Reasoning Notes
Chapter 363 Reasoning Notes 8: Legend of the Pharaoh
Chapter 363 Reasoning Notes 8: Legend of the Pharaoh (13)
How did they come up?
As soon as he came up, Mi Kaka rushed forward and shook Wang Gang's hand excitedly. "Teacher Wang Gang, I really like your role as Ji Xiaolan!"
There were bursts of laughter in the audience.Wang Gang struggled to pull out his hand which was being shaken up and down, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "This Tibetan friend, I am playing He Shen."
"Ah, a slip of the tongue! A slip of the tongue!" Mikaka showed embarrassment for a few seconds, and immediately took out a book enthusiastically: "Then can you sign it for me?"
Wang Gang took the book, and the corners of his mouth twitched even more crazily... The book was called "The Autobiography of Zhang Guoli".
Please, Zhang Guoli is playing Ji Xiaolan!Is this kid sure he's watching TV? !When Mi Kaka read the book, she was also dumbfounded.He obviously bought "Wang Gang's Autobiography".But at this time, Qi Mu behind him showed a weird smirk.Before leaving, he secretly replaced Mikaka's book.
This scene is really embarrassing.Mikaka blushed so much that she just wanted to run away.And the audience in the audience couldn't help bursting into laughter again.Fortunately, Teacher Wang Gang was generous and didn't care about children. After signing, he found something wrong: "Uh...excuse me, are you together?"
"Yes!" Anyway, I finally got the autographed book.Mikaka turned from cloudy to sunny.
Yeah?But why is it so far away?Wang Gang felt that this pair of partners was really strange, but it was not easy to ask further questions, so he had to turn to the topic: "Then what are the collections you brought today?" Weirdly shaped urinals.A foul smell came straight to the nostrils.No matter how gracious Wang Gang was, he couldn't help covering his nose.
"What baby is this?"
"This is the urinal used by Kangxi!" Mikaka said innocently.As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked.If this is really the urinal used by Emperor Kangxi, is it okay?But Gong Wenjun at the guest table had an extremely ugly expression on his face.This is clearly the broken urinal that was presented to him for appraisal last time!I didn't expect these two silly boys to actually get on the show.
"Ah? Isn't it?" Wang Gang pinched his nose and looked at the pot in disbelief: "Are you sure it was used by Emperor Kangxi? Why doesn't it look like it hasn't been used for a long time?" Such a common style can be used by the people of the Qing Dynasty. Yes, the emperor's use of this is too cheap.Wang Gang also has many years of collecting experience, so he naturally detected the authenticity of this pot.
As a result, the young man on the stage was very confident: "Of course the emperor's urine is extraordinary, and it will last forever!" Mi Kaka's mouth was sharper than Ji Xiaolan's, and he pointed at Gong Wenjun: "Besides, this is Gong Wenjun." The teacher personally appraised it. He said that Emperor Kangxi used it. He also charged me 3 yuan for the appraisal! However, I also made money, and the teacher said that this pot is worth 1000 million!"
There was another ooh sound in the audience, and all cameras and eyes were aimed at Gong Wenjun.He is now sitting on pins and needles, sweating three thousand feet straight down.Oh shit!He really wanted to curse.It's okay not to mention the 3 yuan, but if he mentions it, he will get angry.Except the above 100 yuan is real, the rest are all counterfeit!Gong Wenjun insisted that he had been in the treasure world for so many years, but he didn't expect to be put together by two yellow-haired boys.He was angry and hated, if it wasn't for the show, he couldn't help but go up and beat up Mi Kaka.
But now there is a very serious problem in front of him.How can this broken urinal be hidden from the discerning eyes of the masses?After all, it's about his reputation.However, he thought for a long time, but couldn't make up a suitable wording, so he opened his mouth in embarrassment, speechless.
The host Wang Gang also pretended to be surprised: "Oh? It turns out that this is a treasure personally appraised by Professor Gong! Then, let's enter the guest appreciation stage and invite experts to appraise the treasure!"
