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Chapter 4 Many people come and go, meet and part

Chapter 4 Many people come and go, meet and part

〔one〕

There is an Eclat Hotel in Fangcaodi, which is very luxurious.The first time I went to interview Nicky Wu was when "Scary Step by Step" first became popular.I remember Cheng Xianheng Hotel, asking passers-by everywhere, a girl was very puzzled, "There is no one in Beijing, you have to go to Shaoxing." After walking around for two or three kilometers, I finally found it.

After entering the door, I wandered around and remembered this place thoroughly. 1 yuan per night is still very spectacular. I really like the enclosed terrace that is bigger than my house. It would be great if the swimming pool could be changed into a hot spring.I am drinking champagne, looking at the glass ceiling, and there is a gentle muscular man next to me, the two of them are playing in the pool, you splash me a little water, I splash you a little water... The [-] words come out, tsk tsk.

My first job when I came to work here at Lao Niu was to shoot magazines for Lao Niu's newly signed artists.Revisiting the old place, and I will soon meet the artist I am serving, my blood is boiling.While the photographer was arranging the lights by the pool, I called Peng Song standing by the pool and asked him to guess who the artist Lao Niu asked me to bring?

Peng Songte cooperated, "Michael Jackson?"

"China's!"

"Leslie Cheung?"

"Wrists are not that big!"

"Chen Baolian?"

I suddenly got stuck, who is Chen Baolian?
Peng Song said: "You don't even know Chen Baolian? Didn't you have a puppy love when you were in the second year of junior high school? You developed early breasts with big breasts and were not fat yet. Everyone said you were Chen Baolian from No. [-] Middle School..."

"Hey, don't mention my glorious deeds, but don't tell me, I really looked like her at that time. You said that if I lose weight, change my age, and my whole appearance, can I be a Porn stars..." I suddenly felt something was wrong, and reacted, and sprayed Peng Song on the phone, "Michael Jackson, Leslie Cheung, and Chen Baolian are all dead! Should I take them? How should I take them? Am I a bullhead or horseface or black and white? "I thought to myself that I didn't go to work with you. I was so narrow-minded that I cursed me to death.

Just as I was thinking, Lao Niu came in with a newly signed artist, and I was so excited that I ran towards them.I yelled: "Surprise!" Unexpectedly, it was my lucky son!Fuzi who has had fatal encounters with you several times!
I didn't think the floor by the swimming pool was slippery, I didn't step on my high heels firmly, so I leaned over directly.I was shocked, if this head hit the edge of the swimming pool, it would kill me, I can't die.Maybe God heard my prayer, and my huge body fell directly into the swimming pool.

Otherwise, I'm lucky. The half-sized swimming pool is not deep, and it only reaches my chin. The chance of my destined true love, a handsome guy, jumping into the water to give me artificial respiration is unlikely to happen.I choked on a few sips of water, a carp stood up from the swimming pool, its hair covered my face, I was afraid that the crowd would come down to save me, so I shouted, "It's okay! Don't worry about me!"

Hey, why are you all so calm?I brushed the hair off my face, and found that the on-site staff were saving the photography lights by the pool. The photographer was more humorous, saying that I had splashed half of the swimming pool.

Because the contact lens slipped out, I could only vaguely judge that a mountain of meat on the bank was an old cow, so I slid over quickly, and the phone on the bank rang.If I fell into the swimming pool, the mobile phone could fall to the shore. I was so lucky.When I answered the phone, it was Peng Song's voice, "Who are you taking?" I handed the phone to the skeletal figure next to the body, "Peng Song's call, please answer it for me."

He answered the phone, lazily, "Songsong, I'm Xiaoyu... Well, I didn't expect my executive manager to be Fuzi."

I smiled, my life is simply the setting of the heroine of an idol drama, after countless twists and turns, I was lucky enough to run back to my beloved Hao Zeyu.A clump of "seaweed" floated to me, and I picked it up heartbroken. The only misfortune today was the door that I brought Rebecca's wig out of.Still true.

〔two〕

An expensive hotel is justified. The hotel staff sent my clothes to dry cleaning just like seeing my own mother. It is said that it can be done in two hours-but the dry cleaning fee is more expensive. You can buy me three clothes.

I was wrapped in a white bathrobe, Hao Zeyu was dressed in gray, and an old cow in black was held in the dressing room for the first mobilization meeting of Niu Meili Entertainment's management team.

Hao Zeyu asked Lao Niu, "Is Sister Dan still coming?"

Lao Niu wondered, "What is she doing here?"

Hao Zeyu nodded to the air, "Why is she avoiding me? I won't blame her."

Lao Niu’s sitting posture is very ladylike, with more than 200 catties squeezed on the chair, with his legs crossed, and his words are consistent, "Mr. Hao, I know that you are not happy to change the contract to me." No, no, no, I'd be happy. Don't think about it.Social etiquette, people like me who don't know how to do things can understand it.

