Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 80 Conflict

Lu Huan pretended to be innocent and cooperated with Zhu Badger to play with Lan Yuliu. Unexpectedly, Lan Yuliu was not angry or annoyed, but instead retreated to advance, making progress step by step without leakage.

"Huanhuan, you Sister Liu are really afraid of going to the latrine alone in the middle of the night, but last night was not midnight. It was just getting dark. Strictly speaking, it was not completely dark yet. You know, you Liu Liu My sister's menstruation is here, and it's very dirty. I just moved into the new owner's house, so how can I dirty it up? So I decided to use the original hut here, but it's already very dirty." Lan Yuliu smiled. Ruhua was talking to Lu Huan, but her eyes were glaring at Zhu Badger.

As expected, Zhu Badger couldn't hold back her anger. As soon as Lan Yuliu finished speaking, she blurted out: "His family is a mess. They are all full of leprous."

"Hey, Badger Eight Immortals, are you scolding our family? Did our family provoke you? You have to give an explanation, a clear explanation, otherwise it doesn't matter whether you are a fairy or not today? Our leper came into the main room and asked Grandma Taizu asks for an explanation." Tian Xiaolei appeared, standing next to Lan Yuliu, as if he wanted to fight Zhu Badger to the end.

How could Zhu Badger allow Tian Xiaolei to act arrogantly in front of her? Taking a step forward, he wanted to give Tian Xiaolei two big slaps. Lu Huan took two steps to stand in front of Zhu Badger and said to Tian Xiaolei word by word: "The police car can now drive under the big camphor tree." , If you want to let me help you, did you get an advantage last time? "

"What did you say? I don't understand?" Tian Xiaolei stepped back.

Lu Huan pressed forward: "Don't understand? Okay, I have a recording, do you want to play it in front of everyone now? You and your two leper brothers can sit in jail. And your leper father , shoot him directly!”

"No, no, no, it's impossible, you, don't scare me, I, I'm not scared." Tian Xiaolei retreated to the side of the screen wall.

Lu Huan pressed forward step by step, saying word by word: "Are you trying to scare you to understand when you go to the prison? Come on, go now."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't..." Tian Xiaolei huddled under the screen wall, unable to retreat.

Lu Huan refused to give up, kicked Tian Xiaolei, and cursed: "I'm warning you, I will keep the recording forever. If you dare to be disrespectful to the badger and the old owner's house, I will go to the office to sue you immediately!" "

"I know, I know, no, I won't be disrespectful, I won't be disrespectful." Tian Xiaolei held his head with both hands, shaking like chaff. He was afraid that Lu Huan would not only kick him, but also give him a hot water bottle. The floral quilt covering his head had just been torn. Lose.

Lan Yuliu came over to talk to Lu Huan, her face still smiling like a flower, and her tone was as soft as the spring breeze in March: "Huanhuan, why are you arguing with him? Being angry is not good for women, and they can easily cause wrinkles."

"I'm not a woman, I'm still a girl. You shouldn't be a mess." Uncharacteristically, Lu Huan didn't give Lan Yuliu any face.

The smile on Lan Yuliu's face immediately disappeared, and her tone became stern. Just like Lu Huan had just talked to Tian Xiaolei, he said word for word: "I am officially informing you and informing all the residents of the old house that Tian Xiaolei and his eldest brother Tian Dalei and my second brother Tian Erlei have been hired by me to help me conduct a census of the cultural relics of Lvbuo Village and the old house."

"That's it, then congratulations, congratulations." Lu Huan's tone was neither yin nor yang.

Tian Xiaolei was resurrected with full blood, ejected from the side of the screen wall to Lu Huan, and said with a smile: "We are happy together, congratulations together."

"Where does the joy come from? What are you congratulating? Tian Xiaolei, do you have a letter of appointment? Is there a labor agreement? How much is your monthly salary?" Lu Huan stepped aside.

Tian Xiaolei scratched his head, looked at Lu Huan, looked at the blue jade willow, and muttered: "No, not even."

"Tian Xiaolei, I will keep the recording forever. Let's make a verbal agreement. If you don't go back within three months, I will hand over the recording to the exchange." After Lu Huan finished speaking, he turned and walked into the house.

