Merry and immortal mixed officialdom

What does it mean?Since we were picked up from the airport, no one has paid attention to us, and then we have been exposed to the sun until twelve o'clock, the shit is bearable, and the shit is unbearable.

"Director Duan, I suggest reporting to the main leaders of the province immediately. This Jiang Shen has become lawless. What kind of attitude is this?" Director Tang protested.

"That's right, I suggest to audit their office's financial expenses immediately. I think they must have a problem, the office is too extravagant--" Director Song of the Audit Office couldn't wait.

"Director Jiang is going to the palace, don't be in a hurry---" Director Li Zi of the Provincial Investment Promotion Bureau chuckled lightly. Jiang Shen entertained him comfortably, just like Jiang Shen was like a family in an instant. Now that he sent his cronies over, he made it clear that he also supported Jiang Shen.

"I'll go out and have a look." Min Aiping, Deputy Secretary of the Disciplinary Committee of Chengdong District, who had been silent at the side, walked down with a frown.

They had seen before that the cafeteria was on the second floor, one to the east and the other to the west with the meeting room, and now there seemed to be the sound of eating.

He is from the eastern part of the city, so he has naturally heard of Jiang Shen's name, but he is different from Jiang Shen's faction. He is also from the Tang family. Although he doesn't want to mess with Jiang Shen, Jiang Shen has gone too far today.

Wait until he walks to the west corner to take a look.

I handcuffed, and my nose was crooked. A group of girls in the cafeteria ate there.

Sitting together in twos and threes, everyone ate happily, but, doesn't this meal seem to be as it is in the legend?

Halo, there is not a single meat dish, shredded potatoes, small green vegetables, tofu soup.Ni, how do you eat this?

He swept his eyes and saw that they were all girls, all of whom were in great shape.

If you want to keep fit and lose weight, you can’t live without meat.

He stood at the door and took a look, and someone called out immediately.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that the leader is still here." Youmi ran over: "Where are the leaders, come here, hurry up and eat."

You think of us now?Min Aiping had a gloomy face, he was almost finished eating, and finally thought of us?

"No rush, when will Director Jiang come back? We'll just wait."

"Director Jiang just called to ask you. He was left in the palace for dinner by the queen. He told us to treat you well. Come and eat, and add more food today."

"-----" I'm going to a uncle, which is also called Jiacai.Min Aiping was so hung up that he vomited blood to death.

"Yan Fen, go, go to the conference room and call the leaders over for dinner." You Mi didn't care if he wanted to or not, and Yan Fen ran over to call for someone at the command.

The people in the conference room finally waited until someone came to order dinner, and everyone rubbed their stomachs and came to the restaurant with curses.

The decoration of the restaurant is also very high-end, exuding British style everywhere, and it is clean and bright, which looks more comfortable than a big hotel.

But everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the dishes.

Stir-fried green potato shreds, fried green vegetables, and three-flavored tofu soup. The names of the three dishes are louder and louder than the other.

"It's still an extra dish." Min Aiping said to the leaders with a sneer.

Damn, Director Tang's eyelids twitched, this is for extra food, what will happen if there is no extra food?

"Do you usually eat this?" Director Song couldn't believe it, and almost wanted to smash the canteen.

"These girls are arrogant and habitual. They all want to maintain a good figure, and they don't want to eat too much oil. It's hard for the leaders, but we have added food today---" There are more than 30 young women in the crowd. The oldest temporary worker in the office is a local British Chinese, and everyone calls her Sister Cai.

Following Sister Cai's gaze, the leaders saw Jia Cai.

an apple.

Everyone has an apple.

I'll go to your grandpa's. There are many spots on this apple. You can tell it's not a good apple at first glance.

Everyone's faces turned green.

"Director Duan, let's go out to eat." Deputy Director Zeng Huarong of the District Audit Bureau said cautiously.

"Go out to eat?" Director Song turned to look at him, who will pay for going out?Do you know how much a meal in London costs in pounds?you pay?

They came here originally to be entertained by Jiang Shen's office, but now who can afford to go out to eat by themselves.

In fact, we can report to the office with the invoice after we finish eating.

What if Jiang Shen doesn't report it?This guy is notoriously unreasonable.

Everyone made eye contact, and finally shook their heads and sighed.

Let's eat, just make some soup and eat a meal, it's good to be a vegetarian, it's good for your body.

Director Duan took the lead: "Haha, yes, yes, the food in the office is very scientific. We just happen to lose weight, and the doctor also told me to eat more vegetarian food."

"Seeing how delicious the little girls' food is, I want to eat it too." Li Zi also smiled.

Among the eight people, only two of them supported Jiang Shen.

As soon as the two took the lead, the others had nothing to say, so they had to sit down and eat.

Director Song is so angry, he thought he could eat and drink a lot when he came to the UK, because the consumption of public funds in China is relatively strict now, who knew that he would eat green vegetables and tofu when he came here.

Well, if you are vegan, you should be vegan, and the nithamad should be cooked better.

They saw that the little girls ate deliciously, and they guessed that this dish was quite delicious, but they all felt like vomiting after eating it in their mouths.

Not too salty, just too bland.

How about you, can this dish be eaten?The people in your office are all weird, right?

