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Chapter 6
Chapter 6
〔one〕
After all, I didn't return the car keys to my little pine nut. In a few days after the junior high school reunion, I have to use this car as a show.I didn’t participate much in college and high school, and I didn’t have a deep relationship. Of course, the most important thing is that I don’t show timidity to my junior high school classmates.The school in my junior high school was pretty bad, and the kids who went there were not very capable at home, and they didn’t have much to offer themselves. After 20 years of graduation, they sold vegetables, sold tickets, drove illegal cars, and did small businesses. Not much vision.In contrast, Fumou, who has been engaged in the cultural and entertainment business of the motherland, and I, are as high-end as my grandma's house.This is the only rampant time I have every year. I will use this time of joy and laughter to last until the next year.
So this class reunion, my mouth seemed to open up, "Hey, the monitor is right, they really got along, I answered the phone call of this female star in the middle of the night every day, and she cried with me, saying that she I want to get married, but this male star doesn't want to divorce. I scold her every day, saying that she loses money. Oh, I am so angry, she is beautiful and rich, what kind of mistress, I don't want to talk to her now gone."
"Ah, I said earlier that your wife likes the leading actor, so I got him when you got married last year! He is my boss! I moved last time, do you know what he gave me? A mattress! 10 A mattress for RMB! What is not good as a gift, why don’t you give it to me in cash! Besides, he gave me such an expensive one, what should I give him on his birthday? A car? I really can’t afford it!”
"You really think highly of me. The artists I bring are not popular, and I can get 100 million for one commercial. I can draw up to 20. I'm not like you. I have several houses in my family, and I have to buy a house. But I always Even if I accept ten advertisements for him every year, I only earn 200 million, what can I do? Buy a toilet in the third ring?"
"Don't, don't, don't, don't do it to me, if you have a happy family, don't do it to me, I can divorce you! I am walking on the edge of morality every day. Those little boys who graduated from the Beijing Opera Department of acting, every day Jumping on you, can you bear it! Do you think you are sleeping or not? Sleep, we are not the kind of people who sleep for nothing, you have to push people into the show, and if your colleagues know about it, my face is even worse. Don't! Don't go to sleep, the face and the muscles are dangling in front of your eyes, one mouthful and one sister, rubbing hands against thighs, it's more uncomfortable than going to jail!"
You have to ask me, if I put gold on my face, don't I blush?Of course not blushing.I just mentioned the future benefits in advance, and it's not a lie.whee.
I was a bit shameless in showing off. My female deskmate was nicknamed Deshengmen when she was in school, and she had a square face. She asked me, "Hey, since you complain so much, don't do it. Seeing that you are doing very vigorously." of."
"That's it!" I expressed my feelings and told the truth, "The people who can become stars, except for the rare species like Ge You Huang Bo, are basically extremely good-looking. What do you mean by being extremely good-looking? It is placed in ancient times. The kind of people who are all over the country, the artists I am leading now are rounded and calculated, at least they can be worth a prefecture-level city. "
Someone asked, "How do you remember? After 100 years, your photo will still be printed in textbooks?"
I was dissatisfied, "Can it be less vulgar? Can it be more meaningful? Have you heard the story of 'Wrong Song, Zhou Langgu'? Zhou Yu is so good-looking that even the girls who play the piano have fallen in love with him. The girl is not good looking, and Zhou Yu didn't realize her existence after playing all night. The girl was so angry that she played the wrong song, so Zhou Yu just took a look at the girl. Then the name of this girl will be immortalized forever. "I am very satisfied with my words, I held my head, and thought about it, "I think my Hao Zeyu will definitely be very popular in the future, maybe it will be written in the history textbooks in the future, Hao Junniu, Fuzi Yiniu..."
There's only so much we can talk about about the current state of the entertainment industry, and soon everyone started discussing houses, cars, and children's education, and I was left alone to express my feelings.This group of people, I am talking nonsense, they cheer me up, and to be honest, they think I am a lunatic.Fortunately, I didn't say something deeper, otherwise it would destroy the image I worked so hard to create tonight.
In fact, I've been thinking a lot recently, and to say it shamelessly, it has almost risen to a philosophical point of view.For example, recently, I have been thinking about the meaning of my existence.My life is so mediocre that I can finish it in a hundred words, but when I work with Hao Zeyu, my life suddenly becomes richer.I want to look good, and I was born to be a heroine. God arranged these things in the dark, and it must have made Hao Zeyu fall in love with me.But I am Fuzi, these roles do not suit me.
Later I figured it out. There is a kind of movie in which the main character is a small person, but it tells the story of another person.For example, "The Life of the Disliked Pine Nut", from the perspective of a nephew to see how his aunt killed himself; such as "The Shawshank Redemption", a black old man sees the protagonist in prison, how to find hope.According to this way of speaking, I am actually a person from a perspective. I am telling the story of Hao Zeyu, how an unpopular star became a superstar under the encouragement of the assistant Yuanqi.I figured it out, I want to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire for Hao Zeyu.What about other people, like my parents?Forget it, this story has nothing to do with the second elder.What about Peng Song?Hao Zeyu's relationship line?Ha ha ha ha.If you think so, Lao Niu may be Hao Zeyu's nobleman.Although according to the current development of the plot, this nobleman looks more like a mud bodhisattva crossing the river.But what is gratifying is that the relationship between him and Hao Zeyu has finally gradually eased.
〔two〕
I used to search for Hao Zeyu on the Internet, and most of the posts that came up were missing people: "Has Hao Zeyu quit the showbiz? Wasn't he quite popular before? Where is he now?"
The studio is also Lao Niu's residence. Lao Niu looked at these posts and said sweetly to himself, "Where else can it be? It's here in this palace."
The first step for Aunt Niu to build Hao Zeyu is to create a sense of presence for Hao Zeyu.On the portal website, Lao Niu bribed the editor to post photos of his old magazines.I also found some friends who are public accounts, half threatening and half tempting, with a little bit of Hao Zeyu's content.Of course, the promotional draft that Lao Niu is best at is indispensable: list Hao Zeyu and a group of popular artists together, and start "Who is the most Chinese-style male artist", "Top Ten Favorite Male Artists of Rotten Girls", "Oh My God!The smoky makeup of a man is so beautiful, how can a woman live! "The name of this style, send it out.
Under such an offensive, an [-]th-line pet magazine issued a cover invitation, and even Hao Zeyu, who had always been indifferent, was a little moved, "Am I so popular in the pet world?"
I took the opportunity to make up nonsense, "It's not easy for Lao Niu. If you don't let you be on this cover, you will sleep with him."
Hao Zeyu didn't understand, "Who is sleeping with whom?"
"Of course Lao Niu slept with the editor, and the editor was so frightened that he immediately agreed."
Hao Zeyu looked at Lao Niu not far away. He was arguing with 10086 on the phone. He was dressed beautifully. His latest wish was to lose 200 catties.Hao Zeyu said with emotion, "This threat is really ruthless."
The old cow is back, and he probably won the quarrel.He casually asked happily, "There is an online live broadcast, are you going?"
Probably because he was used to Hao Zeyu's non-cooperation, he didn't hold out any hope. Before Hao Zeyu could reply, Lao Niu asked himself and answered, "Aren't you going? Okay, then I'll go back."
"Go."
Lao Niu was stunned, and asked again, "Henan TV has a music program, which was recorded in Beijing..."
"Singing? Okay, it's been a long time since I sang."
Hao Zeyu went to the toilet, Lao Niu asked me, "Is he sick?"
I began to claim credit again, "No, he found out because of his conscience. I told him. I said Lao Niu was tired and thin because of you. Can you feel sorry for him? I told him that he cried..."
False popularity is like soap bubbles, and the cruel reality pierces them all.
Hao Zeyu’s online live broadcast showed his true colors this time. There were 1000 people who came to watch, and [-] of them were zombie accounts bought by Lao Niu. Of course, no one gave gifts. The only one who sent the plane was Lao Niu himself. full of spectacle.
But these useless efforts are still effective. The music program recorded by Hao Zeyu was broadcast late at night on Pingdingshan TV Station in Henan Province. He sang the song "Hey, hey, my brother walked to the river on that sunny day in ninety-nine." The well-known music celebrity V reposted it on Weibo, with more than 200 reposts, and most of the comments were: "This song is so good, this person should make his debut quickly!"
Lao Niu's motto is: "Where you fall, lie down." He immediately changed his mind. If the popularity is not good, then release a single. After asking around the prices of musicians, Lao Niu began to sharpen his knife. Ask him why.He said he was going to cut my kidneys and change the song.
However, Hao Zeyu saved my kidney, he said disapprovingly: "What song to buy, I can write it myself, I am actually a musician!"
Hao Zeyu invited me and Lao Niu to participate in their music circle party and work audition.
The work audition will be in a dirty and greasy bar in Gulou, with insufficient lighting, cheap drinks (of course fake wines are cheap), small place, and you can accidentally kiss the neighbor next door when you turn around, and the people around you all look alike Very talented appearance: poor, ugly, dirty.In contrast, the costumes of Lao Niu and I are very vulgar.
After listening to an experimental music piece, Lao Niu and I felt even more ashamed.I asked Lao Niu, "Is this the end?" Lao Niu was even more surprised, "It started? I thought the stereo was broken!"
Listening to another song, I asked Lao Niu guilty, "What does this song mean?" Lao Niu wiped away his tears, "I miss my second aunt."
"Why can't I hear family affection?" Lao Niu, who has been a graduate student, is Gao Shen.Lao Niu said, "When my second aunt danced to the Great God, the yelling in her mouth was the same as this."
Soon, our Hao Zeyu came on the stage. I have to say that although our Hao Zeyu is not a national beauty, among the musicians who haven't washed their hair, our face looks bright.Lao Niu and I screamed like fans, causing people around us to stare.
Lao Niu clutched his chest, "I have an inspiration. In the future, Hao Zeyu's promotional slogan will be the male version of Gong Linna, specializing in high-standard ones, and ones that other people can't understand... Hey, do you want him to grow long hair? Beard? That's a little more artistic."
