come on!you are the fattest

Chapter 5 It's better to dance, it's better to dance than to talk about feelings
〔one〕

Peng Song, a non-staff member of my family, disappeared for a while, and finally appeared. He drove our family of three to his new house to warm the house.Singing and laughing along the way, it seems that they are more like a family.

Peng Song's new home has high ceilings and floor-to-ceiling windows. The overall decoration style is the same as Xiao Songzi himself. It is fashionable in style and bold in color, but it has no cultural connotations, but it is more than enough to fool the old Beijing parents.After the old couple expressed their feelings for [-] words on the theme of luxury, they couldn't stay idle anymore. Mom took a towel from the bathroom and began to wipe the dust. Mom, take two!"

I rolled my eyes, this "rag" is from Yves Delorme, it costs 25 euros a piece, can it be good?
Dad also didn't notice, went out for a walk, came back with a bag of noodles, said to make dumplings at night, hummed a song and started chopping stuffing, ruining Peng Song's chance to go out to eat, he went into the kitchen to help Dad, after a while Then he came out tremblingly, "Dad started croquettes again..."

I was squatting on the ground to study the butterfly chair, and I didn't care, "It's normal, my parents are the kind of species that they can cook any difficult food in half an hour. Hey, it's useless to tell you, you also No mother, you don’t understand—where did you buy this chair?”

"Sent by Xiaoyu."

"That should be true." I lay on it, bathed in the unrivaled talent of a famous designer, "I said, how can an uneducated person like you have such good taste."

"You have taste..." Peng Song was about to reply, when a treacherous smile suddenly flashed on his face, and he shouted to the bathroom, "Mom, Fuzi just said that I don't have a mother."

A wet towel immediately slapped my face, and my mother scolded me, "Don't dare to say that, the house will be demolished in the future, and the new house will be written with the name of pine nuts! Why are you still sitting here? Serve dumplings!"

The dumpling stuffing is also common, leek and egg, and Peng Song bragged about his father's cooking skills as invincible in the universe. I am my own daughter, so of course I wouldn't be so flattering. I muttered, "This ball is too dry... Those who don’t like to eat leeks and eggs, this mouth is so delicious, what will I do next.”

Peng Song sarcastically said, "Yo, you are really dedicated."

Mom winked at Peng Song, Peng Song understood, and asked me, "By the way, how are you doing at Xiaoyu's place..." Dad glared at Peng Song. dumpling.

I can see all the secret battle scenes between the three of them.My parents were worried about my new job, and my mother asked Peng Song to ask. My father was afraid that my development would not be good recently, so he wouldn't let Peng Song mention it.A fool who no longer knows how to read words and expressions, is also as careful as a hair in front of the most familiar family members.Okay, I will cooperate and act.

"Excellent! Needless to say, this job is very comfortable, with free time, no work pressure, and no need to work overtime. Although the salary is not much, the benefits are good."

Comrades, I really didn't open my eyes and talk nonsense.I haven't had much work recently, and I'm so free that I even passed my driver's license test.Lao Niu didn't make any money from Hao Zeyu, he paid me half of my salary. Lao Niu was afraid that I would quit, so he even gave me a bag he didn't use.

Peng Song looked at his father, then at his mother, and finally couldn't help asking for the elders, "Who are you fooling? How could it be so good!"

"Really!" I replied sincerely, "Lao Niu is very kind to me, and Xiaoyu is also very kind to me." I tried hard to think about it, and found a shortcoming of family happiness to increase my persuasiveness, "That's Lao Niu. The relationship between Niu and Xiaoyu is not very good..." Hey, why, when I think of this, I can't eat anymore, it must have something to do with the fact that I ate two plates of dumplings!

"Forget it, I won't delay the meal of the three of you." I got dressed and was about to leave. There was a car key in the foyer, so I walked along and said to Peng Song, "This car key is too intrusive. Take the driver's license, my hands are itchy, let my sister have a good time today."

The family of three in the house couldn't do it, so I opened the door and ran away, saying, "Mom and Dad will stay with you tonight, sister is leaving."

〔two〕

In the gym, I was standing in the equipment area, my mouth was dry, Hao Zeyu gritted his teeth and lifted the iron, and still said to me, "I love you."

Hearing this, I recommended a buddy next to me—actually, a sister, who has been secretly staring at Hao Zeyu—and smashed the barbell to the ground very pussy. His eyes looked at me like X-rays, and he was probably trying to tell whether I am a fat man. What kind of bitch.

