Pokemon the wrong way

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Bishas, ​​the masked uncle, held the dark ball that captured Celebi and laughed triumphantly, "The legendary elf Celebi is finally mine!"

"..." Xiaoyou, who bears the identity of "Hunter D", stood silently behind Bixias, seemingly calm on the surface, but in fact...

This fucker is completely unscientific! Hundan!

It’s obviously a powerful elf with all race values ​​of 100, how could it knock out 99% of the P with just a random electrotherapy, and then drop it in seconds with a dark ball? The agreed [-] rounds of fierce battle—— Well, this is actually not--but such a performance, Shera, is worthy of your race value, which is higher than that of dreams, worthy of the title of the legendary elf?

But the fact is that, no matter how much Xiaoyou complains, the "legendary elf" Celebi has now been packed into the dark ball, beeping and braving purple sparks and being beaten by the laughing Bisha Stan has it in his hand...

"Celebi!" When Bixias laughed and Xiaoyou was in a daze (in fact, he was complaining in his head), the righteous and passionate boy Xiaozhi gave full play to the advantage of his body before his mind and rushed forward. Hugging the mechanical legs of the walking machine, he climbed up with his hands and feet

"Hmph, stupid guy..." Bixias caught Xiaozhi's action out of the corner of his eye, put his hand on the switch of the energy shield, and was going to activate the shield after Xiaozhi climbed up a little more, and directly put Xiaozhi Smart down...

"Nani? Uh, go away!" Suddenly, several sparrows flew out from the woods, and surrounded Bixias, pecking wildly. The masked man was in a hurry when he didn't notice for a moment, so naturally he had no time to care about Xiaozhi who was climbing up. up

"..." Xiaoyou, who was standing next to Bixias, was also shot while lying down, and was taken as the target of the attack by three dogs. But I don't mind pretending to be flustered and playing soy sauce...

Taking advantage of this short period of time, Xiaozhi has already climbed onto the mechanical platform, and with a loud cry, he rushed towards Bishas - the dark ball in his hand

Seeing Xiaozhi and Bixias wrestling together, Xiaoyou immediately dispersed the guns around him two or three times, leaned over as if to support Bixias, and then "very carelessly" when she rubbed against the console. I slipped my hand" and pushed a joystick to the end...

Xiao Zhiai, we can only help you here

Immediately, the walking machine started to wobble like a drunk drunk, and the people on the platform couldn't stand still as if they were in a boat in a storm, but Xiaoyou was already prepared to hold on to the handrail tightly. The railing, and Xiaozhi is basically hanging on Bixias... So strictly speaking, the masked man is the only one who is most affected. took the dark ball out of his hand

boom!

Before Xiaozhi threw the dark ball to Xiaogang and others on the ground, the crooked walking machine crashed into a big tree, and the violent vibration shook Xiaozhi and Bixias who were entangled together. tossed down

"Uh... this was an accident" Seeing Xiaozhi fall heavily from a platform five or six meters high to the ground, Xiaoyou was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat

Even though there were many branches as a buffer, Xiaozhi fell hard this time. He rolled several times in a row and couldn't get up after lying on the ground for a long time. But even so, Xiaozhi still firmly grasped Celebi's dark ball. In his hand...until a thick-soled boot stepped on Xiaozhi's hand—this guy Bixias was unexpectedly agile, he jumped back and forth between the branches and the trunk a few times, and basically landed safely. to the ground

"Celebi is mine...no one can take it away!"

"Ugh!" His fingers were trampled and crushed by the boots, and Xiaozhi screamed loudly, but his hands still tightly grasped the dark ball

"Hmph, troublesome brat..." Seeing this, Bixias raised his foot, and kicked Xiaozhi's head hard without hesitation!

He was already thrown to the ground, and then suffered a sudden blow to the head. Xiaozhi passed out very simply, and the dark ball returned to Bishas's hands.

"Xiaozhi!" This is the exclamation of Xiaozhi's friends who came around the fallen tree

"..." Xiaoyou squinted her eyes, and gave up her plan to pretend to fall off the platform and knock down Bishas...

No matter how much you complain about Xiaozhi's various unscientific things, Xiaozhi is also a trainer partner from a town, so it is impossible to have no feelings at all. How dare this perverted uncle Bixia just kick Xiaozhi's head like this!

What a fool!What if I kick it into a brain damage again!

Originally, it was just a plan to disrupt Bixias' plan...but we have changed our mind now!

Now Xiaoyou decides to let this worthless masked man get Celebi for the time being, and then wait for him to get carried away and openly betray the Rockets... As long as there is conclusive evidence of rebellion, naturally there is no need to talk about humanitarianism or something to deal with a traitor. The Geneva Convention's...

We want Abo to wash your face... Let Vine monster wash your stomach... Let Super Iron Tyrannosaurus give you a full body massage... Let Weili pick up your soap...