Master Hao doesn’t play vocal experiments, but plays electronic music, and I don’t understand the rest. The main theme is based on the phrase “Grandma, listen to me” in “Red Lantern”, and “Grandma, Grandma, Grandma” has been repeated for a minute After a few minutes, other people applauded, saying that it has a unique soul, and it feels like a revolution.Lao Niu and I glanced at each other, and immediately fell from the paradise of art.It won't work if we don't hit the ground, Lao Niu and I are about to be hanged on it.
Hao Zeyu came down, looking like a fairy, and silence is golden.Lao Niu, the old fox, immediately stood up and said to go to the bar to buy wine, and put the responsibility of praising him in my hands.
I pondered for a while, and then came up with a sentence, "This group of people is too unsupportive of domestic products, why are they all hugging foreign girls?"
He explained that it is difficult for Chinese men who make underground music in China to meet Chinese women who are particularly good-looking, and foreign women are more naive.
I looked at a few half-race children who were crying and howling, "I said the ones running underground, why are they all little foreigners..." In the middle of a few small chats, I haven't thought of a way to praise him, "Hey, you Why don't you find a foreign girlfriend?"
He scratched his head, "They look down on me and think I'm not pure enough."
"I think it's quite pure, especially the music you make." After saying this, I wanted to kiss myself, I'm so talented, the word pure is so good, it can be used for both good and bad sounds, and the Chinese language is so profound.
Hao Zeyu had an expression of "You are my bosom friend".
"But..." I didn't hold back, and said softly, "This music is good, but our art level is too low, I can't accept it..."
His countenance changed.I was about to explain, but the old cow over there got into a quarrel with someone. When we went to fight, the two of them were scolding each other for being uneducated.
The reason is that Lao Niu is wearing a very neutral Yohji Yamamoto black sweater today, with the hem reaching to his knees.A suspected artist next to him wondered whether Lao Niu was wearing pants all night, and couldn't help striking up a conversation, "Your clothes are punk enough, why do you call yourself inhumane from the words written on them?"
This dress is expensive because of the words "I am a human being, sorry" embroidered in the middle of the sweater. Lao Niu's taste cannot be slandered. He rolled his eyes, "I just haven't read Dazai Osamu, "The Life of the Disliked Pine Nut" "You can read it, do you have any culture!"
Hao Zeyu was caught in the middle, and both sides persuaded, "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, you are not outsiders."
The artist was dissatisfied, "Xiao Hao, who is this fat man!"
"What nonsense! This is my manager!"
The other party suddenly realized, "I'm going, broker, isn't he just a trader! Vulgar! Philistine!"
Fat and vulgar are words that Lao Niu hates the most.Sure enough, Lao Niu exploded on the spot, "You are educated, do you know how to write the word philistine when I ask you? How to pretend! I am vulgar, but I have money. You are elegant? I understand this night No, just one person in this room, just one word for your broken music! Poor! So poor that you can’t even afford Okamoto, and you still want to date a girl!”
The old cow was quickly beaten by the group, so I hurried to block it.Hao Zeyu wanted to persuade him at first, but he became anxious, "You hit women too!" Where are there women?Oh, just after recollection, I am a woman.
Half an hour later, the three of us helped out.Fortunately, they are all artists, they don’t exercise often, and they probably rarely fought when they were young. Although there are many of them, it doesn’t matter who the three of us are.Lao Niu, a fat man from the Northeast who weighs more than 200 kilograms, has a dominant body shape.Hao Zeyu, a Northeast art school student who didn't study hard when he was young, and was a fool, has an advantage in experience.Fuzi, I, a big fat girl from Beijing, was the record holder of the shot put school in junior high school, and my technique was dominant.
Hao Zeyu supported the two of us, "These bastards! I won't play with them in the future." It's great, I'm really afraid that Hao Zeyu will be degraded by art.
Lao Niu saw that Yohji Yamamoto was torn on his body, and felt distressed, "It's more than 5000!"
"I'll buy it for you!" Hao Zeyu was very angry.
The old cow snorted, "You buy it for me. You haven't made any money these days. What do you buy it for?"
Hao Zeyu smiled, "You arrange a meal for me now! I'll go with the rich woman now!"
"Stop fooling me! I really want to arrange it now!"
"You arrange me to go, whoever doesn't go will be a fool!"
It's so late, a gym salesman who probably hasn't finished his performance came to hand out flyers, "Sir, miss, do you want to work out?"
I really have no eyesight. I only saw the size of Lao Niu and me, but didn't notice that we were murderous.I didn't plan to pay attention to him, but he kept asking, "We still have dance lessons..."
Hao Zeyu stopped and looked back at him, "Is there a peacock dance?"
The child was stunned, "No..."
"But I just want to dance the peacock dance." Hao Zeyu looked at him innocently.
〔three〕
For Northeast people, there is no conflict that cannot be resolved with a barbecue.Have you ever fought together?Even if it's a trick.
Lao Niu knows it well.Since then, he has been very concerned about Hao Zeyu, and has expanded Hao Zeyu's development direction: fashion.
So Hao Zeyu was arranged to be on the beauty show.This beauty show is simple, the host team is all from Taiwan, one is at the helm, and the others are shouting, it feels quite brainless.Shine a flashlight into their pupils, and the light will probably be reflected directly on the back of their heads.
Lao Niu was making friends with the producer outside. I was watching from the audience, and I was talking bad things about the hostess in my heart. I didn't expect to be dragged onto the stage in an instant.
The hostess turned my face to the camera and put her head next to me, "Let the audience see the difference between maintenance and non-maintenance. Look at her. There are so many wrinkles in the corners of my eyes. Look at the corners of my eyes. Are there any wrinkles? Yes Wrinkles?"
"Yes." Hao Zeyu said leisurely.
I blamed Hao Zeyu afterwards, it was too embarrassing for others, after all, he has appeared in "Kangxi Is Coming".
He said: "Look at her wrinkled face. When I saw her, I almost knelt down and called her mother." After a pause, he was a little angry again, "Who is she? You are mine, why should I use you!"
I said warmly in my heart, "You are mine." It's been a long time since a man said that to me.Ah, love Hao Zeyu!I want to be his brainless fan!
The next announcement was to shoot the cover of a pet magazine. In order to increase his momentum, Lao Niu even rented a nanny car with huge sums of money.
I sat in the car and communicated with the president of Hao Zeyu’s support club on WeChat. Last time, I retweeted Weibo to send ten autographed photos, five of which were not sent out, and the remaining five were all drawn by our trumpet. Changzheng is worried about what to do.
Suddenly, she sent an exclamation point, "Teng Zijun is dead!"
"Who?" I replied.
"The girl who formed CP with him during the draft, they have a very good relationship!"
Come to think of it, there is such a person.I checked the news online: "Artist Teng Zijun fell to his death in Shanghai."
I looked at Hao Zeyu, he was pouting and blowing out smoke rings.I called him: "Xiaoyu." He blew a smoke ring on my face, very childish.
"Do you know Teng Zijun?"
"Old Teng, what's the matter?"
"She appears to be dead."
He made a gesture to slap me, "Don't talk nonsense, she can't die even if I die."
Seeing that I didn't speak, Hao Zeyu's expression changed, and he quickly flipped through his phone.The three of us were all stuck in our mobile phones to watch the news. After reading the news, Lao Niu said, "Depression."
Hao Zeyu laughed suddenly, as if saying something funny, "How painful it is to jump off a building, Lao Teng, you are so willing."
Before I took Hao Zeyu with me, I did homework about him on the Internet, and Teng Zijun’s name appeared in the entertainment news as long as the Cambrian.
Just after the draft competition, when Hao Zeyu was the hottest, he was photographed hooking up with Teng Zijun at the airport. He responded generously, "I only hug when I have nothing to do, and I will deliberately keep a distance when I have something to do. I will hug people when I meet in the future."
Another group of gossip is much more complicated.A certain female celebrity cried when she was on the show, knowing that she was allergic to dog hair, the male actor who was filming a rival scene came to the scene with dog hair all over his body every day.Some people on the Internet said that the actor was Hao Zeyu, and netizens began to scold him.Later, someone broke out that Hao Zeyu was an attempted pursuit, and because of love and hatred, netizens scolded him for being shameless.As the news got bigger and bigger, the reporter asked for confirmation. Hao Zeyu said that he thought highly of him too much, and he couldn't do such a shameless thing as a mistress.Later, someone said that Hao Zeyu was scolding a female celebrity who stole Teng Zijun's boyfriend back then.Everyone turned to calling the female star green tea, and praised Hao Zeyu as a good blue face in China.
A reporter also asked Teng Zijun, is there no possibility of development between you and Hao Zeyu?Teng Zijun's answer was very handsome, "For such a beautiful thing as friendship, don't let such unreliable things as love be tarnished."
The reporter passed this on to Hao Zeyu, who said with a smile: "Who said it was impossible, I told her that when no one wants us when we are 50 years old, we will get a certificate to live together. Of course, if we both If you live to be 50."
At that time, I immediately searched for Teng Zijun’s photos. Being beautiful is really an advantage. Back then, I wanted the center of the basketball school team to be my confidant. In the end, I only got him to smash me with a basketball. Ouch, it hurts. got me.
Hao Zeyu, Teng Zijun's blue face and confidant, must be very sad now.At this time, there should be a soundtrack, "Sorrow is an Unspeakable Pain" selected by Huang Ge - who is Huang Gexuan?Your ancestors!The post-20s will be in their [-]s this year, don't pretend to be young with me!
I bought a cup of coffee at the front desk at my own expense and brought it to Hao Zeyu.I didn't expect him to gossip about the white lotus with Lao Niu in the dressing room, so I put the coffee by his hand and shook my head.This child has always been strict with his mouth, but now he is gossiping, how sad it is.I interrupted all this and asked Hao Zeyu, "Have you heard this song?" I sang to him with a heavy face, "Sadness is an indescribable pain, tears in the heart... rain in the sky..." The old songs are really good, the title of the song is always in the lyrics, easy to remember.
Hao Zeyu was stunned and looked at Lao Niu.I continued, "I understand...if you feel bad, just cry."
Hao Zeyu smiled, pointed at me, and said to Lao Niu: "I just said that Fuzi is going to do something like this." He turned his face to me, "What are you doing, you insist on making me cry, don't you? "
Hey, this child must be heartbroken, for fear that we will worry.Just as I was about to open my mouth, the old cow said: "I think you are free! Go out to work!" The old cow carried me out of the dressing room, and said to me, "I'm an adult, I have to cry Are you sincere! You have to be full of sympathy, and you sell your kidneys to build a Hope Primary School in impoverished mountainous areas!"
