Just love female men: accidentally sinicized

Chapter 3 "The Lady" and the Prince Charming (3)
After returning to the dormitory, Su Lie's arrogant tone on the phone was still echoing in my ears like a devil. I lay on the bed and plugged in my earphones. While listening to heavy metal rock music, I hugged Miley and took off my earphones. I analyzed: "Why don't we just talk about it, is it possible that he can still eat you? As far as I know, you are not Su Lie's favorite. You made him make such a fool of himself, but he also wanted to make a fool of you That's all."

Miley was wearing a deep-sea mud mask, her face was as green as a ghost, and she kept looking in the mirror non-stop. Suddenly, she rushed over as if thinking of something, and said, "I think of a trick."

"What trick?" Most of my spirits were lifted by Miley's face mask, and I sat cross-legged on the bed and waited for her next words, like a hungry puppy waiting to be fed.

"Think about it, doesn't Su Lie want to see you make a fool of yourself? If you don't ask yourself, make yourself a fool first, so that he won't be bored? But you have to have a sense of sacrifice."

I thought about SpongeBob SquarePants socks, and I was a little discouraged: "I was ugly enough at the last wedding, what else can I do?"

Miley snapped her fingers and said, "It's on me." She turned around and made a few mysterious phone calls.

When the appointed date came, Miley helped me dress up and pushed me out the door.

"Miley, you're going to sell me." I'm about to cry, isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.

"It's Su Lie who was wronged, okay? What's more, if I make up and dress you up, you can rest assured that Su Lie won't dare to pester you again."

Come see Miley's finished product.With her great connections, she got me a punk outfit—a studded jacket and studded shoes are the best anti-wolf weapons.Apart from the fact that the trousers with several holes and all kinds of tassels are cool, the eyelashes are too long to block the line of sight, and the eye shadow is too dark like a drug addict. Comrade Lin Zancheng, my father, will not recognize his daughter when he sees this outfit. Out of the outfit that would cause a heart attack, it achieved the effect of a ghost coming out of a hole. I was really worried that walking at night would scare people to death.

It’s not good to make an appointment somewhere, but it’s a small fresh coffee shop outside the school. You know, except that Miley occasionally wears a big flower dress on a whim and pulls me to sit in the coffee shop, take a selfie and pretend to be a pseudo-literary youth pseudo-small fresh, The rest of the time we passed the coffee shop, all pretending to be very disdainful and arrogantly walked by.

Miley always sighs: "What kind of society, what kind of aesthetics? I wish I had a gun, and I can kill a little Qingxin with one shot." Who said that Xiaoqingxin is so popular in the market now, there is no market for a big bastard like me Forget it, even Miley's kind of flirtatious style is not a thing. You can imagine how sensational it would be when I walked into a coffee shop full of small and fresh people in a punk outfit that looked like I had been raped by a domestic.In fact, I really want to hold up a megaphone to speak to everyone. All the judges can laugh if they want to laugh. It’s been ten years since you smiled. Don’t miss this opportunity. Time won’t come again.As soon as I walked in the door, a waiter ran over to guide me. I hurriedly said to him: "No, no, no, I'm not here to perform, I'm here to find someone."

The waiter tried hard to suppress the smile on the corner of his mouth, pointed to a place with a good view and said, "I know you are not here to perform, the people waiting for you are at that table." Face waved at me, he half covered his face with one hand, the closer I got, the more tangled his brows became.I walked up to him and sat down on the armchair opposite him carelessly, thinking that I had finally achieved the effect I wanted, and it would probably not be long before he should raise the white flag.

"Hey, how did you recognize me?" I asked casually after I sat down.

Su Lisi picked up the coffee in a gentle manner, took a small sip slowly, as if he had regained his strength, and said solemnly: "Your unique neural magnetic field spreads for ten miles around, it's hard not to recognize you."

Sarcasm of others is still polite, as expected of the president of the drama club.I was still waiting for him to raise the white flag, but he leaned back and leaned on the back of the gorgeous chair, like a condescending prince, and smiled as if seeing through me: "You think you can get rid of me like this ? Lin Qi, let me tell you, getting into trouble with me, Su Lie, is not so easy to get rid of."

What?I wanted to blurt out bad words, and based on the principle of making big things small and small things small, I asked him with force: "What do you really want? You don't really want to chase me and then dump me, do you? A busy person, not so boring."

"What do I want? You almost disabled me in front of so many people. At first I really wanted to chase you and then dump you, but I thought of a more interesting way to play." He said.I thought to myself: Am I your toy?Still more fun to play?Brother, how boring are you?You must have traveled back to ancient times to be the servant of the Ministry of Punishment, who specialized in the study of punishment techniques with the aim of making torture into tricks.

"Is it okay to lose money? Big deal, big deal I'll let you cripple me." I closed my eyes and swung my arms out, gesticulating in the air, and I gambled with a fluke mentality.

Su Lie was unmoved, and slowly said: "I am not short of money, and I am not a person who uses violence to control violence. I have my own way to solve problems. I have always been someone who gives me a little pain, and I pay him back." Ten times the pain." His tone was very similar to Miley's.