But Hao Zeyu nodded naturally, "I'm quite unhappy."

So disrespectful?Is this still the sunny and beautiful boy I know who is very sensible and loves to laugh?How do people accept this?

But what a cow!As expected of a person who has served all kinds of annoying people, he turned from defense to offense, "To be honest, I'm not happy either. In my life, I like two things the most, money and men. And you, you can't make much money with you." , I don’t want to sleep with you, what do you think I can do?”

Lao Niu crossed and switched legs, Hao Zeyu stared at himself in the mirror, both of them regarded themselves as big names, and neither of them spoke.I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

There is nothing wrong with me, but I was afraid of such an embarrassing scene, so I quickly joked to myself, "You guys say, why am I so ugly in a bathrobe? Other women wear this to be happy together, but I am a pig in a bathrobe! Wow! Hahaha."

Hao Zeyu looked at me, "It's pretty good-looking, you are white."

"Cover your chest, I'm dizzy!" The old cow gave me a blank look.

The atmosphere was a little more relaxed. Although Lao Niu's words were still angry, he changed his style, "Since we are not happy, then we can only talk about money in future cooperation, not about feelings. This is efficient and fashionable. In the past, your agent I just talked with you, did you make money? No! You have been with her for so many years, and you changed hands if you said..."

Hao Zeyu patted Lao Niu on the shoulder suddenly, "Thank you."

This time the old cow was confused, and even I was a little confused. Hao Zeyu must have taken the wrong medicine, right?
Hao Zeyu smiled, as if he was a different person, "Don't mind what I said just now, it's nothing, I just got up and didn't wake up. It's good to follow you. I've heard others say that you do a good job in publicity .” He touched his cropped hair and looked at me, “Besides, in the past two years, I always feel that I will be popular, and maybe I am missing you.”

I thought about burning his hair, I blushed, quickly covered it up, and applauded loudly, "That's right! It will definitely be popular this year!"

Lao Niu shook his head, "Are you two doing pyramid schemes?"

Lao Niu turned on the computer, took Hao Zeyu's publicity plan and told him that Lao Niu's PPT was done very well, and he didn't finish the presentation after turning through dozens of pages.

I have summed it up, Lao Niu's main meaning is: the strategy of the former manager is: singing, acting, variety show, fashion have one shot and one shot, and they don't know what they want at all.His idea is only one: what is easy to increase fans, what to do, fan economy is king.Today, I shoot fashion blockbusters and post them on the Internet, and tomorrow I wear various famous brands and show myself live on the Internet.

After speaking, Lao Niu was very satisfied with his achievements, stood up and walked around proudly, "After reading so much, what do you want to ask?"

Hao Zeyu stared at the PPT for a long time, and subconsciously plucked the fur balls from his woolen cardigan—this woolen cardigan is so old-fashioned, my dad can’t even wear it, why is he wearing this today?
He tried to flip through the PPT, but he didn't know how to turn the page. Finally, he scratched his head and turned his gaze to Lao Niu, "Where did you buy this dress? It looks pretty."

Lao Niu didn't expect his talent to be ignored so much, he was so angry that he wanted to sit back on the chair, but he couldn't find the right position, so he sat down on the ground suddenly.

I pounced on the old cow and comforted him, "Does it hurt? That's fine. You haven't had sex for a long time, and grass is growing behind you, so you should weed your back."

The old cow rolled on the ground clutching his buttocks, and yelled to kill me by the way.

But Hao Zeyu squatted on the ground and looked at Lao Niu innocently, "You can't hurt yourself if you are angry with me."

The old cow didn't want to stay in this room for a second. He gritted his teeth and smashed the jar, "Okay, then let's hurt each other. You're crazy, right? I'm not afraid."

〔three〕

"He's not crazy, he's a poet." Peng Song told me on the phone.

I went downstairs to buy coffee for the staff, and at the same time called Peng Song for comfort.Because I was wearing a bathrobe and walking on the street, the clerk at Starbucks looked at me with slack eyes.

Peng Song continued on the phone: "My refrigerator doesn't dissipate heat well. I want to replace it. He hugged the refrigerator and didn't let go. Guess what he said? He said that the refrigerator is better than people's hearts. People are cold, but the refrigerator is still warm." Energetic."

"The contrast is too great. Is this the sunny, considerate, and brave young man I know who saves the beauty for a hero? I doubt he would hit someone in private."

"Don't worry, Xiaoyu's funeral is not the kind that can be seen by others. The kind of mourning written on the face is very low. Xiaoyu's mourning is called high-level mourning, and it is only for his own people to see. He is the one in his bones Pessimistic, guarding one's own unknown mourning, simmering and simmering for days, it can be regarded as a hobby..."

After hanging up the phone and entering the room, he saw the photographer losing his temper. He said that Hao Zeyu was fine and stuck there like a wooden stake, and he wanted to find his aunt.

