god level spoof

() After buying the vegetables, Li Ye went straight to the kitchen...

Li Ye's cooking skills are really good. In more than half an hour, a table of dishes has been prepared.

Before Li Ye went up to call the two of them, he saw that they had already gone downstairs. Dugu looked at the delicious dishes on the table, and looked at Li Ye curiously: "You made these?"

"Yes, what's the problem?" Li Ye replied.

There was a strange look in Dugu girl's eyes, but she didn't show it. Instead, she laughed: "It's nothing, it looks very good, so I'll eat it first."

Saying that, Dugu Sister had already served a bowl of rice, and started to eat like no one else was there.

Seeing that Dugu Qiubai had already started, Ximen Chuuxue was naturally not to be outdone, and after thanking Li Ye shyly, he also sat down, eating and picking up vegetables likewise.

Li Qiang and his wife stared blankly at the two of them, were they being ignored?

But after that, the two of them had no time to be depressed, because Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuuxue destroyed the food too fast, but after a while, the two had already robbed them of a few dishes. Yes, it was a rob Light!

The two are worthy of being natural enemies, even at the dinner table, they are not spared, their eyes and expressions are absolutely rebellious.

Seeing the scene where the two refused to give in to each other, Li Ye patted the table: "Hey, you two, pay attention to your identities, you are sword gods and sword demons."

"Identity? What is it, can it be eaten as a meal?"

"My son fortunately worked so hard to cook the dishes, how could Chuuxue not eat them?"

Li Ye: "..."

Seeing that the two of them were in a turmoil, Li Qiang and his wife couldn't sit still, and joined in, competing with the two for food.

"Damn!" Li Ye cursed secretly, what nonsense he was talking about, it was the most practical thing to do.

Li Ye picked up a string of beans, but the next moment, the string of beans was gone.

"What's going on?" Li Ye's eyes widened.

I saw Dugu girl chewing the beans in her mouth, and said with a smile: "You are so kind, you even put vegetables for this girl to eat."

"I..." Li Ye felt his head hurt o(︶︿︶)o...

When Li Ye picked up the No.15 dish, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue each tore off a leaf of the green vegetable on his chopsticks, and he finally ate a small vegetable heart.

In the end, Li Ye couldn't take it anymore...

He turned around and buried himself in the white rice.

After a table of dishes was finished, sister Dugu and Ximen Chuuxue burped loudly at the same time.

"Hey, Xiaoyezi, I'm full, I'm going to take a shower first." This was Dugu girl's voice.Damn it, you can call me Ono, but don't put the word '子' after it, okay?

"My lord, Chuuxue is going to bed." This was the voice of Ximen's puppet.Khan~ Ximen Chuuxue, you are a man, even if you are a fake mother, don't call me a son, okay?I will treat you like a woman...

After Li Ye saw the two troublesome people leaving, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the table again, and found that even the soup had been licked clean by the two of them, and the dishes hardly needed to be washed.

Li Ye, who smacked his lips, looked at Li Qiang and his wife who were also depressed. Not only were they ignored, but they also suffered a devastating defeat in the battle for food.

There was no other way, so Li Ye had no choice but to put on the apron again, and fried a few side dishes again...

After finally finishing the family's dinner, Li Ye was exhausted, not only physically, but mentally as well. Ever since the two legendary characters appeared on stage, he had been in a state of exhaustion.

Li Qiang and his wife finally thought of the problem: "Just now, those two girls are..." As expected by Li Ye, Li Qiang and his wife completely regarded Ximen Chuuxue as a girl.

To be honest, this is the real world, not the clumsy models of cross-dressing or cross-dressing in movies.Ximen Chuuxue really gave birth to a pretty face of a woman, and it looks like a woman.

If Li Ye hadn't known the gender of Ximen Chuuxue before, it would have been difficult for him to tell the difference.

Li Ye explained to his parents for a long time, and the two finally understood, both of them were full of novelty: "It's incredible!"

"Yeah, even I can't believe it myself." Li Ye also sighed, he really didn't understand why the two were so different from the original, they were just like two other people.

After eating and drinking enough, what to do next, of course it is the big and small size.

Li Ye considered the previous incident about the water dispenser, and in order to prevent Dugu Meizi and Ximen Mistress from destroying the toilet and bathtub in the bathroom, he immediately rushed to the second floor.

Regarding Dugu girl and Ximen's pseudo-mother, Li Ye didn't dare to relax at all. These two guys are not only troublesome, but also a first-class super indeterminate time bomb. If you don't pay attention, your house will probably be demolished Lose……

After arriving at the living room on the second floor, Li Ye glanced left and right, and after finding no one there, he hurried to the bathroom, and found that, as he had expected, Sister Dugu and Mistress Ximen were looking around the toilet.

The two opened the lid of the toilet. When they looked inside, they found that the water inside was clear and transparent. How can there be a peculiar smell if it is cleaned carefully?

"Could it be for washing face?" Dugu girl muttered suspiciously, while Ximen's pseudo-mother shook her head: "This should be a natural well, and the water in it is for drinking..."

Li Ye listened with a strange expression, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter. If people knew that a generation of sword demons and a generation of sword gods used the toilet as a washbasin and a natural water well, I don't know if it would be shocking. Eyeballs popped out.

Fortunately, there was an incident about the water dispenser before, Li Ye's ability to bear it was much stronger, but it was also difficult to control himself for a while, and his expression can be described as colorful.

Seeing Li Ye, the host, appearing on the stage, the two immediately felt ashamed to ask.

"Ono (ya), I see you come here to go to the latrine, where is the latrine?"

"My lord, Chuuxue sees that there is only this natural well and that bathtub in this room. Is there any other convenience?"

Li Ye was very depressed. The tone of Dugu girl addressing herself was a bit local. Why did the three words 'Xiaoyezi' sound more and more like 'Xiaoyazi'?

"Uh, this natural well is... Well, this is the latrine." Li Ye pointed to the toilet, trying to maintain a calm tone and expression.

"..." Sister Dugu and Ximen Mistress were dumbfounded at the same time, looking at each other with a strange light in their eyes. ;