"But..." I was unwilling, I was considerate and I was wrong!
"But what's the matter! If someone treats you kindly, you'll put your nose in the face? Put your position right, no matter how good the relationship is, he is also an artist, and you are an assistant! You are not even a friend, but a person you are most familiar with." stranger!"
I looked at my watch, smiled, and began to sing maliciously, "I finally waited for you, luckily I didn't give up..."
"What the hell, pig cubs, I haven't finished scolding yet!"
I reminded him happily, "I'm singing her heartfelt voice for our mother—it's time for your blind date."
Lao Niu immediately fell silent. In the past few days, blind dates have been his pain point.Niu Ma still hasn't given up on Lao Niu's dream of getting married. She came here from Qiqihar in the past few days and dragged him to meet various young women of the right age every day. If he didn't go, Niu Ma would explode in place.For the sake of world peace, Lao Niu had no choice but to agree to a blind date with tears in his eyes.
When Lao Niu was about to leave, he was still worried and asked me, "How is your body today, is it immortal?"
"Mom! You're almost blinding me!"
"Then I'm relieved, but are you girls blind now? I have dressed up like this on purpose, and there are still people who can fall in love with me and want to conduct experiments?"
I, who was in charge of the overall situation alone, went to the studio to see the clothes that Hao Zeyu shot today. It was strange that they were all women's clothing.The editor said that you can wear the clothes you bring yourself, and today's shooting is easy.The cover is actually a large-scale advertising space for investment. The celebrities wear and wear it all are advertising spaces. My former employer "Fashion Trends" is very shameless. Taking a cover, even shampoo manufacturers can ask for sponsorship.This pet magazine is really high-spirited and honest, and it doesn't even want to make money.
I had a good eye, and turned to the costume assistant to ask for their internal shooting schedule, and found that Hao Zeyu was in the back, and the shooting time was only given 10 minutes.Can a blockbuster film be shot in 10 minutes?What about ID photos?
I peeked into the dressing room next to it, and the editor was chatting with Xiao Huadan of a TV series.Hehe, this kind of treatment, not to mention shooting the cover, the back cover is not even worth it.I couldn't get through to Lao Niu, so I went back to the dressing room and found that I hadn't started to make up yet.I suppressed the fire, and asked the editor amicably again, and the makeup artist arrived.
The stepmother's face, holding a powder cake two sizes darker than Hao Zeyu's skin, threw it at his face like putting out a fire.
I asked, "Is it going to be an Africa special?"
He was annoyed, "Why don't you come?"
Hao Zeyu didn't care, "It's better to be deeper, man."
Asked the make-up artist to do the hair, he was also jerky, saying that he was only asked to do makeup, not to do the hair...
Hao Zeyu didn't look out the window, he only played with Onmyoji, and didn't even show a face.Well, the master is not easy to talk to, shouldn't it be time to close the door and let Fuzi go?Well, then no one will feel better!
I said to the makeup artist: "Okay, you don't need to do it." I took out ten yuan and stuffed it into his hand, "This is your hard work, is it enough? If it is not enough, I will give you two more."
Of course the make-up artist wanted to make a fuss, but the editor happened to come over and asked what was wrong.
I ignored the editor and said directly to Hao Zeyu: "There are two options now, the first one, let's go now. The second one, stay here and continue shooting, but I assure you, this is definitely not the cover, I guess you Appeared in a magazine, just a postcard..."
The editor told Qu that there was nothing wrong with it, and I scolded her, "Who are you fooling! You don't even prepare clothes for the cover shoot? Your cover shoot only takes 10 minutes? Your cover shoot doesn't even include makeup. Not even a teacher? It doesn’t matter if you look down on my artists, but you can’t look down on me! When I was working in a magazine, you hadn’t lost your virginity yet! Let me tell you, my qualifications in this line of work can’t make your life better, but I How dare you offend me by making you disappear from the magazine circle? You should pack your bags and go back to your hometown..." Ah, if you really scold me like that, how cool it is, I wish I were so bloody.
The reality is that the make-up artist is still rambling, but I dare not offend him, and even tell the embarrassing story about being cheated on by Yongkang to make this man happy.After waiting for two hours, Hao Zeyu was neglected in various ways. I dare not speak out. He has a very good temper today. He kept laughing until the end. Even the originally indifferent photographer was embarrassed to only shoot for 10 minutes. He asked Hao Zeyu to change another set of clothes and took a few more sets.
At this moment, Lao Niu came belatedly and brought two news: the girl on the blind date didn’t fall in love with him this time, luckily; the cover of this issue has indeed been changed temporarily, and the editor-in-chief thinks that Hao Zeyu is not popular, so he changed the cover of the TV series Xiaohua .But they agreed to use the length of two interior pages and three soft articles to make up for it.
〔Four〕
The stubborn old cow, of course, would not say that it was his mistake, he just talked about how he lost his temper with the editor, and then tried his best to win so many things, blah blah blah.I'm ashamed to be wronged for Hao Zeyu, but I'm embarrassed enough myself.
Sending Hao Zeyu home, it was snowing outside when he got out of the car, his back carrying the box was very pitiful, my mother's love was aroused, and I let Lao Niu go first.I got out of the car and told him to carry the suitcase home.Of course Hao Zeyu was polite to me and said no.
"You are a superstar, how can a superstar carry a box by itself?"
Hao Zeyu smiled again, gave me a meaningful look, and said, "Fuzi, I'm really fine."
"I didn't say it was Teng Zijun's business."
He paused for a while before putting on a consoling smile, "It's just a cover, I'm used to this kind of thing." But there was still something to do, I helped him pack the clothes in the suitcase when he got home, and he It was found that a MC QUEEN scarf was missing for no reason.
He turned the box upside down, and almost dismantled the cloakroom. His persistent energy was very similar to the way I broke his grandma's chair and he was crazy to fix it.
I asked cautiously, "That scarf is very precious, right? Who gave it?" Wasn't it from Teng Zijun?
I quickly figured out the plot. "The last time we met, my friend Teng Zijun gave Hao Zeyu a MC QUEEN. Hao Zeyu dug it out inexplicably today, but when he heard the news of her death, the scarf somehow disappeared again. Ah, yes, the person who gave it is gone, and the gift is still there. What are you doing, Hao Zeyu is very uncomfortable..."
Who would have thought that he said that he bought the scarf by himself, and he had never worn it once.Hey, I was just touched in vain.
He said fiercely, "I must find out tonight!"
"Maybe it's in the studio."
I called the editor, but they left early, and then called the studio, but no one answered. I said, "Don't look for it. I'll call the studio tomorrow. I don't have it at home. It must be there."
Hao Zeyu sat on the chair collapsed and asked me, do you have any cigarettes?
I shook my head.
He picked out a long cigarette butt in the ashtray and smoked it, and as if remembering something, he blew out the smoke ring, and finally laughed himself, "Fuzi, do you think it's a special movie now?"
"what?"
He looked at the snow outside the window, "On this snowy night, an insecure and beautiful boy... What a movie."
I laughed and started to tidy up the clothes on the floor. I reminded him, "Take off your make-up and take a shower. Didn't you have dinner with friends tonight?"
"Oh, I almost forgot," he stood up, stubbed out his cigarette, and laughed at himself, "I'm obviously the most generous boy in Chaoyang District, but I was knocked down by a 1000-yuan scarf."
I patted his head, "Don't look for it anymore, looking for something is like looking for a partner, the more you try to find it, the more you can't find it, maybe you will pop out after you sleep."
The snow was getting bigger and bigger, I begged the taxi driver not to press the meter, and wait for me outside the studio for a while, it is not easy to take a taxi under the snow.The driver reluctantly agreed, and I ran into the studio and rummaged through the dressing room, but there wasn't even a piece of paper on the ground.
When I came out, the front desk came back, and asked me what I was doing angrily.I said that something was dropped during filming, did you see a scarf?Skull?She said no.
I started to blame myself in my heart, I was so excited that I had nothing to do, and what could be solved with a phone call tomorrow, but I had to come here tonight in the heavy snow, so it was a waste of time.Okay, since I can't find it, I feel at ease, let's go to dinner later.
When I turned to leave, the cleaning aunt was pulling out a plastic bag of garbage. She was pulling it hard. I couldn't see it, so I helped her pull it.Maybe I was too concerned about the skull scarf. I was dazzled, and there were skulls on my aunt's neck.Ah, I really want to eat something, I am hallucinating from hunger.Auntie Cleaning with a skull tattoo on her neck is so magical, she could write a novel.Auntie thanked me, huh?It's not an illusion. Auntie really wears a MC QUEEN skull scarf around her neck.The bastard's scarf!Let me scarves that I haven't eaten yet!The aunt was honest, she said she picked it up, and thought no one wanted it, so she returned it to me without saying anything. I felt a little sorry, and stuffed 100 yuan into the aunt.
I had mixed feelings and couldn't believe my good luck. I hurried back to the taxi, and within a few steps, Yixianghe Meat Pie Shop was still open. Steaming, the aroma of a carload.I didn't know that the master couldn't smell the smell, so I drove straight through the window, and I was embarrassed to eat it. I held the tempting meatloaf in my arms, and covered the scarf with heat.Ah, I am so hungry that my ears ring and my eyes are dizzy, and I have a lot of associations.
Yi Shu wrote in "Xibao", Xibao was in a dream, and she received a letter from her lover in a trance. She was reluctant to open it, so she held the letter in her bosom first, and then read it after warming it up, just like me covering this Xianghe meatloaf... ...Ah, isn't this Xibao's dream?In reality, she is a female student from Cambridge who was fostered. She is quite uncommon and energetic. Being fostered must have the morality of being fostered. But she seduces handsome German professors every day, and her patrons have reminded her , she continued to seduce, and finally seduced the handsome guy to death, what a waste, give it to me...
Thinking wildly, time passed quickly.When I got to the gate of Hao Zeyu's community, the security guard wouldn't let me in.I called Hao Zeyu and asked him if he had dinner with his friends and where it was. He said that he was eating in a tea restaurant downstairs of his house and asked me what was wrong.
"I'm fine, just a surprise for you."