Summary of the previous situation, aunt, that is, Lao Niu's name in the circle.

I can't say that Aunt Niu is tearing up with the makeup artist, because the makeup artist is late, her professionalism is in the style of a studio, and she heard that Hao Zeyu will be broadcasting live tomorrow. The makeup artist couldn't help but say, "Is there anyone watching his live broadcast?"

Aunt Niu was being pissed off by Hao Zeyu, and couldn't find an outlet, so she picked her up and scolded the makeup artist. The reason was that I was the only one who could scold my artist.

I handed coffee to the photographer, "You are troubled, but you can think about it this way, after all, he has a thin face, and you should be anxious if he has a fat face and a fat heart like mine."

Hao Zeyu was playing defending radish, I put the coffee next to me, and wanted to give some advice, but then I decided to forget it.In fact, Hao Zeyu can't be blamed. The theme of this issue is too unimaginable. It is estimated that the magazine will be published in the twelfth lunar month, and swimsuits are also photographed.

The photographer's creativity is also low enough, let Hao Zeyu and a few bikini female models show off their sexiness by the pool, the overall effect is very straightforward, the photographer has no choice but to shoot the female models first.

The photography assistant is moving the blower. His thighs are probably as thick as my wrists. He is very weak. I can't see it and hurry over to help.As a result, when people saw me, they blushed, turned down the blower, and ran away.I looked down and saw that my bra was exposed when I was moving things. Today I am wearing a good-looking woman without lace.This child, I don't even consider myself a woman anymore, you don't blush when you see a bikini, and you are ashamed when you see my bra!
After plugging in the blower, I thoughtfully turned on the switch. The blower was very windy. Although it made my hair disheveled, the bra inside was still wet, and the blowing was quite comfortable.The hair dryer made the bathrobe float up, so I quickly covered it, and suddenly I had a burst of inspiration, and I quickly greeted people, "Everyone, come and see! Does my posture look like Marilyn Monroe... Ouch, it's too windy... "The wind was so strong that my voice changed, and my cheek muscles were shaking.

The people next to me laughed, and a child helped me lower the air volume. The wind was blowing comfortably, and I posed in various poses with a calm expression, ordering the photographer, "Master! I have sacrificed like this, so you don't have any The urge to create?"

The photographer was very cooperative, picked up the SLR and started shooting. I was getting better and better, as if no one else was there.He took a few more pictures, and he couldn't help but laugh.I didn't care about him and started dancing, everyone laughed like crazy.

Among the crowd, I caught a glimpse of Hao Zeyu in the corner, and he was also grinning. I blinked at him and continued dancing.In fact, I don't know how to dance very much, any dance would be the scene of a car accident, but I know in my heart that everyone is very happy when I dance like this.

When I was a child, I was crazy. I often held a popsicle stick and said that I would perform ten shows for everyone in the place where the uncle played chess at the mouth of the alley.Mom scolded that there were thunderstorms in ten places, and I was in nine places.

In fact, I don't have that much desire to show off, I just like to see others happy.As for am I happy doing this?does it matterThe most important thing is that everyone is happy, and the most important thing is that everyone is happy.

〔Four〕

"Shall I treat you to dinner?" Hao Zeyu asked me nonchalantly when we got off the elevator.

"Why?" I looked at his face, neither salty nor bland.

"I don't want to eat dinner alone."

"Okay... okay..." Actually, I don't really want to go.

In the hotel, after I spread laughter and love to everyone, the on-site shooting went smoothly, and Hao Zeyu also changed back to the way I knew him, loving to laugh, polite, very attractive and just right for girls.Whether he performed well in front of the camera, he had ten souls in an instant.

After the shooting, he bowed to the photographer, "My out-of-fashion face can become fashionable thanks to your P pictures."

This good state was maintained until the old cow left. Hao Zeyu seemed to have turned the switch to OFF, and replaced it with a demented expression. .

After that, he just asked me if I had dinner with such a sullen face.If it was before, I would like to go with it, and I would be happy to watch it without taking me to eat.

But one day's life as an assistant completely changed my view of Hao Zeyu. How should I put it, I was quite afraid of such a good-looking and sad person. I couldn't touch his veins and felt that I was superfluous.To be honest, I really don't like this kind of mourning. If you want to mourn everyone, why torture yourself when you have nothing to do?Play masochism.

The barbecue restaurant that Hao Zeyu was going to was very small and dirty, and there were not many people sitting there. Hao Zeyu and I were sitting face to face, with a small folding table in between. The table was filled with skewers and so on. I tried to eat One bite, it turned out to be quite delicious.

Hao Zeyu took a few mouthfuls like a dragonfly, then pushed most of the food in front of him, propped his head up and watched me eat.

"Lose weight?" I asked.

"Eating is so annoying. Sometimes I wish I could grow chlorophyll and feel full when I stand in the sun."

