Pokemon the wrong way

〃Well, although we know that we can’t fool anyone basically, there might be a chance)

The Forest of Life is an ancient forest inhabited by the patron saint of the forest. Therefore, the residents around the forest attach great importance to environmental protection. Not only have there been no large-scale felling of trees for hundreds of years, even the houses are built directly on the On the tree is a well-known tourist attraction in the Johto area

Only now, the historic forest is being wrecked by its patron saint

Celebi, who was captured by Bishas' dark ball and transformed into a dark elf, still maintains that apparently unrecognized superpower skill of the alliance. While moving slowly, she continues to grow the surrounding area by an unknown amount. Years of towering trees are mercilessly uprooted, broken and shredded, and then absorbed into the mixture of civil engineering around them, becoming a part of it...

Now the civil-engineering mixture formed by Celebi is already a huge sphere with a diameter of more than 20 meters, dozens of large and small spikes protruding from it, and a huge sphere with a hideous shape. The masked uncle Bishas sat proudly on the longest spike protruding in front of the sphere, proudly watching the chaotic scene created by Celebi in the forest not far behind him, It was Musashi who was tied up by several tree vines and hung upside down with his head down and his feet upside down—as expected of one of the trio with strong vitality. Wanxiang Tianyin", but she doesn't even seem to have lost a few hairs?

Speaking of which, how much pomade did Musashi put on the floor?That hairstyle can defy gravity...

As for Xiaoyou himself, he didn't follow the big earthen ball to join in the fun, but drove the walking machine abandoned by Bixias, carrying Kojiro and Meow, who were also almost abandoned, and followed behind leisurely. By the way, I was thinking about how to deal with this wretched perverted middle-aged man

"Later, I'll just find a reason to go to Bishas' side, and find a way to get a testimony from him that can clearly prove his intention to rebel against the Rockets..." Xiaoyou quietly took out a recording pen from his backpack , insert it into the inside pocket of the windbreaker "With the evidence and explain it to Uncle Sakagi, we can start to repair this pervert without any scruples... Abo blames his face, vines wash his stomach, and throws a piece of soap or something... ..."

"As for Celebi, it's better to extract enough genetic samples and let him go... After all, that idiot Xiaozhi seems to have a good relationship with this guy... Anyway, the Rockets have genetic samples to make Yameng... Said Yameng, who has a grass attribute, does not seem to be very powerful, and the attribute resistance is not very..."

"Little... er, it's not right! Lily... er, it's not right! Master D!"

"Look at the front, meow!"

Xiaoyou, who was awakened from the distracted state by Kojiro and Miaomiao's infatuated screams, raised her head, and saw the huge spherical civil-engineering mixture recede at some point in front of her, and a bright reddish light burst out from inside. And began to change shape slowly, the whole sphere began to narrow and elongate, the spiky spines that were originally distributed in a mess were shortened and some were elongated, and the obvious head, torso and limbs gradually began to appear...

"The big guy made by the dark Celebi..."

"Transformed meow!"

The deformed civil-engineering mixture is generally in the shape of a humanoid creature, with jagged spikes on the lower body, and two arms that resemble insect structures like praying mantises. A pair of bat-like wings with no wing membrane but a bare skeleton protrude from the back. The narrow shape of the head with two long tentacles is basically a wooden enlarged version of Celebi's head...

Uh, speaking of it this way, it seems that it cannot be called a humanoid creature at all?

It was a little far away and I couldn't hear the sound, Xiaoyou saw Bixias standing on the right arm of the huge civil engineering monster waved and said something-in any case, it was nothing more than an instruction such as "destroy it" without nutrition and connotation, Then I saw the monster raised its head and roared silently, and then a big opening was opened from the position of the monster's head and mouth, and a slender light red light shot out from inside.

To say that it is slender is compared to the huge body of the civil monster. In fact, in Xiaoyou's view, the diameter of the light beam is at least one meter. It was smashed to pieces, opened a wide and deep ravine in the forest, and then shot into the lake of life, setting off huge waves tens of meters high

"There is no flame in the explosion...don't tell me that this is another unscientific application of thought power..." Xiaoyou's eyelids twitched

Sherabi, if you had directly targeted Bixias with this move from the beginning, even without the increase of the dark ball, it would be enough to kill that wretched man with a mask several times, right?

"D, did you hear that?" After launching the "Super Energy System Destroying Death Light", Celebi's civil engineering monster retreated, and at the same time Bishas' voice came from the walkie-talkie on the walking mechanical platform "Come to me, I have something important to announce"

"Here we come..." Xiaoyou felt that Bixias probably felt good after seeing the effect of Celebi's big move, so he finally decided to officially announce the job-hopping declaration, so he reached into his arms and turned on the switch of the recording pen, and then controlled the walk The machine quickly came to the right side of the civil monster, raised its head and shouted to the masked uncle: "What's the matter, Master Bixias?"

"D, it's been hard working with me these days... Now your mission is over." Bixias looked at Xiaoyou with a malicious smile, "Celebi, destroy it"

"Eh?" Before Xiaoyou could react, she saw the head of the civil engineering monster suddenly turned to her side, and the light red light beam in the split "big mouth" had already condensed——

"Wait--"

"B!"