What kind of whore am I?Poor bitch!Since the emergence of Lao Niu, Hao Zeyu has adopted a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude towards most of the work content.Of course, Hao Zeyu can’t be blamed for not cooperating. Lao Niu is also a little talented. He once received an announcement in Linyi, Shandong, to attend a local rich man’s wedding, and gave him 10 yuan for singing two songs.Of course Hao Zeyu didn't go, he said that he was addicted to the Internet, and he was afraid that Yang Yongxin would rush to the wedding scene and take him back for electrotherapy.Lao Niu was so angry that he hated the society in the circle of friends.

Later, Lao Niu found out that Hao Zeyu listened to me very much, so he asked me to spread the word if he had any work content.Hehe, I think Lao Niu really thinks highly of me.When I was here with Hao Zeyu, most of what I heard was "I won't go".I listened to it so many times that I got bored, so Hao Zeyu changed the phrase, replacing "I won't go" with "I love you".

Think about the effect.

"Please, please go!"

"Love you." How soul-stirring, during this period, I have heard all the "love you" in my life!
But today I don't want to hear the words "love you". Lao Niu arranged this time, which is quite decent.There is an opening party for a private club tonight, and people from the film and television industry will go there. Lao Niu brushed his face and got two invitation letters, and asked me to persuade Hao Zeyu to show his face tonight and communicate with others more, if possible There is a chance to film.And Master Hao said that such activities are very boring, Lao Niu might as well arrange a meal with the rich woman, and they will pay back the money after the meal.

He concentrated on tossing his biceps in front of the mirror, and narcissistically asked me to touch his congested arm, "Does it feel big?"

I have nothing to love, "Oh, are you going or not?"

Hao Zeyu refused to answer me, "Fuzi, why don't you apply for a card here too, and let's practice together."

"I spent so much money to eat so many good things, I just saved up a whole body of meat, and I still have to spend money to send it away? I was taken away by you again, forget it, if you don't go, don't go, I don't bother to talk nonsense, anyway, you Whether I go or not, my salary will be paid.”

I'm wearing new shoes today and I'm grinding my feet, so I just took them off and sat on the yoga mat at the gym.I rubbed my feet and said distressedly: "If I had known this, I would not have bought these red-soled shoes, and this dress, Jil Sander's! I wanted to show you tonight!"

"What kind of scene are you giving me? You are going to hook up with handsome guys."

I shamelessly admitted, "Of course it's mainly about hooking up, and by the way, it will give you face. I heard that people from your previous company will also go tonight. If you meet your former agent, you can't let her look down on you. I heard that Lao Niu also borrowed a Patek Philippe to wear today..."

As I was talking, Hao Zeyu threw the dumbbell aside with a bang, and he sighed, "Hey, you really drove me to death." He pulled me up, "Let's go, I'll go back and change my clothes."

Hao Zeyu is a man, he will do what he says.After returning home, he really changed into "one piece of clothes": he didn't change any clothes, but just put on a very old-fashioned woolen cardigan over the clothes in the gym.

As a court lady, I cautiously advised the young master, "Even if you don't take a shower, you still have to change that sweaty T-shirt inside."

Hao Zeyu sniffed at the clothes, "It's good, the smell of hormones, if I were a woman, I would like a guy like me."

"Then you can't wear shorts either! It's cold at night!"

Hao Zeyu suddenly stretched his legs back and showed off to me, "Don't you think that after I exercise, my legs are particularly beautiful?" Then why don't you go naked!I'm furious.

On the way to drive, the radio said that the first snow of this year will be ushered in the middle of the night. I was very happy when I heard it, and you will freeze to death, crazy!

Hao Zeyu asked me, "What is there to be happy about when it snows? Look at you smiling."

Hey, my face is so real, I quickly made an excuse, "Who is happy, my kind of smile is very high-level, called a regretful smile, you don't understand!"

He leaned on his seat and looked at me with interest, "Then tell me what a regretful smile is."

I cleared my throat, "I have always had a dream. On the night of the first snow, jumping and dancing in the snow holding hands with my beloved! I thought it would come true this year, but the man hasn't seen him yet. How could I think that it will happen so soon? It’s snowing, God doesn’t give me a chance at all, what a pity.” I grinned, forced a smile, pointed to my face, and demonstrated, “This is called a regretful smile.”

"Isn't this a full-fledged smile?" He pinched my face, and I slapped his hand over, "Driving... I already have a fat face, but if I pinch it again, it will make my face even fatter."