I sneered, God is really fair, food and sex are also good, let yourself have a "sex", and forget about the other two - I guess this guy is also cold in personality.Eh, that's not right, I used to like Hao Zeyu quite a lot, but after working as an assistant for a day, why did my attitude towards him change?

I psychoanalyzed myself while munching on roasted leeks.In fact, it is also understandable that this kind of high-level beauties have been encountered before.I work in the subway, and when I was writing a fashion magazine privately, I was assigned a low-profile version of Wu Yanzu, the kind who can be secretly photographed on Weibo and said to be a handsome subway guy.He has a cold temper and is picky about others, probably because he thinks that I am quite knowledgeable, and among the girls, I have something to talk to, and later he was so nice that he could make an appointment to watch a movie alone.But after a long time, I feel that something is wrong with this person. He reacts like a knee-jerk reflex to you, careless, and cannot receive your kindness to him.Later, I didn't pay much attention to him, and there were rumors in the unit, saying that I was angry with him because of my failed pursuit, so I was not good with him.He also said that this man didn't like women, so he was close to Fat Fuzi.A colleague also asked about this, and I said that I really like it if I like it. I just like good-looking people, but it is purely from the perspective of appreciating beauty.It's fine to chase, as a fat girl with self-knowledge, this kind of person can only watch from a distance and not play with her. She is completely asexual, and people on earth can't satisfy her.Later, Xiao Wu Yanzu became bald...

The sound of the shutter of the mobile phone interrupted my memory of the past. When I turned my head, I found several girls in the store taking pictures of Hao Zeyu with their mobile phones.I have no aura by nature. If I stand up now and say with a stern face that I am not allowed to shoot, if someone on the scene says that Hao Zeyu is not popular and is playing big names, is it considered an advanced stimulation?

Hao Zeyu was chewing the mutton skewers like a normal person.

I asked, "Hey, why did you eat again?"

"Looking at the way you eat, I feel hungry too. Do you want to consider eating live? I think you have a special rendering power when eating. Anorexia will recover immediately after seeing you eat."

Let me discuss with Hao Zeyu to pack it up and change to another place. It's not good to be secretly photographed.

Hao Zeyu didn't care, "Just shoot it, I'm not popular."

I shook my head, "I can make up a particularly lethal topic on the spot, "Hao Zeyu eats with an unknown lady and has an ambiguous relationship."

Hao Zeyu smiled.

I was angry, "Why are you laughing? I want to look good, and this scandal is still worth a bit to you. If I grow up like me, appearing in the same screen as you will affect your artist quality. This is not bad, in case the reporter Make it a little bit cheap, "Hao Zeyu and a pig eat together, completely depraved", people in the circle will laugh at you for changing your career to become a breeder, okay?"

Hao Zeyu laughed so much that his mouth spit out.

I was angry, "You are still laughing, let me tell you, the showbiz is all about the high and the low, and the superstars are slapped to eat the flies. Idol eats in a small restaurant, if not popular, it is suspected that the economy is worrying"..."

Ruined!Why can't I open which pot and carry which pot!I found that I couldn't be smart, so I secretly glanced at Hao Zeyu's face.

Unexpectedly, Hao Zeyu clapped his hands and laughed, and everyone around him looked sideways.He laughed until tears came out, and asked the waiter to pack and pay the bill.When checking out, I tried to rush to check out, but Hao Zeyu pushed my wallet back and settled by himself.

I didn't dare to reply, I was still reminiscing about the action of him pushing my wallet, is he sullen and angry, and then I will show myself... Tomorrow, why don't I resign with Lao Niu...

Out of the store, Hao Zeyu asked me, "Where shall we eat then?"

we?Still continue to eat?It doesn't seem to be angry.I felt relieved and listed a few alternatives: coffee shop?KFC McDonald's?Sitting on the side of the road and chewing?Looking for another food stall?It's better than eating in the store.

Hao Zeyu made the final plan for me: eat at his house, which is nearby anyway.

ah?I can write [-] words of "ah" with mixed feelings, and the most violent one is regret: If I were thinner, more beautiful and younger, would I still have the right to misunderstand that Hao Zeyu wants to sleep with me?
I was desperate and had nothing to say, "Has my little pine nut ever visited your house?"

"After coming once, he won't come again. He said my house is too weird."

Strange, how strange?
〔Fives〕

When Hao Zeyu took the key to open the door, he complained that the voice-activated light in the corridor was broken and he couldn't find the key.

Carrying my packing bag, looking at his beautiful back with a wasp waist, I quickly weaved a perfect story.I said at the barbecue restaurant that he was not a popular idol, which angered him. He took the opportunity to ask me to go to his house, and then dismembered the body, tsk tsk... He is a past idol during the day, and a perverted killer at night, and he specializes in killing fat girls... ...Hao Zeyu's house is covered with white tiles, so that the blood can be washed away after dismembering the body, so my Xiao Songzi said that his family is strange...