Uh, the last one can be reconsidered...

……

"Huh?" Bixias, who had taken back his Celebi Dark Ball, was about to return to the walking machine, but when he looked around, he found that he was given by a group of wild elves who appeared out of nowhere at some point. surrounded by

Basically, King Nido and Empress Nido, who are usually assigned by p officials, don’t interfere with the river water. The circle bear and Daweili almost fight when they meet. Almost all the types of elves that can be seen appear here, ignoring the attribute system and not ignoring the ecological relationship, all the elves stare fiercely at the masked uncle, silently threatening...

"Hmph... what do you want to do?" Although he was surrounded by dozens of hundreds of wild elves and the number was still increasing, Bixias did not seem panicked at all. Celebi?"

"..." Xiaoyou probably already guessed Bixias' plan - because the dark ball containing Celebi in his hand no longer emits purple arcs...

"Let me tell you guys..." Bixias raised the corners of his mouth, showing an evil smile—in fact, no matter how he smiled against the background of his wretched mask, he didn't look like a good person. "The Sheila you are familiar with Bi, already...doesn't exist!"

The dark ball was thrown high, and a black light flashed that was much weaker than the big guys like Bangila Boss Kedora, and the green insect star Celebi appeared in the circle surrounded by wild elves with his eyes closed. A thin layer of translucent eyelids in the middle slowly opened, and the originally not very cute but at least large light blue pupils below have shrunk into a vertical slit, looking like a cold-blooded reptile

"Celebi, drive them all away!"

Bixias gave an order, and Celebi slowly raised two long front paws, and then swung down forcefully, a light red spherical energy field burst out with Celebi as the center, flying towards the The circle of wild elves spreading around the closest to Bishas touched this energy field, without exception, screaming and being knocked away, and the encirclement expanded a lot in an instant. What's more, Bishas, ​​who was also within the range of the energy envelope, laughed triumphantly and stood there, unscathed.

However, this is not over yet, the expressionless Celebi used the light red energy supercharger again. This time it didn't spread it out, but enveloped the energy around itself, and then just stared at the energy shield and charged directly. Towards the wild elves on the periphery... Celebi, who became the Berserker version of the Dark Ball, completely ignored any obstacles in front of him, and circled Bishas with an extremely rough flight path. Smoke and dust billowed, sand and rocks flew everywhere, trees were broken in the middle, little elves screamed and were knocked into the air, the scene was extremely chaotic

"Nima, the effect of the skill like Shenluo Tianzheng is an advanced application of mind power..." Xiaoyou looked at two red forks and an endless blood-drinking madman's dung fork with a weak flash (Note 1). Take a hundred to kill Celebi who is completely supernatural, his eyes are so wide that it is rare-as for why it is mind power, it is because the system information shows that among the skills Celebi naturally mastered, only mind power is closer to "Nima" Since it’s so powerful, why didn’t you use it when you were electrotherapy just now, Hun Dan..."

Friendly reminder from the system: The effect of the dark ball will increase the darkness, and Celebi's attributes will increase by 300%.

Well the system you win...

"It's great...it's great, Celebi!" Seeing that he easily killed a large number of wild elves in a second, and incidentally made a guest appearance as a demolition office that razed a small forest to the ground, Bixias' mouth Lie almost to the ear "Come! Let me see your stronger strength!"

In the air where Celebi was hovering, an invisible airflow gradually spun around Celebi, and the scattered leaves, branches, sand, stones and dust were gradually attracted by it, flying and being absorbed into Celebi's body On the outer layer of energy cover, a thick spherical shell composed of earth, rocks and trees was formed...

"Is this... a storm of flying leaves? Or is it a further unscientific application of thought power?" Xiaoyou said that she was almost numb, "Well... after Shenluo Tianzheng, it is actually quite normal to have another one who attracts the gods. ..."

"Hahahaha!" Amidst the flying sand and rocks all over the sky, Bixias opened his arms and laughed wildly, "Celebi! You really are the most suitable elf for me!"

The perverted masked man...Xiaoyou complained in his heart, you just stand there and giggle, and then eat a mouthful of leaves and sand.

As the volume of the civil shell enclosing Celebi gradually increased, Celebi's suction to the surroundings also gradually increased, and gradually some larger tree branches were also attracted and flew over. Xiaoyou quickly manipulated the walking machine to move the four The long legs penetrated deeply into the ground and fixedly lowered the height of the platform so as not to be sucked in - because just now a young woman in white clothes with long wine red hair made a negative teaching material, holding a broken The twig screamed "I'm the only one who hates it?" being sucked into that massive mix of trees and rocks...

Xiaoyou can probably guess what happened - so if you want to grab a fixed object, Musashi, you must at least find a tree stump or something. If you grab such a thin branch, you can't blame others for your death...

As for why Musashi?This is probably because of her personalized hairstyle with a lot of pomade, which caused the largest stress area...

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