Tian Xiaolei chased after him until he reached the eaves. Zhu Badger stopped him with the broom at his feet and yelled: "If you dare to take another step forward, I will break your dog's legs!"

"No, no, not moving forward. I still have something to say to Huanhuan. I still have something to say." Tian Xiaolei didn't dare to take another step, and he poked his head into the room to look around.

Zhu Badger forced Tian Xiaolei back with a broom in his hand. While pressing hard, he warned him: "No matter what kind of backer you find? This is a village where donkeys can't leave, it's an old house. I have the final say in everything!"

"Yeah, yeah, you have the final say, so can you help me get the recording back from Huanhuan? If you can help me get the recording back, I will listen to you and I will do whatever you want for you. "Tian Xiaolei said New Year greetings while retreating.

Zhu Badger forced Tian Xiaolei to the side of the screen wall and warned him again: "I have the final say if the donkey stays in the village, and I have the final say of the old house. Whether you listen or not, I have the final say in everything!"

"I know, I know, I just want to go back to the recording, record it." Tian Xiaolei cried out.

Lan Yuliu said: "It's only the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, why are you crying? The sun is three times higher. Go and help move the tables and stools. The Badger family has a fish feast today. There is a big fish feast."

"Yes, yes, sister Liu is right. Everyone, move the tables and stools quickly. Fatty Zhu is already here. We can't delay this big fish feast. We must eat fresh, fresh food." Day lily was busy. Busy there.

Zhu Badger turned around and announced loudly: "Today's fish banquet will only entertain guests invited by me. Anyone who is not invited by me will not participate."

"Okay, okay, I am the first one your fairy invites. You are the first one to invite, right?" Daylily ran to Zhu Badger to confirm.

Zhu Badger smiled and replied: "Of course, you will always be the first person invited to a big banquet at my home."

"Okay, okay, I will always be the first, I will always be the first." Daylily was overjoyed.

Lan Yuliu said: "Sister Huacai, your sister will come back to the village immediately. She will be the head of the village. The banquet will definitely take three days and three nights."

"Pull her down, she's hosting a big banquet? Impossible." Day Lily curled her lips. Lan Yuliu continued to say to her: "Sister Huicai, your sister is a big boss in the provincial capital, and now she has come back to serve as the head of the village. If she doesn't hold a big banquet, I will hold it for her, and I will keep it for you to eat."

"Are you doing it for her? What kind of banquet are you hosting for her for no reason? Are you married? No. Are you in love? No. So don't draw cakes for me. I'd better eat the fish feast at the Fairy's house today. Hey, Fatty Zhu, why are you here now? Aunt Yasha and the mothers-in-law have already cut up the fish." Daylily greeted Fatty Zhu and ignored Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu showed no embarrassment at all. She turned around and said to Tian Xiaolei: "Didn't the fairy talk to you and me just now? When you talk to us, you should invite us to a fish feast. Come and sit down. After finishing the fish feast, we officially started to survey the cultural relics. "Okay!" Tian Xiaolei rushed to the Eight Immortals table like a mangy dog ​​after smelling meat and bones.

Lan Yuliu gracefully walked to the table with model steps. The one-armed Luo and the cross-legged guy who were already sitting at the table quickly stood up to greet them, nodding and bowing in a flattering manner. Zhu Badger, who was standing under the eaves, was so angry that he He kicked the broom off the ground and fell into the latrine.

Lan Yuliu was dressed in white today. A white sportswear and a pair of white sneakers made her even more charming and graceful. Her fair and rosy cheeks could squeeze water out of her mouth. Sitting on her left and right were the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged guy. I completely forgot that I was here to eat a big fish feast, I forgot to hold the chopsticks, and I forgot to look at the face and eyes of the red badger. I just lowered my head and inhaled the intoxicating fragrance emanating from the blue jade willow.

Normally, One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man would definitely look at Zhu Badger from time to time, and react in time to see Zhu Badger's face and eyes. They were already following Zhu Badger's lead. But Lan Yuliu happened to sit between the two of them today, so close that One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man couldn't hide even if they wanted to. Lan Yuliu's arms always rubbed against their arms and legs intentionally or unintentionally. Their faces were literally killing them.