Xue Xiaoyin next to him was eating quietly, secretly amused, Master is really insidious, he cooks two kinds of dishes, put them together, and serve them differently, how can a person be so wicked?

Naturally, everyone was enraged by this meal, but no one of the main cadres was present, and Yu Shijun, who was connected to the machine, didn't know where to go.

Tang Jianshe was so angry that he couldn't find anyone, and he was as depressed as he wanted.

After dinner, we will arrange accommodation for them. At this time, everyone is already mentally prepared, so there is no need to think about the hotel.

Well, the dormitory on the fourth floor.

But, but, but---

Sister Cai told them very solemnly that the fourth floor is a dormitory for girls, and all the people live there are girls. How about this, two lesbians, Director Song and Director Chu, will live in the dormitory. The rest of you, see for yourself where you can live outside. okay?

"What? Let us find accommodation by ourselves?" Tang Jianshe was really about to issue the bid.

"Where is Yu Shijun, where is Ge Danni, your other cadres are called over? How unreasonable?"

"I don't think there are many dormitory-like houses on the third floor?"

"There is accommodation on the third floor, but Director Jiang usually doesn't live here, because the fourth floor is full of girls, so it's not safe and suitable."

"--We are all cadres--"

It's the cadres who don't believe you, a trace of contempt flashed in Sister Cai's eyes.

"Do you know how much it costs to live in London for one night? Does your office reimburse you?" Min Aiping asked coldly.

"This leader, our office doesn't have any other office funds except the salary from the financial appropriation. You can't let me, a temporary worker, pay for it." Sister Cai was neither humble nor overbearing.

After all, she is a native British Chinese, so she is not afraid of being a leader.

Hearing that your temporary workers pay thousands of pounds a month, Min Aiping really wanted to call out.

But that would show that he is not qualified.

"Don't talk to Luo Suo with her, you quickly call the three of you over here, we are about to start the assessment."

"What's the assessment?" Just when Director Tang finished speaking, Jiang Shenshan came late.

"Jiang Shen?" The eight people finally waited for Jiang Shen.

"Ah, I'm sorry, leaders, for keeping you waiting. Her Majesty the Queen is too polite. She left me for lunch, then for afternoon tea, and also gave me a knighthood. I'm about to report to the organization and the leaders. , am I suitable for receiving the title of the British royal family?" Jiang Shen ignored the others and directly asked Duan Chu.

"---What did you say?" All eight of them were stunned.

Especially Tang Jianshe and the six of them came to investigate Jiang Shen's problem.

But now, Jiang Shen said that the Queen of England would grant him a title.

This is a matter of checking farts, and it is an international joke to say it.

The domestic high-level heard that even if Jiang Shen was involved in corruption and bribery, he could not investigate it at this time.

"Don't mess around, you are a state cadre, and no state cadre can claim the British title." Tang Jianshe was anxious.

Director Duan also had a serious expression on his face.

This is indeed the first time to split the earth.

The British royal family has never conferred knighthoods on the current Huaguo national cadres.

"Director Jiang, may I ask why the Queen of England conferred the title on you?" Director Duan grasped the point.

"It's like this. Everyone must know the conditions for the British royal family to grant titles to foreigners. They must have made major contributions in a certain field or made important contributions to society." Jiang Shen was triumphant.

Everyone nodded. Everyone knew that Xiangmen had several big bosses, big philanthropists and officials who had received honors.

"Her Majesty the Queen believes that during my stay in the UK, I have promoted the economic development of the UK and made important contributions to the royal family, so she decided to award me the honor of GBE."

"gbe?" The eight leaders were dumbfounded, their faces blank.

"Gbe?" Sister Cai covered her mouth and screamed.

Judging by her expression, she seems a bit arrogant.

Tang Jianshe looked at Jiang Shen speechlessly. You have made fart contributions to promote the development of fart. Is it a medal bought with money: "What is gbe?"

Sister Cai looked at him with disdain.

"GBE is the abbreviation of Knight Dame Grand Crossr, and the Chinese name is 'Grand Cross Medal', which is the highest of the five levels in the 'Big Order of the Empire'."

"The other four medals are 'Commander's Medal', 'Commander's Medal', 'Officer's Medal', and 'Officer's Medal', among which 'Grand Cross and 'Commander' are knight knights.'”

"The Knight Grand Cross is limited to 100; the Knight Commander is limited to 845, and the Commander is limited to 8960. As far as the ranks of officers and ranks are concerned, there is no limit to the number of people."

"So far, there are only two people of Chinese descent who have received the 'Grand Cross'. If Director Jiang also gets it, it will be the third person of Chinese descent in the world."

"Back then, your Chinese general, Sun Liren, successfully rescued thousands of British soldiers in Ren'an Qiang Great Victory, but he only won a commander's medal."

Your sister, when I heard Sister Cai say so many treasures, many leaders cursed secretly.

Sun Liren saved thousands of people, is it not as good as Jiang Shen's contribution to the royal family?What have you contributed?

But they also had to be jealous. If Jiang Shen really got this kind of medal, it would be like a political protection talisman. In the future, if someone in the country wants to touch him, he must also consider the international influence.

"Let me make a suggestion." Director Duan said with a serious face: "Director Jiang, please report to the higher-ups. You really set a precedent. Listen to the opinions of the organization."

"I think so too." Jiang Shen giggled.