Just love female men: accidentally sinicized

Chapter 2 "The Lady" and the Prince Charming (2)
I kicked it again, and this time he was smart enough to jump away in time.He stood two meters away from me, and in order to show his demeanor, he finally restrained his laughter gradually.What I can't bear is that there is still a smile that can't help but appear on the corner of his mouth, and there is a faint disdain in the smile.

"You..." I was furious for a moment, but I gradually restrained myself, and various ways to resolve the embarrassment flashed through my head.

"You...do you know who I am?" I looked at the boy as calmly as possible, staring at him blankly and asking.

He frowned, and asked with a sneer on his face, "Why should I know who you are?"

Thankfully, after hearing this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and smirked at him: "Very well,
You don't know who I am, but let me tell you, I'm a female ghost, so don't walk alone at night in the future. "After finishing speaking, I rolled up my skirt, turned around and pushed open the door of the roof quickly. I ran down the stairs like the wind, ran into the wedding crowd in the hall, and disappeared in front of his eyes.

Years of embarrassing experience tells me that embarrassing things that happen in front of strangers who met once are not embarrassing things at all.

I think, in my life, I will never have any intersection with this annoying boy again. He doesn't know me, and I don't know him. After leaving the wedding, we will be separated by countless people and never see each other , Thinking of this, I walked leisurely among the crowd again, imagining myself as a swan strolling in the zoo.

After turning around, I found Miley in the bathroom. She was calmly drawing her eyebrows in the mirror, making them thin and long.Miley saw my gown in the mirror and nearly pictured herself with a monobrow.

She turned around and opened her mouth wide and exclaimed, "My God, how did you make yourself look like a slut."

In order not to let Miley continue to hurt me and attract the attention of a large crowd, I dragged her and quickly fled the wedding scene.

The bloody lessons this incident has brought to me are: don’t wear cheap clothes to any place where you can meet handsome guys;

A week after the wedding, even Miley almost forgot about the "messy" thing, I actually met that boy in the classroom where I was learning martial arts, the boy who witnessed my embarrassment on the rooftop of the hotel.I took a chance and thought that a handsome and popular boy like him should have a bad memory. If it wasn't for a beautiful woman like Fan Bingbing, he wouldn't remember it.

I have always thought that I am not a beautiful woman. Although I have received a few love letters from elementary school to high school, my love letters are nothing compared to Miley. What I am most proud of is that one of the boys gave I wrote a nasty love poem with a small and fresh style:
you

I am the moon in the water
It's the moon watcher, I want to hold up the water together with you
take it into my heart together

Although I don't know whether this poem was created by the male classmate or copied from somewhere, but I was moved by his talent. In order to express my gratitude and reject his love, I returned him the first letter in my life. The letter, the content of the letter was thought up by Miley for me, and the letter wrote:
i am the moon in the water
but freshly boiled water
the moon can be seen

but don't hold

burn you
So I think that guy like me will definitely not remember, definitely not.

It’s a long story to learn martial arts. At first, Miley fell in love with a muscular coach who taught martial arts, and dragged me to sign up together. There are three classes a month, and each class costs 100 yuan. Imagine the bloody scenes in the movie "Fight Club", imagine the muscle pictures of Brad Pitt and Edward Norton, I gritted my teeth and followed, no matter how bad I was, I could see the coach's muscles.After the first class, I realized that this fighting class is far from the movie.As soon as the muscular man coach opened his mouth, he made it clear that his sexual orientation was not with women, and several girls dropped out of class in tears on the spot.

Miley regretted it at the beginning, she left me alone in the martial arts classroom with the excuse that she was not suitable for martial arts training.Once the fighting course fee was paid, it was a semester. Miley used her eloquent skills to refund the tuition fee, and I was left to continue the class stupidly.Every time I think of this incident, I cast a resentful look at Miley, but Miley looked back at me with her nonchalant eyes, and said: "007, you study hard, and I will hire you as a bodyguard after you learn something. It's not in vain of your 007 name."

We met on a narrow road, when the boy saw me in the classroom, he frowned slightly.Bad, when he frowned that way, damn I knew he recognized me.Well, plan 8 failed and plan [-] went. I pretended to be stupid, pretended nothing happened, pretended that he had admitted the wrong person, and I would deny it to the death.I'm the best at playing dumb.

The blind coach even put me and the boys in a group for practice!I only saw a treacherous smile on the corner of the boy's mouth, my eyes almost went dark, God didn't want to see me.I tore off the name tag on my chest and threw it into the corner, then shook my hair wildly, trying to make myself look disheveled to cover up a little bit of appearance, and then changed my walking posture, which is the kind that looks very masculine.