Mikaka and Qi Mu walked towards the guest seat with the urinal in hand.
In the distance, a smell of urine came to the nostrils.Those experts were so smoked that they wanted to vomit, but they had to bite the bullet and come over to watch.Gong Wenjun sat in his seat, turbulent in the wind, and silently said sorry to his colleagues, please enjoy this rare experience in your life to the fullest.
He couldn't bear to look directly, and moved his eyes to the audience.Inadvertently, a face came into view.He looked slightly startled.How did it appear here?I saw that person sitting in the corner of the auditorium, his face was older than decades ago, he was wearing glasses, and the brim of his hat pressed his face, but Gong Wenjun recognized him at a glance.
What is it for? !That person is also looking at himself.Gong Wenjun and it looked at each other, disturbed.Qi Mu noticed his abnormality, as if he was staring straight at something, he followed his gaze and caught a guy wearing glasses and a hat in the auditorium.
Do they know each other?Qi Mu frowned, and quickly scanned the faces in the photos in his mind.He knew by heart the appearance of everyone in that photo except Xiaomeng.Soon, he found the suspect.In the group photo of the expedition team, the third person in the second row was a young man wearing glasses, somewhat similar to the person in the auditorium... Qi Mu's attention was completely attracted by that person.
A third survivor appears?
At this moment, the urinal was passed to Gong Wenjun.He was still looking at the man with glasses, but in the next second, his pupils suddenly widened—a golden mask quietly appeared behind the emergency exit door behind the auditorium.It's covered in bandages, it's holding a spear... oh my god, it's a pharaoh!Gong Wenjun's face turned pale as if seeing a ghost.The spear in Pharaoh's hand slowly lowered until it pointed at him!It seems to be saying - the next one is you!
"No!" Gong Wenjun exclaimed loudly, and the urinal fell to the floor with a "boom" between his trembling hands, shattering into pieces.At this time, the pharaoh who exited the escape area suddenly disappeared.The audience fell silent.The guests actually broke the treasures of the Tibetan friends!This is not a part of the program.Everyone didn't know what happened and looked at each other.The host Wang Gang was also at a loss for what to do about this sudden situation.
"Wow, you broke it!" Mikaka immediately yelled, and ran to hold the broken pot and cried, "My urinal, you died so badly! You stayed with me After so many years, I never thought that a white-headed person would send a black-haired person. Heaven, earth! Master Bao, I have a grievance!"
With a few more tears, Mikaka could be competing for the Oscar for Best Actor.
Gong Wenjun suddenly couldn't explain why.Although this is a broken and worthless urinal, it is now the chamber pot of Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty.And it was he himself who hung up the name.Even if he confessed honestly that he deliberately described a piece of junk as a treasure in order to steal money, but who would believe it?After all, he smashed other people's things, it's hard to argue.
no Zuo no Die!Gong Wenjun regrets that.He really shouldn't have cheated the kid's money back then.But how could he have thought that these two little bastards were so lethal.Reluctantly, this was the scene of the show, so he could only swallow his saliva, and asked tremblingly: "I'm really sorry. How much do I need to pay for this?"
Mi Kaka just wanted to claim 1000 million in compensation, but Qi Mu dragged him to the back. As the boss, he said, "You don't need to pay 1000 million. Today's discount promotion, you only need to pay 320 million and ten cents."
This price is...a dime more than the last time he used a fake vase to trap Mikaka.It was clear that this criminal named Qi Mu was retaliating with fire.Gong Wenjun had to admit defeat.Because there are hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at him all around.Guest seats, audience seats, and hosts.
But smashing the urinal also has an advantage, his reputation is preserved.No one will discuss the authenticity of this urinal anymore.However, the 320 million of the white flowers... Every time Gong Wenjun thinks of this, his blood pressure soars, and he urinates frequently.Fortunately, the host Wang Gang realized that the atmosphere was not right at this time, so he immediately interrupted the recording of the program and came out to smooth things over. "I suggest that the two of you can mediate privately. What do you think of these two students?"