Hao Zeyu smiled, turned his head to the car window, and looked ahead, "For tonight's game, just go for it and hook up with a guy. Maybe by this time next year, your dream will come true."

He suddenly stopped talking, stared blankly at the front, and adjusted his seat to the back.

"what happened?"

"Your dream is so easy to realize, I really envy you."

I snorted, "Look at what you said, then tell me about your dream, how advanced and difficult it is to realize?"

He looked ahead with a smile, "I don't have any dreams."

Hey, it's time for the show "Superstar Will Die for No Reason" again. The host of the show is Hao Zeyu, and I'm the only listener.The broadcast time of this program is uncertain, sometimes it will be suspended for a week, and sometimes it will be updated several times a day.As for the content of the program, it's like visiting Hailan's House, with new discoveries every time.It's annoying.

Below is the audience interaction time.The only audience, me, cleared my throat, "Who said you don't have a dream? There are so many beautiful chairs in this world, have you bought them all? No! Buying all the chairs is a dream!"

He leaned his head on the car seat, leaning slightly towards me, showing an inexplicable expression, probably a smile, and said: "Buy a chair, um, this is one, what else?"

I said while driving: "It's too much! You really like Zhang Ziyi, don't you? Then make a movie with Zhang Ziyi! This counts as one."

"It's so hard."

"Is this still difficult? The next dream is difficult! You and Zhang Ziyi had a love affair and snatched her away from Wang Feng! Let people call you a mistress at one moment, and call you a hero at another moment! Is this dream difficult? ? Difficult! But isn’t this a great dream?”

Hao Zeyu grinned, his face paled with a smile - I think I described it very aptly.He took my word, "Great."

"Hey, that's right! To live, one has to live by these dreams, otherwise it would be so boring."

〔three〕

Hao Zeyu, who was poured chicken soup by me, performed supernormally. When he entered the door, he found that there was only an invitation letter left in his bag. He asked me to take it in in a panic.He followed behind me. When the person entering the door checked the tickets, he directly brushed his face, and while the person was in a daze, he pointed directly behind him, "I don't care if my agent is going!"

The people on the terrace have the word "advanced" written on their faces: the ugly ones, the rich-looking seniors, the good-looking ones, the beautiful-looking seniors, who wear them into the fashion week.

I took a glance, we might be the only ones in the audience who were of a slightly lower class, Lao Niu was dressed in black, and he was as easy to find as Jingshan at night.

Lao Niu greeted Hao Zeyu very intimately, and said falsely: "Oh, my superstar is here." It seemed that he had never said bad things about Hao Zeyu in front of me, and he didn't mind that Hao Zeyu didn't dress up. He took off his own clothes and asked Hao Zeyu how he was dressed today.

I preempted the conversation, "Old Black Mountain demon, the mountain is still like Mount Everest."

Hao Zeyu commented that she is a beautiful black widow.

People kept saying hello to Hao Zeyu, and I also looked down on him, no matter how unpopular he is, he is still an entertainer, and he knows a lot of people in front of and behind the scenes.

Hao Zeyu introduced the publicity director of his original company to Lao Niu.Because they are all propaganda, and they are both in the same industry that earns black-hearted money by peddling dog meat, coupled with their deep love for the superstar Bai Lianhua, the two of them quickly married Jinlan, and it was almost impossible to ask for help.In this kind of social occasion, if you find someone you can chat with, just chat all night, or you will be embarrassed all night.

Hao Zeyu also has an acquaintance who can talk, the boss of an entertainment company, in his 30s, not impressive, Hao Zeyu asked me to call him Mr. Ren.What should Mr. Ren say? Compared to my height, I am taller than I am without high heels. I am thin and small, but I am very charismatic. I look like I have retired from the Deyun Club. A few words are a burden, and I love to take care of others. .A few people sat in the booth, those they knew and those they didn't know mixed together, and Mr. Ren went through them one by one like a spring breeze.

Mrs. Ren’s wife, Te Sa, is a professional strong woman who works as a high-level executive in the Chinese headquarters of a Korean entertainment company. I fawned on her to find out what we have in common, “Sister-in-law, what’s your zodiac sign? Are you a Taurus? Coincidentally! Me too, you are rising Scorpio? Oh, me too!" I thought to myself, I will hurry to ask her for WeChat, maybe this is where I will go when I change jobs.