Before Xiaoyou could say a word, the light red powerful unknown light beam blasted the cross-dressing girl and the walking machine she was standing on with a bang—and brought along two angry shouts of "It's so annoying!" Feeling!" giveaway - turned into a star in the sky...

"Hey!" Musashi, who hung upside down behind Bixias and was used by the masked man to "witness his own strength", turned pale with fright at this sudden scene, "Master Bixias? What are you doing?"

"Hmph! That guy, do you really think I don't know that he is the eyeliner sent by Sakagi to spy on me?" Bixias turned his head and looked at Musashi with a sneer, "I have already obtained the strongest elf, and no one can Against my power..."

"Uh, does this have anything to do with you blowing Master D away?" Musashi's reaction seemed a little slow in this regard-by the way, she seemed completely unfazed by Kojiro and Meow Meow who were also blown away... …

"With Celebi, I don't have to be restrained by a mere Rocket Team anymore!" Bishas stood on the arm of the civil monster, opened his arms and looked at the St. Se laughed wildly and said, "I own Celebi! I am the only one who can dominate the world hahahahahaha!"

"Eh!"

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The death of the protagonist Zhou Fangyou is confirmed, and the book ends...

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Well, this is indeed impossible... (Note 1)

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"I didn't expect Bixias to kill me without even saying hello?" Xiaoyou rubbed his chin and said to himself. Unlocked "This perverted masked man's reaction was more decisive than I imagined, huh..."

"But! Bishas made a very fatal mistake—"

"That is to blow me and Kojiro out together!"

"If you get blown away with Kojiro and the others, your life will never be in danger!"

"Well, Xiaoyou..." At Xiaoyou's feet, Kojiro waved with a wry smile, "Although you seem to be saying something to praise us..."

"But should we find a way to go down first and then talk about it?" Miao Miao, who was above Xiaoyou's head, said

Well, let me explain that now Xiaoyou and Kojiro Miaomiao are hanging on the branch of a big tree two kilometers away from Bixias. , but the combined injuries of the three people are only three bruises, and the total bleeding volume is less than 15 milliliters—you must know that the three people were blasted hundreds of meters high by the violent energy shock wave and the death of the walking machine, and were thrown into the air. miles away...

What's even more incredible is that the specific locations of the three abrasions were on Xiaoyou's left forehead, Xiaoyou's left elbow, and Xiaoyou's right calf...

No mistake, the three scratches were all on Xiaoyou alone!Kojiro and Meow Meow!hair!none!hurt!Even Xiaoyou, who has the characteristic of undead vax, was rarely injured and bled—although only a little—while Kojiro and Miaomiao didn’t even hurt a single hair!

What a tough survivability this is!Or is this the inherent ability of the trio: as soon as they enter the battle, the luck attribute will drop to f-, and after a period of time after the battle, the luck will soar crazily to ex?

"...Ah Xu" is two or three kilometers away from Bixias (and Xiaozhi), so Xiaoyou released Geng Gui who had been holding back for a few days without hesitation, "Let's go down"

"Kou Jie!" Geng Guiguai yelled, waving its short claws, and a few clean Pegasus Meteor Shadow Fists interrupted the branch that was hanging on Xiaoyou and the three of them. He landed lightly on the ground, followed by two muffled bangs—Kojiro and Meow also landed safely. Although they both landed face-first, there should be no problem...

"Xiaojiro, Miaomiao" Xiaoyou patted the leaves still sticking to his body, and said to Kojiro and Miaomiao who just got up, "Bixias has openly betrayed the Rockets, and the attack just now is the most direct proof! Now I have to Let's stop that Uncle Masquerade from destroying Team Rocket's plan, do you want to come together?"

"Uh, this..." Kojiro and Miaomiao were taken aback for a moment, then sweated and their eyes wandered...

"Okay, I understand." Xiaoyou knew at a glance that these two guys had no guts to fight against Bixias. Of course, Xiaoyou didn't count on the fighting power of the two of them. Just now, I just asked casually That's all. "Then you guys just stay here and report the news of Bishas's rebellion to Boss Sakagi."

After finishing speaking, Xiaoyou took out the transformation tool bag and the portable elf ball transfer device like a suitcase from the backpack—"Hunter D" Mo Xia's backpack was hidden under the large windbreaker: "First put the little Change the lineup of elves, and send back the Arbo monster, the double-bomb gas fork bat and the vine monster that Hunter D used..."

"Next, exclude those who have been thoroughly used as trainers and have more obvious characteristics...the big super iron tyrannosaurus fossil pterosaurs are excluded, um, and the shining Menus...don't pretend to be pitiful like that Looked at me, Ah Xu, you couldn’t appear on stage because of your obvious personality.”

"Then let's look at Bixias' elves... Mantis and Maxuanla's fighting power is not very good, and Boscodora is a good-looking guy... The point is Bangira..."

"That...Xiao Youao" Kojiro said carefully while rubbing his hands, "I think we should report to Boss Sakagi? It's a little dangerous to fight that dark Sherabi..."

"It doesn't matter." Xiaoyou took out a poke ball that had just been sent from the teleporter and said with a smile, "It's just a panacea with a race value of 600. I have a more powerful guy here..."

Note 1: How can Xiu really want to do this for a moment