Mikaka looked at Qimu and nodded, and followed suit.
"Mr. Gong, what do you think?"
Of course Gong Wenjun couldn't wish for it.So, Wang Gang invited the three people aside and gave them 5 minutes to negotiate.
"Well, you don't really want me to pay 300 million, do you?" Gong Wenjun said weakly.Mi Kaka put her hands on her hips domineeringly, "Didn't you also want to cheat me for 300 million last time?"
"I was wrong, little classmate, just let uncle go. I promise I won't cheat any more."
"Who will believe you? No, hurry up and pay!"
Seeing that begging Mi Kaka was unsuccessful, Gong Wenjun changed his target and walked up to Qi Mu pitifully: "Student, just let me go."
"Yes." Qi Mu replied very readily.Gong Wenjun and Mi Kaka almost thought they heard it wrong, and said in unison: "Really?"
"Really. But on one condition."
"What conditions?" You don't need to pay 300 million yuan, just tell him to run naked and he will do it!Gong Wenjun was overjoyed.
"It's easy. You just tell me everything you know. Including the real identities of the remaining three."
"This line!"
Sounds like a good deal.Originally, Gong Wenjun didn't think there was anything to hide about these things.He was about to tell the whole story when suddenly the cell phone in his pocket rang.He picked it up, and it was Xiaomeng's voice: "Don't tell them!"
Is Xiao Meng nearby?Gong Wenjun immediately looked around the audience, but found no one. "If I don't tell them, then I will have to pay 300 million yuan!" Gong Wenjun didn't want to listen to Xiaomeng's words.But he was moved immediately.Because Xiao Meng continued: "The book of gold is with me. You come to the backstage, and I will give it to you, but don't let anyone know."
Book of Gold!Gong Wenjun's eyes lit up, and his mood immediately changed from cloudy to sunny.This is what he has always wanted!As long as you have this thing, the 300 million is nothing! "Sorry, I want to suspend the transaction." He hung up the phone and said.
(End of this chapter)
How did they come up?
As soon as he came up, Mi Kaka rushed forward and shook Wang Gang's hand excitedly. "Teacher Wang Gang, I really like your role as Ji Xiaolan!"
There were bursts of laughter in the audience.Wang Gang struggled to pull out his hand which was being shaken up and down, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "This Tibetan friend, I am playing He Shen."
"Ah, a slip of the tongue! A slip of the tongue!" Mikaka showed embarrassment for a few seconds, and immediately took out a book enthusiastically: "Then can you sign it for me?"
Wang Gang took the book, and the corners of his mouth twitched even more crazily... The book was called "The Autobiography of Zhang Guoli".
Please, Zhang Guoli is playing Ji Xiaolan!Is this kid sure he's watching TV? !When Mi Kaka read the book, she was also dumbfounded.He obviously bought "Wang Gang's Autobiography".But at this time, Qi Mu behind him showed a weird smirk.Before leaving, he secretly replaced Mikaka's book.
This scene is really embarrassing.Mikaka blushed so much that she just wanted to run away.And the audience in the audience couldn't help bursting into laughter again.Fortunately, Teacher Wang Gang was generous and didn't care about children. After signing, he found something wrong: "Uh...excuse me, are you together?"
"Yes!" Anyway, I finally got the autographed book.Mikaka turned from cloudy to sunny.
Yeah?But why is it so far away?Wang Gang felt that this pair of partners was really strange, but it was not easy to ask further questions, so he had to turn to the topic: "Then what are the collections you brought today?" Weirdly shaped urinals.A foul smell came straight to the nostrils.No matter how gracious Wang Gang was, he couldn't help covering his nose.
"What baby is this?"
"This is the urinal used by Kangxi!" Mikaka said innocently.As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked.If this is really the urinal used by Emperor Kangxi, is it okay?But Gong Wenjun at the guest table had an extremely ugly expression on his face.This is clearly the broken urinal that was presented to him for appraisal last time!I didn't expect these two silly boys to actually get on the show.