As a result, upon entering the house, I immediately ditched my perfect crime story.His family is more than weird, it's simply perverted.

The 100-square-meter house is completely white with partitions opened.There are only two pieces of furniture in the house: a bed and a chair.A bed is a bed.Chairs, all chairs.The number of chairs is not surprising, but the origin of the chairs is quite scary.

The swan chair looks like the wings of sanitary napkins; the butterfly chair looks like a fishing stool at first glance, which is especially suitable for slumping on it; the PK9 is called the tulip chair because it looks like a tulip; the diamond chair is made of metal mesh, and I always I think it is very suitable for barbecue when it is placed on the fire; Eames is often mistaken for a boss chair, but in fact it is not suitable for a domineering president, but more suitable for a domineering president's mother; the petal chair seems to be held in the palm of the hand, which is very suitable for Jay Chou Eames chairs in various colors, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, are neatly nailed to the wall, and underneath is Eames's very famous fiberglass reclining chair.

My face was flushed, my heart was surging, and my heart was beating faster... I know everyone must look down on me, so why do you think that you are not so excited when you enter the furniture store?Let me put it another way. For example, if you are a woman who wants to pack a bag, you enter a big house, and there is a room full of LV bags. From the first suitcase in 1854 to 2016, it’s ugly. That series of colorful backpacks, more than 100 bags were left in a private house to ashes... Do you think you are high or not!

These chairs are all from well-known families. Those very famous architects have nothing to do with making furniture for themselves. They didn’t expect to have an effect that lasts forever. Many original versions were collected by museums.Even a designer who specializes in interior decoration can only buy a few replicas if he bites his teeth. Who has so many chairs at home.

Hao Zeyu thought I didn't know how to do it, so he was polite to me, "My house is a bit simple..."

I swallowed my saliva, "Don't tell me it's the original version..."

"There are also a few counterfeit goods..." Hao Zeyu was a little surprised, "You still understand this?"

"One, two, three, four, five, six..." I began to count the chairs, and if I counted 1 yuan each, this room is enough to pay the down payment for a small house in Tongzhou.

I burst into tears, "You are too rich! Since I was a child, I wanted to have my own house, without decoration, all painted white, and then put this kind of tasteful chairs." I walked around, "Hey, you Why only buy chairs, you add a tulip table, and then change to the same awesome lamp, I think about which one to change..."

I, whose home aesthetics are not directly proportional to my appearance, was so shocked that I was a little dizzy, and sat down on a chair in the corner.

Hao Zeyu stopped me, "That chair is not strong..."

I was just about to stand up, but the chair tilted, and I fell to the ground all of a sudden, and the chair fell apart a bit.Ouch, this chair is really not strong, and I'm afraid that this chair is very expensive, and if it is an original orphan, you can't buy it if you have money.But if you look closely, it is a very ordinary chair, with a disc, three legs, and the paint is mottled.It should not be an expensive chair.

But Hao Zeyu was stunned, his face turned red instantly, his eyes were all wrong, and he felt like he was about to explode on the spot.

I was a little at a loss, and rushed to the doctor to comfort the chair that was slumped on the ground, "I'm sorry, it hurt you, I'm really sorry, I'm too heavy..."

Hao Zeyu almost rushed over, trying to assemble the chair with his bare hands, just like rescuing a patient.But after going back and forth, the chair fell apart even more.He opened the kitchen cupboard instead and took out a toolbox, hoping to borrow tools.

I was too scared to speak out.

Hao Zeyu's hands trembled, the power of the electric drill was not right, the nails went straight through the disk, and the chair was even more out of shape.He was stunned for a moment, his eyes were red, he turned around, picked up the broken chair, opened the window and threw it out, standing there panting.

My apologies are my apologies, but what comes to my mind is more: Artists are really glamorous on stage, but they all have anti-social and violent tendencies in private.Thinking of this, I am not afraid anymore, what should I do?Pay it.

I leaned on a Windsor chair and pouted my buttocks for a long time before Hao Zeyu looked at me, "What are you doing?"

"Or you can beat me to vent your anger."

Hao Zeyu smiled, as if the program had returned to normal, but his face was still dark, "Sorry, I scared you."

I don't stand, I don't sit, I don't stay, I don't walk.

He still apologized to me, "You think I'm very sick, I think I am too." He said to himself again, "God is awesome, don't leave me any thoughts of the past."

In a blink of an eye, I suddenly understood: Hao Zeyu has been holding back for a long time, and it doesn't matter who I am, he just wants to find a tree hole to confide in.And I, at the right time and place, tonight, I became a human flesh tree hole.