Once Hao Zeyu's social switch is turned on, he is also invincible.The famous big manager next to him, Sister Yu, although I don’t particularly like the facial paralyzed and popular youngsters she brought, but I think she is also very good, and the platinum bag is casually placed under her feet. Hao Zeyu picked up her platinum bag , chatting about how difficult it is to buy this bag, the two soon chatted very enthusiastically.

I was bored and scouted around tonight's situation.Today's handsome guys are really heartbreaking. Either they are celebrities, or they are rich second-generation sons with beautiful girls. There are a few beautiful ones left. I picked the most manly one. I just pretended to have sprained my ankle She threw herself on him to eat tofu, but accidentally caught a glimpse of him using a gay dating app.The gods will cut me off, this game is too plain, there is no vileness at all.

I turned my head and realized that something was wrong.Sister Yu's hands seemed to be coated with 502 glue. I put them on Hao Zeyu's knees before I watched the handsome guys. There is an unknown caress.I froze for five seconds, filled with excitement.what!Is this the unspoken rule implied in the legend?Unexpectedly, I was lucky enough to be able to pay my respects on the spot in my lifetime!
Excitedly, I rushed to Baidu's information on Sister Yu, and the gossip said that Zhenghong's first love had an affair with Sister Yu in her early years.I picked up the champagne glass on the coffee table and poured it directly on my clothes, and then exclaimed, "Oh! Xiaoyu, help me get the tissues!" As soon as I finished speaking, the waiter came out of nowhere and handed Give me a bunch of tissues.I am resentful, why is the service consciousness so good!Hao Zeyu didn't even have a chance to stand up and wipe it for me!
Sister Yu's hand was still there, so Xiaoyu put it on it and said, "Sister, how do you know that my legs are afraid of getting cold? Sister really loves me." After speaking, he put his head close to Sister Yu.Sister Yu quickly transformed into an elder, "If you don't wear long johns now, you will get old and cold legs when you get old." She slapped her knee twice, and the potion on her hand seemed to have lost its effect.

I relaxed, Hao Zeyu's eyes drifted over, and I smiled at him.

At this time, the venue suddenly became lively.

Mr. Niao, the CEO of an e-commerce platform, led a lot of Internet celebrities to face him.Ok?Is it because her boyfriend cheated on her, and Mr. Bird led a group of sisters to mess things up?Everyone looked at me, and I realized that I had accidentally said what I was thinking.

Mr. Ren said, "He's straight."

"Ah, it can't be!" Mr. Bird, because he is pretty, young and has a background in studying abroad, he is the model for his company's advertisements, so he killed my Peng Song in seconds.

Mr. Ren explained, "Really, I know a lot of bad things about him. I heard that he recently signed a dozen Internet celebrities and spent money to build a live broadcast platform."

Mr. Bird greeted people everywhere, and randomly asked the girls to sit in various booths to get to know everyone.We were lucky, and it was quite worry-free to be assigned two handsome girls. They clinked glasses with us and saw that we didn't get along with each other, so we just checked Weibo and played with our mobile phones by ourselves.

Mr. Ren winked at me and told me to take care of her girl, it's so pitiful.My heart sank, I sat over for a while and struck up a conversation, "Oh, you two are so skinny, I'm really envious." For the convenience of introduction, I called them panic and panic in my heart.

Panicked when I said they were thin, I was a little happy, "Really? Our boss also said that I was fat on camera, and asked me to lose weight."

"Come on, with his chubby face, how dare you talk about you? Hey, you don't want to persuade him to get some face-lifting injections?"

She looked in the direction of her boss in a daze, and said in a low voice, "Hey, I'm a bit afraid to talk to our boss, so I really envy him, who talks to the boss like my own family, who can be coquettish and aggressive... ..."

Gossip is a magic weapon to make strange girls get closer. We chatted for a while about Mr. Bird's private life, and the topic turned to the constellations. I'm not talented, and the gossip constellation Ziwei Doushu Qimen Dunjia knows a little bit.At this time, I was showing the faces of the beauties, pointing out that the married couple of the girl who was at a loss was a bit poor, I was convinced by the loss, and said that her boyfriend was really annoying.Pointing to her temple in panic, she said that her husband and wife palace is also poor. She is chasing a male god, and she has been chasing him very hard. She is very good at chatting on WeChat.

Mr. Ren laughed, "It's easy, just give me your phone."

I looked up and saw Mr. Ren sitting over at some point.Mr. Ren's wife left early, and Sister Yu didn't know where she took her platinum bag.