"Ah? Isn't it?" Wang Gang pinched his nose and looked at the pot in disbelief: "Are you sure it was used by Emperor Kangxi? Why doesn't it look like it hasn't been used for a long time?" Such a common style can be used by the people of the Qing Dynasty. Yes, the emperor's use of this is too cheap.Wang Gang also has many years of collecting experience, so he naturally detected the authenticity of this pot.
As a result, the young man on the stage was very confident: "Of course the emperor's urine is extraordinary, and it will last forever!" Mi Kaka's mouth was sharper than Ji Xiaolan's, and he pointed at Gong Wenjun: "Besides, this is Gong Wenjun." The teacher personally appraised it. He said that Emperor Kangxi used it. He also charged me 3 yuan for the appraisal! However, I also made money, and the teacher said that this pot is worth 1000 million!"
There was another ooh sound in the audience, and all cameras and eyes were aimed at Gong Wenjun.He is now sitting on pins and needles, sweating three thousand feet straight down.Oh shit!He really wanted to curse.It's okay not to mention the 3 yuan, but if he mentions it, he will get angry.Except the above 100 yuan is real, the rest are all counterfeit!Gong Wenjun insisted that he had been in the treasure world for so many years, but he didn't expect to be put together by two yellow-haired boys.He was angry and hated, if it wasn't for the show, he couldn't help but go up and beat up Mi Kaka.
But now there is a very serious problem in front of him.How can this broken urinal be hidden from the discerning eyes of the masses?After all, it's about his reputation.However, he thought for a long time, but couldn't make up a suitable wording, so he opened his mouth in embarrassment, speechless.
The host Wang Gang also pretended to be surprised: "Oh? It turns out that this is a treasure personally appraised by Professor Gong! Then, let's enter the guest appreciation stage and invite experts to appraise the treasure!"
Mikaka and Qi Mu walked towards the guest seat with the urinal in hand.
In the distance, a smell of urine came to the nostrils.Those experts were so smoked that they wanted to vomit, but they had to bite the bullet and come over to watch.Gong Wenjun sat in his seat, turbulent in the wind, and silently said sorry to his colleagues, please enjoy this rare experience in your life to the fullest.
He couldn't bear to look directly, and moved his eyes to the audience.Inadvertently, a face came into view.He looked slightly startled.How did it appear here?I saw that person sitting in the corner of the auditorium, his face was older than decades ago, he was wearing glasses, and the brim of his hat pressed his face, but Gong Wenjun recognized him at a glance.
What is it for? !That person is also looking at himself.Gong Wenjun and it looked at each other, disturbed.Qi Mu noticed his abnormality, as if he was staring straight at something, he followed his gaze and caught a guy wearing glasses and a hat in the auditorium.
Do they know each other?Qi Mu frowned, and quickly scanned the faces in the photos in his mind.He knew by heart the appearance of everyone in that photo except Xiaomeng.Soon, he found the suspect.In the group photo of the expedition team, the third person in the second row was a young man wearing glasses, somewhat similar to the person in the auditorium... Qi Mu's attention was completely attracted by that person.
A third survivor appears?
At this moment, the urinal was passed to Gong Wenjun.He was still looking at the man with glasses, but in the next second, his pupils suddenly widened—a golden mask quietly appeared behind the emergency exit door behind the auditorium.It's covered in bandages, it's holding a spear... oh my god, it's a pharaoh!Gong Wenjun's face turned pale as if seeing a ghost.The spear in Pharaoh's hand slowly lowered until it pointed at him!It seems to be saying - the next one is you!
"No!" Gong Wenjun exclaimed loudly, and the urinal fell to the floor with a "boom" between his trembling hands, shattering into pieces.At this time, the pharaoh who exited the escape area suddenly disappeared.The audience fell silent.The guests actually broke the treasures of the Tibetan friends!This is not a part of the program.Everyone didn't know what happened and looked at each other.The host Wang Gang was also at a loss for what to do about this sudden situation.