〔six〕

"When I participated in the audition, wasn't it popular at that time to sell badly? The director set me up, and then I said everything. The audience and the judges heard that this child was too difficult. They all cried and disheveled. The other contestants are more handsome than me, taller than me, and more talented than me, but I have the popularity of the audience, no matter how strong you are, you can't hold me miserable, and I will be the champion in the end."

"I have never met my mother. She divorced my father when she was three years old. I heard that she married and went to the south. I don't hate my mother at all. If it were me, I would never live with my father. But men don't Scum, women don’t love, the key is that my dad is handsome, so my dad got married and left, and he got married again. Once, my dad led me to have a meal with three children I didn’t know. Our mothers are different. , are all the same bastard father, after the divorce, they were all dumped to grandparents. I once suspected that my father was created and sent to the world to sow seeds."

"The lives of my younger brothers and sisters are better than mine. At least my grandparents are there. Some of them are senior engineers or something. They live a good life. Don't the children who have been loved since childhood have a very peaceful world in their hearts? I think they and My dad gets along very harmoniously. He doesn't hate him, but also counts on him. Why can't I? I hate him very much, but I can't help but please him. Is it because my grandma and I are living too hard? Are people so divided emotionally?"

"Actually, this is not objective. Bitter? Is there any hardship in my life, isn't it just that my mother doesn't see me and my father doesn't care? I don't lack food or drink. My grandma's life is called a magnificent one. I was a widow in my 30s, and I was looking for a wife to spend my old age in peace. My dad threw me over, and the old man was not happy. When my grandma got angry, she didn’t like it, so I lived with my grandson. Grandma is stubborn. My dad gave me 2000 yuan a year. The old lady’s pension was not enough to support me. Then she thought of something. When she was in school, Harbin was still part of Manchuria. China When children want to go to school, they have to learn Japanese, so my grandma is very fluent in Japanese. My grandma runs Japanese cram schools. The teaching is not so good. The tuition is cheap, and the income of three melons and two dates is enough for the two of us. She worked hard. But the money was hard to earn. Lectures had to be stood up. When she came back from teaching Japanese for a day, she couldn’t lie down because of the pain in her back. She could only sit on a thin three-legged chair. It’s very sweet, say grandma, in the future I will make money to buy you a good chair, a chair that is very comfortable to sit on.”

"Doesn't it sound very warm, with the old and the young dependent on each other? No, my grandma is not that kind of ordinary old lady! Who is my grandma? For example, on the street, if my grandma comes over, everyone I have to look at her, she is such a beautiful old lady! Her hair is not dyed, it is all white! I have arthritis, and I still like to wear skirts all year round, so I wear that kind of red lipstick. I went to France for a photo shoot one year, and stood I was stunned on the street, all Paris is full of my grandmother's kind of disobedient and tidy old lady. She not only grooms herself, but also me. I go to nursery school, and my clothes are not the same every day. You know her most When did you get in the limelight? It was when I was picked up. When people heard that it was my grandma, the parents gathered around and asked where you bought your child’s clothes. Did you buy them? They were all made by my grandma stitch by stitch. Buy it with spare money! Later, when I went to primary school, junior high school, and art school, people thought my family was rich because I dressed well outside. In fact, the small shabby house we lived in was built by Russians in 100. There is no water, no bathing, cold in winter and hot in summer. But other people can't see these, just like they can't see that my underwear is all patches. Grandma said, there is 90 yuan, [-] yuan has to be worn outside , hidden in the tatters. We can be poor, but don’t be poor to the bone, or we will never turn over for the rest of our lives.”

"Usually, if you come from such a family, your parents are not allowed to educate you every day. Only knowledge can change your destiny? Even my bastard father, who met once a year, said that no matter how bad your grades are, I can only send you to the army. Otherwise, my grandma is interesting. She found that I was good-looking since she was a child. Everyone else sent their children to learn Mathematical Olympiad and English. Only she sent me to learn dancing and playing the piano. Send me to art school, I don't want to go, the practice uniform that the boy wears when he dances, with a big bag underneath, it's too shameful. But grandma said, Xiaoyu, our family has let you lose at the starting line. You can’t keep up with studying, society is divided into classes, you are not good at studying, let’s learn some art, blind cats will kill mice, what if you become famous, and being famous is beneficial. This is the only way you can change your background I don’t understand, but there’s nothing I can do. If you want to go to a good high school, you have to spend a lot of money on school selection fees. Grandma has no money, and my motherfucker dad won’t pay a penny. But go to those bad ones In high school, I probably won't be able to get into any good university, and I'm not that kind of kid who loves to study. Okay, just listen to grandma."