Mr. Ren took the panic phone, asked the male god's WeChat name, and started typing with a slight smile.We went over to see what he posted, and found that Mr. Ren started his post with two words, "Good morning."

Sure enough, after a while, the male god's WeChat message exploded, "Good morning? What time is it?" "Are you abroad? Or have you had too much fun outside?"

Mr. Ren took a photo of Hao Zeyu with his mobile phone, and then sent the photo to him, with a bonus sentence: "I am playing with the handsome guy."

Over there, WeChat also sent a photo of himself exercising naked, "This is the handsome guy."

Panicked and asked what to do next, Mr. Ren said that if you leave him alone, this night is enough for him to scratch his head, and he will definitely invite you to dinner tomorrow.

The eyes of the two girls were straightened, and they felt that Mr. Ren's 1.7 meters tall suddenly became 1.8 meters.Mr. Ren also took the opportunity to change places with me.

I was next to Hao Zeyu, and the smile on his face, like the smog in Beijing, has become a special product and has never disappeared.I asked him to rub his face, Hao Zeyu said what's the matter?

"You've been laughing hard tonight."

"Hi, very good, very happy, thank you CCTV, thank you Channel V, thank you MTV."

"If you're going to be tired, let's say hello and leave. Your social energy can be saved."

When he was about to find Lao Niu, Mr. Ren answered the phone and said that Sister Yu asked us to go to the private room downstairs.I glanced at Hao Zeyu, he smiled and said yes, he pulled me to stand up.

Sitting there in panic and bewilderment, not knowing what to do, Mr. Ren said, what are you two doing sitting, get down.

Bewildered and obedient, he said, "The boss said we won't let us go down." Mr. Ren dragged the two of them down without hesitation.

After going downstairs, as soon as I took my seat, I found Mr. Bird holding a girl in the corner and chewing on it.

I panicked and panicked and whispered, "I finally know why your boss didn't let you down, hey, is that girl from your company?"

Panicked and sneered, "I said why is she being praised by the boss."

The loss really turned into a loss, "What should the boss do when he sees it, it's not good, or let's go."

Panic is a sensible person, "This kind of small scene is full of big bosses. We usually don't have the opportunity to participate. Since we are here, I will not leave if you drive me away."

Accident obviously thought so too, but because of his awe of Mr. Bird, he wanted to leave, and his restlessness was like being possessed by an evil spirit.

Everyone was at a loss, and Mr. Ren also felt that the girl was a little nervous. After chatting with Sister Yu and a few big bosses, he got farther and farther away from the confusion, and played dice with the panic.

Hao Zeyu was chatting with the male star Brother Feng.I have interviewed Brother Feng before, he is so manly, he loves his wife so much, but he is a bit homophobic, the clothing assistant who helped him try on clothes is a bit of a motherfucker, he scolded the kid enough.

Seeing that everyone ignored her at a loss, she wrapped her scarf around half of her face and played with her mobile phone with her head down. Suddenly, she was startled and said to me, "My boyfriend is coming."

"Why is he here? Hey, what does your boyfriend look like? Is he handsome?"

She dug out the photo, my eyes straightened, hey, handsome little wolf dog type, my dish.

"I also think he's good-looking, but he's jealous. He calls to check on him every day..." As I was talking, the phone rang in a panic. After a few words, I almost started arguing. Click on it.Feeling at a loss, he quickly lowered his voice, "Everyone in the company is here, how do you tell me to go!"

She hung up the phone and said to me reluctantly, "I have to go downstairs to pick him up, and I have to follow."

I comforted her, "It's pretty good. If I have such a boyfriend, I'm reluctant to come out."

She was at a loss and asked me, "I'm going out, can I come back?" She looked at the other side longingly, and panicked that she was having a lively chat with a well-known director under the recommendation of Mr. Ren.

"It's okay, the waiters at the door recognize their faces, if you can't, just send me a WeChat message and I'll pick you up." Lost and reluctantly left.

I went to the toilet, and in the process, I made up the plot in my head.The confusion probably came from a small city, and the vision is not so high, and nothing will happen.I live with my boyfriend, the boyfriend probably doesn’t have much money, I’m at a loss and think I’m pretty, but I have no way out, I’m working as a webcaster, and then I’m random, I gradually have differences with my boyfriend, but I’m reluctant to break up, maybe my boyfriend is doing a good job ?However, the two are noisy, how will the next plot develop?The beautiful girl peeking at Vanity Fair, will she embrace the world of mortals, or will she be loyal to love?Please listen to my Dafuzi telling you...

