the last witcher

I felt that my brain needed to be restarted. After taking a few deep breaths, I happily came to the table of the Eight Immortals, "Thank you, Fourth Aunt, this is the happiest thing I have encountered today." "Let's eat, it will be cold in a while. "Si Gu said, and handed me a deep-fried dough stick, "Oh, why is Si Gu so young today? It should be because your hairpin looks good, and it really looks good. Today is [-], tomorrow is [-], and the day after tomorrow I will drink Wahaha." After saying goodbye to the third child, my mood suddenly brightened and I found the direction of my life, so I returned to the state of being talkative again, "You kid even dares to use it to make fun of the fourth aunt, why don't you ask for a beating?" The fourth aunt pretended to beat me with chopsticks , "Don't dare, hurry up and eat quickly." After saying that, I brought some small pickles for the fourth aunt.

"Where is the fourth uncle?" I sipped the soy milk and asked the fourth aunt, "I don't know who your fourth uncle heard said that waking up early and exercising can guarantee a long life. Didn't you just go out to exercise after eating breakfast? I don’t know what’s going on, I don’t listen to anything, everyone else listens to everything.” “That’s not good, exercise is a good thing.” I don’t understand why the fourth aunt heard that the fourth uncle went out to exercise He would be unhappy, so he asked the fourth aunt, "You don't know, people exercise in a small forest, by the river, in a small park around them, whether it's Tai Chi or group dancing, even if it's leisure time. You can also take a walk. Your fourth uncle is good, you can race along the main road, whether you say it is enough or not." The fourth aunt said gloomily, "Racing along the road is also an exercise." I still didn't understand. "You have to know that there are so many cars now (two beeps), even if they don't get scratched, the air is full of car exhaust. Your fourth uncle walks very fast, which means that what he breathes is poisonous and harmful gases. , don’t talk about strengthening your body, it’s all about yourself.” I completely understood what the fourth aunt said, and when I thought about it carefully, what the fourth aunt said was not wrong at all. The current city has already put people’s activities The space is compressed to the limit, and it is almost impossible for people to find a place suitable for exercise, so Si Gu's worries and depression are not wrong at all.

"You are like this, Fourth Aunt, buy a mask for Fourth Uncle, if you can't do it, you can wear a gas mask." I started to tease Fourth Aunt again, "Go, go, go, there is no seriousness all day long, hurry up Eat, after dinner, accompany me to see how Xiaoying is doing." After the fourth aunt found out that I was teasing her, she urged me to eat quickly, and was going to let me watch how to deal with Xiaoying's illness. "I'm full." I drank the soy milk in the bowl like drinking wine, and then waited for Si Gu to fulfill her promise.

Fourth Aunt looked at me angrily, "He is really an only child, everyone is an uncle, so I don't know how to help Fourth Aunt clean up the table." "Fourth Aunt, you go and prepare, I will clean it up for you right away." "That's about the same." After speaking, the fourth aunt got up and walked to the back room to prepare related things.I quickly got up, picked up the plastic bag containing the fried dough sticks, poured the remaining soy milk, small pickles, etc. into the plastic bag containing the fried dough sticks, and ran to the yard in three steps at a time, toward the outside of the wall " "Whoosh" and threw it out, less than a minute before and after, then went back to the living room, put the bowl in the kitchen sink, and went back to the living room.Because I was too lazy to fetch water, I poured the leftover tea from my fourth aunt on the Eight Immortals table, pulled out a few pieces of paper, snorted a few times on the table, threw the paper into the trash can, and looked back at the Eight Immortals table where I had breakfast. It's nice, it's clean, it's powerful.

Just as I was admiring my masterpiece, the fourth aunt came out with a small bag on her back. After seeing the tidy desktop, she gave me approving eyes, "Cleaning up is very fast." He praised me and said, "That's right, I'll take care of things, don't worry." I was happy here, when I saw my fourth uncle dripping soy milk down his head, with a few dried pickles stuck in his ears, holding a piece of paper in his hand that I had just done. Throwing out the plastic bag, I walked into the living room angrily, muttering: "Who is so wicked!" Since the fourth aunt and I were standing face to face, I couldn't see the virtue of the fourth uncle. Things were not going well, so I suppressed myself from laughing out loud, and hurriedly urged the fourth aunt to go to the side room in the backyard.

Before I reached the backyard, I heard chattering in the backyard.I walked out quickly and found that Xiaoying was standing under the poplar tree, looking up at the magpie on the tree, imitating the sound of the bird, as if communicating with the magpie in the book.

The fourth aunt followed up slowly, and after seeing Xiaoying's appearance, she stopped moving forward and silently observed everything that happened in front of her.The magpie called "Zha, Zha, Zha, Zha..." and Xiaoying also responded with "Goo, Goo, Goo, Goo...", as if there was only one person left in the world, one tree, one bird, and nothing else. Other things, a very comfortable and quiet feeling arises spontaneously.

I glanced at the fourth aunt behind me, and found that the other party did not intend to stop Xiaoying, so I followed the example of the fourth aunt and quietly observed Xiaoying's every move.This person and one bird chatted for half an hour, until the magpie on the tree flew away, Xiaoying stopped in disappointment.After seeing Xiaoying stop, the fourth aunt quickly came to Xiaoying's body, pinched her right hand to make a sword finger, and pointed to Xiaoying's eyebrows, and said: "Pray for Song Yanzong Chiji Jishe: Tai Chi The pen tray, the two chambers merge, the sun and the moon shine, the five stars descend, the three senses descend, and the gods are mighty; Tianhua Tianyi, responds quickly to the spirit, contemplates the spirit and refines the liquid, the tongue god is righteous, the spirit of the spirit guides the body, and the mind is the pill Yuan; always clear and always quiet, the Bianstone-acupuncture department of the heavenly doctor, Chengxiang descends, the heavenly doctor is a sage, and is true to the Tao, please descend today, Zhang Zhu and Wan Kai, the heavenly doctors of the Bianstone-acupuncture department, come in a hurry, 崦This is Zha La Pan She." After speaking, he suddenly tapped the center of the opponent's eyebrows with his sword finger, and said while pointing: "Yubu Zha Na Ming Ying Ying Ying, Yan Luo Podi Pin Zha Na She." (This requires a lot of attention. Enthusiastic applause, all his uncommon words, after all, they are spells, and the writing is really worrying, but the spell is true.) After clicking seven times, I found Xiaoying's body shaking, so I hurried to Xiaoying's Behind me, I was about to reach out to help her, but my fourth aunt kicked me far away.

I got up from the ground and saw Fourth Aunt glaring at me fiercely. I just remembered Zhu You's rules. When casting spells, men don't touch women's hands, and women don't touch men's hands. He didn't dare to say anything, so he had to stand aside and be a bystander.

The fourth aunt took advantage of the opponent's swaying neutral position, the sword finger of her right hand was still pointing at the center of the opponent's eyebrows, and her left hand took out a piece of wishing talisman paper from the bag. , the fourth aunt suddenly blew towards Xiaoying.Strange to say, as soon as the fourth aunt blew, a whirlwind immediately blew on the flat ground, blowing the ashes of Zhu You's talisman paper to Xiaoying's face, head, and body. Fall back.

to be continued