My heart became hot, and a ball of anger burned in my heart, and I almost burst out: "You don't want me to promise you with your body, do you? Don't even think about it."

I didn't realize how loud my voice was at all. Xiao Qingqing within ten meters all looked at me with horror written all over their faces.I thought it wouldn't be long before the waiter would come and drive me, a bad feng shui person, away.

"Hahaha! Thank you for thinking it out, just like you? Give me a promise?" Su Lie glanced at my chest, leaned back on the armchair and laughed so hard that I wanted to rush over and tear it up. his mouth.

I underestimated him, and a creepy feeling gripped me.It's hard to be caught.

"What exactly do you want?"

"Have you read "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"? I want you to promise me three things."

I thought to myself: copying Jin Yong, Zhao Min's upper body?There are three more things!Su Lie's eyes softened, and he said in an almost benevolent tone: "You can raise a few conditions on the basis of these three things, and I can satisfy you, but you have to think it through once."

"Funny, why should I promise you?"

He sneered, his eyes sharp like a sword: "Then you just wait and see how I deal with you, maybe I send someone to follow you and your friends every day, and follow you anytime, anywhere. must……"

Don't make such a fuss.I was angry and annoyed, thinking that Miley always liked to sleep naked in the dormitory. If he taught someone to sneak into the dormitory and install some kind of pinhole camera for sneaking shots, Miley would have to kill me first.

There is no room for regression, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. After hesitating for 2 minutes, I made a painful decision, "I can promise you, the condition is that I will not betray my relatives and friends, I will not do anything that violates the law and morals, and I will not have physical harm. Intimate contact, no physical or verbal attacks, no..."

Before I was allowed to continue to think about the conditions, Su Lie smiled slyly: "No problem, first thing, this Saturday, you and I have a date for a day, then I will pick you up." After he finished speaking, he stood up, straightened the corner of his clothes, I left, leaving me in a daze on the seat.

The so-called Tao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot high. The first round ended in a disastrous defeat for me.

Miley comforted me afterwards: "I can only say that Su Lie is crazy."

She heard me say that she was worried that Su Lie would find someone to sneak into the dormitory and install a pinhole camera, and she said proudly: "Actually, you don't need to worry about this. Even if you get nude photos and put them on the Internet, sister, I have nothing to be afraid of, maybe Zhang Yimou, Feng Xiaogang and others will come to my door and ask me to act nude."

Bad luck is contagious.In those few days, Miley and I were under the huge haze, no matter where we went, there were gusts of wind, and there was a "musty" smell all over our bodies. Others saw us detour three feet, and even the aunt who was cooking in the cafeteria was black. With a straight face, the rice spoon is stretched out very far, as if we have an incurable infectious disease.

Of course I was frowning because of Su Lie's date, it was already Friday, and even the time was against me, slipping so fast.

As for the reason for Miley's gloomy mood, it is because her doctor boyfriend Xu Zheng was forced by his family to go on a blind date without telling her. One can imagine how angry Miley was.Miley's anger turned into anger, but there was nothing he could do. Xu Zheng's mother was sick and hospitalized. He didn't dare to disobey his mother's wishes, so he had to pretend to keep in touch with the girl on his blind date, planning to make a decision after his mother fully recovered. The girl who made trouble twice and hanged herself three times, acted like she was going to die in front of Xu Zheng. When she learned that Xu Zheng couldn't go against her family's wishes, she said to him with a smirk: "Since we are all on blind dates and we don't dislike each other, you Just marry her, I know your family is urging you to get married, so you don’t need to send me wedding invitations, I’m very busy, but if you can’t find a bridesmaid, you can find me.” She walked away proudly with her chin up, and returned to But the dormitory looked at me coldly, and the resentful eyes made me worry that she would have hallucinations, imagine me as Xu Zheng, and then she would dismember me in a short time.

The matter of agreeing to a date with Su Lie, I thought to myself that it was just eating and watching a movie.No, with Su Lie's character, maybe he will make several scare dramas, such as choosing a date at a haunted crime scene, going to a dark restaurant to eat dark food, playing bungee jumping or something... To be honest, these It's all trivial to me, and I hope it's such a date from the bottom of my heart.No matter what kind of shock, I was mentally prepared, and the soldiers came to block the water and cover it with earth.

On Saturday morning, I prayed all night hoping for windy and rainy weather, and God didn’t want to see me. With my blue-gray face, it was clear and bright like never before, the sun was shining, and the breeze was gentle.

Su Lie drove a two-seater Mercedes-Benz sports car and waited downstairs in the dormitory. He wore a high-end suit and a brightly colored striped tie. He looked very tall, rich and handsome. He was never a low-key person. To attract people's attention.After hearing him honking the horn a few times, I hesitated to leave the dormitory. Although the peaked cap covered most of my face, due to the large number of onlookers, I could still feel the chilling eyes of the girls around me.

Miley said, maybe it won't be long before someone collects my hair and puts a cloth guy on me.