What killed the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged man was not only the fragrance of the blue jade willow and the touch of their arms, but also the proud front of the blue jade willow, towering like a mountain peak under their noses. Their big hearts couldn't bear it at all, so they had to tighten their grip. Close your eyes, but after closing, the fragrance that touches the mountain peak becomes even more tempting.

"Brothers, why don't you eat it? Come on, this fish is so tender." Lan Yuliu picked up vegetables for One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man.

The arms and the feet are more confused than drunk, and they will only be good.

Lan Yuliu spoke to One-Armed Luo, and Rulan's breath sprayed on One-Armed Luo's face. One-Armed Luo was so dizzy that he didn't hear clearly what Lan Yuliu said. After a while, he asked in a low voice: " Sister Liu, what are you talking about?" "Brother Luo, I really want your help." "Brother Luo, you must be a man of your word." "Keep it in mind. It counts." "Then drink and eat fish first. Only then can you help me accomplish big things."

Lan Yuliu spoke to the cross-footed man, her white jade cheek almost pressed against the cross-legged man's crooked face. The cross-legged man was almost suffocated, and he stammered and asked Lan Yuliu: "Liu, sister Liu, brother, can I help you?" "What?" "Brother is very capable. My sister has been optimistic about you from the beginning." "Is it true?" "Of course it is true. My sister likes my brother's real skills." "No, I don't have any real skills." "Brother is humble. Let me drink and eat fish first. After eating enough, my sister will learn from my brother's real skills." "Yeah, okay, okay."

The One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man completely lost themselves in "Uh-huh, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK." Even though Zhu Badger kept coughing and winking at the table next door, they only had blue jade willow in their eyes.

Lan Yuliu wiped her mouth gracefully after eating, and asked the one-armed Luo with her left head: "Brother Luo, have you eaten?" The right head asked the cross-legged man: "Is your brother full?" "Okay, okay." "Full, full, full, full. "The one-armed Luo and the cross-footed man stood up quickly. When they saw Lan Yuliu walking towards the persimmon tree of her husband's house, Pidipipidian followed.

Tian Xiao Lei was still licking the fish bones and did not see Lan Yuliu leave the table. Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei knocked off the fish skeleton from his hand and snatched the chopsticks from his hand, saying in a panic: "Let's go." Let’s go.”

"Leaving? Who is leaving?" Tian Xiaolei looked around blankly.

"She called him and him." "How good is this?" Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei looked at the backs of Lan Yuliu, the one-armed Luo, and the stiletto man and were about to cry.

"Chase, chase!" Tian Xiaolei rushed forward desperately, forgetting that there was a stool under his feet. As a result, he tripped over the stool and fell heavily to the ground. Not only did he bring down the Eight Immortals Table, the entire table was All the food fell on him. Daylily was eating enthusiastically when suddenly the big fish disappeared in front of her. She was so angry that she went over to hit Tian Xiaolei with chopsticks and grabbed the fish meat from Tian Xiaolei's body and stuffed it into her mouth.

Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei didn't dare to go over and pull Huangliu away, as they might get beaten up next. Since chopsticks couldn't kill anyone, they had better go after Lan Yuliu. So the two brothers winked, threw away their arms and chased Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu, One-Armed Luo, and Stilt-legged Man have already turned around Zhu Hu's house, and there is no one in sight. Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei were even more anxious, swinging their arms and legs to the extreme. As a result, as soon as they turned the corner of Zhu Hu's house, the two brothers were fighting with the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy respectively.

The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy followed behind Lan Yuliu. They were as happy as they could be. Idioms such as elated, elated, ecstatic, etc. were not enough to describe the joy in their hearts at this moment. Feelings. Lan Yuliu walked in front, still walking like a model, her two butt muscles moving up and down made the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged guy swallow their saliva. Suddenly, they bumped into Tian Da Le and Tian Er Lei from behind. They were as angry as they could be.

The one-armed Luo was a little better, he was tall and strong, and when Tian Da Lei hit him, he only trembled slightly and directly shot Tian Da Lei into the gutter under the eaves of Weasel's house. The cross-legged man was miserable. Tian Ermeng bumped into him. If he hit him and rear-ended Lan Yuliu, no matter how miserable it was, he would definitely accept it, and he would have to thank Tian Ermeng profusely afterwards. But when Tian Ermeng hit the rocker-legged guy, he noticed it in advance and wanted to avoid the rocker-legged guy, so his body center of gravity deviated. It was this deviation that caused Tian Ermeng to hit the rocker-legged guy not directly from behind, but from behind. It was a stiltsman who hit him at an angle of 45 degrees.