I swayed like a convulsion to the center of the arena, faced him face to face, clasped fists, made a bow, and after the etiquette was over, I was about to fight.

"Don't remember me? You female ghost is not afraid of being wiped out in broad daylight?" He asked with a wicked smile.Damn, he really remembered me, how could he remember me.

My eyes are blind everywhere, try not to stare into his eyes, and say: "Don't strike up a conversation, I don't like this." I have a problem with this person, I can't look into other people's eyes when I feel guilty, and I will Been blinking out of control.

He laughed and said, "Pretend, I will recognize you even if you pretend, SpongeBob SquarePants." He purposely pronounced the words SpongeBob SquarePants out loud and every word. It turned red all at once, and I wished I could rush up and cover his mouth.I told myself that I must not have an attack, otherwise I would not call myself.

I caught a glimpse of his name on the name tag of the boy's Dao uniform, Su Lie' I urgently needed to change the subject, and blurted out to make fun of him: "Su Lie? You have the same name as that big carrot, Su Lie."

Hearing what I said, his face turned black, he took a step, grabbed my shoulder, and threw me heavily on the mat when I was completely unprepared.I feel like my whole back is about to break, I really don't know how to pity and cherish jade at all!It hurts me!
He is Su Lie, the philandering big carrot!Before that, although I had never met him, I had heard of his name countless times.

Miley has a gossip group for girls centered on her, mainly because she joins a yoga meditation club. I mixed in her group and went out for a few meetings. The content of the gatherings focused on various gossips on campus.It would be a pity if those girls didn't become paparazzi, because of their gossip spirit, I never stopped hearing about Su Lie.

In school, Su Lie's name is far louder than Guan Xige's.It is definitely not because of how handsome and practiced Su Lie is, nor is it because of his rather mysterious background of wealth, nor is it because of how popular he is in the drama club, but because of the speed at which he changed girlfriends, the fastest record is four Hour.It was rumored that he was watching a performance in the concert hall of the Academy of Arts, and his ex-girlfriends were sitting in the front, back, left, and right sides. For an ex-girlfriend party, two tables of mahjong would not be enough.He is not a playboy, what is it?
Su Lie looked at me twisted lying on the mat, grinned, and said intentionally, "SpongeBob SquarePants can't help falling?" Then he pretended to be a good person and stretched out his hand to pull me.I turned my head, a surge of anger welling up in my chest, I ignored him, got up by myself, and straightened my Taoist uniform.

The coach blew his whistle, and the second round of sparring began.

The time for revenge has come.Before Su Lie stretched out his paws, I quickly squatted down, grabbed his arm with lightning speed, and fell over my shoulder one, two, three, and flipped Su Lie onto the mat neatly, Su Lie He lay motionless on the ground with his hands clasped.The first time I was not ready, so Su Lie put me down. Anyway, I also secretly learned judo for several years without telling my father. "nickname.

It's just that Su Lie hasn't gotten up after lying on the ground for a long time, he can pretend better than me.

"Hey, don't you pretend to be dead?" I, who was still complacent, yelled at him when I saw that he hadn't gotten up on the ground.

Su Lie wrinkled his face in pain, and even looked so handsome in pain, it took him a long time to spit out a few words: "I'm dislocated."

"Who are you lying to?"

I didn't believe his words at all, I stood on the cushion with my chest in my arms to see how far this rascal could go.It's just that a few girls next to me heard that Su Lie was dislocated, so they swarmed up, and immediately pushed me into a corner, surrounded Su Lie to ask his health, chattering and asking the other boys to quickly carry Su Lie to the school infirmary.

Su Lie was really dislocated by me, anyway, I am famous.

Only later did I know how unlucky Su Lie was. The coach who taught martial arts was Su Lie’s friend. Out of friendship and help, Su Lie wanted to make the coach popular, so he went to a class. Unexpectedly, he met me, and even more so Unexpectedly, his arm was thrown off by me.So much so that before he was carried to the school infirmary, he gritted his teeth and said to me: "I'm not done with you."

"How can there be such an annoying person? Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs." After returning to the dormitory, I spread myself on the bed in a big shape, hugging my head for a while, annoyed, annoyed that I shouldn't go to boxing class, and annoyed that I shouldn't go to the boxing class. Is to attend a second marriage wedding.

Miley watched me sweep away the sunny days, her face was covered with haze, she didn't say anything to comfort me, she looked at me heartlessly and said: "007, I didn't blame you, who made you fall, and put I know that your grandfather is a veterinarian, but don't be brave. You almost turned Su Lie, a handsome guy who fascinates thousands of girls, into a broken arm. I'm really afraid that you will be thrown acid on the road , stay away from me these days."

