ground and cry "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Those people in white coats were still looking at Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger walked up to them openly and asked with a smile: "Don't you believe that I can bring the dead back to life?"

"Incredible, incredible." The people in white coats were all incredulous.

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "We are not a village here. Strange people and strange things in the old house are not surprising. Don't be surprised. Just get used to it."

"The strange people and strange things happening in the old house are incredible. The strange people and strange things happening in the old house are incredible." The people in white coats were still wondering on the way back.

Except for Zhu Badger and Ma Yasha, everyone else in the old house also found it unbelievable. What was unbelievable to them was not only the resurrection of Zhu Badger, but also the arrest of Huang Okra.

Just now, he was coaxing everyone to feel itchy, coaxing everyone to become people in the town, people in the county, or even people in the provincial capital. Why were they suddenly arrested and detained? How can it be said that it is suspected of fraud, opening underground casinos, organizing illegal operations, producing and selling fake and inferior products that cause death, bribery, etc. How can this be a good thing? Probably had to be shot.

"Everyone, be quiet. Let's not talk too much about the okra. We believe that the higher authorities will enforce the law fairly. I want to explain to you that it is a fact that part of the mountainous land in our village needs to be expropriated. We can all go down the mountain through the 'Go down the mountain' button above. It is also true that the plan is to go down the mountain. "Mayaksha stood in front of the porch and spoke to everyone as the head of the village.

Zhu Badger pulled Daylily aside and said softly to her: "Sister Huicai, help your mother go home. Your father is gone, and your mother can't be left without her."

"It's better not to have it, it saves her from messing around." Daylily disagreed.

Zhu Badger said: "Fathers are always their own parents. You help her go back and have a good rest. Come to my house for lunch and dinner. Fatty Zhu will come over and cook."

"Okay, okay, I have to celebrate that my third son was arrested." Daylily smiled happily.

Zhu Badger said: "How can we hold a big banquet to celebrate this? I want to thank you for saving my life."

"I saved your life? Pull me down. You are not dead at all, and you can't be dead. Are you trying to hold off my third child, afraid that she will run away?" Huangliang asked Zhu Badger with a smile.

Zhu Badger said: "But you held her back, so I want to thank you on behalf of those victims and ask Fatty Zhu to make a big banquet for you."

"Ask Fatty Zhu to make a big banquet for me to eat well. Ask Fatty Zhu to make a big banquet for me to eat well. Then I will go and scoop her up." Daylily happily scooped up the soybean paste and returned home.

Zhu Badger sat on the stone bench and listened to Mayaksha's words to the villagers: "Everyone, there is indeed a plan for a railway to pass through our village, but the specific route has not been determined yet and is still being investigated on the spot. Please don't believe the rumors. It's normal. Also, the purpose of the 'Going Down the Mountain Plan' above is to make everyone live a better life. You can come to me at any time for specific policies, and the town will send people down to do specific work. "

"I want to go down the mountain."

"We're going down the mountain."

"We all have to go down the mountain."

Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei shouted.

"What are you yelling about? How easy is it to go down the mountain? I'm determined not to go down the mountain anyway." Zhu Badger stood on the stone bench and scolded the three boys from the Tian family.

Tian Xiaolei refuted Zhu Badger face to face for the first time: "Eight Badger Immortals, it is precisely because you can't go down the mountain that we have to go down the mountain. Living with you in fear every day will probably shorten your life span by half. Besides, we don't have a share in the old house anyway, even if We won’t get any compensation for the demolition. If we leave the mountain earlier, we can pay less rent.”

"Huh, if you still have a clear mind, then I can reduce or reduce your rent. I can subsidize you with some money when you go down the mountain, as a farewell to you." What Zhu Badger wants is someone to come out. To go against her, it was unexpected that Tian Xiaolei not only said what she wanted to say, but also directly hit the vital points of the villagers.

"Hey, Badger Eight Immortals, do you keep your word?" Tian Laizi asked Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger lowered his face and said, "Hey, Tian Leizi, do you think I'm a mangy dog ​​like you? When did I, Zhu Badger, ever talk without counting?"

"Badger Immortals, why are you scolding people?" Tian Laizi's face was even longer than that of Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger sternly scolded Tian Leizi: "Are you okay? You keep talking about the Eight Immortals of Badger. Am I too polite to you? Tian Leizi, I warn you, if you call me the Eight Immortals of Badger again, your rent will not be less. Don’t tell me, I want you to pay double the money you paid for damaging the old house, otherwise you will never be able to step out of the old house. "

"We, when did we ever damage the old house?" Tian Laizi's tone was obviously not as arrogant as before.

"No? Then you can listen to me and take a good look. This is the structural diagram and original appearance of the old house." Zhu Badger said, taking out a piece of paper from his pocket and raising it to Tian Laizi, and then said: "Tian Lezi, when your ancestors rented an old house and entered the house on the fifth day, they clearly wrote in black and white that they would never destroy the current condition of the house, never damage every tenon and tenon of the house, and never lose a door or a window in the house. If there was any damage, there would be no damage. If there is some damage, you will have to pay double the amount if it is restored to its original condition. Now go back and take a closer look. Have you damaged any tenons or windows? "

"This, this, this..." Tian Laizi looked at the piece of paper in Zhu Badger's hand and kept saying "this, this".

Zhu Badger continued to scold: "Tian Leizi, we have been neighbors for so many years. It's easy for you to say it and it's easy for me to say it. It's even harder for me to say it if you can't say it. Do you think Huang Okra is very powerful if he has money? Haven't you been arrested and put in there now? ? Let me tell you, the reason why I didn't get serious with you and Huang Qiukui before was because I missed an old relationship. Since you don't miss this old relationship, then I must settle the old and new accounts with you clearly. ”

"Fairy, I'm thinking of your old friendship, can you not settle old scores with me?" The stiletto man raised his head and asked Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger replied: "Old accounts don't count. After all, you jumped into the Taiping Pond to save me, but new accounts must be settled."

"Fairy, there shouldn't be any new accounts between you and me, right?" asked the stiletto man.

Zhu Badger replied: "The treasures you helped Willow Tree Spirit transfer from the old house are new accounts. Also, those old wood lumps you have chopped with your knife in the past few years are new accounts."

"Ah? These are all new accounts? Then how do you want to calculate it?" The cross-legged man continued to ask, his body swaying back involuntarily.

Zhu Badger replied coldly: "It depends on your attitude and your performance."

"I must maintain a correct attitude and perform well. I will perform well." The cross-legged man said as he swayed out of the crowd.

Zhu Badger shouted to his neighbors: "If you don't want to be second to Lan Yuliu and Huang Okra, please behave yourself in the future. If you want to see the rental agreement signed by your ancestors, come over anytime."