Hao Zeyu is easy to find in the restaurant, he is in good spirits, I understand, he is only for his own people to see, and is full of sunshine in front of outsiders.Ah, such Hao Zeyu should be very moved after seeing the scarf.
Hey, his friend looks good, how should I put it, I just took a look at him, and now I have already figured out where our children go to school!He is my ideal father!I secretly touched up my makeup, and I expected that the next two hours would be very pleasant: Hao Zeyu thanked me for finding the scarf, left me for dinner, and then introduced me to my future baby’s father... Ah, one scarf for another Fertility object, so worth it!
When I thought about approaching, I vaguely heard the baby's father say that he was too fat.Ah, baby's father, don't say that about our Hao Zeyu, he is not fat.When I got closer, I realized that he was looking at my photo with Hao Zeyu's mobile phone, and he frowned and said, "Can you change to a beautiful woman as an assistant, your assistant is like a pig, it's disgusting." I was taken aback , suddenly decided not to have children with him, and even spoke ill of me behind my back!
Hao Zeyu smiled and didn't answer, but turned around and saw me with a smile on his face.I pretended I didn't hear what I said just now, and took out the scarf that smelled like Xianghe meatloaf.Hao Zeyu doesn't care much about the scarf, but he feels sorry for me after I ran so far to the studio to find it. It's just a scarf.
I was just about to say it was a casual thing, but who knew he wrapped the scarf around my neck and gave it to me, "Anyway, I ordered ten from the Internet just now, so I'm not afraid of losing any number of them this time." I couldn't help laughing, I dared to say that my trip was in vain just now.
"Sit down, have you eaten yet?"
I quickly said: "Eat, eat!" In fact, what I want to say is, why do you keep asking me if I have eaten?Am I sent to the world because I am fit to eat?
The boy's father also asked me to stay, "I ordered a lot of dishes." Why, I can only eat your leftovers.
But the reality is, I just said boldly: "No, no, you guys continue talking, see you later."
I turned around and went out, Hao Zeyu chased after me and said he wanted to see me off.He didn't wear a coat, so I hurried him back, what should I do if I catch a cold.
He said: "It's okay, I think I have a lot of fat recently and I am anti-freeze."
I lied that I came by car and was right in front of him. I drove him back and walked towards the parking place I said.I don't have a car, I can't get a car when it's snowing, I haven't eaten yet, it's so cold.I put my hand in my pocket and poked at something soft and bulging.Ah, meatloaf!The pride of Xianghe!Xianghe meatloaf that saved my life!But why is the meatloaf so cold? Wasn’t it still hot just now? I took a few bites.
At this time, the phone rang, and Lao Niu's voice sounded very happy, "Fuzi! Hao Zeyu is going to be popular!" He said that Teng Zijun died, and other celebrities posted on Weibo, but Hao Zeyu didn't post it, and everyone scolded him on the Internet, with many comments Thousands of them!The No.1 real-time search on Weibo is "Why doesn't Hao Zeyu post on Weibo".Lao Niu said that he called Hao Zeyu, and Hao Zeyu lost his temper and said that he would not post on Weibo.
"If you don't post it, don't post it. You write something in his tone. Anyway, we all have his Weibo password, so you can post it secretly at night, and try to write as affectionately as possible."
After hanging up the phone, I chewed the meatloaf, opened my mouth, and the snow poured into my mouth, and I suddenly felt quite boring.Dad is still stewing beef tonight. I didn't eat it just to find the scarf. So what if I found the scarf?Give me a raise?Does Hao Zeyu accept this love?Teng Zijun died, and he bought ten scarves to celebrate!Also let me go for nothing!Fuzi, what are you doing?Are you ready to be the top ten people who moved China?I blamed myself, the meatloaf was thrown into the snow, and the scarf around my neck was also eye-catching, I tore off a piece and threw it into the snow.What MC QUEEN!Isn't it just a broken scarf with a skull on it?Still selling more than 2000!Grab money!When the designer was alive, what do you think of these skulls? After he is dead, you think these skulls are very beautiful, so snap them up!Really heartless.
Because I was so angry, I walked over to a restaurant by the road, an Italian restaurant?What's wrong with you?Today is too late!I ordered all the meat, seafood, and expensive ones, and the waiter asked me if I didn't order appetizer soup or salad?no order!I am not a sheep!What grass to eat!
The waiter asked me what wine to order?Whoever wants to drink wine has no taste at all!The customer is God, and God wants to drink beer!No beer here?Go buy God a beer!I took out my credit card with a snap, the waiter was overwhelmed by my aura, and hurried to buy me beer, I stared at the floor-to-ceiling windows, like a sculpture.
The snow outside was getting bigger and bigger, cars were coming and going, a MC QUEEN scarf with a skull rolled on the road, and I sat in the expensive Italian restaurant and ordered a bunch of good dishes without looking at the menu.what!There is really a kind of pleasure of burning the piano and boiling the crane!
At this point, I finally knew why I was so angry.Your friend said I look like a pig, Hao Zeyu, you actually smiled and acquiesced?How embarrassing!We are buddies who have danced and fought together!Drown your anger in food.
However, no matter how big the anger was, facing the bill of more than 2000 at the checkout, it immediately collapsed. More than 2000?It's enough to buy a MC QUEEN scarf, but I ate the more than 2000 yuan, and I threw the more than 2000 yuan in the snow just now.I regret it, I have to get my money back.After paying the bill with heartache, I hurried out to find the scarf. The place where I threw the scarf was so white and clean, leaving only my regretful heart.
It seems that I am really not suitable for losing my temper. This time I lose my temper, and my monthly salary is gone!
〔Fives〕
When I got home, I had a fever. My dad found me some medicine, but my mom murmured that I didn’t get off work on time at this job. I couldn’t make much money in a month. I wasted every day. Why don’t I quit my job and go back to the subway to sell tickets.
After taking cold medicine, I wrapped myself in a quilt and fell asleep in a daze. I slept until midnight, and my throat was burning with smoke, so I turned on the desk lamp.
"Thirsty?" Grandma suddenly appeared, which startled me.
"Grandma! Can you say hello in advance next time you appear as a spirit? Even your granddaughter can't hold you back!"
"It doesn't matter if you are sick, let's come down to see you."
I was still angry, "I don't even get me a glass of water, just watch me burn there!"
Grandma pointed her chin at the bedside table.There was a glass of water on the bedside table, and it was still warm when I touched it. I was a little touched, but my mouth was not forgiving, "The management above you is really bad. The dead old lady came back to scare people when she had nothing to do." Picking up the water glass, Drank it down, yo, it's still honey water, "This is a bit like grandma."
My brain was wide open, "Grandma, you can make water now? I lost my scarf, can you make it back for me?"
Grandma curled her lips, "If I can change it, it will be really haunted. Your father poured the water. When you got a fever, your father didn't sleep well and ran to you several times."
After I drank the water, I still felt dizzy, so I leaned my head on my grandma's shoulder, "Grandma, you are really useless," I forced my hand into my grandma's armpit, "warm my hands."
In the past, the stove was turned on in the large courtyard, and it was cold in winter. My hands were always suffering from frostbite, and my grandma raised her arm and stuffed my hands under it, which made it warm.Grandma's body is still as warm as before.
I sighed. "feels awful……"
"Where is it uncomfortable? Physically uncomfortable, or inwardly uncomfortable?"
"It's all uncomfortable."
"What's the trouble?"
I was not convinced, "Grandma, you just stand and talk without pain in your back. I am so good-tempered that I ate more than 2000 yuan in anger. If it were a bad-tempered old lady like you, you would definitely come back alive from anger..."
Grandma took me to the bed, "I'm not angry, I have a temper in front of others, but I don't complain about others behind their backs! What happened to you? Your job is to serve others! People beat or scold you, that little Northeast grandson treats you like a person, you are a dwarf who wants to go to the sky, don't you know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth? Isn't it your job to find things for him in heavy snow? Wronged? You remember, you were looking for the scarf yourself, and they didn't let you do it! If you want to do it, don't try to return it, our girl is not so hypocritical!"
I was stubborn, "But his friend said I was a pig, and he still didn't speak for me!"
"I still said you are a pig! Your mother also said you are a pig! You still keep saying it with a playful smile! Others can't do it? Besides, did they say you? His buddies said, what's the matter? You have to let someone beat his friend to vent your anger? Also, what if he ran out of scarves and bought ten more? If he doesn't buy, can such an expensive scarf be in your hands?"
"I do not care!"
"Look at your obedient appearance, with a smile on your front foot, and throwing it into the snow with your back foot. You regretted looking for it, but you couldn't find it and you caught a cold. You still feel uncomfortable? Who is to blame? Isn't it? Blame you for smearing snot all over your face--asking for embarrassment!"
I covered my face in the quilt and remained silent.Grandma is right, in fact, I think so too.
Grandma covered me with the quilt, hating iron for being weak, "You're just used to being cowardly, and you don't even have to lose your temper at all."
"It's a pity that the scarf is gone. It's just thrown away. It's more than 2000. I haven't used such a good thing in my life. I shouldn't want it." I said lazily.
Grandma said to me thoughtlessly, "Why don't you knit a scarf for him."
"what?"
Grandma plausibly said, "A piece of cloth costs more than 2000. It's not warm to wrap around it in the winter. I see, they treat you very well. Let's weave a similar one with a skull on it. It's an apology." .”
I think what grandma said is quite right, but I don't think it's right, why should I send a scarf.But I also know now that this is a dream, and I am very happy to see my grandma in the dream, and the grandparents and grandchildren talking, and I don't expect my grandma to speak perfectly.
Grandma said: "I should go back."
"Grandma, coax me to sleep for a while before leaving." In my dream, I was qualified to act like a baby.
Grandma patted me, "Buffalo, buffalo, the horns come out first and then the head..."
I was dissatisfied, "Don't want this..."
Grandma's face became more and more blurred, and she changed her head, "The days are long and the nights are short, Mr. Mouse got up late. The sky is falling and the ground is sinking, and the little flower dog is gone..."
I gradually squinted.But I still consciously remind myself: wake up tomorrow, go online and look for better wool, maybe there are still sweater needles at my mother...
In a daze, I heard my grandma laugh, "Silly Fuzi, I still don't know why I'm angry?"
Why?With a bang, I fell into the abyss of sleep.
