Just love female men: accidentally sinicized

Chapter 4 My Goddess and His Goddess (1)
After changing into the dress that strangled me to the point of dying, I stepped on the twelve centimeter high heels, and stood in front of Su Lie, swaying uncomfortably from side to side.If he has a good memory, he should remember that at the wedding when we met for the first time, although I was wearing a dress, I was wearing Converse on my feet.When I was about to fall, he strode up and held me up.Oops, this plot is too idol drama and too shy, but it happened to me a bit nondescript, because I straightened my body very straight, Su Lie seemed to be holding a corpse.So close to his body, so close to his majestic face, I had an out-of-body moment and forgot that I was fighting him.Then he pushed me up like nothing had happened, but I could read the look of total control on his face and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed at my gaffe.

I walked out of the fashion store with Su Lie in an awkward skirt on high heels, trembling, and I almost walked out in a mechanical dance posture.In the fashion store on the first floor of the building, it was a rare scene in a hundred years. Those shopping guide ladies ran out of the store one after another, wanting to see how I fell to my death.

Su Lie took two steps and looked back at me, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and finally couldn't help bursting out laughing: "Lin Qi, you're very sick." !Your whole family is sick!Do you want to try it on?Curse you to be reincarnated as a human demon in your next life!I held back my words and cursed him.

I thought that the next activity would be to wear this outfit to ride a roller coaster or something, but I didn't expect that Su Lie really just took me to a movie.I really couldn't figure out why Su Lie would bring me to the cinema to watch a movie, and what I watched was a romance movie.I forgot what the movie was about, because the clothes and shoes made me exhausted, and I fell asleep within two seconds of touching my buttocks on the soft sofa in the luxurious box of the movie theater, dreaming and drooling.

Su Lie woke me up before the movie was finished, and said coldly, "It's time, let's go." It seemed that watching the movie was just to kill some poor time before lunch.He looked at me with disdain as I wiped the drool off my mouth.

After leaving the movie theater, the sky suddenly changed. There was a cool breeze, and it seemed that it was going to rain.It seems that God still heard my tireless prayers.

I stood on the street waiting for Su Lie to pick up the car, because I didn't get enough sleep, I felt unreal, and this feeling made me very unhappy.The sky was overcast with a face, as if frowning at my outfit, and the clouds piled up with traces of lines.Pedestrians on the road walked briskly, and everyone seemed to have the same expression.Everything is contrary to my expectations, I just hope that this boring date will be over quickly before it rains.

The face I saw at the school gate suddenly flashed in my mind, and my heart beat faster inexplicably.In order not to let that bastard Su Lie misunderstand me and ridicule me, he quickly calmed down.

At lunch time, Su Lie drove me to a western restaurant. I walked in with him, and saw a girl standing up at a seat by the window to greet us.I don't have good eyesight, and I didn't see her clearly until I got closer.

God, she was unbelievably beautiful, she looked a few years older than us, in a simple white cotton shirt, jeans, no makeup, long hair loosely tied back.I noticed that she was using a paintbrush with indigo on it.With just this appearance, she is already shockingly beautiful, and there is a natural charm in her gestures.

I grew up so big, the moment I saw her, my heart burned like a volcanic eruption.I decided to take a picture of her and go back and pass it on to Miley, so that Miley could also be stimulated.Then I forgot that I was still wearing high heels, staggered up and asked her seductively, "Can I take a photo of you?"

Su Lie frowned.The beauty smiled, and when she smiled, she looked even better as hell.

"Actually, I hate taking pictures, but since you are Ariel's friend, I'll ask you to take more pictures." Her voice was really nice, and her gestures showed good self-cultivation.

She is so beautiful and hates taking pictures, how can she embarrass people who love selfies?I quickly aimed at her with my mobile phone and took a few photos, 360 degrees without any dead angle, and then sat down next to her to admire the beauty.She looked at me, then at Su Lie, with a smile on her face all the time, her eyes were as gentle as a virgin, and she asked Su Lie in a gentle tone: "You must be the one who dressed up the little girl like this again, you Look, how uncomfortable she is." I noticed that she said the word "again", it seems that there used to be sad girls like me who were brutally murdered by Su Lie.