"According to my grandma's plan, I went to art school to prepare for the Beijing Film Academy. When grandma sells the house, it will be enough for my tuition fees for four years. But when I graduate soon, I will have barbecue with my friends, I was spotted by a TV director, and they are looking for a good-looking boy all over China. I thought it was a liar, and I didn’t take it seriously, but after my grandma heard about it, I asked the director carefully, and felt that Spectrum, let me participate. I said grandma, let’s not go to college? Grandma said that we have to spend money to go to college. Participating in this can make money. If it becomes popular, why go to college! I participated and passed the test all the way , won the championship in the Northeast Division, and then went to Shanghai to participate in the finals. Along the way, I gradually understood the education method of my grandma. Let you wear good things outside since you were young, so that you know what is good. Wear the broken ones In it, let others not see you, think you are very good-looking, and treat you very well, and will not discriminate against you for having no parents. Let you get used to being watched by others from childhood to adulthood, and you will not feel inferior. Let you brag She knows a little bit about playing, singing, playing, playing, chess, calligraphy and painting. It is too easy to participate in this kind of competition with this superficial skill. Grandma is really good, I am very convinced. But grandma said, I am a boy, so she dares to raise me like this. If it is a girl, she There is no way to be rich. A poor girl who is rich and good-looking will have a very miserable life in the future. Grandma said that she is an example, and she is counting on me to enjoy the life she has never experienced for her. "

"After winning the championship, other big companies want to sign me as an agent, but I don't want to. The brothers who competed with me have signed with the TV station, and I don't want to part with them. But grandma said, I have to go. Why? The TV station has signed so many contracts, and they are the only ones who can show their faces. Who are they allocated to? And the big company is in Beijing, and they are engaged in literature and art. If they don’t go to Beijing, why stay in Shanghai? That’s how I was The signing went away. After a few years, I could see the gap. The popularity accumulated in the competition can be bluffed for a year. After two or three years, several brothers who signed on the TV station were delayed. My grandma's vision is really good. poison."

"When I first became popular, I was really busy. I traveled to [-] places a month, released records, acted in idol dramas, sold photos, received commercial performances, and appeared on shows. I went on a trip, but my grandma said it was very good. There is no hundred-day success in flowers. When you have money, you should hurry to earn it. If you don’t become popular later, you can rest for a lifetime. I gritted my teeth and jumped around in front of the camera, and finally I saved some money and rented a very big house. I called my grandma to come and live with me. The old lady chatted with me and played tricks with me for a long time, but she finally came. She Such a pushy old lady has never been proud all her life. Now that her grandson has become a star, she can't wait to be tied to me every day. Later, I waited at the airport a long time ago, and I asked our driver to bring the company's nanny car. I was holding a bouquet of flowers, thinking where are the paparazzi, they come to interview me, if they ask me who to pick up, I will say that I will pick up my favorite woman, hahaha, wait for tomorrow On the headlines! Grandma suddenly became an old lady known all over China. But the plane did not come after waiting for a long time. I asked the service desk, and they said that the plane from Harbin had just taken off and then turned around and landed. A customer on board seemed to be dying. I thought to myself that this person is really annoying, he is not in good health, what kind of plane do you take, it will not delay my seeing my grandma. But I called my grandma, and it took a long time before someone picked up. He asked who you are, I said I was her grandson. He said come here quickly, your grandma is being rescued, if you dare not do it on the plane, it is my grandma."

"I stayed in Harbin until the first seven days before I came back. I didn't take anything with me. I didn't want to take anything away. I left the house to my dad. Before going to the airport, I returned to Beijing with the disc chair my grandma had been sitting on. When I got home, I opened the door of the room, and the chairs in the room were all good chairs. When I was a child, I said I would buy you a good chair, and I really bought it. Is it romantic? I was moved for my grandma. But I was wronged and complained to grandma , Old lady, you are really good, you don’t have a good life. Do you know how difficult it is for your grandson to get this chair? I went to Paris to take a photo shoot, and after a day of shopping, the translator asked me what I wanted to buy. I thought about it For a long time, I saw that the old ladies in Paris were bouncing around like grandma, so I asked the women with special taste here in Paris, what kind of chairs do they like to buy? I made a list, I bought these chairs all over Paris, and they were airlifted back to Beijing. When I came back to film, the translator said that she found a very good chair at a second-hand flea market, and it was very cheap. I said, I will trouble you to help me more in the future. Sou Luo, buy everything you like and send it to me, and I will pay you the purchasing fee! I saved so much, I wanted to give her a surprise, but she didn’t even say hello, so she drove west I'm so romantic for nothing."

"At first, I was considered a model worker, and I could not rest for five days in 360. However, when my grandma passed away, I was supposed to be in a play. I said I couldn't act, and then I gave the role to someone else. As a result, he acted and he became popular. Yes. This happened several years ago. The company still regrets mentioning it now. But I really don’t think it’s a big deal. My grandma is gone. Who will I show my popularity to? My life is pretty good now. I don't like cars or houses. I just love to buy clothes. I collect chairs that no one knows and throw them in this house. Is it meaningful? I don't know, but I think, Grandma is such a proud person, she is not reconciled to dying on the road to enjoy happiness, will she also come to see me? So I brought the disc chair back to Beijing so that she can find something to see me , I vacated the room and stuffed it with chairs, waiting for her to sit. If she sees so many chairs," he paused, "what would she say?" Hao Zeyu stared at a The Windsor chair was in a daze.