(End of this chapter)
〔one〕
After all, I didn't return the car keys to my little pine nut. In a few days after the junior high school reunion, I have to use this car as a show.I didn’t participate much in college and high school, and I didn’t have a deep relationship. Of course, the most important thing is that I don’t show timidity to my junior high school classmates.The school in my junior high school was pretty bad, and the kids who went there were not very capable at home, and they didn’t have much to offer themselves. After 20 years of graduation, they sold vegetables, sold tickets, drove illegal cars, and did small businesses. Not much vision.In contrast, Fumou, who has been engaged in the cultural and entertainment business of the motherland, and I, are as high-end as my grandma's house.This is the only rampant time I have every year. I will use this time of joy and laughter to last until the next year.
So this class reunion, my mouth seemed to open up, "Hey, the monitor is right, they really got along, I answered the phone call of this female star in the middle of the night every day, and she cried with me, saying that she I want to get married, but this male star doesn't want to divorce. I scold her every day, saying that she loses money. Oh, I am so angry, she is beautiful and rich, what kind of mistress, I don't want to talk to her now gone."
"Ah, I said earlier that your wife likes the leading actor, so I got him when you got married last year! He is my boss! I moved last time, do you know what he gave me? A mattress! 10 A mattress for RMB! What is not good as a gift, why don’t you give it to me in cash! Besides, he gave me such an expensive one, what should I give him on his birthday? A car? I really can’t afford it!”
"You really think highly of me. The artists I bring are not popular, and I can get 100 million for one commercial. I can draw up to 20. I'm not like you. I have several houses in my family, and I have to buy a house. But I always Even if I accept ten advertisements for him every year, I only earn 200 million, what can I do? Buy a toilet in the third ring?"
"Don't, don't, don't, don't do it to me, if you have a happy family, don't do it to me, I can divorce you! I am walking on the edge of morality every day. Those little boys who graduated from the Beijing Opera Department of acting, every day Jumping on you, can you bear it! Do you think you are sleeping or not? Sleep, we are not the kind of people who sleep for nothing, you have to push people into the show, and if your colleagues know about it, my face is even worse. Don't! Don't go to sleep, the face and the muscles are dangling in front of your eyes, one mouthful and one sister, rubbing hands against thighs, it's more uncomfortable than going to jail!"
You have to ask me, if I put gold on my face, don't I blush?Of course not blushing.I just mentioned the future benefits in advance, and it's not a lie.whee.
I was a bit shameless in showing off. My female deskmate was nicknamed Deshengmen when she was in school, and she had a square face. She asked me, "Hey, since you complain so much, don't do it. Seeing that you are doing very vigorously." of."
"That's it!" I expressed my feelings and told the truth, "The people who can become stars, except for the rare species like Ge You Huang Bo, are basically extremely good-looking. What do you mean by being extremely good-looking? It is placed in ancient times. The kind of people who are all over the country, the artists I am leading now are rounded and calculated, at least they can be worth a prefecture-level city. "
Someone asked, "How do you remember? After 100 years, your photo will still be printed in textbooks?"
I was dissatisfied, "Can it be less vulgar? Can it be more meaningful? Have you heard the story of 'Wrong Song, Zhou Langgu'? Zhou Yu is so good-looking that even the girls who play the piano have fallen in love with him. The girl is not good looking, and Zhou Yu didn't realize her existence after playing all night. The girl was so angry that she played the wrong song, so Zhou Yu just took a look at the girl. Then the name of this girl will be immortalized forever. "I am very satisfied with my words, I held my head, and thought about it, "I think my Hao Zeyu will definitely be very popular in the future, maybe it will be written in the history textbooks in the future, Hao Junniu, Fuzi Yiniu..."
There's only so much we can talk about about the current state of the entertainment industry, and soon everyone started discussing houses, cars, and children's education, and I was left alone to express my feelings.This group of people, I am talking nonsense, they cheer me up, and to be honest, they think I am a lunatic.Fortunately, I didn't say something deeper, otherwise it would destroy the image I worked so hard to create tonight.
In fact, I've been thinking a lot recently, and to say it shamelessly, it has almost risen to a philosophical point of view.For example, recently, I have been thinking about the meaning of my existence.My life is so mediocre that I can finish it in a hundred words, but when I work with Hao Zeyu, my life suddenly becomes richer.I want to look good, and I was born to be a heroine. God arranged these things in the dark, and it must have made Hao Zeyu fall in love with me.But I am Fuzi, these roles do not suit me.
Later I figured it out. There is a kind of movie in which the main character is a small person, but it tells the story of another person.For example, "The Life of the Disliked Pine Nut", from the perspective of a nephew to see how his aunt killed himself; such as "The Shawshank Redemption", a black old man sees the protagonist in prison, how to find hope.According to this way of speaking, I am actually a person from a perspective. I am telling the story of Hao Zeyu, how an unpopular star became a superstar under the encouragement of the assistant Yuanqi.I figured it out, I want to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire for Hao Zeyu.What about other people, like my parents?Forget it, this story has nothing to do with the second elder.What about Peng Song?Hao Zeyu's relationship line?Ha ha ha ha.If you think so, Lao Niu may be Hao Zeyu's nobleman.Although according to the current development of the plot, this nobleman looks more like a mud bodhisattva crossing the river.But what is gratifying is that the relationship between him and Hao Zeyu has finally gradually eased.
〔two〕
I used to search for Hao Zeyu on the Internet, and most of the posts that came up were missing people: "Has Hao Zeyu quit the showbiz? Wasn't he quite popular before? Where is he now?"
The studio is also Lao Niu's residence. Lao Niu looked at these posts and said sweetly to himself, "Where else can it be? It's here in this palace."
The first step for Aunt Niu to build Hao Zeyu is to create a sense of presence for Hao Zeyu.On the portal website, Lao Niu bribed the editor to post photos of his old magazines.I also found some friends who are public accounts, half threatening and half tempting, with a little bit of Hao Zeyu's content.Of course, the promotional draft that Lao Niu is best at is indispensable: list Hao Zeyu and a group of popular artists together, and start "Who is the most Chinese-style male artist", "Top Ten Favorite Male Artists of Rotten Girls", "Oh My God!The smoky makeup of a man is so beautiful, how can a woman live! "The name of this style, send it out.
Under such an offensive, an [-]th-line pet magazine issued a cover invitation, and even Hao Zeyu, who had always been indifferent, was a little moved, "Am I so popular in the pet world?"
I took the opportunity to make up nonsense, "It's not easy for Lao Niu. If you don't let you be on this cover, you will sleep with him."
Hao Zeyu didn't understand, "Who is sleeping with whom?"
"Of course Lao Niu slept with the editor, and the editor was so frightened that he immediately agreed."
Hao Zeyu looked at Lao Niu not far away. He was arguing with 10086 on the phone. He was dressed beautifully. His latest wish was to lose 200 catties.Hao Zeyu said with emotion, "This threat is really ruthless."
The old cow is back, and he probably won the quarrel.He casually asked happily, "There is an online live broadcast, are you going?"
Probably because he was used to Hao Zeyu's non-cooperation, he didn't hold out any hope. Before Hao Zeyu could reply, Lao Niu asked himself and answered, "Aren't you going? Okay, then I'll go back."
"Go."
Lao Niu was stunned, and asked again, "Henan TV has a music program, which was recorded in Beijing..."
"Singing? Okay, it's been a long time since I sang."
Hao Zeyu went to the toilet, Lao Niu asked me, "Is he sick?"
I began to claim credit again, "No, he found out because of his conscience. I told him. I said Lao Niu was tired and thin because of you. Can you feel sorry for him? I told him that he cried..."
False popularity is like soap bubbles, and the cruel reality pierces them all.
Hao Zeyu’s online live broadcast showed his true colors this time. There were 1000 people who came to watch, and [-] of them were zombie accounts bought by Lao Niu. Of course, no one gave gifts. The only one who sent the plane was Lao Niu himself. full of spectacle.
But these useless efforts are still effective. The music program recorded by Hao Zeyu was broadcast late at night on Pingdingshan TV Station in Henan Province. He sang the song "Hey, hey, my brother walked to the river on that sunny day in ninety-nine." The well-known music celebrity V reposted it on Weibo, with more than 200 reposts, and most of the comments were: "This song is so good, this person should make his debut quickly!"
Lao Niu's motto is: "Where you fall, lie down." He immediately changed his mind. If the popularity is not good, then release a single. After asking around the prices of musicians, Lao Niu began to sharpen his knife. Ask him why.He said he was going to cut my kidneys and change the song.
However, Hao Zeyu saved my kidney, he said disapprovingly: "What song to buy, I can write it myself, I am actually a musician!"
Hao Zeyu invited me and Lao Niu to participate in their music circle party and work audition.
The work audition will be in a dirty and greasy bar in Gulou, with insufficient lighting, cheap drinks (of course fake wines are cheap), small place, and you can accidentally kiss the neighbor next door when you turn around, and the people around you all look alike Very talented appearance: poor, ugly, dirty.In contrast, the costumes of Lao Niu and I are very vulgar.
After listening to an experimental music piece, Lao Niu and I felt even more ashamed.I asked Lao Niu, "Is this the end?" Lao Niu was even more surprised, "It started? I thought the stereo was broken!"
Listening to another song, I asked Lao Niu guilty, "What does this song mean?" Lao Niu wiped away his tears, "I miss my second aunt."
"Why can't I hear family affection?" Lao Niu, who has been a graduate student, is Gao Shen.Lao Niu said, "When my second aunt danced to the Great God, the yelling in her mouth was the same as this."
Soon, our Hao Zeyu came on the stage. I have to say that although our Hao Zeyu is not a national beauty, among the musicians who haven't washed their hair, our face looks bright.Lao Niu and I screamed like fans, causing people around us to stare.
Lao Niu clutched his chest, "I have an inspiration. In the future, Hao Zeyu's promotional slogan will be the male version of Gong Linna, specializing in high-standard ones, and ones that other people can't understand... Hey, do you want him to grow long hair? Beard? That's a little more artistic."
Master Hao doesn’t play vocal experiments, but plays electronic music, and I don’t understand the rest. The main theme is based on the phrase “Grandma, listen to me” in “Red Lantern”, and “Grandma, Grandma, Grandma” has been repeated for a minute After a few minutes, other people applauded, saying that it has a unique soul, and it feels like a revolution.Lao Niu and I glanced at each other, and immediately fell from the paradise of art.It won't work if we don't hit the ground, Lao Niu and I are about to be hanged on it.