The beautiful sister said jokingly: "Yesterday we made a bet that he had no friends, and he brought you here today. Are you really his friend? He is so difficult to serve, and there are still people willing to be friends with him."

Su Lie gave an obvious look, which probably means that if I tell the truth, I will die.I can only falter and say: "Hehe, hehe, hehe, he is barely a friend, he is a bit difficult to get along with." In fact, the crux of my heart is that we are not friends, but enemies!More than a bit difficult to get along with, he is a pervert!Big devil!
I found that Su Lie looked like a different person in front of his sister. He put away all his sharp claws and was as docile as a little sheep. He also shaved off his burrs like a hedgehog, looking a bit cowardly.Seeing him like this, I gave his sister a grateful look.I really want to tell her how perverted your brother is.Su Lie stopped me in time with a fierce look in his eyes.

It's worth it to have a meal with a handsome man and a beautiful woman, no matter how bad Su Lie is, it's worth it.At one point, I forgot where I came from, where I was going, and was completely lost.Unpromising guy.

The date is finally coming to an end, but Su Lie still looks very unhappy, wrong, he has never been happy, the combination of the two of us is a very old domestic animation "Mindless and Unhappy".After dinner, I said goodbye to the beautiful sister, and Su Lie drove me back to school.I stared at the photo of the beautiful sister on my phone all the way, and couldn't help giggling, thinking how much Miley, who always thought she was a beauty, would be stimulated when she saw it.

Miley and I share a penchant for looking at beautiful women over handsome men, so she's always looking in the mirror endlessly, feeling sorry for herself.Miley said: "People in ancient times had to be narcissistic when they went to war. What's wrong with my narcissism?"

I asked her why the ancient people were narcissistic in war, and she calmly said while dressing in the mirror: "Did you see the flag they raised, with the word 'handsome' on it?"

The narcissism to her level is unprecedented.Xu Zheng, a doctor of history, vomited blood and died after hearing this.

Su Lie drove the car very fast, while I was admiring the pictures of beauties on my phone, I thought that Miley should stop this time, there are so many mirrors in the dormitory, I'm afraid that one day I will attract ghosts.I completely forgot the sensory stimulation brought by the speed, and couldn't help but say to Su Lie: "The creator is really unfair, you and your sister are so good-looking." After finishing speaking, Su Lie gave me a hard look, Pull the car over to the side of the road.The stop was too sudden, and my whole body was inertial to move forward, and the seat belt strangled my intestines.

"Are you a stone head? Get out of the car." He said deadpan.

"Not yet at school." I looked at him puzzled, wondering what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, but he looked really angry.

"Get out of the car," he said sharply.

When I got out of the car, I couldn't stand still, so Su Lie drove the car away.I was left wearing an inexplicable dress and high heels, standing in front of a stall selling mutton kebabs, and the big brother who sold mutton kebabs was dumbfounded.

Obviously summer is coming, but it is like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, and the world is full of desolation.The sky started to drizzle sentimentally and the worst problem I faced was that my bag and all my belongings were still in the car!I don't even have a dollar coin for the bus!
Swearing a basket of bad words can't resolve my embarrassment and anger.This revenge is not a woman.

Miley came back from Lijiang on Tuesday.During the period, Xu Zheng came to me a few times, with a mournful face as if he was dying. I felt chilled when I saw it, and it was too much to chill Miley.After Miley went to Lijiang, she turned off her mobile phone, and there was no news at all. I know she has always been like this, and she is ruthless, so I can't help Xu Zheng at all.

After Miley came back, I told her all about my "dating" with Su Lie, and immediately showed her the photo of the beautiful sister. She was really stimulated and screamed: "Oh my god, it's so exciting, there is such a beautiful woman , I have lived in vain."

The two of us discussed whether we should enlarge the photo and stick it on the wall. When we pray to the Bodhisattva, we may become as beautiful every day. Thinking about it is a bit too much, and those who worship the God of Wealth may not always make a fortune. .

First I worshiped the goddess, and then I drooled and told how Su Lie abused me.