The cross-legged guy's body was thin, and his inconvenient foot happened to land on the ground at that time. He had already lost his center of gravity. Tian Erliang bumped into him at a 45-degree angle. It was like a master playing billiards, and he hit the cross-legged foot neatly in just one move. The guy entered Dan'er's open-air manure tank. Tian Erlei himself bumped into Lan Yuliu again. Lan Yuliu had quick eyes and quick feet. He shrunk his exquisite body and stretched his long legs. He tripped Tian Erlei and then kicked him into the gutter. His movements were as cool as possible. How cool and unrestrained, I watched the one-armed Luo stay in trance for a while, completely forgetting about trying to get the stilt-legged man out of the manure vat.

"Wonderful, wonderful, the great show at the old house is about to start, it's about to start!" Mr. Zhu walked slowly past Lan Yuliu and One-Armed Luo with a folding fan in his hand, without even looking at Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei in the gutter. Not even looking at the man with his legs crossed in the open-air manure tank.

Tian Xiaopi chased him to the scene covered in fish flesh. He looked around for his two brothers who could not see him. He called out to One-Armed Luo: "Hey, where are my big brother and second brother?"

One-armed Luo pretended not to hear and followed Lan Yuliu closely, fearing that she would suddenly disappear. When he saw Lan Yuliu walking into Tian Laizi's house, One-armed Luo asked, "Should I come in?"

"Of course, I will carry my luggage to you." Lan Yuliu turned around and smiled at the one-armed Luo.

The one-armed Luo almost fell to the ground, pinched his thighs with both hands, shook his head and asked, "Go to my place? Go to my place?"

"What? Not welcome? Then I'd better go to the cross-legged guy, he's alone anyway." Lan Yuliu walked into Tian Lezi's house on her own.

"Hey, hey, go to my place, go to my place." Just as the one-armed Luo was about to explain, the stiletto-legged guy rushed over, covered in shit.

The one-armed Luo pinched his nose and kicked the stilt-legged man with his big feet. He kicked and cursed: "Why are you joining in the fun, you loser? Get out of the way, the further away the better."

"You yourself are a loser. If you want to get out of here, get away as far as possible." The stilt-legged man's neck was stiff, and his throat was louder than ever.

The one-armed Luo got angry. When he saw that he couldn't kick him down, the one-armed man wanted to reach out and grab his collar. When he saw that it was covered with feces, he retracted his outstretched hand and kicked with his feet. As a result, he kicked him twice and then kicked him again. Stepping on a stone, the tall body lost its balance and stumbled to the ground.

Seeing the situation, the cross-legged man rushed over and rode on the one-armed Luo. His feet were inconvenient, but his hands were very flexible. He aimed his bow at the one-armed Luo's big face and slapped him violently from left to right. He didn't stop until his hands were sore and painful.

With his strength, the one-armed Luo could knock the man on the legs to the ground or stretch out his hands to pull the man away. But when he fell to the ground, his only arm was padded under him, and he could not move, so he had to let the man on the legs walk. The guy gave him a big slap.

The stilt-legged man slapped his one-armed Luo De, and wanted to get off his body to express his loyalty to Lan Yuliu and warmly invite her to live in his house. Just as she turned her legs, Lan Yuliu stretched out her beautiful head from the crack of Tian Leizi's door. With a smile as bright as a flower, she said, "Can you please stop hurting the feelings of brothers for me? In this case, I will still live here." After that, Lan Yuliu smiled charmingly at Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo. The smile made Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo's souls leave their bodies, leaving only their bodies full of raging hormones.

Lan Yuliu closed the door, and the one-armed man Luo Gai fell to the ground. After pressing him down, he stretched out his one-arm and slapped the man hard. He didn't show any mercy even though the man wailed and begged for mercy.

The thin body of the stilt-legged man was ridden under him by the big and thick one-armed Luo, and half of his life was lost. How could he withstand a fierce slap from the one-armed Luo's big hand like a cattail leaf?