Miley, the strategist, was not by my side at the critical moment, and I felt very guilty.Miley couldn't calm down after the quarrel with Xu Zheng, so she booked a flight ticket to Lijiang on Friday night on the Internet without doing anything, and left chicly with only a carry-on bag.Before leaving, she let go of her harsh words: "If he dares to go on a blind date, my wife dares to go to Lijiang to have an affair!" and told me: "Seize the opportunity to date well, and I will take more photos of Lijiang for you." Heartless guy!
When the car drove out of the school gate, I saw a familiar face, and my heart felt twisted. The car drove too fast, and that face flashed past in the crowd. I suspected that we all saw each other.

Along the way, Su Lie had a smug smile on his face. He drove the car like a go-kart. The buildings and trees on the side of the road flowed out of the window like lines, which scared me into a cold sweat several times.Although I don't know what kind of tricks he is going to play, but looking at his side face that is as beautiful as a god, I comfort myself with Miley's words, dating a handsome guy, it is not a disadvantage to be taken advantage of.

The car finally stopped in front of the Xingguang Building on Shanghai Road. The area is full of luxury stores, rows of bright and beautiful glass windows, and the labels are labeled with the food expenses of ordinary people for several months.

Miley and I, who are obsessed with ancient clothes, are both people who are not interested in luxury goods. Nowadays, copycats can be copied without anyone noticing. It is not terrible to bump into bags and shirts with people.I am afraid of shopping, and I know nothing about clothing taste. I only wear jeans and sneakers all day long, thick jeans in winter and thin jeans in summer, and a pair of retro New Balance 574 sneakers on my feet, all year round.Miley says I'm boring, and I'm true, I'm compared to her, she's a butterfly, and I'm probably a moth or something.

In fact, I just have a slight choice phobia and fear of trouble.My aunt who worked in Hong Kong came back to run some errands a few months ago, and dragged me to this area for shopping, which made me almost foam at the mouth. In short, I was almost dragged away by a chain tied around my neck by my aunt.Miley is better than me. She has her own way of shopping. She chooses a goal and never stops until she reaches her goal. She is good at bargaining. After seeing her bargaining skills, I feel that I have spent a lot of money since I was born. Wrong money.

After getting out of the car, I cast a huge white eye at Su Lie, and had infinite contempt for him.He actually wanted to reform me!It's ridiculous, it seems that I already know a little bit about his ways, I seem to have been injected with a sedative, and my thinking is immediately clear.So I boldly laughed at him: "You don't mean to watch too many idol dramas and romance novels, do you? Don't say you want to give me the whole set on TV, what kind of sparrow turns into a phoenix."

I secretly rejoiced that to defeat an opponent, one must first understand the opponent's weaknesses. Doesn't the black-bellied Su Lie know that?He has no idea what my weaknesses are, and if he thinks that fixing me is just trying to reform me, he can't succeed.

Although I was not born in a wealthy family, and my father, Comrade Lin Chansong, is not a millionaire, but as a deputy director of the Cultural Bureau, he still has the capital to provide for the elderly and start a small business. My modern screenwriter mother, my sister and I have seen a lot of world since we were young, and my grandfather who is a veterinarian, I have also been in the animal world for real.It’s just that my father is a clean and low-key person, so he has been a deputy director for more than ten years. He always said that money is something outside of us, and we sisters are forbidden to waste a penny. Nagging for a long time, what is "a porridge and a meal, it is not easy to think about the source; half a thread, half a thread, the constant memory is struggling".After he divorced my mother, he felt ashamed of me and began to respond to my requests, but this "answer" also had to go through many twists and turns.

Su Lie didn't care about my words, and sneered: "Since it's a date, I have to do everything. I want to transform you, don't worry, of course I can transform you however you are beautiful, not to mention that you are not ugly, you still have some qualifications Yes, it’s appropriate to dress up and stand with me. Besides, don’t transfer the idol drama to me, no matter how much you change, I won’t be able to like you.”

He spoke eloquently.A breeze blew by the side, and I smelled a faint scent of expensive perfume on his body.The indescribable smell makes people feel comfortable.In fact, good weather is not a bad thing.

"That would be the best." I relaxed and responded loudly to him, and then walked into a fashion store with him, facing a dazzling array of clothes, the choice phobia fell again in an instant.

Su Lie seemed to be a regular customer, and the shopping guide lady who looked like a celebrity was very enthusiastic to guide us. Su Lie flipped through it casually, picked out a knee-length dress for me, and threw a pair of [-]cm high heels to me. I.

I hugged the shoes and said to him calmly: "If you don't want to see me fall to my death, I advise you not to let me wear high heels."

Su Lie raised his eyebrows, with a smile that was not a smile, and his tone was firm: "You have to wear it. I haven't seen a woman who can't wear high heels. Women are born to wear high heels." Then he asked the shopping guide to take me to the fitting room to change. clothing.

Women are born to wear high heels, this sentence Miley also said.It's not that I haven't worn high heels, but I don't know how to walk well if I wear them.

Damn it, he really hit my weakness.

(End of this chapter)