"Su Lie left you by the side of the road, you are penniless, how did you come back?" Miley asked.Her emphasis on listening to stories is always unique.I can only take it from the facts.then……

At that time, I was standing on the side of the road, the sky was drizzling, penniless, as sad as I wanted, I could sing "The White-haired Girl".You have to know that wearing such a revealing dress, you don't even know where you are, you are cold, tired and helpless.I later learned that people can always have a flash of inspiration when they are particularly difficult, and this flash of inspiration is completely instinctive.So I humbly begged a few dollars for travel expenses with the elder brother who sold mutton skewers behind me.

Why didn’t I know how to ask for a mobile phone to call for help? It’s a hundred times better than asking for a mobile phone.My whole life was literally ruined by this moment.

The elder brother who sells mutton skewers witnessed the moment when I was thrown out of the car by Su Lie, looked at me with sympathetic eyes as he watched Yuma’s TV series, and said distressedly: “Little girl, what’s wrong with being young, why waste yourself? As he spoke, he generously gave me 100 yuan, and asked me to take a taxi home to find my parents, and said earnestly, "Go back and find a decent job, and you have to live with integrity, girl." Anyway, I was already delirious, holding the 100 yuan and almost crying bitterly. After getting into the taxi, I realized that the big brother selling mutton skewers had mistook me for something... I wanted to cry but had no tears.

Miley burst out laughing after hearing this, until she burst into tears.

Miley once again used her powerful contacts to inquire about the beauty sister.The beautiful sister's name is Zhou Yunzhu, and she works as a painter at the Academy of Fine Arts next to our school. Her oil paintings have won many awards at home and abroad.She lost her parents since she was a child, and was adopted by Su Lie's parents as a goddaughter and raised as her own daughter. It is said that she had a first love who was studying in the United States.

After listening to this, I couldn't help sighing: "Both talents and looks, this world is too unfair!" Thinking of Su Lie's stinky face, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, "But why is Su Lie so angry? I didn't say anything wrong."

Miley laughed: "According to reliable sources, Su Lie has been secretly in love with Zhou Yunzhu."

I opened my mouth wide in surprise, and Miley stuffed an apple into my mouth and continued: "So, you are not his type, he is such a conceited person, he doesn't take girls at school seriously at all, because around you There is a peerless beauty, he is like Mr. Duan Yu, and Zhou Yunzhu is like the fairy sister Wang Yuyan, what kind of onion are you, idiot."

For some reason, I felt a little uneasy in my heart, that kid Su Lie was using me, and I was foolishly being used without even realizing it.God knows how much I hate being used.He made me embarrass myself in front of Zhou Yunzhu so that I could show his charm in front of Yunzhu.

I bit the apple to vent my anger.

After a few quiet days, I went to the library to search for information on Thursday and saw Miley and Xu Zheng.I'm not surprised that they reconciled. There were countless quarrels after a year of dating, and after that, you and I would fight each other again.

Xu Zheng rode his little electric donkey, and Miley sat behind him and hugged him tightly, waving and calling at me like a wild monkey from a distance, successfully attracting the attention of a group of passers-by. Showing off her silly boyfriend to the world.Xu Zheng drove the eDonkey crookedly, almost hitting the peach tree beside the school road, two fools in love.Freud said that people's IQ will become lower when they are in love.They are immersed in a certain world and can't extricate themselves, showing their wonderful love in a naive attitude where the whole world revolves around them.

For example, wearing couple outfits is very special when it comes to Miley and Xu Zheng.Because Miley only wears skirts with flowers, she searched and searched, and finally found a set of Hawaiian flower shirts that she brought back to her father when she was traveling in Hawaii, and forced Xu Zheng to wear them, and dragged Xu Zheng through the market. , looks like two macaws flying out of a tropical jungle.

The eDonkey stopped in front of me, and Miley said excitedly, "Let's go eat Japanese food, do you want to go?"

Xu Zheng greeted me honestly: "Let's go together, it's newly opened, and the evaluation is good."

I looked at the creaking eDonkey under Xu Zheng and Miley's buttocks, it seemed that it could no longer bear the weight of the two of them, and it couldn't squeeze the third person at all.I pointed to the eMule and asked helplessly, "Are you joking?"

"You're sick. Let's go there first. It's diagonally across from Xu Liushan's on the cross street. Come quickly." Miley patted Xu Zheng's back hard, like riding a horse, and said "drive." ", Xu Zheng obediently started the car and drove away, leaving me with the gorgeous back of her big flower skirt and the dust on the eDonkey's ass.