I rehearsed a [-]-episode TV series in my mind, thinking very well.Passing by the men's restroom, I heard Hao Zeyu's voice from my family. I looked around and looked around. Brother Feng, who was drunk, was eating tofu from our Hao Zeyu while he was drinking.

With an embarrassing smile on his face, Hao Zeyu tried his best to hide, muttering: "Brother Feng...don't be like this...Brother Feng...you drank too much..."

My blood rushed to my heart.Anyone who dares to touch me!You don't want to live anymore!Beijing No. 1996 Middle School 2000-[-] female shot put school record holder, Fuzi!That is to say, jump up from the spot and fly and kick like a Kung Fu Panda!Brother Feng was kicked until his seven orifices bled, he knelt on the ground and begged me for mercy...Of course, this is the result I expected.

The reality is that Hao Zeyu punched Brother Feng in the face as soon as I kicked out.Brother Feng fell to my side, but I didn't take my outstretched foot back, so he kicked me again.I vaguely remember the teacher talking about action force and reaction force in junior high school physics class, probably like this, Brother Feng hit the ground under the pinch of two forces, and lay there motionless.I probed his nostrils with my hand, and he was angry.

After warming up my blood, I slumped on the ground before feeling scared.It's not that I've never fought before, the key is that I've never beaten such an expensive person!Hao Zeyu immediately reacted and pulled me to run quickly.

Why!At the critical moment, Hao Zeyu's brain is still good. He told me not to attract others' attention and walk normally.As soon as the two of us walked to the door, I couldn't hold back anymore, and Sa Yazi ran forward.

Hao Zeyu was also a little nervous by me, and we trotted all the way to Gongti East Road, the entrance of the newly opened CHAO Hotel.

Suddenly, I saw something, a sudden brake drove Hao Zeyu to the corner.

"What's the matter?" Hao Zeyu pulled me behind me, and we both looked forward.

Mr. Ren was entering the hotel with a girl in his arms. After a closer look, the girl was panicked.

Hao Zeyu was relieved, and let out a long sigh of relief, "I thought the security guards followed."

I was filled with righteous indignation, "Did his wife leave for an hour? He couldn't last an hour in bed, so he dared to take the girl to the hotel!"

Hao Zeyu chuckled.

I was a little annoyed, "You're still laughing!"

Hao Zeyu said: "They are all adults, men and women are willing to fight and suffer, so you still have time to care about others?"

I've come to my senses, too, I'm now among the criminals on the run.Calm down, I asked Hao Zeyu what to do.

Hao Zeyu lowered his head and asked me, "Where are your shoes?"

I just noticed that I ran too fast just now and lost my shoes.

Hao Zeyu was a little surprised, "My feet are bleeding!"

I felt distressed, "Bleeding is nothing! Those shoes belong to Christian Louboutin! New!"

He laughed and picked me up, "Don't cry, I'll buy you another pair."

On his back, I almost burst into tears, "The store on Xiushui Street is closed, where can I buy such real fakes!"

〔Four〕

Convenience stores could only buy socks and Band-Aids, Hao Zeyu carried me to the hotel where Mr. Ren stayed, and he got a pair of slippers from the front desk for me to put on.The foot injury and worry made me hungry, and I ate like crazy at a roadside stew stall.

After finishing my bowl, I asked Hao Zeyu, "Do you still eat your bowl?"

He pushed the bowl of braised stew in front of me, admiring my majestic appearance while dealing with my hundred thousand whys.

"He woke up, remember what do you do?"

"He was so drunk that he regarded me as a duck. Do you think he can remember me?"

"Really, I used him as the object of my sexual fantasies for nothing, and he turned out to be a crook—hey, what if the surveillance cameras caught us?"

"When the two of us ran out, I glanced and there was no surveillance in the corridor."

"What if there is surveillance outside?"

"That kind of private club, once the door of the box is closed, the things you do are pretty boring, and you dare to install surveillance? Who dares to come?"

"According to you, he was beaten in vain? Are we all right?"

Hao Zeyu asked me solemnly, "Do you know what the three truths are?"

"what?"

"The earth is round, life is very boring, and you run away after hitting someone—especially the last point. It is a wise saying that is worthless. I exchanged lessons and experience with blood and tears." He told me the story of his past fights , like some heroic deeds, very proud, "The sack is very useful. I used it once. When I participated in the draft, a makeup artist started to touch our male contestants. No one dared to say anything. Later I Unable to bear it, he covered his head with his clothes while he was in the toilet and beat him up. He didn't know who beat him. I even toasted him at the celebration banquet, saying brother, thank you for taking care of me all the time. But in my heart Calling you such a fool, you won’t even know who beat you up even after you’ve been beaten.”