I also stared at it for a while. This Windsor chair is a variant. The back of the chair is like a peacock with its tail open. The material is invisible, but it is expensive to ship to China... Don’t even think about the chair. Two people are so cold, there must be someone to talk to. Bar.

I said, "You're really rich..." He turned his head to me, and I didn't think he understood, so I said, "I think your grandma would say, you're really rich..."

Hao Zeyu looked at me the same way he looked at the Windsor chair before.His eyes were so clear, I couldn't stand it anymore, and cried, "I'll just come up and eat a chicken wing! Why are you telling me this, we don't know each other well!"

I cried bitterly, scared.Really, at night, can you bear to play "Art Life" for you as soon as it comes up!

〔seven〕

Hao Zeyu sent me downstairs. Of course, we were very embarrassed. The streetlights stretched our shadows very long. The tall and thin one was him, and the dark one was me.

Of course, I am also reviewing. If I were a little girl, posting selfies with various Rinpoche aphorisms, the kind of quiet and good-looking, after hearing what Hao Zeyu said, I would definitely fall in love with him immediately.But if you are 30 years old, you meet your colleagues on the first day of formal employment, you see all kinds of psychopathy, and you accidentally go to his house for a meal, and this guy collapses, and he suddenly reveals his true feelings to you for half a lifetime. ,What do you think?got it.

I took out my phone and checked where the driver had been on the ride-hailing app.The driver is driving really slowly.

Hao Zeyu put his hands in his pockets and looked into the distance.He suddenly said: "Actually, I'm quite unhappy today." Huh?Which one is this?

"I feel that I have no dignity, and I was sold directly like an animal. It's so funny."

"Hi." I didn't know what to say.

"Originally, I really wanted to mess up everything today, and Zhao'er has already thought about it. But seeing you dancing over the fan, making everyone happy, I know, you are doing it for me, wanting to make me happy, take a good photo, and don't let everyone It's hard to do, so I just want to invite you to dinner tonight, I didn't think about it, I scared you..."

The car is coming.Hao Zeyu looked at the car, "So... today... I'm not like this usually, I'm quite normal, don't take it to heart."

I patted him on the shoulder angrily, "Hey! Why, you said it was nothing but something! Aren't you doing well today? I'm sorry for breaking your important chair .”

I was as light as a swallow and quickly got into the car. Hao Zeyu closed the car door for me, "Say it when you get home."

I nodded without any contact information of Hao Zeyu, "Okay, I will send you a text message when I get home."

The car started, and I saw Hao Zeyu standing there alone in the rearview mirror, and I suddenly asked the driver to stop.

I opened the door and went down to Hao Zeyu.There must be a beginning and an end in doing things, and I will accept the end.

I said: "Tonight can't just end like this. I always feel that I have to say something more. Hao Zeyu, no, let's call you Xiaoyu, which is more kind. I really think that when grandma sees those chairs of yours, she will be very happy." If you bought it from a foreign country, you will definitely feel that you are very rich and that you are doing well. She must be very happy. Even if she dies and cannot take care of you, she will not worry. She will think that in a world without her , you will still have a good life. So, I really think that you are really rich, and I didn't mess around with you. "

Hao Zeyu was stunned, he didn't expect me to say this.I thought about it, and went forward to hug Hao Zeyu, especially not the kind of carnal desire, the kind of hugging stray dogs on the street.

"I always feel that I should hug you. It's very hard to carry it by yourself. Poor boy, you have to work hard and live well." I let him go, waved to him, and walked to the car.

Hao Zeyu called me from behind, "Fuzi."

I didn't look back, I stretched out my hand and waved, "It's okay, what happened today, I'll forget about it after I hear it!"

"Fuzi." He called again.

I turned around, "what's wrong?"

"Fuzi!" He laughed and called out again.

"Crazy." Oh, I finally said this sentence today.

He didn't speak, just smiled and waved his hands.

In the car, I thought about it, the scene of this day is really an absurd unfinished web article, with no head or brain.But fortunately, I acted like a heroine just now, so I broke the ending into a Japanese drama.I hope that when Hao Zeyu wins the Best Actor Oscar, the words of thanks will mention this moment...

After swimming in the sea of ​​cranky thoughts, I still floated up, and there was still a lot to do.I poked my head over, "Master, I'm sorry, can you turn around again?"

"Is there anything else to talk about? Life and death?"

"No, I left something behind."

"What? Is it your heart?" I was stunned for a moment, this master must have read too many online articles.

The master glanced at me from the rearview mirror, frowned and covered his mouth, "Girl, let me say one more thing, you are so tossed about, I feel disgusted for him!"

(End of this chapter)

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