Heartless guy, will it take 10 minutes to walk there?I cursed secretly, intending to follow them.

My father, Comrade Lin Zhancheng, suddenly called and said that he would pick me up at the school gate to have dinner in 10 minutes.He is always so unexpected, there is no room for me to think about it.Before I could ask him where to eat and with whom, he hung up the phone.I got used to it too, and texted Miley that my dad was coming to pick me up and I couldn't go to her anymore.

After asking, I found out that my father's old friend Uncle Zhong came back from the United States and was going to Uncle Zhong's house for dinner.

Uncle Zhong and my father were both born and raised in the countryside of Guangdong, and they were admitted to a university in Beijing together through the college entrance examination.Speaking of the relationship between Uncle Zhong and my dad, it can be traced back to two young people living in the countryside of Guangdong. It is said that they slept on the same mat, wore a pair of trousers, drank a bowl of rice porridge, and chased the same man together. The girl, and that girl later became Aunt Zhong.Sometimes I think my dad is a failure, the second child in a thousand years, and he can't even catch up with girls.

"You don't want to ask anything more?" Dad hinted as he drove, waiting for how long I could bear.Yes, Uncle Zhong is back, so is he back too?He must be back too.

"Ask knowingly." I pretended to be angry, but actually my heart was beating wildly.

Dad laughed dryly, the car had already entered the villa complex, the villa complex built on a high place was surrounded by lush tall trees, and it was as cool as a summer resort in summer.The appearance of each villa looks the same, but the layout inside is different. It is said that a famous host lives in one of them.

The car drove into the parking lot road and stopped in front of a beautiful two-story villa.Uncle Zhong had already stood in front of the villa door to greet him, he smiled and opened his arms, just like when I was a child, I screamed and flew into his arms.

When I was a child, I fantasized for a long time that it would be great if Uncle Zhong was my real father. He would always be gentle and gentle to others, and love me like his own daughter. Because I moved to the United States, I cried for a while. Uncle Xingzhong hugged me and said with a smile: "Xiaoqi has grown up and become a beautiful girl."

Yes, it is this kind of tone and tone that I never tire of listening to, I miss it so much.Aunt Zhong also came out of the living room. She was well maintained and hadn't changed a bit after all these years.Well, it's changed a bit, but it's still beautiful.

"Where does it become prettier, but I still look like a tomboy, not a girl." My dad walked up slowly from behind, and he never forgot to hit me.

I slipped out of Uncle Zhong's arms, patted my dad, and said to Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong: "In the eyes of Comrade Lin Zancheng, I will always be the braces girl who wore glasses when I was young. Admit it, actually, he was afraid that I would be abducted."

Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong laughed, and my father gave me a look: "No big deal. I stuck my tongue out at him and ran back to the living room, bumping into someone's arms.

"Lin Qi." A strange yet familiar voice sounded from behind, very close at hand.I turned around and confirmed the face that had been lingering in my mind for the past few days. When I went back in time, a familiar energy accumulated in the old days injected into my heart, which made people happy.

Brother Siyu!The heart screamed a step earlier than the mouth.

I am ashamed to tell you that I have a collection of a couple of rabbit dolls. When I was traveling in Japan when I was a child, I asked my mother to buy them for me.Mr. Rabbit is called Brother Siyu.Mr. Rabbit has a tactile recorder in his belly. When other children are writing diaries, I will record to Mr. Rabbit. When I encounter happy or unhappy things, I will tell Mr. Rabbit.Now that I think about it as an adult, this kind of behavior is really hypocritical.

Because everyone knows that I liked Zhong Siyu since I was a child, Uncle Zhong even always teased me and asked me to be his daughter-in-law. Every time I heard it, my face looked like a dorayaki.

Six years, the time has passed so long, as long as a century. The number "6" is related to me. He is six years older than me, and he reappeared after six years away.He is more handsome and mature than I remembered. He exudes a good smell of body wash, exactly the same as in the past. Every time he appears, he is clean and fresh, making people feel comfortable just looking at him.

"Long time no see, do you miss me?" He grinned.

"Brother Siyu." I blushed as soon as he said that, so I could only say hello quickly, pretending to go to the bathroom and running to the bathroom.Dad glanced at me from the side and shook his head.

(End of this chapter)