Hao Zeyu came down, looking like a fairy, and silence is golden.Lao Niu, the old fox, immediately stood up and said to go to the bar to buy wine, and put the responsibility of praising him in my hands.
I pondered for a while, and then came up with a sentence, "This group of people is too unsupportive of domestic products, why are they all hugging foreign girls?"
He explained that it is difficult for Chinese men who make underground music in China to meet Chinese women who are particularly good-looking, and foreign women are more naive.
I looked at a few half-race children who were crying and howling, "I said the ones running underground, why are they all little foreigners..." In the middle of a few small chats, I haven't thought of a way to praise him, "Hey, you Why don't you find a foreign girlfriend?"
He scratched his head, "They look down on me and think I'm not pure enough."
"I think it's quite pure, especially the music you make." After saying this, I wanted to kiss myself, I'm so talented, the word pure is so good, it can be used for both good and bad sounds, and the Chinese language is so profound.
Hao Zeyu had an expression of "You are my bosom friend".
"But..." I didn't hold back, and said softly, "This music is good, but our art level is too low, I can't accept it..."
His countenance changed.I was about to explain, but the old cow over there got into a quarrel with someone. When we went to fight, the two of them were scolding each other for being uneducated.
The reason is that Lao Niu is wearing a very neutral Yohji Yamamoto black sweater today, with the hem reaching to his knees.A suspected artist next to him wondered whether Lao Niu was wearing pants all night, and couldn't help striking up a conversation, "Your clothes are punk enough, why do you call yourself inhumane from the words written on them?"
This dress is expensive because of the words "I am a human being, sorry" embroidered in the middle of the sweater. Lao Niu's taste cannot be slandered. He rolled his eyes, "I just haven't read Dazai Osamu, "The Life of the Disliked Pine Nut" "You can read it, do you have any culture!"
Hao Zeyu was caught in the middle, and both sides persuaded, "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, you are not outsiders."
The artist was dissatisfied, "Xiao Hao, who is this fat man!"
"What nonsense! This is my manager!"
The other party suddenly realized, "I'm going, broker, isn't he just a trader! Vulgar! Philistine!"
Fat and vulgar are words that Lao Niu hates the most.Sure enough, Lao Niu exploded on the spot, "You are educated, do you know how to write the word philistine when I ask you? How to pretend! I am vulgar, but I have money. You are elegant? I understand this night No, just one person in this room, just one word for your broken music! Poor! So poor that you can’t even afford Okamoto, and you still want to date a girl!”
The old cow was quickly beaten by the group, so I hurried to block it.Hao Zeyu wanted to persuade him at first, but he became anxious, "You hit women too!" Where are there women?Oh, just after recollection, I am a woman.
Half an hour later, the three of us helped out.Fortunately, they are all artists, they don’t exercise often, and they probably rarely fought when they were young. Although there are many of them, it doesn’t matter who the three of us are.Lao Niu, a fat man from the Northeast who weighs more than 200 kilograms, has a dominant body shape.Hao Zeyu, a Northeast art school student who didn't study hard when he was young, and was a fool, has an advantage in experience.Fuzi, I, a big fat girl from Beijing, was the record holder of the shot put school in junior high school, and my technique was dominant.
Hao Zeyu supported the two of us, "These bastards! I won't play with them in the future." It's great, I'm really afraid that Hao Zeyu will be degraded by art.
Lao Niu saw that Yohji Yamamoto was torn on his body, and felt distressed, "It's more than 5000!"
"I'll buy it for you!" Hao Zeyu was very angry.
The old cow snorted, "You buy it for me. You haven't made any money these days. What do you buy it for?"
Hao Zeyu smiled, "You arrange a meal for me now! I'll go with the rich woman now!"
"Stop fooling me! I really want to arrange it now!"
"You arrange me to go, whoever doesn't go will be a fool!"
It's so late, a gym salesman who probably hasn't finished his performance came to hand out flyers, "Sir, miss, do you want to work out?"
I really have no eyesight. I only saw the size of Lao Niu and me, but didn't notice that we were murderous.I didn't plan to pay attention to him, but he kept asking, "We still have dance lessons..."
Hao Zeyu stopped and looked back at him, "Is there a peacock dance?"
The child was stunned, "No..."
"But I just want to dance the peacock dance." Hao Zeyu looked at him innocently.
〔three〕
For Northeast people, there is no conflict that cannot be resolved with a barbecue.Have you ever fought together?Even if it's a trick.
Lao Niu knows it well.Since then, he has been very concerned about Hao Zeyu, and has expanded Hao Zeyu's development direction: fashion.
So Hao Zeyu was arranged to be on the beauty show.This beauty show is simple, the host team is all from Taiwan, one is at the helm, and the others are shouting, it feels quite brainless.Shine a flashlight into their pupils, and the light will probably be reflected directly on the back of their heads.
Lao Niu was making friends with the producer outside. I was watching from the audience, and I was talking bad things about the hostess in my heart. I didn't expect to be dragged onto the stage in an instant.
The hostess turned my face to the camera and put her head next to me, "Let the audience see the difference between maintenance and non-maintenance. Look at her. There are so many wrinkles in the corners of my eyes. Look at the corners of my eyes. Are there any wrinkles? Yes Wrinkles?"
"Yes." Hao Zeyu said leisurely.
I blamed Hao Zeyu afterwards, it was too embarrassing for others, after all, he has appeared in "Kangxi Is Coming".
He said: "Look at her wrinkled face. When I saw her, I almost knelt down and called her mother." After a pause, he was a little angry again, "Who is she? You are mine, why should I use you!"
I said warmly in my heart, "You are mine." It's been a long time since a man said that to me.Ah, love Hao Zeyu!I want to be his brainless fan!
The next announcement was to shoot the cover of a pet magazine. In order to increase his momentum, Lao Niu even rented a nanny car with huge sums of money.
I sat in the car and communicated with the president of Hao Zeyu’s support club on WeChat. Last time, I retweeted Weibo to send ten autographed photos, five of which were not sent out, and the remaining five were all drawn by our trumpet. Changzheng is worried about what to do.
Suddenly, she sent an exclamation point, "Teng Zijun is dead!"
"Who?" I replied.
"The girl who formed CP with him during the draft, they have a very good relationship!"
Come to think of it, there is such a person.I checked the news online: "Artist Teng Zijun fell to his death in Shanghai."
I looked at Hao Zeyu, he was pouting and blowing out smoke rings.I called him: "Xiaoyu." He blew a smoke ring on my face, very childish.
"Do you know Teng Zijun?"
"Old Teng, what's the matter?"
"She appears to be dead."
He made a gesture to slap me, "Don't talk nonsense, she can't die even if I die."
Seeing that I didn't speak, Hao Zeyu's expression changed, and he quickly flipped through his phone.The three of us were all stuck in our mobile phones to watch the news. After reading the news, Lao Niu said, "Depression."
Hao Zeyu laughed suddenly, as if saying something funny, "How painful it is to jump off a building, Lao Teng, you are so willing."
Before I took Hao Zeyu with me, I did homework about him on the Internet, and Teng Zijun’s name appeared in the entertainment news as long as the Cambrian.
Just after the draft competition, when Hao Zeyu was the hottest, he was photographed hooking up with Teng Zijun at the airport. He responded generously, "I only hug when I have nothing to do, and I will deliberately keep a distance when I have something to do. I will hug people when I meet in the future."
Another group of gossip is much more complicated.A certain female celebrity cried when she was on the show, knowing that she was allergic to dog hair, the male actor who was filming a rival scene came to the scene with dog hair all over his body every day.Some people on the Internet said that the actor was Hao Zeyu, and netizens began to scold him.Later, someone broke out that Hao Zeyu was an attempted pursuit, and because of love and hatred, netizens scolded him for being shameless.As the news got bigger and bigger, the reporter asked for confirmation. Hao Zeyu said that he thought highly of him too much, and he couldn't do such a shameless thing as a mistress.Later, someone said that Hao Zeyu was scolding a female celebrity who stole Teng Zijun's boyfriend back then.Everyone turned to calling the female star green tea, and praised Hao Zeyu as a good blue face in China.
A reporter also asked Teng Zijun, is there no possibility of development between you and Hao Zeyu?Teng Zijun's answer was very handsome, "For such a beautiful thing as friendship, don't let such unreliable things as love be tarnished."
The reporter passed this on to Hao Zeyu, who said with a smile: "Who said it was impossible, I told her that when no one wants us when we are 50 years old, we will get a certificate to live together. Of course, if we both If you live to be 50."
At that time, I immediately searched for Teng Zijun’s photos. Being beautiful is really an advantage. Back then, I wanted the center of the basketball school team to be my confidant. In the end, I only got him to smash me with a basketball. Ouch, it hurts. got me.
Hao Zeyu, Teng Zijun's blue face and confidant, must be very sad now.At this time, there should be a soundtrack, "Sorrow is an Unspeakable Pain" selected by Huang Ge - who is Huang Gexuan?Your ancestors!The post-20s will be in their [-]s this year, don't pretend to be young with me!
I bought a cup of coffee at the front desk at my own expense and brought it to Hao Zeyu.I didn't expect him to gossip about the white lotus with Lao Niu in the dressing room, so I put the coffee by his hand and shook my head.This child has always been strict with his mouth, but now he is gossiping, how sad it is.I interrupted all this and asked Hao Zeyu, "Have you heard this song?" I sang to him with a heavy face, "Sadness is an indescribable pain, tears in the heart... rain in the sky..." The old songs are really good, the title of the song is always in the lyrics, easy to remember.
Hao Zeyu was stunned and looked at Lao Niu.I continued, "I understand...if you feel bad, just cry."
Hao Zeyu smiled, pointed at me, and said to Lao Niu: "I just said that Fuzi is going to do something like this." He turned his face to me, "What are you doing, you insist on making me cry, don't you? "
Hey, this child must be heartbroken, for fear that we will worry.Just as I was about to open my mouth, the old cow said: "I think you are free! Go out to work!" The old cow carried me out of the dressing room, and said to me, "I'm an adult, I have to cry Are you sincere! You have to be full of sympathy, and you sell your kidneys to build a Hope Primary School in impoverished mountainous areas!"