He tilted his head and lost himself in the memories, "I used to be so good and bloody, but now I'm finished, my brothers and sisters are everywhere. I can't afford to offend, people can touch me if they want to, and take advantage of me if they want to." He stubbed out his cigarette, "But I don't care anyway."

I couldn't see him getting discouraged from time to time, so I said, "You were pretty good today, didn't you punch that fake straight man too?"

"It's not the same," he lit a cigarette, "I was angry, and he caught up."

I nodded to admit my mistake, "I'm to blame for this, this round shouldn't have happened, there's a whole room full of cheating, adultery, and no one will stand in your way."

"That's not the case... Forget it, don't talk about it, I'll scare you again." He suddenly puffed up his face, imitating me in a strange way, "We don't know each other well."

I covered it up and pretended to be extravagant, "We've all beaten people together. According to the rules of your Northeast, we can be regarded as a life-long friendship, aren't we acquainted yet?"

He pursed his lips, lit another cigarette, and looked at his watch.

"It's past twelve o'clock, isn't it?"

"Yes."

"Today is my birthday."

My heart skipped a beat.This job is so unprofessional that I don't even remember the artist's birthday!When I was an assistant in "Fashion Trends", I even knew the cycle of Sister Yuanyuan's aunt!I have to give gifts on my birthday, and the most valuable things in my body are my chastity and Peng Song's car keys in my pocket.My chastity... Forget it, I have given it away [-] times, the car key... Even if Peng Song is willing, I still don't want to...

I'm still Bojun smiling.I clapped my hands and laughed, "Oh, you are so lucky to be with Fuzi on your birthday. You don't know, if I'm here when someone celebrates their birthday, it will be a good fortune for a whole year..."

Hao Zeyu tilted his head and looked at me running the train with his mouth full. He didn't believe it. He said, "Then I'm really unlucky. I want to see Sister Dan the most on my birthday this year, but I just found out tonight that she wasn't in Beijing a few days ago... Hao Zeyu smiled and tugged at the woolen cardigan on his body, "This is a birthday present from Sister Dan ten years ago. She was still a editor at that time, looking for good-looking little boys all over the world to participate in their talent show. She was in Harbin The barbecue stand found me. Later, when I participated in the competition, Sister Dan gave me this, saying that it was a birthday present for me. Jack Jones was a very expensive brand for me at the time. She said that grandma was not with you, and I It is your relative. Because of this sentence, I have always been devoted to her. When I came to Beijing to sign a company, the only condition was to let her be my agent. But after so many years, I found that I can make money for her. I'm her relative. I'm not popular anymore. I'm just a commodity. I don't blame her. It's easy to get together and break up, but she doesn't even give me a chance to say goodbye. She is the one who shoots magazines. The last job I took, I thought she would show up, but she didn’t. Didn’t you say she would come today? I’m wearing the woolen sweater she gave me back then, pretending to meet by chance, and say goodbye. I’m not going to let Mr. Ren tonight Speaking of which, I didn't even know that she was on the plane a few days ago and has already immigrated to Canada. I think it's funny, you said that after ten years, people's feelings are not as long as a piece of clothing."

I've always been stupid at answering conversations, and I can't say a single word of comfort at this moment.I'm dying of anxiety.

Suddenly, a light bulb went on in my brain.It's kind of a risky move, although my own surprise surprises always end up messing things up.But it's too late to think about it, a person can't even have a happy birthday, what a miserable life.

Thinking of this, my heart broke, and I stood up and took off the woolen sweater on him, and he quickly covered his clothes, "What are you doing? This reaction is not as good as if you were scared and told me that you don't know me well. ?"

Kong Wu was strong and I stuffed the woolen sweater into the trash can by the side of the road, "It's okay to have such a relationship."

I pulled him, "I'll give you a birthday present too, you go somewhere with me."

"Where?"

"My home."

Hao Zeyu was stunned, like a child seeing a ghost.I intentionally teased him and said, "Hey, why don't you ask me what birthday present I gave you, come and ask me!"

he asked.

Facing him, I opened my suit, raised my head, closed my eyes, and said intoxicated, "My body."

He grinned.finally laughed.