Unexpectedly, the wolf was blocked, and the fox came.Su Lie's ex-girlfriend Yang Duowei found me and slapped me, I followed Miley's instructions and turned my right cheek to let her slap me again.After slapping me left and right, Yang Duowei scolded: "Idiot, bastard, you dare to approach Su Lie like this."

Miley also scolded me for being stupid: "In front of a rival in love, 36 tactics is the best strategy, do you understand?" Miley collected Yang Duowei's information for me. She is Su Lie's ex-girlfriend. She is much higher than me in terms of family background and talent. At the same level, I have seen mayors and governors since I was a child, and I can speak standard British English. I can also speak a few sentences of fluent French, and even served as an interpreter for visiting politicians from the United States.The cousins ​​in the family are all talented students from Ivy League universities in the United States.With Yang Duowei's good conditions, I think she is either insane or a masochist, otherwise how could she like Su Lie's kind of philandering.

In the dormitory, Miley flipped through the messages from her "informant" on her mobile phone, read them to me aloud, and finally came to a conclusion: "This girl can't be messed with, I advise you to take a detour if you encounter her in the future." .”

Ever since I dislocated Su Lie in the martial arts classroom and volunteered to connect his arm, but nearly disabled him, Su Lie has been with me endlessly.First, his ex-girlfriend Yang Duowei came to me and slapped me twice, then various people left me all kinds of alarmist remarks on the school forum, and some people prepared to "human flesh" me, and then, Su Lie himself Came to the door again.

"It's such a good thing to lose fat in the sky. It's still in your mouth. No matter how many people want to be dumped by Su Lie, they can't be ranked. Now he wants to take the initiative to dump you, so you should go." Miley said sharply Said that she put on makeup and was going on a date with the doctor's boyfriend.

At this time, Su Lie had used various means to get my phone number, and he threatened me to pay for the medical expenses on the phone!The compensation for medical expenses is false, but it is true that Su Lie wants to see me. He has already posted on the school forum that he will chase me and dump me again.As soon as this remark came out, it caused a huge sensation in the whole school, and I became a celebrity in this way, and became the number one public enemy of the girls.

What's wrong with this world, there are so many people waiting in line to be dumped.I swear I really don't want to provoke Su Lie.

Su Lie's hands were still not healed, so he came to the public classroom to block me. There were various channels behind his sources of news. In less than three days, he had already figured out my name, which dormitory I lived in and which door number. What college and department did he take and what public courses he took, and even the class time was clear. It was a shame that he didn't work for the CIA.He stood arrogantly at the door with a bandage on, searching calmly, scaring me so much that I hid under the desk and swollen my forehead.To be honest, Su Lie looks pretty good, if you look at him for a long time, you will fall for him.His appearance caused chaos in the public class. The girls rushed to take out their mobile phones to take pictures of him. I took advantage of the chaos and slipped away from the back door of the classroom without anyone noticing.

Although I feel sorry for the money, but in order not to see Su Lie, I will not go to the martial arts class.I used the injury on my forehead as an excuse to recuperate from my injury and skip class to watch American dramas and play online games in the dormitory.I didn't even dare to call to order takeaway. It is said that Su Lie sent someone to distribute takeaway leaflets downstairs in the girls' dormitory.I can only beg my grandpa to tell my grandma to ask Miley to bring me food. I hope that after ten days and a half, Su Lie will forget about me, or other beauties will show up and take him away.

Su Lie posted on 883 again, threatening that as long as I call him to beg for mercy and promise him three things, he might forgive me.He also private messaged me his phone number, and he is not afraid that I will make his phone number public to the whole school.

After a week of hermit crab life, in the second week, Meng Jinghui's play will be staged in the school's concert hall. I am a loyal audience of Meng Jinghui, as long as he plays, I will go to see it.But I was blocked by the student ticket office. I couldn't get tickets, and no one dared to give them to me. The field of drama is Su Lie's domain. He learned from the railway bureau and set up a real-name system for ticket sales. Tickets must be bought. Show your student ID and ID.He blocked me. Even the supernatural Miley couldn't get tickets for Meng Jinghui's drama.The day before the performance of the play, Miley came to me begging me with a sad face. She is a big fan of Meng Jinghui, and she almost knelt down to me: "007, you made me miserable too, go see Su Lie, go, I Please. If you really can't see Xiao Huihui's drama, I will break up with you."

There was no way, in the end, I still called Su Lie, and I can imagine how proud he was on the other end of the phone.

"Miss Lin, should we have a good talk." I don't want to argue, Su Lie has already made an appointment for a meeting place and time.This is not a negotiation, it is a threat.

"Talk about it, talk about it." I cursed secretly.

(End of this chapter)