"But..." I was unwilling, I was considerate and I was wrong!
"But what's the matter! If someone treats you kindly, you'll put your nose in the face? Put your position right, no matter how good the relationship is, he is also an artist, and you are an assistant! You are not even a friend, but a person you are most familiar with." stranger!"
I looked at my watch, smiled, and began to sing maliciously, "I finally waited for you, luckily I didn't give up..."
"What the hell, pig cubs, I haven't finished scolding yet!"
I reminded him happily, "I'm singing her heartfelt voice for our mother—it's time for your blind date."
Lao Niu immediately fell silent. In the past few days, blind dates have been his pain point.Niu Ma still hasn't given up on Lao Niu's dream of getting married. She came here from Qiqihar in the past few days and dragged him to meet various young women of the right age every day. If he didn't go, Niu Ma would explode in place.For the sake of world peace, Lao Niu had no choice but to agree to a blind date with tears in his eyes.
When Lao Niu was about to leave, he was still worried and asked me, "How is your body today, is it immortal?"
"Mom! You're almost blinding me!"
"Then I'm relieved, but are you girls blind now? I have dressed up like this on purpose, and there are still people who can fall in love with me and want to conduct experiments?"
I, who was in charge of the overall situation alone, went to the studio to see the clothes that Hao Zeyu shot today. It was strange that they were all women's clothing.The editor said that you can wear the clothes you bring yourself, and today's shooting is easy.The cover is actually a large-scale advertising space for investment. The celebrities wear and wear it all are advertising spaces. My former employer "Fashion Trends" is very shameless. Taking a cover, even shampoo manufacturers can ask for sponsorship.This pet magazine is really high-spirited and honest, and it doesn't even want to make money.
I had a good eye, and turned to the costume assistant to ask for their internal shooting schedule, and found that Hao Zeyu was in the back, and the shooting time was only given 10 minutes.Can a blockbuster film be shot in 10 minutes?What about ID photos?
I peeked into the dressing room next to it, and the editor was chatting with Xiao Huadan of a TV series.Hehe, this kind of treatment, not to mention shooting the cover, the back cover is not even worth it.I couldn't get through to Lao Niu, so I went back to the dressing room and found that I hadn't started to make up yet.I suppressed the fire, and asked the editor amicably again, and the makeup artist arrived.
The stepmother's face, holding a powder cake two sizes darker than Hao Zeyu's skin, threw it at his face like putting out a fire.
I asked, "Is it going to be an Africa special?"
He was annoyed, "Why don't you come?"
Hao Zeyu didn't care, "It's better to be deeper, man."
Asked the make-up artist to do the hair, he was also jerky, saying that he was only asked to do makeup, not to do the hair...
Hao Zeyu didn't look out the window, he only played with Onmyoji, and didn't even show a face.Well, the master is not easy to talk to, shouldn't it be time to close the door and let Fuzi go?Well, then no one will feel better!
I said to the makeup artist: "Okay, you don't need to do it." I took out ten yuan and stuffed it into his hand, "This is your hard work, is it enough? If it is not enough, I will give you two more."
Of course the make-up artist wanted to make a fuss, but the editor happened to come over and asked what was wrong.
I ignored the editor and said directly to Hao Zeyu: "There are two options now, the first one, let's go now. The second one, stay here and continue shooting, but I assure you, this is definitely not the cover, I guess you Appeared in a magazine, just a postcard..."
The editor told Qu that there was nothing wrong with it, and I scolded her, "Who are you fooling! You don't even prepare clothes for the cover shoot? Your cover shoot only takes 10 minutes? Your cover shoot doesn't even include makeup. Not even a teacher? It doesn’t matter if you look down on my artists, but you can’t look down on me! When I was working in a magazine, you hadn’t lost your virginity yet! Let me tell you, my qualifications in this line of work can’t make your life better, but I How dare you offend me by making you disappear from the magazine circle? You should pack your bags and go back to your hometown..." Ah, if you really scold me like that, how cool it is, I wish I were so bloody.
The reality is that the make-up artist is still rambling, but I dare not offend him, and even tell the embarrassing story about being cheated on by Yongkang to make this man happy.After waiting for two hours, Hao Zeyu was neglected in various ways. I dare not speak out. He has a very good temper today. He kept laughing until the end. Even the originally indifferent photographer was embarrassed to only shoot for 10 minutes. He asked Hao Zeyu to change another set of clothes and took a few more sets.
At this moment, Lao Niu came belatedly and brought two news: the girl on the blind date didn’t fall in love with him this time, luckily; the cover of this issue has indeed been changed temporarily, and the editor-in-chief thinks that Hao Zeyu is not popular, so he changed the cover of the TV series Xiaohua .But they agreed to use the length of two interior pages and three soft articles to make up for it.
〔Four〕
The stubborn old cow, of course, would not say that it was his mistake, he just talked about how he lost his temper with the editor, and then tried his best to win so many things, blah blah blah.I'm ashamed to be wronged for Hao Zeyu, but I'm embarrassed enough myself.
Sending Hao Zeyu home, it was snowing outside when he got out of the car, his back carrying the box was very pitiful, my mother's love was aroused, and I let Lao Niu go first.I got out of the car and told him to carry the suitcase home.Of course Hao Zeyu was polite to me and said no.
"You are a superstar, how can a superstar carry a box by itself?"
Hao Zeyu smiled again, gave me a meaningful look, and said, "Fuzi, I'm really fine."
"I didn't say it was Teng Zijun's business."
He paused for a while before putting on a consoling smile, "It's just a cover, I'm used to this kind of thing." But there was still something to do, I helped him pack the clothes in the suitcase when he got home, and he It was found that a MC QUEEN scarf was missing for no reason.
He turned the box upside down, and almost dismantled the cloakroom. His persistent energy was very similar to the way I broke his grandma's chair and he was crazy to fix it.
I asked cautiously, "That scarf is very precious, right? Who gave it?" Wasn't it from Teng Zijun?
I quickly figured out the plot. "The last time we met, my friend Teng Zijun gave Hao Zeyu a MC QUEEN. Hao Zeyu dug it out inexplicably today, but when he heard the news of her death, the scarf somehow disappeared again. Ah, yes, the person who gave it is gone, and the gift is still there. What are you doing, Hao Zeyu is very uncomfortable..."
Who would have thought that he said that he bought the scarf by himself, and he had never worn it once.Hey, I was just touched in vain.
He said fiercely, "I must find out tonight!"
"Maybe it's in the studio."
I called the editor, but they left early, and then called the studio, but no one answered. I said, "Don't look for it. I'll call the studio tomorrow. I don't have it at home. It must be there."
Hao Zeyu sat on the chair collapsed and asked me, do you have any cigarettes?
I shook my head.
He picked out a long cigarette butt in the ashtray and smoked it, and as if remembering something, he blew out the smoke ring, and finally laughed himself, "Fuzi, do you think it's a special movie now?"
"what?"
He looked at the snow outside the window, "On this snowy night, an insecure and beautiful boy... What a movie."
I laughed and started to tidy up the clothes on the floor. I reminded him, "Take off your make-up and take a shower. Didn't you have dinner with friends tonight?"
"Oh, I almost forgot," he stood up, stubbed out his cigarette, and laughed at himself, "I'm obviously the most generous boy in Chaoyang District, but I was knocked down by a 1000-yuan scarf."
I patted his head, "Don't look for it anymore, looking for something is like looking for a partner, the more you try to find it, the more you can't find it, maybe you will pop out after you sleep."
The snow was getting bigger and bigger, I begged the taxi driver not to press the meter, and wait for me outside the studio for a while, it is not easy to take a taxi under the snow.The driver reluctantly agreed, and I ran into the studio and rummaged through the dressing room, but there wasn't even a piece of paper on the ground.
When I came out, the front desk came back, and asked me what I was doing angrily.I said that something was dropped during filming, did you see a scarf?Skull?She said no.
I started to blame myself in my heart, I was so excited that I had nothing to do, and what could be solved with a phone call tomorrow, but I had to come here tonight in the heavy snow, so it was a waste of time.Okay, since I can't find it, I feel at ease, let's go to dinner later.
When I turned to leave, the cleaning aunt was pulling out a plastic bag of garbage. She was pulling it hard. I couldn't see it, so I helped her pull it.Maybe I was too concerned about the skull scarf. I was dazzled, and there were skulls on my aunt's neck.Ah, I really want to eat something, I am hallucinating from hunger.Auntie Cleaning with a skull tattoo on her neck is so magical, she could write a novel.Auntie thanked me, huh?It's not an illusion. Auntie really wears a MC QUEEN skull scarf around her neck.The bastard's scarf!Let me scarves that I haven't eaten yet!The aunt was honest, she said she picked it up, and thought no one wanted it, so she returned it to me without saying anything. I felt a little sorry, and stuffed 100 yuan into the aunt.
I had mixed feelings and couldn't believe my good luck. I hurried back to the taxi, and within a few steps, Yixianghe Meat Pie Shop was still open. Steaming, the aroma of a carload.I didn't know that the master couldn't smell the smell, so I drove straight through the window, and I was embarrassed to eat it. I held the tempting meatloaf in my arms, and covered the scarf with heat.Ah, I am so hungry that my ears ring and my eyes are dizzy, and I have a lot of associations.
Yi Shu wrote in "Xibao", Xibao was in a dream, and she received a letter from her lover in a trance. She was reluctant to open it, so she held the letter in her bosom first, and then read it after warming it up, just like me covering this Xianghe meatloaf... ...Ah, isn't this Xibao's dream?In reality, she is a female student from Cambridge who was fostered. She is quite uncommon and energetic. Being fostered must have the morality of being fostered. But she seduces handsome German professors every day, and her patrons have reminded her , she continued to seduce, and finally seduced the handsome guy to death, what a waste, give it to me...
Thinking wildly, time passed quickly.When I got to the gate of Hao Zeyu's community, the security guard wouldn't let me in.I called Hao Zeyu and asked him if he had dinner with his friends and where it was. He said that he was eating in a tea restaurant downstairs of his house and asked me what was wrong.
"I'm fine, just a surprise for you."