"Wow, you broke it!" Mikaka immediately yelled, and ran to hold the broken pot and cried, "My urinal, you died so badly! You stayed with me After so many years, I never thought that a white-headed person would send a black-haired person. Heaven, earth! Master Bao, I have a grievance!"
With a few more tears, Mikaka could be competing for the Oscar for Best Actor.
Gong Wenjun suddenly couldn't explain why.Although this is a broken and worthless urinal, it is now the chamber pot of Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty.And it was he himself who hung up the name.Even if he confessed honestly that he deliberately described a piece of junk as a treasure in order to steal money, but who would believe it?After all, he smashed other people's things, it's hard to argue.
no Zuo no Die!Gong Wenjun regrets that.He really shouldn't have cheated the kid's money back then.But how could he have thought that these two little bastards were so lethal.Reluctantly, this was the scene of the show, so he could only swallow his saliva, and asked tremblingly: "I'm really sorry. How much do I need to pay for this?"
Mi Kaka just wanted to claim 1000 million in compensation, but Qi Mu dragged him to the back. As the boss, he said, "You don't need to pay 1000 million. Today's discount promotion, you only need to pay 320 million and ten cents."
This price is...a dime more than the last time he used a fake vase to trap Mikaka.It was clear that this criminal named Qi Mu was retaliating with fire.Gong Wenjun had to admit defeat.Because there are hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at him all around.Guest seats, audience seats, and hosts.
But smashing the urinal also has an advantage, his reputation is preserved.No one will discuss the authenticity of this urinal anymore.However, the 320 million of the white flowers... Every time Gong Wenjun thinks of this, his blood pressure soars, and he urinates frequently.Fortunately, the host Wang Gang realized that the atmosphere was not right at this time, so he immediately interrupted the recording of the program and came out to smooth things over. "I suggest that the two of you can mediate privately. What do you think of these two students?"
Mikaka looked at Qimu and nodded, and followed suit.
"Mr. Gong, what do you think?"
Of course Gong Wenjun couldn't wish for it.So, Wang Gang invited the three people aside and gave them 5 minutes to negotiate.
"Well, you don't really want me to pay 300 million, do you?" Gong Wenjun said weakly.Mi Kaka put her hands on her hips domineeringly, "Didn't you also want to cheat me for 300 million last time?"
"I was wrong, little classmate, just let uncle go. I promise I won't cheat any more."
"Who will believe you? No, hurry up and pay!"
Seeing that begging Mi Kaka was unsuccessful, Gong Wenjun changed his target and walked up to Qi Mu pitifully: "Student, just let me go."
"Yes." Qi Mu replied very readily.Gong Wenjun and Mi Kaka almost thought they heard it wrong, and said in unison: "Really?"
"Really. But on one condition."
"What conditions?" You don't need to pay 300 million yuan, just tell him to run naked and he will do it!Gong Wenjun was overjoyed.
"It's easy. You just tell me everything you know. Including the real identities of the remaining three."
"This line!"
Sounds like a good deal.Originally, Gong Wenjun didn't think there was anything to hide about these things.He was about to tell the whole story when suddenly the cell phone in his pocket rang.He picked it up, and it was Xiaomeng's voice: "Don't tell them!"
Is Xiao Meng nearby?Gong Wenjun immediately looked around the audience, but found no one. "If I don't tell them, then I will have to pay 300 million yuan!" Gong Wenjun didn't want to listen to Xiaomeng's words.But he was moved immediately.Because Xiao Meng continued: "The book of gold is with me. You come to the backstage, and I will give it to you, but don't let anyone know."
Book of Gold!Gong Wenjun's eyes lit up, and his mood immediately changed from cloudy to sunny.This is what he has always wanted!As long as you have this thing, the 300 million is nothing! "Sorry, I want to suspend the transaction." He hung up the phone and said.
(End of this chapter)
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