〔Fives〕

At the gate of my courtyard, I came out with a sportswear and handed it to Hao Zeyu, "You first deal with the clothes, don't freeze you."

Hao Zeyu took it, stood there obediently, and put on his pants.The trousers are fat and short, and his legs are long and thin. He wears them like cropped trousers. The waist of the trousers is fat, so he simply tied a knot at the waist of the trousers.Wearing a jacket, the sleeves can be used as water sleeves. Hao Zeyu also has a complicated expression, shy and happy, or grateful and dissatisfied, saying: "This birthday gift is too fat."

"You want it, but I won't give it to you! This dress belongs to my dad, and you have to return it to me tomorrow without washing it!" I took the gift out from behind the door and put it on the ground, "This is for you .” Actually, it’s not a good thing, it’s just the chair I was sitting on at Hao Zeyu’s house.When I got home that night, I turned the car around again and picked up the wreckage of the chair.It's a bit far-fetched to say that the present is a bit far-fetched, but I actually broke it.

Hao Zeyu stared at the chair dumbfounded, I was a little embarrassed, "I nailed everything that could be nailed, but the leg was so broken that I couldn't nail it, I glued it on with 502, the workmanship is a bit bad, I can only look at it, I can't sit……"

Hao Zeyu didn't speak, and turned his gaze to me, probably out of fright.Haha, is this the worst birthday present he ever received in his life?

I took out a piece of white wax from my pocket, lit it and said, "I don't have such foreign things as birthday candles, so let's use this wax first." Hehe, this wax was lit at my grandma's funeral .

I glued the candle to the chair, lifted the chair, and sang happy birthday to Hao Zeyu.

He looked at me with burning eyes, and the candlelight reflected in his eyes, shining brightly.

I made Hao Zeyu stare a little embarrassed, and hurriedly finished the second half of the song, and then said, "I know it's a bit embarrassing, but it's all over here, please give me some face and make a wish."

Hao Zeyu paused for a few seconds and said, "It's snowing."

I looked up at the sky, "The weather forecast is accurate enough."

While I stuck out my tongue to catch the snow, Hao Zeyu blew out the candle.

"Ah, that's blown? Did you make a wish?"

He suddenly said, "Yes, my wish is that I can dance."

"Don't say it! If you say your wish, it won't be allowed—hey, what kind of shit wish are you?"

Hao Zeyu smiled and said nothing, put his hands in his pockets and looked at the sky.

I suddenly understood, because a famous person once said so. "How romantic it is to dance with the one you love on the night of the first snow." - Niu Hulu · Fuzi.

This is the first snow in Beijing this year.Hao Zeyu stretched out his hand to invite me, and I suddenly didn't know what to do.As a middle-aged girl with vitality, reality never fulfills my wishes, and it is a bit romantic. Thinking about it in my heart, I am quite happy.Anyone else help me achieve this?

I acted like a baby and said, "Oh, what?" I pushed him coquettishly like an ordinary girl, but I forgot my natural supernatural power, and he, a big man, was pushed to the side of the road by me.

His eyes were staring as if he was dying, "Why do you dance like judo?"

"It's not allowed to be embarrassed!"

Hao Zeyu danced really well, and with me as a dance idiot, we basically just walked around holding hands, just like two big fools.

Chuxue was actually very hypocritical, and it disappeared when it fell on the ground, making the ground wet. The dust was mud, and the soil was mud. Hao Zeyu stepped on my feet several times, making black marks on the disposable slippers.

But I still feel very good.Even if the person dancing with me in front of me is not my man, but a male artist known for mourning, a work partner.Even next year I will be able to find a man, and the year after next.Even in the future, I will still be of little promise, will not become a legend, and live a mediocre life like this.But in the face of this first snow, I put away my flattering smile and danced with Hao Zeyu very seriously.

Thank you, Hao Zeyu, when the child asks me, Mom, when was the most romantic time in your life, I will say it was the first snowfall in 2016.Sorry, Hao Zeyu, although I will talk about this night, I will also change your role to the future father of the child.I know that if I am as mediocre as I am, I can only find a mediocre man to marry, and he will not use his romantic energy on me.So please allow me to transfer this moment to my later dull life.This dream-like flashing moment can make Fuzi live a lifetime with a smile no matter how rough it is.

God of wind and snow, can you let the snow fall a little longer?Just a little longer, I'm not greedy.Although I want to scream at the sky now: I am such a princess.I forgot to bring Peng Song's car back!How much is the parking fee!

(End of this chapter)