Hao Zeyu is easy to find in the restaurant, he is in good spirits, I understand, he is only for his own people to see, and is full of sunshine in front of outsiders.Ah, such Hao Zeyu should be very moved after seeing the scarf.
Hey, his friend looks good, how should I put it, I just took a look at him, and now I have already figured out where our children go to school!He is my ideal father!I secretly touched up my makeup, and I expected that the next two hours would be very pleasant: Hao Zeyu thanked me for finding the scarf, left me for dinner, and then introduced me to my future baby’s father... Ah, one scarf for another Fertility object, so worth it!
When I thought about approaching, I vaguely heard the baby's father say that he was too fat.Ah, baby's father, don't say that about our Hao Zeyu, he is not fat.When I got closer, I realized that he was looking at my photo with Hao Zeyu's mobile phone, and he frowned and said, "Can you change to a beautiful woman as an assistant, your assistant is like a pig, it's disgusting." I was taken aback , suddenly decided not to have children with him, and even spoke ill of me behind my back!
Hao Zeyu smiled and didn't answer, but turned around and saw me with a smile on his face.I pretended I didn't hear what I said just now, and took out the scarf that smelled like Xianghe meatloaf.Hao Zeyu doesn't care much about the scarf, but he feels sorry for me after I ran so far to the studio to find it. It's just a scarf.
I was just about to say it was a casual thing, but who knew he wrapped the scarf around my neck and gave it to me, "Anyway, I ordered ten from the Internet just now, so I'm not afraid of losing any number of them this time." I couldn't help laughing, I dared to say that my trip was in vain just now.
"Sit down, have you eaten yet?"
I quickly said: "Eat, eat!" In fact, what I want to say is, why do you keep asking me if I have eaten?Am I sent to the world because I am fit to eat?
The boy's father also asked me to stay, "I ordered a lot of dishes." Why, I can only eat your leftovers.
But the reality is, I just said boldly: "No, no, you guys continue talking, see you later."
I turned around and went out, Hao Zeyu chased after me and said he wanted to see me off.He didn't wear a coat, so I hurried him back, what should I do if I catch a cold.
He said: "It's okay, I think I have a lot of fat recently and I am anti-freeze."
I lied that I came by car and was right in front of him. I drove him back and walked towards the parking place I said.I don't have a car, I can't get a car when it's snowing, I haven't eaten yet, it's so cold.I put my hand in my pocket and poked at something soft and bulging.Ah, meatloaf!The pride of Xianghe!Xianghe meatloaf that saved my life!But why is the meatloaf so cold? Wasn’t it still hot just now? I took a few bites.
At this time, the phone rang, and Lao Niu's voice sounded very happy, "Fuzi! Hao Zeyu is going to be popular!" He said that Teng Zijun died, and other celebrities posted on Weibo, but Hao Zeyu didn't post it, and everyone scolded him on the Internet, with many comments Thousands of them!The No.1 real-time search on Weibo is "Why doesn't Hao Zeyu post on Weibo".Lao Niu said that he called Hao Zeyu, and Hao Zeyu lost his temper and said that he would not post on Weibo.
"If you don't post it, don't post it. You write something in his tone. Anyway, we all have his Weibo password, so you can post it secretly at night, and try to write as affectionately as possible."
After hanging up the phone, I chewed the meatloaf, opened my mouth, and the snow poured into my mouth, and I suddenly felt quite boring.Dad is still stewing beef tonight. I didn't eat it just to find the scarf. So what if I found the scarf?Give me a raise?Does Hao Zeyu accept this love?Teng Zijun died, and he bought ten scarves to celebrate!Also let me go for nothing!Fuzi, what are you doing?Are you ready to be the top ten people who moved China?I blamed myself, the meatloaf was thrown into the snow, and the scarf around my neck was also eye-catching, I tore off a piece and threw it into the snow.What MC QUEEN!Isn't it just a broken scarf with a skull on it?Still selling more than 2000!Grab money!When the designer was alive, what do you think of these skulls? After he is dead, you think these skulls are very beautiful, so snap them up!Really heartless.
Because I was so angry, I walked over to a restaurant by the road, an Italian restaurant?What's wrong with you?Today is too late!I ordered all the meat, seafood, and expensive ones, and the waiter asked me if I didn't order appetizer soup or salad?no order!I am not a sheep!What grass to eat!
The waiter asked me what wine to order?Whoever wants to drink wine has no taste at all!The customer is God, and God wants to drink beer!No beer here?Go buy God a beer!I took out my credit card with a snap, the waiter was overwhelmed by my aura, and hurried to buy me beer, I stared at the floor-to-ceiling windows, like a sculpture.
The snow outside was getting bigger and bigger, cars were coming and going, a MC QUEEN scarf with a skull rolled on the road, and I sat in the expensive Italian restaurant and ordered a bunch of good dishes without looking at the menu.what!There is really a kind of pleasure of burning the piano and boiling the crane!
At this point, I finally knew why I was so angry.Your friend said I look like a pig, Hao Zeyu, you actually smiled and acquiesced?How embarrassing!We are buddies who have danced and fought together!Drown your anger in food.
However, no matter how big the anger was, facing the bill of more than 2000 at the checkout, it immediately collapsed. More than 2000?It's enough to buy a MC QUEEN scarf, but I ate the more than 2000 yuan, and I threw the more than 2000 yuan in the snow just now.I regret it, I have to get my money back.After paying the bill with heartache, I hurried out to find the scarf. The place where I threw the scarf was so white and clean, leaving only my regretful heart.
It seems that I am really not suitable for losing my temper. This time I lose my temper, and my monthly salary is gone!
〔Fives〕
When I got home, I had a fever. My dad found me some medicine, but my mom murmured that I didn’t get off work on time at this job. I couldn’t make much money in a month. I wasted every day. Why don’t I quit my job and go back to the subway to sell tickets.
After taking cold medicine, I wrapped myself in a quilt and fell asleep in a daze. I slept until midnight, and my throat was burning with smoke, so I turned on the desk lamp.
"Thirsty?" Grandma suddenly appeared, which startled me.
"Grandma! Can you say hello in advance next time you appear as a spirit? Even your granddaughter can't hold you back!"
"It doesn't matter if you are sick, let's come down to see you."
I was still angry, "I don't even get me a glass of water, just watch me burn there!"
Grandma pointed her chin at the bedside table.There was a glass of water on the bedside table, and it was still warm when I touched it. I was a little touched, but my mouth was not forgiving, "The management above you is really bad. The dead old lady came back to scare people when she had nothing to do." Picking up the water glass, Drank it down, yo, it's still honey water, "This is a bit like grandma."
My brain was wide open, "Grandma, you can make water now? I lost my scarf, can you make it back for me?"
Grandma curled her lips, "If I can change it, it will be really haunted. Your father poured the water. When you got a fever, your father didn't sleep well and ran to you several times."
After I drank the water, I still felt dizzy, so I leaned my head on my grandma's shoulder, "Grandma, you are really useless," I forced my hand into my grandma's armpit, "warm my hands."
In the past, the stove was turned on in the large courtyard, and it was cold in winter. My hands were always suffering from frostbite, and my grandma raised her arm and stuffed my hands under it, which made it warm.Grandma's body is still as warm as before.
I sighed. "feels awful……"
"Where is it uncomfortable? Physically uncomfortable, or inwardly uncomfortable?"
"It's all uncomfortable."
"What's the trouble?"
I was not convinced, "Grandma, you just stand and talk without pain in your back. I am so good-tempered that I ate more than 2000 yuan in anger. If it were a bad-tempered old lady like you, you would definitely come back alive from anger..."
Grandma took me to the bed, "I'm not angry, I have a temper in front of others, but I don't complain about others behind their backs! What happened to you? Your job is to serve others! People beat or scold you, that little Northeast grandson treats you like a person, you are a dwarf who wants to go to the sky, don't you know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth? Isn't it your job to find things for him in heavy snow? Wronged? You remember, you were looking for the scarf yourself, and they didn't let you do it! If you want to do it, don't try to return it, our girl is not so hypocritical!"
I was stubborn, "But his friend said I was a pig, and he still didn't speak for me!"
"I still said you are a pig! Your mother also said you are a pig! You still keep saying it with a playful smile! Others can't do it? Besides, did they say you? His buddies said, what's the matter? You have to let someone beat his friend to vent your anger? Also, what if he ran out of scarves and bought ten more? If he doesn't buy, can such an expensive scarf be in your hands?"
"I do not care!"
"Look at your obedient appearance, with a smile on your front foot, and throwing it into the snow with your back foot. You regretted looking for it, but you couldn't find it and you caught a cold. You still feel uncomfortable? Who is to blame? Isn't it? Blame you for smearing snot all over your face--asking for embarrassment!"
I covered my face in the quilt and remained silent.Grandma is right, in fact, I think so too.
Grandma covered me with the quilt, hating iron for being weak, "You're just used to being cowardly, and you don't even have to lose your temper at all."
"It's a pity that the scarf is gone. It's just thrown away. It's more than 2000. I haven't used such a good thing in my life. I shouldn't want it." I said lazily.
Grandma said to me thoughtlessly, "Why don't you knit a scarf for him."
"what?"
Grandma plausibly said, "A piece of cloth costs more than 2000. It's not warm to wrap around it in the winter. I see, they treat you very well. Let's weave a similar one with a skull on it. It's an apology." .”
I think what grandma said is quite right, but I don't think it's right, why should I send a scarf.But I also know now that this is a dream, and I am very happy to see my grandma in the dream, and the grandparents and grandchildren talking, and I don't expect my grandma to speak perfectly.
Grandma said: "I should go back."
"Grandma, coax me to sleep for a while before leaving." In my dream, I was qualified to act like a baby.
Grandma patted me, "Buffalo, buffalo, the horns come out first and then the head..."
I was dissatisfied, "Don't want this..."
Grandma's face became more and more blurred, and she changed her head, "The days are long and the nights are short, Mr. Mouse got up late. The sky is falling and the ground is sinking, and the little flower dog is gone..."
I gradually squinted.But I still consciously remind myself: wake up tomorrow, go online and look for better wool, maybe there are still sweater needles at my mother...
In a daze, I heard my grandma laugh, "Silly Fuzi, I still don't know why I'm angry?"
Why?With a bang, I fell into the abyss of sleep.
(End of this chapter)
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