This society is not my harem

"Then... now we're going to announce everyone's secret."

In the auditorium of the International Department, Liu Chan stood on the podium, holding a bunch of notes in his hand.

This defeated opponent—according to the regulations, he must read out the secrets of all members of Class 24 here.

Because there may be obscene content in the secret, the atmosphere may be a little heavy if the teacher is present, so this time it was Liu Chan, the monitor of Class 23, who read everyone's secret, and the teacher was not present.

The secret is printed from the electronic manuscript, so don't worry about him seeing the font or something, I still respect everyone's wishes.

"It's starting—the first—"

- Goo

I swallowed.

It won't be detected, no problem.

I just wrote that I have a dual personality, ahem, they can't guess it's me.

I thought of this, but a little sweat dripped from my palms.

In case they are very interested in this, they ask around, and someone shakes it out...

Ahh——then what should I do? Wait, now think about who knows my secret... Well, Shiyue-senpai, Ling, and cousins ​​Yahuo and Yuyou... By the way, it seems Xue Yuehua also knows.

And I lost part of my memory in junior high school. It is said that I molested some girls when my second personality exploded...

Thinking of this, I became inexplicably nervous.

"The first one: When I traveled to the United States during the summer vacation, I spent $28 to watch adult movies in the hotel."

……

The first self-explosion is high energy.

I thought silently, but if this is anonymous, I really don't know who this person is.

If you are willing to spend money to watch adult movies in foreign hotels and lose the face of Chinese people, I can screen out half of the boys in our class.

I quickly looked around, and everyone was either looking at other people, or they were all sanctimonious and had nothing to do with themselves... Uh, I couldn't tell who it was at all.

"It's disgusting, who is this?"

"Haha, spent the money on adult movies."

The two girls in the row behind me discussed.

"Cough cough...be quiet, everyone."

Liu Chan coughed twice, intending to continue broadcasting the secrets of Class 24.

"The second picture: Actually, although I am a boy, I like boys."

"Cough cough..."

I coughed twice, this second one is another hairy thing!

That is to say, our class also has people who are fond of same-sex people... But it is relatively normal, it is said that one in ten people has the strong potential to like people of the same sex, so there are fourteen boys in our class.

However, there was an inexplicable chill on the back after hearing this message.

Everyone began to look suspicious of each other.

"Who is gay..."

"I don't know... it's not me anyway."

"Not interested in boys."

Several students in the class were discussing there. The first two photos were self-explosions on the topic of secrets. Uh, I hope that some too shocking secrets will not be revealed in the future.

"The third one... I am a foot control... I have bad associations when I see socks and the like (especially silk stockings)."

……

What kind of perverted self-explosion is this? First of all, I think it's great that the teacher didn't come to listen. If the Chinese teacher listened to this, the impression of our class will be completely ruined.

"Foot control...foot control..."

"gross……"

The two girls whispered.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with that."

Cheng Tianbo rested his chin and said slowly beside me.

That's because you yourself are a pervert with several perverted hobbies!

I was complaining so much in my heart, I sincerely hope that everyone can blew up some more pure content, don't always make jokes about your own perverted hobbies, and let the class 23 who is listening.

"The fourth one... The Psychological Research Department is my harem, um, I plan to recruit Xueyuehua into it for training."

……

Ahh.

Everyone's eyes gathered on me in an instant, looking at me with eyes as cold as ice——

If the Psychological Research Department is a harem, who is that person?

Soul light!Isn't it only possible for me to write like this!

But definitely not me!This society is not my harem!Haven't I said it many times!

"God Ji...you are trying to die."

Cheng Tianbo whispered viciously in my ear.

"Hun Dan, it's not me!"

I argued loudly.

Who is the guy who killed a thousand knives, writing this kind of comment is my perverted statement, this is deliberate murder, deliberate murder!Can't you just write your own secrets! ?

"This God Ji is really a pervert..."

"nausea……"

The girl in the back row whispered to me, I heard it!

"The old place, block him tonight."

"Well, this time I brought the guy."

I heard the two boys in the front row whispering so much, I heard it!

What is the guy, don't kill anyone, I was wronged!

"...Well, everyone's personal enmity will be resolved later, and the pervert will be punished."

Liu Chan on the stage concluded, looking at me coldly, as if saying: This guy is a bug.

Don't look at me like that, you bastard!

"The fifth one...huh?...uh."

Liu Chan was stunned.

He looked at the note in his hand in puzzlement, and after giving me a meaningful and resentful glance, he read slowly:

"The fifth picture: I want to marry Ji Shen."

……

I was stunned, hey hey, this fifth one is finally normal, it's not a self-explosive pervert or a false accusation.

It's a confession.

But what's abnormal is that it's a confession to me.

For me, a school-level pervert, no, the confession of the public enemy of mankind.

But after thinking about it... Uh, the person who can write like this quickly appeared in my mind.

Alice...

Although she is very taciturn.But he seems to like me a lot.

She said she wanted to marry me or something, she was the most likely, Xue Yuehua didn't really like me, she wouldn't say such things, and in class, it's impossible for other people to say that.

Well, that should be the case. Sure enough, I looked at Alice, who was two seats away from me. She looked at me with a reddish pretty face. Feelings of shyness and joy.

It's her...

"Then... the sixth... rely on..."

Liu Chan burst into foul language.

Uh, what happened to the sixth one, is it strange?

"The sixth one... has always had a wish: to marry God Ji."

……

what are you doing!

The audience suddenly exploded... There was a loud discussion about why, they also knew that if it was only one person, it would probably be my honorary fiancée Alice, but... if there was a second letter.

I looked at Xueyuehua next to me.

Her face also turned red instantly, but it was different from Alice's expression just now, a little surprised and strange.

"Uh... Xueyuehua... Did you write it as a joke?"

I covered my mouth and asked her in a low voice, hey, since you don't like me, don't write such things casually, it will kill me.

"This...isn't it...but..."

Xue Yuehua looked at me with starry eyes, a little puzzled, a little hesitant to speak...

Uh, Miss Xueyuehua, if this letter is yours, if it’s not, then it’s not...why are you hesitating to speak.

In other words, it could only be yours.

Two consecutive pictures are "want to marry me", it's over, my life will be lost tonight.

Thinking in this way, Liu Chan picked up the seventh note after the sixth, but when he opened the seventh note, his face was full of astonishment.

"The seventh... I won't read it anymore..."

After a brief shock, Liu Chan threw the secret note in his hand on the ground, angrily walked off the stage, and seemed to look at me resentfully.

A girl picked up the dropped note, and read in shock

: "The seventh one... I want to have a real wedding experience with Ji Shen."

I was stunned.

And Xue Yuehua beside her, her pretty face turned red all of a sudden.

"This seventh...is mine."

She said with a blushing face.